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Show AUK XW'J THE EVECINC HERAID, FEIDAY, K0VEHEEB 20, 1925. . t 'EWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT I IT Til 11 . IPPLING THE EVENING HERALD In Independent Newspaper a weekly In 18M; as a dally U W3j InhI mry ubiUhed Tn3af eieej Saturday, and 8 outlay Baorsinf 5 rural awrolnt sdltkw . , wry nornlng except Monday. PaMiahe ttr ttir Herald buildln. M Booth Vim VmI MM 1 ' " ' . for I WOrkPii A VTLTn - TIMELY EDITORIALS - M VASHINGTON NEVS X -- - : ; . - . - - .jl "' lt - r m 1 j WALT MASON NOT NLCESSAUYi tnntb fnr CZwrrham C.rkca i Virt v.Af Mini hardware store;. I shoveled fcaila .aad Kjlisiueja brass and .... Pro TO, I'UA. as 1 packed a hundred weight manicurea me uoor;-tn- r. of hardware, I would say, "I wonder what that Gingham ' Kawred at class matter at tb poatoffle la Pro?, CttlL skate would do were I away? lie surely knows that of WbC L Hornlbrook ......... aU..aur..PlblUbaf tswre i am we stay ana prop; if 1 should come here pin N. Uoanar fUtunuwHi . City LdUor nevermore hi revenue would drop.. I am; the bulwark df N nis Biiifiw Offlea, Telephone .........4....... its cornerstone am I; hi rosy prospects soon ..... 1. Cdnorlal Bootoa, Telephone ....... t...10T mustiraae, I should say goodbye. And yet a measly fade,-iMember Called Fresa News tfrYlc at.d N. B, A. Santos. wage he pays this Gingham must admit; nd 'now, I'll dr ( "lump Jiim for a raiae, and if he.bnlk I'll qtiit." Whea Only (Ull newspaper In Utah sooth of halt Laka ulttloft of an; wwhpaper la ournJde Salt Lata City ana Of dan. j next 1 saw this bingham wight, I said to him, "By Jones, for honest toil by day and night, you "nay but meaner . Tl KMS OF KlIkSCKUTIOJt. bones. I am the mainstay of your fetore, its ataff and, .X'Hverpfl by carrier, per no&tfc ......c...t.-.4fnwn jww u 11a c VU yo.f iilC UIUJ Cy Vtt " by carrier, vf year, 1b (dram-.,..,.-. ...,.j....-l'" Delivered by mall la Utah county, per year. In advance.". promptly.ril resign." "For blitzen's sake, resign," he teuvered by msU la United Ota tea, outalda Cub comity, par year, said; "relieve me and my clerks; long, long ybu ve had a swollen head, and thought.yoU were the works. ' Although' Land bf Opportunity you've been of little use I've kindly, let you stay, still hopDespite the fact th&t the United States is, of all nations ing for a good excuse to fire you, on a day. And now that n the history of the uforld. the one of the greatest opportu excuse you bring, and I'll get rid of you; pray watch! good which thousands of persons have become nity,' the one me while 1 smile and sing, and dance the trarla-loo.- " to the highesplaces, some persons have become cyni-u- l, Now in my lone and darkened shack I drearily lament; as the nation jh'as reached such a height of power and I could get my old job back, I'd be a wiser gent. if prosperity, and haive asserted that the day has passed when (1 person without wealth or special influence can. reach a covet- - r--By .... ' .. 11. .,. of Condd a posmon.s TW who some wuimuiness, 10 many Outbursts iiwy can poini .,,'Jl filled u'gh positions ' by persons, of only mediocre ability, PON . 1.. .1 Jl. wonn. man acmai wio nave aniunea mem Dy oiner means 11:... Howeveit is probable that there are more persons who save reached high plaeeiby their own sheer merit, and hard vork, than there"..are those who have advanced because of pedal favr. An instance of this comes to light almost daily, n irnprosive one is contained on the following paragraph i rom Washington, .'..