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Show The 8 act Lake Telegram. FRIDAY EVENING, JULY 2i, 1003. nnriruTTtnruTjijxminnnnmtivvtri 3" li C, in Qaste foe 1 GOOD SALT PHLA IS BUSINESS. KlorMi MRS. .DAVID KEITH and Mrs. X. Ferguson will be hostesses at 9 Ft Silas Ragweed Pap told me to pay special 'tention to throwin' tho hammer while I was to coUegt?, an' won't be bo pleased! Y last evening. THE MARRIAGE of Miss Gussie Simpson and R. J. Graham was solemnized last evening. Bishop Atwood performed the ceremony. MRS. JOHN HINMAN left yesterday for Soda Springs, where she will spend a fortnight with Mrs. Gunnell. MRS. LEMERT will return to her home in Helena today, after a very pleasant visit with her sisters, Mrs. Burns and Mrs. Melton. MISS JENNIE BISHOP leaves Sunday for her home in Decatur, after a four months visit with her & R1DGWAT, Euroreajj Act. Novelty CHARLES VOX, Actor Laly. NELLIE 11 IDG WAY. Farmer Reword (later) Now, SJa. ilnca you won them hammer prizes yo-kin keep rUht on driTin fenc posU fur me. tvro months' visit with relatires at Lexington, Ky. MR. AND MRS. JAMES T. CDAS-BEer iertained a number of their friends very pleasantly at their home :;c SOME BRIGHT SAYINGS OF A BRIGHT WOMAN ADMISSION ISC. Blcyc! e Races Tuesdays cr.d Do unto others as you would have your mother-in-la- w do unto you. When ignorance keeps peace tn the family, it's folly to tell all you know. a A man never forgives voman, and she would despise him if he did. A man should always consult his wife. She may not have sense enough to know what he is talking about, but it will flatter her vanity all the same. When one man hangs around another too closely, he is generally trying make a grindstone of his friend's nose for his own ax. The joy of the moment may prove the regret of a lifetime. An attractive woman can outdistance a brainy one at every move. It is better to shun people who can not be an" advantage to you. They will either handicap you or drag you down. Love your neighbor as yourself, but put a barbed wire fence around your wife and your securities. Thp difference between a on 111., sis- When Adam and Eve poor man and a rich man had al fresco dined man both has the poor is, between and the only one appte thy the appetite stomach, while the rich them, and yet posterity man's appetite is gone has been kicking over the when he thinks of his check ever since. Make the child happr stomach. and you win the mother. A woman's personality A fat wallet often covers ace high in life's game. Love Is like a garter only I. O. U.'a. A nervous tooth cf a fidsnake: you may not notice it colling about you. but gety digestion cn reduce old thing. when it once gets a hold a man to any summer apLittle green it's mighty hard to shake off. ples may nil little Johnnie A man who is "so good" with soothing syrup or is' really uncanny. bird shot. What a pity !t Is that the Hope is sometimes like mother-in-lacan not be the charm of a snake. well. wear to to but Lures, guaranteed destroy. Never hurry. A leisurely The fellow who maks a fool of himself is never gait gives an air of proslonesome. perity. If money could buy the If you are enjoying life's sunshine, don't spoil it by opera boxes of heawn.a millionaires might have crving for the moon. The fool never knows chance. when to welcome either People with little purses pfnerallv have blK. healthy opportunity or good for with big tune. hearts. Tho Adam was a fellow to be nurses have shriveled little envied. He never saw a douehnuts. The good die young (at milliner's bill nor a dress maker's account, and never srrtng chicken season.) too If a lamb wanders had to listen to Eve when she mend far from home. It may re grumbling d Ms old trousers. turn shorn of its fWc. w ALTR Ir JULY 24. Good WATER 80 DEGREES. train cervic. Music and -- 30 "TRAINS 30 and every Commencing at 1 m. p alt Lake. 1 . tr-so- COFFEE JELLY BETTER C. Hill have returned from an exten- sive Eastern