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Show JANUARY 18, Provo, Utah County. Utah FUNNY BUSINESS' DAILY HERALD FRIDAY. 8 Jeep France Prepared in Air To Repulse Attackers The Texas Supreme Court ruled few genuine expressions of maBy HARMAN W. NICHOLS . a five to four, decision that he chine art and a wonderful tool for WASHINGTON UP- - A spirited in was not entitled to the extra feud is in progress between the because "the Jeep is a raggedy tm-- transportation.' Canaday- isn't mad. He has In supreme court of Texas and the cputh vehicle without beauty or line vited the distinguished, gentlemen . . no .with or body. sug gestton ofjof the supreme court of Texas to people who make the- Jeep. and obviously intended for come along and look at the jeep's It began this way: A rural mail comfort service "rather than for plea- "big brother." A thing called the carrier in Texas who owned a Jeep hard , "Aero Willys. which is about to took out an accident policy "which sure." would give him 1100 a month in WelLi Ward M. Canaday. presi be shown to the public Friday. case he was put to bed by an ac dent of Willys, puffed his dander This one reaHy is a passenger cident. If hurt in a private car. and begged to differ. He replied car. It will bold six fat people exclusively of the pleasure car that the Jeep is "not uncouth." like me without discomfort It says Also that the war time jeep could here, and the front seat measures type" he could collect double. Well, he got hart in his Jeep. He do everything but climb a tree and 61 inches and so does the back.' started collecting $100 a month. He that with springs attached it could The wheel base is 108 inches and sued to get double, contending. he ride along like a Rous Royce, al- the overall length is 1804 Inches. most. was riding in a pleasure ear. It's 72 Inches wide and the trunk "Kot only that." said Canaday. will' take care of anything that can "the jeep is a work of art. No less be crowded .Into 24 cubic feet. Survey an authority than New York City's The Willys people claim that you Museum of Modern Arts says so. can get up to 35 miles to the gallon Is Job too. The jeep is the only American on common gas. CHICAGO OlE) A research firm car now in production chosen by ex reports that manpower is being the museum for exhibit. 'For muwasted by many companies which cellence as works of art. The overlook their present employes seum called the jeep:One of the when it comes to promotion. . DRAPERY - SLIPCOVER" Industrial Psychology. Inc.. said Chinese Reds Receive 127 it conducted a survey among te , - PARIS OPV After years of oc decent air defense. The construction of France s fumbling, cupation and post-wFrance Is rapidly catching up with radar screen is not yet completed but the recent air maneuvers dis air progress. perfect working 01 the Responsible quarters believe .the closed the chain of radar small but modern French air force already 'existing could deliver a hard blow to any warning stations. ' .' . Bi- - Fields Now attacker; French air officials cannot hope riot to bring their force to World War Three years ago. France hadfield suitable military air I rank, when France had undis- aforsingle long-ranbombers or Jets. air and puted supremacy in the sold thousands of its machines- to Today, at least 20 fields havelvast. oroaa concrete aprons- ana run the allies. New airfields are under con ' the mis ways. They doi hope to avoid struction 4n metropolitan France takes of the Maginot-minae- a , of the 30s. which left France and NorthAfrica. .concede much officials French with in the air weak woefully and energy were nothing to match German Junkers precious time millions of .francs wasted and and Focke-wulf- s. wind through, French air force officials con thrown into the ' effort In the sider it an immense asset that French! cabinets, no matter 'how .years. Dozens of . proto types have been dashed off the many, are "air minded." drawing boards- and when "built, V f Money Appropriated proved an utter failure. Now France is concentrating on The biggest difficulty for a rapid a few proven experimental models, buildup is la$k of funds. mainly fighters. for 1952 France's In the: budget armed forces the air ministry has earmarked a b o u t 300,000.000.000 Farmers Asked to Give francs; (about $1,000,000,000) for ar . ; - i . Indicates That Talent Wasted - - om-cla- ls " post-liberati- on firms through -- the country and Blame for Former found that the currently tignt labor supply could be alleviated by Detroit Man's Suicide careful promotion of present emThis is the third tablecloth I got today, attached to tax ployes and a more scientific selec- , HONG KONG. W L. The Free of new Job applicants. dom Front., an anti - Communist returns I wish these guys ; wouldn't figure their taxes tion di- F" n i?H cH--T jncniiff hu!1Hn ivnnrt.! Dr. executive Joseph King, in restaurants!" rector of firm, said ed that an' American Chinese, a that "in 16 companies we found, former Detroit grocer, committed personnel directors huntinjg high suicide in Red China because he Defense Scrap Metal S orn and low for supervisory help, skill could not stand Communist exacp workers and for high level of- tions any longer. ed OF) n e T FRANKFORT. Ky. fice Li The bulletin said personnel. With" Kentucky agricultural mobilization "Yet it did not occur to these Shing-cha- k took his life a few days committee is asking state farmers departments that some after his wife and widowed daughter-ithis competition is downright personnel not to keep their scrap metal down By VIRGINIA MacPHERSOS of the employes in their own plants n-law hanged themselves for on the farm when it can be put to United Press Hollywood Reporter phony. When an actress puts up a were to those he reasons. similar promotable jobs," s to out better use in building guns and HOLLYWOOD (UP) Actors who false front