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Show V " fAGETWO - THKMENING HERALlS rr'-i-- Hj ' 1 l- jj - iiESltEE .'. V . ENTXAPJU. NSTWSPArrat klUH ASSOCIATION CXiTP fUE&j ASdtJCiATIOtr f ? 'f PIBUSHED BY THE UEKALD CORPORATION N. linonef Basaiusoiy fcdjter Mn$fr Editorial Booms, Telephone. Society Editor, Telephone Business Office Telephoiui ............. ....... m. llust about tha t tM-- 8o time a- win ecu .everything o a smooth- basis at the office, suine- oWeg with '. , tiling goes wrong at home. V. .Dunn mti -- ni .,.,...1508 ' "And la your 4atibter happily ." matrled?' X. ..,...iv...... "i'ea, rathi-r- - t Her husband " la . red to doath bf torr. . ' . TERMS t)F SIISSCBIPTIO.V V PS ; ll .ii. ' ' 2, tsr DeHflpred carrier", per incntli Ho the rannibal rlaifora Hale advance rr eer.4n Carrie. ir rwHfr4 ahould wver fall In lore with ......$&50 Delivered br mail In Utah county.- per mr, In advance the dusky maldena uainw they are rwiirered br mull la United Htatea. outside t'Ua covntr, per year, n JouBd 'teiulrt aa tbey will . a.'. at advance ..' ...... .'. well aa true.' ii ," , Publiahed, In the 4a weekly in 1850; ai a dally In 1922. Established Herald building, W Boutn Fire Wett street, Prove, GUa every evening, "I hear the new burial vault waa Delivered by carrier UJPyevo, condemned today. what except Saturday, and Wmdar inotning. comView. Ail Lake View, Vineyard, Orem, Provo Bench, and Pleasant forf. .. -I hear It was beeaose It 4idnt plaints at whatever nature should to made at onoa.V Telephone M., have any fire etwapea." Utah. la Proyo, Entered s second class matter at tht ' 05 ... - . a New Start L' on'e Iwi Sip, too,erV , A man out not - -- ' :' w' 7T- , At ME-AR- 1W .HHH HAW hAWj - . ai LAFF CHAfAU OUA 5TMC!J UO PAV HIM fc-U-F- Ll HE ,"1rATi gaze rr feminine mf aUut women and ofrea NO. OME.' HA AH v LOO&5-- -- ft MOREJ HE PUTS IU .J"' faaTe tnna on hi wind without be? unsi uiear ivi mlwl. A4ioloinon eome to iudg. wiKXOW E.M! ment; rate ctf we , and -- ' ffect ha safely razor had upon the drag trade What cold ereaaa la beat to m before the application of wbut roogef Of what powder? What Is good cigai? How taauy years will a bps of 92 a potmd draeoUtes remain 'fresh"? What but the gentle-whom he sajr eoe-ha-if ' the .1 15-ce- THE MODEK.V CIRIi She flauuta her ckirt out rather ' The "yes" man An vnpopular, but We're going to get hell.'rejfiveluted and, evidently, high, A. ordained Rev. has Buowa quite a length f hot; Church of plondell aays the fellows Coloradq erally. The Liberal ' never object to the "yes" girl. llins bishop of, "Righteous Hell", who grasps pbt ntodern girl 1m seldom ahy Wm. Ben. However any of clothes! his distinction and mission with unqualified entnusidsm, PET fAJOK to in. this country ti tendency The Liberal The good die young while the I like to. golf with Bati, 1ut '' and popular 111 often survive the second opera- Marie would rather pet than putt : abolish helV heretfort! .one. of the most precious ' v. . With less of putting, "more of petting ; . institutions; and, p CQllins1 and nurhetous assistants tion. A lot more nt f golf I'm getting ! will set forth to ;restorulievire, freausitate and tejuvenate the V "In ' ii, if San Franriaro A man batd f 800 : . C . ... 4.:M.H Tl JIJU'; , . ,; Same in au lis pristine giuiy. for an hour's conversation on the In town the revival is a protract: Bishop Collins and liis coliorts will present ;the genuine telephone, with bis wife in New ed meeting; In the country th proXJharon will, whang you .over the shoulders,' if you don't ait York. This works -- otit at the "rate tracted meeting Is Tevtval. o .'i Cerebos will growl savagely of $10 for every minute he listened. d quietly in his ferry. , A Xew Torktaficial wizard say as you.approach and over the entrance wm De me weu Known Grace 'Tin. J Ubnik JaeTt 1s o he made more than three bilnotice that, once in, you're a goner forever Inside will be iuasterfuL lie has such a comma nd- - lion dollars within, a single year tho, old familiar atmosphereof burnt brimstone, pits of boil- Getting eerrrip .owe. 1 n - letter , potonce 'g-- How. little chocolate , may he mmi la frosted chocolate before '"'The wteeaer eomplalasf r What i a oo4 booh for a boy blgbb .intereetiug, man neglects to eleven yeart f ageT What is the first class poeaSp,,lw ; a- - J The t'reurh cr at Verlun. "iuun Shalt Not Pass," bag beMMwe ooe of Mf. Kellogg'a Terjr 'faTored ijuuta-- . - . none. . .. s v " aewipaper dedicated to tha be .io cereals as4 the greatest development ( Ctth founty, iruFi leading agricultural and Industrial section. A . ; PBOVQ SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1926. lib- IMner; reeks." : eggs are hard as These i Waiter : tThey were laid by Ply mouth Itock hens, air." : a -- '4.:.-"- t 1 Busintws to keep en the snaps' John Clegg, iust stay on, the level. e, i Girls know Biarrfniee is a lottery. Fred liafeu says that's why they give so many ft' lows tbeir numbers. . . ; ' ChlEm Bif . t -.