trip. MRS. S. W. REEDER left last night for Pocatello, Ida., to visit her brother. Til o MRS. ODELL and Miss Odell enter- tained the Sewing club at their home yesterday afternoon. MRS. H. L. BELL and son of Ogden are in the city, the guests of Mrs. E. M. Allison. rv "7, ''tfy INDUSTRIOUS DOG "That Certainly Is Fine. So Charlie got a big can and piece of Fox Terrier Eights Fires, Weeds Garand tied them to the tip of Jim's string dens and Does General Work. tail. ' Jim. my boy," he said, "you NEW YORK, July 24. If everybody canNow, run a mile a minute. Try it." had a dog- like "Jip," the fox terrier Jim started down the road with the belonging to John Gould of Shadyside, N. J., there would be a glut in the servant market. "Jip" can light fires, weed gardens and make himself generally useful. The other night, when Gould came home from work he started to weed his garden. Jip immediately joined him and helped pull up the weeds with his teeth. When he got a fairly good pile he carried them to a corner of the garden. Just then Gould lit his pipe and threv away the match. It was still burning and Jip picked it up with his teeth, ran to the pile of weeds and set fire to them, holding the match until it began to scorch his jaws. Gould tells this story and he says the dog is not for sale. - D COLLISIONON MISSOURI PACIFIC. SEDAL.IA. Mo., July 24. Missouri Pacific fast train No. 1, westbound, collided with the rear end of accommodation train No. 5, just outside the yards here yesterday. The forward coach of the accommodation was telescoped by the baggage and express cars In front of it. Four pas-eenge- rs and Baggageman J. C. Grovr were injured. Juiius Henkcl of Holland, az.. was hurt internally ana may cue. Will Talk on Currency. New York, July 24. It is stated here will sumthat Presidentmen Iloosevelt mon business from all parts of the country to Oyster Bay and hold a series of conferences on currency plan. This is the definite outcome of yesterday's conference with Republican leaders. President Refuses to Interfere. "Washington, July 24. The President has denied the application for commutation of the death sentence passed upon Benjamin G. Hill, a white man 65 years old, who killed his wife. Hill will be hanged today at the District jail. 5 b K :30 p.m. ur Medical Journal Suggests Substitute for Beverage to Be Used in Summer. lt p-.u- 4!h poplti-- a :30, 3:30, 5 -- 1 fl fr t t w'nl LANGroUD. Gen. Mgr. and 1 - 1:15 p.m. .r.i 11 a. m., t!: Wait iil fifJrrn vonr- anl rne mr.nth all lwpi but v, e rollertl it for him. innni'V njul !on't lj; It was an honrt bbt The doal-bea- 12.v) p.m. th .We never havo trouble tvith honest ti n inn. Merchants' Protective As s'n, i cure for SCICNTiriC COIXKCTOKS OP I'.AP DHHTA all kinds of piles. 25c per Jnr. FRANCIS Q. LUKE, (Gen oral Manager. THE Llflfi Tp Fonr Commercial Wool:.) 1 l! HE 00. DRUG LONDON. July 24. If hot coffee with you. at coff Jelly. Clear coffee Jelly, says the Lancet, In ut good aft1! dinner as the hot ftuff. It quenches th thirst, and has ;t tendency to aborb any excessive acidity of the 'mmmUmmmMhmim Hi Dr. Joseph MarrioU, of Murray THAN THE HOT DRINK London mJtmm 0:30, 7:30 p. m. VICTOR'S PILE OINTKEHT A Si dl?-agrp- es fr. ACTS AS A SERVANT 1 Trains from K. nil Kegulnr lime table: 0:30, t. 2:15 p.m. 15:00 p.m. 3: 15 p.m. 4:30 p.m. 5:15 p.m. 0:00 p.m. 0:15 p.m. 7:"0 p.m. S:15 p.m. 1V.00 p.m. V 15 p.m. 10:;u)p,m. Summer Bays Etret. J. mi A Kill VIC LEAVE Salt Lake. Cool Spots for i. ss Danc- ing, and the beet bathing in the worid. mlnutei thereafter. mJmmmmmVtmi Serves steaks, chicken, Lagoon black biss, serves them nicely and at the same prices you pay in first-clarestaurants in town. The fare to Lagoon is 50 cents. Rafts a Grand Success! 