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Show She (Dgdcn function. ewy WKDNKSDAY and SATURDAY the omit.v Puhushiks Compant. JAMKS McOAW, President and Buiiiieiw Manager, ti whom ail JJusinetts ouniiuuit4cutiuuB stiuulil Lc PuWinhrf Ly The Mot Singular Event for Years." We learn by letter from a gentlemen m Helena, that ft curiously painful incident occurred in lliut towu on Friday evening last. Fire rather clever, respectable and fast young men were enjoying themselves :n the chamber of one of the number. Nothing uuunual happened in the meeting; there was pleasure enough and a merry parting. They appear, all of them to have slept soundly during the night afterward, hut, Htrange to say, in the morning when they awoke in their several apartments not one of them could hear a sound. Neither wag acquainted then with the niisfortunn of the other, and wondered in bis own mijid what on earth was the matter took Dome consolation in the thought that it was merely a temporary affliction brought on by causes for which he could not fully account. ISut as they 'met. each other at their business places later in the day their astonishment and even terror was not to be described. They ceased to exhibit their usual characteristics, became morose, gloomy, and by Saturday evening looked years oldjr than the duy before. The clattering of wugittia and drays, the whistling of etaiubuats, or even the firing of a pistol close up to their ears failed to make an impression. In the expressive language of one of themselves, "they were all struck ttuue deaf." Following the advice of friends, four of them went to New Orleans And one of them came to Mem phis for medical treatment. It is the most singular event that there bus been any account of for years. Mtmphit Avalanche. A s. c. Ynnrnrn Hrft nmltmlv -v ITilivupinnM "J ' I'V ing rapidly throughout the country, and decidare tuuu the young consequently edly more sickly than they used to be. , The Earl of .Shaftesbury, in speaking recently of the Roman Catholic clergy, said: "If his holiness the Pope had a wife, she would not allow him for an hour to remain in the belief that he was infallible." A young gentleman the other day D.W.PARKHURST'S COLUMN. OGDEN CITY. TRUCKEE ask- ed a young lady what she thought of the married state in general. "Not knowing I cannot tell," was tho reply ; "but if you and I were to put our heads together, I could soon give you a definite an- WAR! WAR!! WAR!!! mm Figaro. One hot night; recently, the sleeping car on a train gave a sudden lurch, ami threw the occupant of the upper berth into the aisle. His companion suddenly awakening shouted to him, asking if he had fallen from hie bed. "No." wag the reply, "I have Just melted and run ou." A ARRIVED: We are now prepared to exchange It would b well if all passengers onld keep themselves as firmly aloof from excitement in a steamboat race as a IS. 18. for Everybody. por Tliousand. Toweling, Cambrics, Silicias, CLOTH A?SI3 YAltN. Ginghams, fc" Wanted ar IMS II FULLER and tit. Chamhrays, IMAI AIX, Pl'GSLEY & Co. Cassimeres, Irish Linen, ss will Sell Lumber of all kinds Cheaper Ogden. 1,000,000 SHINGLES, Sugar Pine, $4.50. 1 Flannels, RELIEF 1-- 4: by 6-In- cht FENCING FOR FARMERS, $28. Swiss Muslin, Flowers, Ribbons, SPUING GOODS, Parasols, Consisting of Artificials, Feuthers, Ribbons, Hutu, etc., etc. Shakers, fine assortment, for sale, cheap. STOCK An immense Stock on hand and an inexhaustible quantity to come. j)cr M. BY THE CAR-LOA- D. SQUARE-EDGE-D OYSTERS. ASSORTMENT OF at "The horrid surf Long .Branch said: makes me keep my mouth shut." i Sarcastio husband "Take some of it home with you my doar." VERY ELIOIHLE SEVERAL Lean, on the I'nioa Square. North-won- t HOLDING Corner of Kor particulars apply to JAS. McOAW. the Junction OtHce. Esq.. at 3tMf . An exchange soys: . ing tried female jurors, end a woman "Wyoming now proposes to to Congress. If the wo- man has done anything that the laws of Wyoming are not sufficiently stringent to properly punish, send her to Congress ty all means and may Ood have mercy on , her." , Carp en tor, .Tolnor, and Calimt Maker, A friend relates a comical story of an Irishman who went in great grief to a neighbor to get some of the women to lay his grandmother out for burial. Accordingly, the man met them at the gate, informing them, "No hurry; she isn't dead Jit yet. But ye may begin biliu' the irater to wash her." " DR. R. TIBBITS, l?liyIcinu ami tSurgreoii. OKKICK AT WALKER A MCNUTTS DRUG STORE, (HIDES, U. T. Culls from tended ta. th. Country promptly at- l'i-3- DR.WM.H. GROVES. . Dentist, Office, Second South Strant, SALT LAKE CITY, i urve uoors w est oi iterere iieuse. 