- -- Two-heade- tts ing tar, lakes of blazing sulphur, swamps of liquid asphalt demons will and pltny of furnaces wherein little fork you over and brown y6a on this side and then .on that, ver. The Liberal ChurcrCapostles will, without any let-uhell's superiritendrtit's ' horns,r hoof s and also; polish up forked. start; so that, you will have no trouble in identifying the boss of the works.: The? place (will. bethoroughly renovated, a new STTODbHof fuel Dui in and many modern improve- it na invitiny; rggihjejjind perhapsf modern efficiency methods wia be introduced, such as the of the did not consider inthe original construction ' ' resort, v .. The Liberal Church observes the increasing multitude-ohellish novelties, in these times, .and proposes to block the raging tendency toward holding in disrepute the genuine concept, 'K'hose decadence in popularity and efficacy ia largely due to its being' oldfashioned. '. The Liberal, Church will, therefore, endeavor to put a liberal portion of genuine hell in leveryhousehold, wherein all the space is not already preempted by the modern sort. Incidentally, the crusade is especially directed at advocates of prohibition of manufacture, sale or importation 6f light wines and beer of over 98 per cent, alcoholic contents, intoxicating in fact. You will", shortly, be introduced to the most "Righteous Hell" that 'ever scared you,' by Bishop Wm. Ben. Collins, aided by a staff th.at sees tio hope of salvation in promoting th? ordinary, going specieji of it. , . ' l m V -k ft- boots Wt but-wing- ed Mr buddie- s- W OtT T iJfO. WW. athletic underwear. "Ves," sighed the steam, as it escaped frbra the office. "I've been working under pressure all- - morn- -' lng, and I'm completely exbaBsted." .... . She asked the man 'to curl her hain He couldn't call her. bhiff, Cause when be tried to do It, BbtK-ks- . Tt . TME ' ' Bain't Inn. tl - Bull, awo Tke.. Foxe- ByBiartln JL retoto p, Figg Saw your wanhlng jumping aniund: on the line yesterday. flogg That wsa probably my o osm oa sa .To f - WOT ( MOW I TAX - Htft! THAT tS MCS 5tM( 6tlM6 Wt.tVX . BtfT,HAN6 3 CANOY-fO- tKETdH.'M R ' fr, ) SAX tefiT rXj!X'T . V t--S- THIMfr All-wi- se i- :. , WASHINGTON WB&S tJCRW if ?ONtAS out 'Asett1f voitv tfthf 6M,S. fva - Plenty, But Not All They consider punishing the paroled California .convict, 4tWkcf who conducted a show at, Seattle, swashed around in high of his entersociety, secured Queen Marie as the high-lintainment and divided $ 1800 with an orphans' aid society. Punish him ? He is a fellow for. assistant secretary of state, head "of a Wall-s- t. brokerage, or something j ' . nerve and diplomacy. Maybe, Marie departs without seeing all of America but she surely got a close-u- p of our great enterprising Nok west. "The Seattle region did pretty well by her but what California didn't get a chance to do remains a large void in ; the royal itinerary. COZY GUY 1 I . J Gd KM', suexv Sun n m er 40. ' elsere-quirifslunlimit- BY CRANE ;y' ed . ." : , : s Caution, Calvin While especially favoring the Mellon plan of 15 per cent, T , credit on income tax payments of March and President Coolidge is reported to be willing to favorably consider any plan presented by Congress for disposing ,of the $300,000,000 surplus. Go slow, Calvin! So sure as that apple looked good to Adam will Congress be tempted by that Surplus as contents. It is dangerous to leave any money lvinz around, waiting to be spent. June,-1927- Iffy:. : . pork-barr- BY SWAN SALESMAN AM el Dmflr Perfectly '"Uncle Joe Cannon died the perfect death: his phvsi -- . cal hi psyhsician, DiuLJEL machineryus wor VVUkinson. outlay ,. s Death. fromnatural causes is always perfect. Usually ,"the human machine suddenly :qutts, through the breaking of of its parts. Always, the breakage, is due Kttf" ""fiection of a natural law, failure of which to op6rit""wu1d meian a cataclysm as to all things material. ; , Ny A young womangiven to" tight lacing as a habit, complained to her physician that she was afflicted with terrible ' pains in her chest, , .' "I'm glad of tnat," he replied; and explained e shocked oung person that it would be terrible could any individual set aside' such; as the laws of compression or expansion. . , , Disease as a breakage in the human machine is but .perfection i nth process of law. The perfect death is not, necessarily, that in which no bones have cracked nor prgans atrophied but that when capacity for usefulness has passed :The physical machine may belaid away in the ground in ' perfect condition and still the going be imperfect. i "Uncle Joe'Vdied'the perfect death. So did Nathan Hale, but m another, sense. : ; onfliore ,.,i:p ' - . to-th- i , .'i.. ... ........ :i v: .'Ii n mi n-i- .in. sudAy Sermons By E: Lusk Roberts ' Verily,' Brethren, mankind hath three divisions those that lead, those that follow, and those that'ne'ith- er.lead nor follow, "but stand apart and murmur. i. , Yea, those that neither lead nor follow ttake'mMch complaint against the .other two. The one, they Bay, ;hath misused power and rests secure th ignorant crowd devotion. The other, they say, is stupid in his love - for leaders. , . , , -- " . Kevcrthlessj'.these threedivisiofis hath their-goo- Oises. , 7 v..t ' I I - -- x1. II l1iJLV 'U.U.. fe?J .1 .i I . KUiUl '111 iN . Vsil K9 - ... I I '- 1 '.a..-- . f - VB |