10:.10a.m. 1:00 p.m. 1 :45 p.m. 2:30 p.m. 11:15 p.m. 4:00 p.m. tJJJuJIJUUrunsusfJu 4 :45 p.m. Only one amateur "toed the scratch" at Salt Palace last nieht. He was Fred 5:30 p.m. crick Taylor, a baritone sringrr of "meat 0:15 p.m. melodious voice." Mr. Taylor made a 7:00 p.m. good impression. Other features were 7:15 p.m. well received by the large audknee pr en at the theater. S:P0 p.m. 0:15 p.m. Caklers park will have a brilliant pyrotechnic display tonight in honor of 10:00 p.m. Pioneer day. There will b dancing, durvaudeville and diving high 10:15 p.m. boating, ing the afternoon and vening. MRS. W. R. WARREN and Mrs. R. AGOO N DAY bfcLt 45 DAILY ANIMAL STORY FOR THE THE RESTAURANT AT. BALT LAKE A LOS ANGELES RT. nfAMEE Follow the Crowd Carx Every Five Minutes. Friiayf. Palace of Illusions, lCc. DANCING ZVliUT EVENING. ter, Mrs. M. F. Cunningham. WEE SALT LAKER MRS. AUSTIN WHITNEY and Mrs. Clark L. Whitney have taken the cottage of H. G. Whitney at Silver Lake THE RAPID-TRANSI- T DOG. for the summer. MRS. S. D. EVANS and daughter One day, when little Jim Dog was left yesterday for a visit of several weeks at Walker's farm. out for a walk, he saw a cloud of dust MR. AND MRS. MORTON FRENCH coming down the road at full speed. will arrive shortly from Kimberly and When it reached him he saw that it will spend a portion of the summer was caused by a dog who had a tin can with Mrs. Dunford at 835 First street. tied to his tail. "Goodness me!" cried Jim. "I never MR. AND MRS. J. W. HOUSTON and saw a dog go as fast as that in my family left last evening - for a brief outlife. What makes him do it?" ing in the mountains. "How ignorant you are!" said Charlie Dog, who was always looking for a MR. AND MRS. R. W. DAYNES to play a joke on some one. "He have returned from Seaside, Or., and chance a in is hurry to get somewhere, and are at home for the present with Dr. he had that tied his tail to make and Mrs. L. W. Snow at 60 First street. him go fast.canIt is on all the style now, Saltair Ia entertaining a largr crowd the larger the can the faster it MRS. F. W. FRANCIS and children and oT Pioneer day relbratorK today. To- a automomakes It's go. you regular leave tomorrow for a visit at bile." display of firework? and nlht a serial Mik's farm, be given. will a ball is "That said Jim. fine," grand certainly fef dis"Oh! ever the it's greatest thing T MISS HELENA CRITZER left yessaid Charlie. Lagoon is alive with picnickers today,rt covered," Hobble creek. for terday tlie cooling shades of that delightful "I believe I'll try it," said Jim. "You ought to be ashamed of yourbeinjj especially attractive for suvh PAYE WHITNEY and Miss Minnie self never tried it before," said purpose:'. that you James left Salt Lake Wednesday on a Charlie. to ten days' outing Silver Lake, the The Cinematograph draw? crowd. Get me a big can," said Jim. guests of Mrs. George D. Pyper. REAR-EN- Horse Races High Diving Boating Dancing $1000 Pioneer Fireworks Dis play at Night dora rirrrnLinn. voahst. MARTIN MRS. ELLIOTT KELLY and daugh- man. mil. YHUDEVILLE. street. Misa Olive Donnellan, Miss Zane, Miss McMillan, Miss Kimball, Miss Noble, Miss Mamie Noble, Miss Cohen, Miss Geddes, Miss Jacobs, Miss Emily Reed, Miss Jasmine Youngr, Miss Holmes, Mrs. T. Roy Brown, Mrs. Bid well, Mrs. Tom Davis, Mrs. Ham, Mrs. George Tuttle, Mrs. Styer, Mrs. Robert G. Smith, Mrs, T. G. Griffin, Mrs. Sam Porter, Mrs. W. C. Hall and Mrs. Fore- DAT8. JULY Most Marvelous Ever Performed by Man. 0 .MR. AND MRS. OTTO LEIFER, who were married at Evanston, Wyo., last Thursday, -- entertained 'a number of friends at dinner here night. Their gxiests were Mrs. Thursday Miles, Dr. Luel-l- a Miles, Mr. and Mrs. M. B. Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Moore, Whitney, Mr. and Mrs. Roy Jones, Mrs. Lena D. Peasley and Roy Moore. Mr. and Mrs. Leifer are at home to their friends at 122 N MRS. D. R. GRAY entertained in honor of Miss Jessie Fox. Cards were played during the afternoon. Mrs. Gray was assisted by Mrs. Charles Wilkes and Miss Ruth Kirkpatriek and prizes were won by Mrs. porter and Mrs. S. Gouldstone Griffin. The ladies present to meet Miss Fox were Miss Donnellan, CALDER'S LOOP THE LOOP Country club tomorrow, the day to y.f be the last tea day until later in the season. w ter have returned from a PIONEER stomach. The Lancet further fays that coffpr. in any form, is a good nf drink, because it Is an antidote to alcohol, and rouses the muscular energy without the collapse that follows too much liquor. The dyspeptic should avoid hot coffee as well as tea. Hence the recommendation of the coffee jelly. 