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Show THE SUNDAY HERALD, 'FEBRUARY 25. 19 33 r weed , Hi$Readns Why4 - By FRANK II. WILLIAftIS iwKr by MeClilr I Syndicate,) f Dear ,Kepliew George i . - By this "jilmefc" of. course, ' ou liave received, Jd ' uiy ftlruw nt in "response to your wired request .or advice in, which I counseled you 'v' not to get married. t- - s Dout do HI Even if the girl really 7j to .".the most beautiful girl In the world,? and "the one girl for you.' dted and hasn't been the same since men trlod to smoke a clgaT'In the SononluwhreonTfhe other evening.?'' Four strong men were overcome by tile slht and a. petition signed by .403 freeholders asking for the deportation of Mrs. Jennings to be nighted Russia was presented to tbe mayor the: next morning. Tea, Mr; Jennings Is still with us. Tears ago he used to be a sturdy sort of an Individual. JMrs. Jenutns Now he sneaks down alleys Own Your Own Hpme, Why-pa- and hides In door corners. Ever since the divorce he hasn't spoken 'to. a sou! In town but what he's bad some new escapade tt his former wife drilled Into bis eurs, and he's pretty sick and tired of It, Ken son No, 4 Mr, and Mrs, JB. A. '.1 Baxter.': , Don do ttt Billy Baxter used to be the life of 4. fc uu yva in my wire mui mis jeiier very party, No entertainment was T would follow wltli dellnite reasons why complete without a ustory or two-fro-m J.dvlse you not sr.. louows:: - tt fr IPImn . - --Telling stories was-th-e '. Mr. and Ura. Jimmy Smyth. r only more so. Nothing could be worse - than that. ' m J sss m is crowdingyou nowweite'careof: U?Sw that I ss I , & Loan Association Fidelity Building Sim Placed 6mw;TttfBT - appear-- , Vv '; unl taw28 inches deep and &2M ill . jl"H Conatrooedlif eted-madour own ipedficationi, with welded COT" Jobtaand hArax?rMlyflnbhed. i ;" iitniirfflnoueila . tor the first Insertion; Are lineV . i BUTTER ts a tlrW claas home product Ask your grocer. ' ' GET IT AT ' :" " TAYLOR BROTHERSCOMMNY a. FOR SALE, SNAPOne lot 1134.- 4x6 rods.-Ph- on I rooms. RENT Mode 1st S; Phone' 70 W. W. M-- . the-"ipl- y attha jreddtajjeciiuttaaiheii narttaW onaf - email nleee Joyoasly shied Bar-tha-'a l reptiles 40 not feed on carrion and FOR RENT New apartment E. D. that it persists nowadays as an ana - Partridge. Phone 226. chronism in circumstances where it k FOR RENT Two iurnishedLrooras lot If- - a piece of lieht housekeeuing. Phone - 611-water are placed in a room 'Where the F'23 temperature ..is exactly ' 32 degrees roBma.'193'E: Fahrenheit or" zero! Centigrade, What FOR RENTr-Furnish- ed "Oh, yes," she cackles "that funny '". f ' N. 1st iwitMmppeuT. 4:.Gm!mr'. ; storjr about the Irishman and-the- -L A. The lea will not melt and the FREE Qr Why do oppossums "play dead" i A. k one knows exactly. OnesugFREE1 I have 440 Scotchman. 1 always think 111 ".die There tnust be i acres LAND, hat near wnicn i wiU Kiberta topot what service is the ruse! jgestiojt ialhat "playing 'possuin'Msn water will not freeze.. laughing at that one.' The Irishman the temperature one lease gomevarlance-iFREE to the right absolutely Would any animal that Ukes opossum J instinct "tha,t arose in the geological meets tire Scofeluiiun and says- way or the other" before either the Q. F. Trapp, Hemet, And so on to the. bitter enuV Billy flesh care whether the creature is Middle! Aaes in relation to." the dull- water or the ice can change is physt parties, Address S ' Calit,. Veal character, U ltted tls never gets a chalice to cet a word In dead or pretending to be dead? , edgeways or tell one of his old stories telling jnahstetnureeawtssrlsrtrlaatj after receiving my telegram' advising you not to, come Just aa I had 'signed the above letter. N. B. I rather thought yotfdge ahead and get married no matter how 1 advised you, consequently whoa coding you telegram advising you aot check to I wrote oat a good-sue- d which I Immediately mailed to you for a wedding present. N. N. B. Hare decided to atop pay ment on check. Will use It myself. Have just proposed to my. stenograph er and been accepted, xr. affect - f?V? - n - k ".' feminhie-perMtasta-l- 1 F-2- j entlle8'T-a8"a.ruIa',14n- d For Sale or Trade. - --- '- , - - - LOAN made TIMPANOG03 BUTTER,5 ! from cream produced ty go vet tv . tested B, epws. AND PICOTING HEM8T1TCHINO 130 W.