91m "LATHER AND SHAYEM." a blacksmith, milOMAS THOMAS, FORMERLY OF THE I who was rearing a bull pup, induced his l ifjoicu noiwe anil well Known as an accom.father to go on all fours, and imitate the plished knight of the settlors ami blade, has business on Slain street, a little north of bull. The canine pupil piuned the old opened N. Leavitt's. lie asks for the of his old man by the nose. The son, disregarding friend and of all who want apatronage clean share in an the paternal roaring, exclaimed: "Hold easy chair, with a light hand and a keen raior. Htf him, Growler, boy, held him! bear it, . feyther, bear it! It will be the making of the pup!" j.t In i bull-baitin- g OF CALIFORNIA BOOTS & SHOES Sole Leather. " days, Also, Grain & Grass Scythes, Cradles, Snaths, Hoes, Bakes, Forks. Cooking Stoves. CITY LICENSES. GROCERIES. To all whom It may eoueern. o appearance, stepped into a store and asked: "Whose funeral is that?" The shopkeeper replied: "Why that's the Legislature." Du tell!" said thelady,"When did they die!" cing. on hand. Bring FLOUR, POTA TOES, BUTTER, CORN, Office OGDEN. UTAH LUMBER Hotter and Cheaper thaa any Imported. CHEAP! CHEAPER!! CHEAPEST!!! J. WILLIAMS k CO. FLKXISa IN OGDEN, ALL KINDS OF Plank, Scantling, Joists, Flooring Beams, Eafters, Fencing, Inch Lumber and Sheeting, FROM II. B. CLAWS OX, FIRST-CLAS- S Flooring, and Picketing, Etc. Etc. FROM Business attended at ALL HOURS, BAY or NIGHT. At Cash Kates. to PUGET SOUND, This business has been carried on in Ogden for more than Twelve Months, SAN FRANCISCO, and I can confidently ask the public for a continuation and an extension of their Sugar Pine patronage. I invite Inspection and Defy Competition. HUMBOLDT BAY Flooring, BOARDS, Shingles. Tliousand. Bills of all kinds sawed to order at a few day's notice. TAKE ALL KINDS OF FAY At Market Rates. F.em. Butter. Flour, or ottMf productions cf the Kann. Also Stock of any kin; Sheep, Cows, Work Cattle; Wagons, etc. Store Pay at cash rates, or eveD Cash itselr refused. We are also prepared to furnish Shingles CEILING, COUNTER to $35 $30 per To FARMERS and MER CHANTS of UTAH we offtr this advantage: W'c will FLOORING, ' . Tliousand. Finishing Lumber RED WOOD 40,000 lbs. HARDWARE Handbills, Posters, and PICKETS OF TOTICE 13 IIER2B1 GIVEN. THAT 11 all Persons engaged in Business in ugdon City, (tcT wntcn the City Ordinances provide that a license must be obtained. without first nrociirii.e a license are liable to be taken before any A bachelor on Twenty seventh street, AWermon or aid City, and be subjected New York, had the blues, and applied to to a Fine. Eipeotcd in a few dayi. a doctor for some medicine. The doctor By order of the City Council, inquired into his case and wrote a pre LORD FARR, Mayor. scription in Latin, which the bachelor took to a drug store. Translated, the pre scription read, "Seventeen yards of silk, THOS. Ge. ODELL, City Recorder. --with a woman in it," The bachelor ttro- ' posed to a lady that evening, and was All Orders addressed to D. II. FEERY, Biartiea in two weks. The Office of the City Recorder is at Ogden City, will hate prompt Certain Parisian ladies are introduC' the Otlice of the "Ogden Junction," new fashion a Seventies' that of patronising attention. Hall, near iie U. C. K. R. ing pet serpents. Ataconoert in the Champs Station. . Ely sees one of these pets quietly uncoiled . m. till 8 p. m. Ojfict UoMrt from 1 itself from the arm of its mistress, and , found a home on that of a noighborinc lady. Immediate result, hysterics. The owner came to the rescue, claimed her green and yellew darling, and