3KD SO. AND STATE STS. Telephone 5G0. ' HXfJ "! fcjr A tr-cllnn- er Living Expenses Reduced DOWN SUGAR can banging along behind him. At every leap the thing would give him a AND WILL SELL good, hard bump, and at every bump he would go faster, and the faster he IIAIiRIMAN OFFICIALS 17 went the harder the bump, and the CONFER AT SAN FRANCISCO. harder the bump the faster he wont. :o lus. with a sent of bov he shower passed Every r. lus. WITH j. n:i:u. stones at him, an old lady threw a SAN FRANCISCO, July 2i,A conferr. the Jus: few For drys. bucket of hot water on him as he ence of oillcials of th Harrlman liner, canncrs. chance for fruit passed her doorstep, a farmer cracked which has begun, for the purpose of rehim over the head with a clod of dirt Lird. Swift? Silver L-passenger train schedule!, was Z as he crossed a cornfield, a milkmaid vising for pounds today. Among the can smashed him in the side with an empty continued ,i;c' Rst Jam", officials meeting 7 b.trr Dl ur.or.d pail, dogs snapped at him and cats are PaFFengor present at the Snp Agent Craig of the Ort 7 art Swift's Prid- - Sr.: tp, . . ,;:.c spat at him. and finally an old mule Railroad it Navigation company. 5 shot out his hind legs and sent poor old gon b.rs ;.v. d Laundry Portland, and Passenger Agent V. Z. 3 double Jim sailing into the middle of a pig pen. Coman hets Sticky in PortPai-oAfter the pigs had rooted his life out land. Itof isthe Southern Pacific time li Fly beexpected that the H. "t Javr. r.r.d .V Jim managed to crawl through a hoi tween this city and Portland will be Coff and escape. ii jpD.itl Hugs. fhortened to twenty-seve- n hours when in the hole, how Guaranteed The tin can stuck s the several and Improvements 2 dozen . v Oc ever, and when Jim pulled real hard to on to line the Oregon ar completed. get it out he pulled the end of his tail This will necessitate AT Tl!i: radical changes In off. and Railroad the i Oregon As he lay battered and bruised and schedules, Reliable Cash Grocery connecting trnlns with the breathless on the ground, v;nnrli came Navigation Pacific Southern will at mak Portland along. ROUT. J, FISCHER. changes to accommodate th new ord?r "Did you go fast?" he asked. of things. 107 KAPT FKCOSn snPTIt ST. General Freight Agent U. It. Miliar Ti:i.i:rnoNi; The Secret of Success. Ac of the Railroad Oregon Navigation "Get something the people need. Then has been summoned to this let the people know you've got it." That company from Portland to confer with the city is the plain-tal- k prescription for bufi Pacific Southern freight ofUclsls relaH. L. Kraness success given to of the freight traftive future mer, the famous creator and advertiser fic departmentsplans of two roads. the of Cascarets, Candy Cathartic, which O. A. of Parkyns Angeles Is also a in a few years have developed pale the conference, as the of a million boxes a month. Every attendingin the Southern Paoperating changes reader of this newspaper knows that cific to be made on the completion of Delivered to ali parti of th the manufacturers of CasearetH have the Santa Susanna tunnel In August 1 advertisused newspaper persistently city. frhone or call and 1pv will affect his division. I and know" the to the "let people ing your orders for tho best BREAD results have shown that MaJ. Kramer AND CAKES. HALF RATES, people needed." It "got something the is a great object lesson in the school of business. July 23rd and 24th, IS LBS. 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