- - Center.: Work done right. Mra. A. F. Ritchie. I U li Employment; A woman,, housekeeper. Phone 78S.Rt4,' 1?T' WANTED n n ... - rrp competent girl irants postion, in good family. Box 20, Herald. & F:26 WANTED C( Men or women to take orders for genuine guaranteei hos-- WANTED J if d Eliminates darning. Salary $75 a week trull time, $1.50 an hour spare time. Beautiful spring line. International Stocking. Mills, Norrlstown, Pa, C fro 8-A- ' S - ; - ' - ';' ' ' i mil - . I FOR 8ALE High priced mandolin, - cheap. Phone 5904. - M- C Automobiles. -l est of - OR SAldLtndebalerjJBIgirfax ; c Set of Harvard Classics, 1918 model, equipped with five good new; cost 197; will sell for ,170. tires, a new Rafield carburetor. H. J. M-- l 590-j. Phone Gerber, care Parry Battery Station. FOR SALE j t be: cid F-2- 6 - piano; a - rr - - ttt - seoV Emersoa Taylor Bros, vo. a bargain. ss Hay, $10 per ton; corn fodder, one " acre, f,-.-- J. D. BAGLEY, SPRINGVDXK, UTAH. . F47 - FOR SALE Stea fa kets-yth- ing XT. Vv. , ammwt " ays "J -- em ' - w the household wheUier wearing apparel or' decorations WE CLEAN . ....'..7.. -M Clothes " F-J- 5 . FOR 8ALE-Oo- od barn. N. 3rd E.1 Phone 872-- Inauiro-A5- f F-3-8 FOR SALE Apples, vegetables and sweet cider. H. H. GUes. 1036 W. 4th S. Phone 225-1 We deliver. Miscellaneous Wants. ing-canC- -- Maxtleld Auto Top. F-2-7 -- ' SALE ARMY SHOES 8ALE. We have Just bought a tremendous stock of Army iMunson last shoes to bejQldioeublicectJtice J2.75...: These' shoes are 100 per cent Ilave your wfater clothes taken care of before you lay them away for theV summer biveon'e of "the most modern Cleaning and Dyeing months. Bear in mind this faclt-Plants in the West, and the ONLY one inUtah county. We leather with heavy doable-solsewed. and nailed.- - The uppers are of heavy tan rChrome leather with solid -- es bellows tongue, thereby making them waterproof. These shoes are selling very fast and we advise you to order at once.MJnsureyour : The sizes are f to filled- ,- SataryGleaning& Company Dying . orderbeing 11 att widths. Pay postman: on receipt of goods or send money order. Money refunded if shoes are not satisfactory. - - the u. We hare purchased pair Army Munsoa last ahoea, sixes ll--S to 12, which was the entire surplus atock of one ofthe largest U. 8. Govsrnment shoe TJ.-:- This shoe la guafauteed on nun dred per cent aoUd leather, color dark tan, bellows tongue, dirt and waterproof. Th actual value of thla ahoe 1 18.004 Owr te hia tremendoua buy w caa oifer same - -- " a stores - . , : Send correct slxe. Pay postman on deUvery or send money order. If shoe are not aa represented we will cheerfully refund your money promptly upon request national rfly; or qcg Shoe Corripdn&x' t?9 Broadwarr New TorK JAHBONE'S HEDItmtJNST EF FOLKS LOVES . XoV, DEY rCmHZ STICK: BY T0l;: BUT EF worVh i pyVyoJ APM" Y5U-tOVV- SOME M to;-- 144l Broadway;- - New Tork TIMPANOGOS r fir 122,000 Lto thftuhUo t$t95- XJity. PtV tY-MJSH- TY TH'OW fiJ M '' 1 - BUTTER Is delivered UTyour grocer r-l- fresh each day ti BUY your baby chicks from the White Hatchery, member of . thJ Sonoma Farm Bureau Accredited County Hatcheries. AH Cocks approved by farm bureau lns tor. Wo handle accredited -- A" grade chicks, and 'AA" grade tor the poultryman who wants something better.1 Write us at once for InformatloA prices, etc, White 8-Hatchery,- - Petaiuma, Calif. FOR THAT BETTER SERVICE PHONE 809. tf Maln Office and Plant, 54 N. Fourth West,; PrftyObJJtah.; PER CENT MONEY Under Bank- ystem per cent loana may bo secured on city or farm property, to buy, build. Improve, or Reserve pay Indebtedness. Deposit Company, 1I4S - California . ymtm. 1 Street, Denver, Colo. '. . v era Reserve -- - 1 aw-F-1- mi Hl. '- I mam mm k C ;; . th at U-3- -InsuredgainstEre,Jheft Tsor Damage ' .mare." 