- ' , who V. entered the service of the "Robert Fleming, .Uffs Rational bank as a runner, today is president of that nstituTfOri, one of the largest in the east, at the age of .15 ' oars, tie succeeds Milton E. Ailes, who died here several lays ago,1 and who rose from the position of a janitor in the reasury to that of a financial leader in the capital. . From ijbank runner to bank president and from janitor j 0 a high'i position in the financial world of the nation's achievements, and com- -' apital. These are two present-da- y d those cited with the in good old days, favorably i ;-by many to have passed,. But their counterparts jnay .e', found in practically every community, great and small, ii;ihe United States. America is still the land of the lahd where even ordinary ability, combined with ' N ' , perseverance and hard work, will take the honesty THERE'S fUeMTf C1 ROOM' nltj ' t Mill .iiit ne ortnese aimosi cnaracienstics anywnere wjsnes .(lessor o'i'b. .if PCOR. HI. (' - , I RHYMES, y "'TTf)'- aw-on- ....J,Jl...f .............. f CltZJ-larf- tth ,......... Mt c 0 I -- $3-0 cyni-owc- st I J f . 1 . 1 1 J I 1 EveretTrue .... 1 A ..i. ! ' S 1 Mt-- um.u. Jt awtt iruiy oe aaay 01 inanusgwing to tier, 7 aup-uso- oppor-unit- 1 1 , '.Tt?P Order Supply By Modern Method Jiy CHARLES P. y y, 111 .1 J hirsty Fellows' i mere too! Think how proud mother would feel with a New Dining Suite along with (Ml siiii - l Visions Of Roast Turkeu, Brown Grami'and CranherriiRaiire'and thnt irknir, ful Thanksgiving Dinner have been the subject of your dreams. The folks will.aU be S TEAVART. Writer Golug M T- 111 1 The OFFICE CAT home WASHINGTON A iiirnig1 tHtua u')ik wtll tartar fieri- ruhy late, grniie flight two, I impthrough wdlege toward eeed to wrork a way lied to, glance , npwijrd," hltit the 'aieentb f'.iwr'.of A certain is dad. J luinie-Ellington sky st'vuiX'i, and uu-lmy eye was caught by the Taking things to heart too mmb iiilinr wlukiug of a lone light iu usually leads you to the alter! u iipper-sturwindow. They were In lilil wiuki, t sllghtlj 'Musical Note. jl y im-gulfi- r nals. When a fenxile4soghlrd gets to While no wire or wlrcletM oiwra- In an aartment at 2 "T .if il 'r, due to jiast lnisiues activities I t .1 liiow a littl alrnut the tclcgrajih' o'clock in the morning, it la not a uli' not enough to. read it," but sign that Hhe in lieing killed, but a Hon: "Come on, girls, show you're supjxirters !" longU so that I r("t)Kuii'.,ti in this sign that she ought to lie. C IBIB HI tEBVlct. Mg'SM 2 1 In time nothing will remain of the horrors of war except tbe: fifteen cent shine. some like Morse. Iid you ever have a last winter's Somebody calla the Florida real TU:it, probaliljvis all I'd have estate Wouldn't suit that was not out" of style, Restaurant Cashier This js mjs;ht alxiut it if, passing the same qiiickKuud'' lv more approprhite . queries T. 0." Ilawa. counterfeit, sir, iiy a night or two Inter,.' I hadn't Diner -- So was the salad I had. ituPHsed' the phenomenon 'agaitt! Or Enthwilaam, A Los Angelea moid put her head oved l)i'.an..uiiUUtuUi(l. puriotiity; Terhapst It was Junt the powet of J through" an' elevator window shaft T anyivay,"" .he siil4 - "I'll be got a telegrapher friend' to take suggestion, but anyway the yell lead- - to see if the elevator was comine able to take off nuV shirt nbw with- look. er sliouted at the girls' rooting nee-- 1 down. It was. ". unbmtonlng tnr cuff. . Twas even as I'd ausiaWed. Some v "S.D.S.-lng" irsiy party wua for licker an it, must have en iuit' a large party, consider, amount and vai'iety. ofi .re- SA AWJFER chment it wa'orderiiig; from off the darkness, toward Arlington, V MW'G6SH, ,6aWeSMW! 'AT ilug eztruordluurlly ,0t OUT OUR WAY --BY hnn The agriculture department at great pains to tell the world i it has no objection to kissing, hy, you ask, should the depirt-"ti- t snpiKise anybody did mumiw4 of objecting? Uecanxc it received whole Ktix-- of letters, accusing It ji!.-,-t that thing. Wlml hapiK'ued was this: The department iwued a bulletin .hiring war ou mistletoe. With !'rit)n;is bo close at hand, the nu.try evidently jiuniH'd largely lo s ,u tniiclurfiin that Secretary launching an'anti-oscnla- n ,cf)niiaigu. In reality, it, the bulletin was inspii-w- l by J forest Servicer which dislikes lMi-t'solely ou the ground that trees- ns AV.L en BE MASSCURO vnesT! S Cut OUR FORT RovJKiiU' AWPH FROM IW FROMir 0' US JUS VyEK WERE -TACKtO BY IMOlKlS1 Av4' V Make your Jiome comfortable and cozy for Thanksgiving Day. ,Accom- Ina.ny. ?uests with one of our handsome Dining Suites. A ?a! Fok! met; VMEST US LVfE-TH- tooeE ak we'o ik S! ,r 1 1 1 jui 1 as $99.40. 