it means she said. Li formerly was manager of, the . man blind. .. battleships. Yee Chang Lung grocery store In about competing with plung- rob her leading gripe is thinks this dowjxrigbt Douglas R. O. Wilson, committee ing necklines got a loud snort Fri- stupid. heavy with talent. . . .not curves. Third Street. Detroit. The Chinese the nation's steel mills day, He says Paul from Douglas. "Any dame who gets by on a Communists picked on him. bewere1 particularly interested in he can stick his chest out "If he's toin there doing what he's plunging neckline alone isn't any cause they assumed all Chinese be doing." growled the scrap metal from farm equipment; farther'n aay cutie Hollywood's supposed the automobile he shrugged. "Be coming from star of "When in Rome," he's competition," because it contains heavier iron! dug up so. far. lieve me, I'd worry a lot more in manufacturing center must be on WHY' he's and steel scrap. play- a scene with Catherine Hepburn rich, the bulletin said. concentrating j Wilcnn sair! farmer rmilfl. raakpi "This is a lot of nonsense," the ing the serene . . . not WHO. And than I would with some of the Li was made to surrender all his ac growled. "Any burly if he's gonna let these upsidedown-- b sweater gals. a real contribution to national desweatmoney and property and also the a who's about tor worrying loo mer-girthrow him off he's "Katie's flat as a board and trust fense by turning in old plow points er funds which other rich Chihis scenes better not. be and shares, cultivator shovels and startgirl stealing any good anyway." doesn't care who knows it. But nese entrusted to his care when gonna as arounti a for job looking and y sweeps, discarded batteries, 'Besides Douglas says, no she's a hell .of an actress. they fled Communist China. The , old equipment which has been re- a plumber."- of em are. Worry, that stolen a scene from "I can name you three more bulletin said Li turned over the beauty's Plentyplaced with modern" machinery. is. More'n one leading man around him yet. And he doesn't think she's who'd keep me on my toes and equivalent of $9,000 to the Com ; ' bust among munists but the Communists susthere isn't a h town's feeling powerful sorry for going to. GEESE NOT DUMB Vivien Jean a mea 'em: chest of in Leigh pected he had hidden some money Arthur, these "I've himself got days cleavage. JACKSON, Miss. .( U.T.) When Time was. , McGuire." and away. when he all "Until surement." Dorothy wail, they grinned. they dethe Sardis waterfowl refuge do Li. his wife and daughter-in-lain there and. These two who me can to ladies can a was about throw had get somebody worry gent velopment was opened in 1950, only kids and dogs. Now the match that I'm not gonna worry." their level Jbest; And they come were subjected to three months' about 200 Canaditian geese were things: . The nomlna torture in a Communist prison to added decolletage. have way Douglas sees it, the out with academy-awar- d gals observed there all season. During What makes to turn over the they 11 only gal who can shove him into- tions. Douglas says you don t get force them the past season word of the refuge have you know, itis worse, money, the bulletin said. that some of 'the background is one who's top- these just by "breathing deep." must have spread through the goose world.- As many as 1,000 Canadian geese were observed every day on'the refuge. The' Chinese were the first printers. avia'tion. of That is about what the United States will spend next year on its air buildup and about one half I of the British military aviation budget. After World War II. France had only a few dozen "flying coffins." Most of the good planes supplied by the American or British air one-thirti- eth a to help forces went fb revolt there. the Communist quell What was1 left in metropolitan France, a French air official said, were "flying junk heaps, with ven some controls missing," to train new French cadres. . Indo-Chin- , Details Kept Secret Most details about the French air force are secret. Authoritative sources, however, disclosed the following facts: Three years ago, France possessed not a single jet fighter. Today all French fighter- squadrons are equipped with jets. Some come from the U. S. mutual assistance program but the majority are built in France under French or British licenses. Three years ago, the air space over France was empty. There were no radio station to sound mlrrt which with the oresent rapidity and suddenness of an air attack fs the prerequisite of any - the-researc- WAS LOADED ' LONG AGO.T I AH AS HARMLESS AS A, NEW- - TIME. -- BABE.'.'-'- BOCIM - j yr ' MAVE DECEIVED OMLV am idiot. r vTI J.J- i chair-manha- Pod. Tim's stm alive; fed's under the . , sod. What happened? It's simple. Tim drove with care. Ted didn't. He liked to speed and . tear Along, the highway. Ted! , Poor old v Tim's still driving; Ted is dead. During World War I. Marine Corp aviation consisted of 282 officers and 2480 enlisted men.. . SAVINGS! BIG ..OFF ON ALL' LABOR- - CHARGES IF MATERIAL IS SELECTED DURING JAN. OR FEB. - mm fink -- I . , U1 r C"lurl ii'iir- i id ' ummm . 50-in- ch six-foot- er ls t Mi 1 J bos-om- - '38-inc- 50-in- ch , , - M splay WMs On 1 J ji -'r vr-s-- S mm. ' m m mm. . mm a . t I OUGHT X I W3MT GIVE. VOCJ TOSMOOT J DE SATISFACTION "VOU-BO' BREAKIN'NO LAW.7-- lpfr-- CANNOT- .KTf f f Vl! fcLpi UNTILOU7 SRCAK A m 1 a 17 W gW IAAIW ' 1 AUAW.TC ' InVT MIME I t, - UT -r-- Ov TyOU COULD 50 . By AL CAPP I . e Actors Gri e About Competing ..- DAT PLUTONIUM. an attempt to cut down driving deaths. A sample of thenr efforts: ' Identical twins were Tim and Ted , With, beautiful hair all curly red. As perfect a pair. as peas-i- n a , little i Kh confession dojtXxj WltWORCOFr-- A h . LTL ABNER wwv - plunging Necklines; Not Douglas . AUGUST aJ .Me. 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