'Phono 7I4-K-- Sprier is soon here-fl- o don't forget We are always ready to take csre' of your Oeaning and Dyeing promptly. All work guaranteed, S- SALT Belgian FOR . - ... - Hay. Phono i ( tioi PUBUC SALES HAY FOR SALE. You would not tub in another's ibati; nor would you for a few cents difference "pat- . a low priced cleaner if you BUT KNEW THEIR METHODS . -- AND n -- - y F-2-3 -- pass-ff-whe- ,; n ment-T- partly jjnodern house; pantry and large closet 648 E. 4th S., Prqvo. F--5 gas. inquire discarded oxfords at the depart -conpU aa4 accidentally landed tt Huarely on Ed's left epUc.' Which wasnt each an unpleasant start for the honeymoon as might appear, because folks let them severely alone throughout the trip without the least bit of kidding as every one took It for granted they were an Idmarrted couple apon seeing Ed's rainbow orb. reWhen Mr, and turned from the honeymoon they went to live In a bungalow which, to the TJncle." ' casual glance, appeared about as big as a slightly enlarged shoebox. T. R. AT INDIAN SNAKE DANCE But, small though the nest was. It ; proved to.be too much for Mrs. Ed. Wat Witnessed - ' It aeema that the charmingly dainty Weird Ixhlbltlon.That and Hie Sons In Colonel the by so tremen 'little foot which Ed had Smoky Cave. dously admired was really due to care--fuTtnlnlng. Through Mrs. Ed's entlse During his last Illness Colonel Ufa she had consistently and contlnu- a ouslr -- worn- shoe several- - sixes too Roosevelt related an experience at malt for her normal foot, with the Ilopl Indian snake dance to one of John 1 result that eventually sue got her torflshyalclHnl)rv wuo Quotes nun in an article in me . compressed Into smaller space than It colonel should occupy. This resulted In ten Saturday Evening --Post The Ume-he W that at appointed "STQtar feet 'whicFln turdinade It dlffl- were taken Archie and andQuentln cult,lorjier to do tne reguiur .marKetentrance of a liole were led Ing and iioUse work .and , all that aoHTtothe some narrow steps cut in stone, down of thing: dlyllghted at,allt. Into s flump. "ThsffrouWe 111 tha ' lly camO about gradually. At first Ed smoky, smelly room In the rock, rect thouoht bis wife's weakness would angular. In shape. With great soleninot a. word being utteredj, thy -- she wore shoes about house of the proper else. .But she wer- directed to their stone seat wouldn'f wear such shoes. Ed had to There were about 2M snakes In the About do more and moreof the housework, room, most of them at one end. half of them wen rattlererr-- " which unfitted him for business. -The Indians arranged themselves Finally Id wa different groups, either Muattlng or in needed Mrs. week Montgomery Last at least she sitting at .times, but most of them ut a new pair oreboee-Vo- r said she needed theni.JE4 cou.ldu't buy terlng a wlrd Incantation as they danced after the manner of the Hop! them. And Mrs. Ed, In spltk.of her weak Indiana,: On looking out. of the .corand tender feet" booted Ed out of the ner of my eye I saw a big diamond-bac'- .house' and out f her life tor good.""" r making toward me. I glanced who was standing Mrs. Slsanne Jen up at Beaton No. ' ' near, and then.i down ati the snake. iilngs. show and In of Without Indeed. concern, any A widow, . merry ' 4- -', a most , casual manner, the Indian And a arsja widow, too. . "V . Mrs. Jenhhigs Is the premier shocker picked 'a' pinch of dust np from the consldert that 'da floor and threw It In the face of the of thliurg.--8h- e . lost whose low descending sun sees no snake. The snake blinked his eyes ' ' , fresh shock distributed to soma .native. and, like a whipped child went back ' e is to 'try., to Into hit proper place. p' . , . ller favorHr-pBstliusmoke cigarettes In. our village a one of the snakes tune a At later v ,'z-tanranta,, again came toward me, but this time The sieoklngfgnrettea In the then' was no big Indian near.' and cnl eatlnit places by persons of the without more hesitation than enough saround--a-li- t ell tle ,Umi aaak trfa1lytaboe since Mra. Saintly of the Heavenly crawled over my knees, and then ovr cnurcft ruinteo at sight . of a Doste? the boysr legs and dwwp agiiln. 4' course, we didn't Move.'' "taf H H1MSTITCHINO and PICOT EDGE work done in the oest manner on all kinds of material and household linens at reasonable prices. BUTTON. HOLES made on silk shirt S specialty. All work-- guaranteed.