comfort Printed at the OfficeCards of this Paper with neatness, Superintendent. ingly observed that it was not venomous. f punctuality and dispatsh, en reasonable terms. , "Junctios" Printing A Large Stock of Laths, etc., etc. , t Close to the IP ox Ceiling, Shingles, . As the members of the Massachusetts Legislature movedslowly in hacks through the streets of New Bedford, an old lady, , attracted by their solomn and dignified FAR3IERS,now is your Time for Fen Hay-rake- s, ALL KINDS UNION SQUARE, For all building purposes. PRODUCE TAKEN HALF A BLOCK EAST OF THE "JUNCTION" OFFICE, OGDEN. All Orders personally and promptly On Wednesday a man was discovered attended to. at White Cloud, Kansas, In the street, noThe dead. coroner was Article manufactured apparently Every by ns Is warranted te be made of the best material. tified, and summoned a jury. They had no sooner been sworn to make due inquiry Into the cause of the deiuh, than the subject waked up and asked all hands to take a drink. QUANTITY And California S. S. TUCKER, hav- LARGE North- - West Corner of $25 to $30 17-- tf A loving wife LATHS, $S. per 31. WHIPS. A m ID MBER t the New Yard A A3T ESZIiIjilOSI IV ILL, 20-- tf lating differences of distance, but I think that, in the last fifty nues we have gained upon her about on inch!" AT THE KKVKHK HOlE SALOON, He was too "close" an observer to be CIAI.L South Street, Unit Lake Oitr, where find JOE. SIMMONS or his assistant will bothered with any further questions from you and willing to serve you with ready the excited bystanders. FRESH OYSTERS, GOLDEN ( 'ROWS CIGARS, ItliMcclliiiieoiis. PIGS FEET, etc. 9'f Call and see him. "I hate a great love for old hymns," said a very pretty girl to her masculine attendant. "I am much fonder of young GROUND TO LEASE. nets," said he. FOR THE than anybody in 3X-- tf FEMALE READ THIS: I Jeans, One pound of Oreaxo to every eirht pounds of Wool will lie required, if it is not l'uriiiidied the pi ke of the gruuo will be deducted from the wuul. venerable "Friend" of Bbode Island (now descended, full of years and full of honors, to his grave) did on the occasion f a race between twooontending st earners in Long Island Sound. The boats had been running with n visible advantage on either side for a long distance, and croups of excited persons were on the deck disemwing their several chances of ASSOCIATION, triumph, and finally appealed to the MAIN 8TUKKT, (X1DKN. "Frwnd" in question. "Don't you think we've gained on her milE FKMAI.E RELIEF SOCIETY BEO TO in coming the last forty miles!" call the attention of the Uuli to their the with "Yes," replied imperquaker turbable gravity,"I should say from presNEY or ent appearances, that we had." "Do you? Well, Mr. ISrown, how much should you think we havo gained npon her?" "I may bo mistaken," replied the Quaker, "for I have small gill for calcu- LUMBER 200,000 Feet at JUST 5.00 Checks, CLOTH FOR VOOL first-cla- P. C. DEPOT. Domestics, Denims, Stripes, LumbeR MOT (SPRAGUE, GARNER, MERRIMAC, BUNNELL, AMERICAN, etc.) Beef and all kinds of Soft Crease taken In Exchange for Quaker's Decision. ILI WEST Mnts, latest Styles Excelsior Mills!! OQD33N CITY. laUMBE FULL SUPPLY OF Brown and Bleached NKAR Success is The Best Thing ' Yet! WILL1A1BS & GO'S COLUMN, AT TUB OGDEN JUST COLUMN. AND swer." The editor of the Watsonvillo Pajuro-in- n was accidenUy ihot on the Fourth, but wo aro glad to learn that he is now able to ait down with more satisfaction than formerly. Carrying Chinese bombs in the tail of one's coat is, as a general rule, a mark of editorial indiscretion. WM. FERRELL'S Wm.FERRELL, One ami CHEAPER TH AX EVER OFFERED REFOUE. allnlf Illocks lVest On good security of lac function" Ofl.ce, AND Near the V. C. It. Depot, wc will also give time, on FART PAY3HEXT, for large orders. OODE5T. BOORS, SASH BOORS, AH communications and BLINBS D. W. PARKIIURST, Frofkietok. WILLIAMS & CO., JOSHUA made to order. Xorth-He- to be addresxed to st Corner of Union Square., All persons indebted to the Firm of Smith & Co. are requested to call and settle forthwith. f Close to the "JcFCTroV Pmsttxo Ottic, OGDEN. IP. O. Box 99. |