6 1 1 1 f i?ce Aii " i If Mxoh Jus "TuRu A RAB&T Gosh! ueawvkI' 1 Theh'0 $(P140 sturdy, piece suite, latest design with beautiful walnut finish as low Don't Delay! You can pay for it on easy monthly payments.' 6 es V. J01VUK4 AKi' OuT - Handsome Dining Room Suites at Low WILLIAMS ji1 HORSED... 6000 A - Use and enjoy you? furniturcf thile you pay for it. Otir convenient feedit plan. makes it possibje to pay ojf;your dining suite on easy monthly payjentsk Gosh vomT 00 1 wv vje'O Terins4 Easy 'ML , ' -- fur-ud.- ' r 0ft ii Taylor-Russe- ll AV.L! i "THE NEPHI PAYSON ' -- HOUSE ONE-PRIC- E . ' PROVO . ,: t3! 1. : -- 0t' SPKINGVIUE Jar-wa- - : putated aa (J. " j Is Green No More "My , YiK'tt'!)! li liiid liver troulile of f ive jeurs l..iuliiig tuok'a'iiew'lnrn lwo year? U'v 'wlieu I took on an iiip'evlon. I'fpi'ut 1.2tK with and HjiecUilists only to provc still as green as ever, 1'ijtors ulised me to take Mayr's jVoiidevful Rcmirty, and I urn green l more. My sromach and liver ' iniblc hut all dlfappearwL"' It is j simple, hariiileis preparation that "ooV h life cattarrjb'il muni.s frnnr ,e iuti.stiiiel tract find allays the .fJnnimatlon which causes practi- ,Vv all rioihacli, liver and Intesti-.- 1 tirt'liiding-aiipeiMlici'U- dose "will convince or money Adr., .f'jL.dtd. At all druggists." 1. - olive-gree- , con-test- . J..J M'lth jronr moilt- - ' iriliX-uiK- lessons daily in English Gordon By W;L. , 4 An optimist bad his right arm ant. ' There's nothing like the arfd tert, : r a result of an accident. commented Lynn Sutton, as he hit T his wife lu the eye in the morning Teaeher ' (in .grammer , class) : grupeirtut Willie, please tell what it Is, Ju'ian Greer is "of the opinion that when I 6&si I love, yott love, he America is hellbent because Amerlove ' icans wear the Sunday clothes all OFTEN" WORDS MISUSED W'illie: That'a'one of thein week. the through book Don't tvhrre aoinobody gets hot. treat on sub nay "this jects of .importance.' Say "treats . Jnveterate CorreixHident A Born Fisherman, (alwut of." to post 'yet another scathing critiToo Ure4 to work, ,, cism of . a v newspapers ptdiey) : " OFTEN MISTItON'OUXQED Ex. yootise to walk; ,'. "What do you. think of that, mv change. Accent is on the last Too tre4 fo read, ' " ' dear? Tretty hot, eh? Too tired to talk; , x Devoted Splendid, tired Spouse: Too to eat,' OFTEN MISSPELLED RendeGeorge I I)o you think they will zvous, Note Xoo tired to drink; r the "zvous." dare publish the paper in the mornToo tired to write," SYNONYM S Intetlectua L ' Too Urea ing? to, think... euliglitened,. profound, " '" " "Did doctor remove your ap-- l the Too tired to ride, -- r 4 - muki "ise - a : wofd r pendixr - Too tired to row.; Is w "Feels to me like he mnr1 i,,1 luree nnle8 Bna lt yours Too tired, pa stay, increase our Tocnbulary by master- whole table of fotitenfs." Too tire to go.. v lng xie "word ea"'h dar. Today T'do tire to' want, J. E. Elder thinks the first secret word EVANESCENT, pnmdng Too yrfd tq wish, a buslwnd keeps from his wife con- - away gradually; vaninhiti(r. "Such ut never Jtoo tired tlie solion cenis due gum the' yet na- things ore. of an' ertfnescent ' To set a&d fish, .. . ; laire, ture," .:.,--" , InteUl-gcnk.wia- e, , TOM SIMS SXS I ) Betier 'be deciding5 whet to irlvl' your wife for Christmas W'she can" chahge your mind Jn tlm&Jt . ' '"ril ' Threo Dotroit boys roh -ufln proving they do something Detroit besides make autos. 'i ... . There are so many other football games going: on w dorf:!inOW u congress jis In session or ptf. Some women are happyji Other marry.mea who drink, or nmbUii oi fool around with TBUIos.'i ' ". s ' '.TAKuJElCOVEf? OUT OF "CCWEREO WAGOM. - .iV.in,;t A " , ' . V 7r ' 4 !N i- - ' -- 1. uobtlf flRhwm menf. enjoy ftlco.npu: , nou'torryBtaflnplili 'crying np to. th; "' 1 , -. |