-SINQi- iR SEW N. University INO MACHINES CO . tt avenue. Phonff m- FOR, SALE a a t. makes easy Installments loana. No I walting for your turn See Provo Con solldated Real Estate Co. Ator 383 - -- Vv.a.tftN oUlLOINO tf j FOTf -- SpringvUla. Eeal Estate Rooms, Board. . F--4f Ford sedatlS20 model: jood "running conditionprlce vwit reasonable. A. uoatas, phona ss, FOR SALE j wi wi and see the cabinets. ,.'"'JC;"-- . " ' nald in advance, or trtelephpned In, paid for within 14 houra. If yotl have anythlns to sen, ora , if vnn want heln. or a lob, MontiTor house, telephone 85 and TRY A U.BMMM Tbe complete line U iliugtrated and described in our sataloj ask for It or call J-Jl- T1MPANOGOS li 1ti TeBWtIteoant .11 oiBMiflad adveiUsementa when iand M--5 -, aertioii; apedal rata for contract . to run for month or longer. All classified advertising Is pay. able la dvancet exceptlnf under - -contract e : , APPLES Jonathans, Bens, Mc; Wine-sap-s, Grimes Golden, Homes, 76e bu. Sweet cider. cThomaa,, 7g N. 6tb W. ,:'-'-!Phona Sie-W- . M niH Tea -" r$ uassiuea .jiAt fahont six words to itha I s CJ rrIL I I . r: PR0V0,UTAH H-t- -- -: t; CO1GIISSI0NS. NO WAITING YOUR TURN. NO " For particulars Telephone nuochet Sanitary Steel Leg uaaes are iuddjlied when desired. The units can be fitted with practically any filing devicee wanted in the qienbga. Jimuiy doesn't jvork at ail any more. Why should he, SJipn ''Is wife bus oodles of cash? The doctors give Jimmy about six months and they till seem to be afraid that little ltosalle is gotug.to look like that att her life. hlniswlf, Iteason No. 2 Mr. and Pretty sad pretty sad. R. Montgomery. All of which, dear nephew George, Here was .a regular lore mntchv Ed are certainly good reasons why you was a clerk In the Boston- - shoe store. shouldn't wed. Think first before you and the then Bertha Cununlnga used leap what if sou should be ruined . --- to buy all her shoes of Ed. It was to some Such way as thlsT common gossip about town that-- Ed Tour affectlo: became enamored of her toot flnt, and HENRY. that he popped tie question while hoid- P. S. Diet Jo lag her peerless walker to his left Well nephew, I hope you and P. In his right hand and a sainple-ehowill live long and be happy missus tbe Be that aa tt tnay they were mar-- In spite of everything. Tour telegram 'rled and antoward Incident ' 'v; - - payment: a liatteiy ana mamng.a nanasome When Jimmy suited going with Ro-- 1 Brown, three years ago every tody said be was after her money, Bosalle, yon member, wasnt- - any $10,000 prise beauty. She had a jiose stlU hM - It that aha had to park Indoors when it rained to save herself from drowning. Her main hold In con venation Awaa "I'll say It la," and her notion of a perfectly wonderful .evening ..am to foxtrot from p. m. until the ambulance rolled up' w the besought relief. TToor and they dragged you out in a Finally after the chilliness bMhe condition. parties had penetrated to Billy's very Jimmy always violently protested soul, he decided to marry his one sure that he wasnt after her money, that audience and live happily In a hurrl she was the sort of a girl who could cane of laughter ever after. make a man out of him and all that But life Is no longer sunny for sort of thing. Billy, He wean a haggard look and And so they were married. (See they do. say he's talking about a di one and a half columns of guff In" Hie vorce. local papers of two and a half year? "It's kind of tough on Billy. He thought he was fixed for life :At-4-hc prewont tlmo Jimmy - Is -- a Bai ryTngliiS uWencTllia way lie did. wreck. Mrs. JJuuny wears the nioijt But now whenever he, Marts a story face In (own and Mis. Billy-tak- es .jrlQlently tuade-uthe words right out thtir little uutigiiter lofaHs like ltosalle of. his mouth. p Isrtithworin ance. atotles than any six ethers present cnmitsnfte. BiUy began to fed attached to her, Came the time when Adeie'i laugh- ter was the only Joyona aonnd to make the .welkin ring when Billy started out I to entertain. The troth a! the matter la that Billy's ionnt of humor had gone dry, He had ' stopped growlnr-euffer- ed arrested development of his funny bone. Over and over again Billy re tales until his peated the same-o- ld hearers with the exception of Adele hurled their hanlls to high heaven and (trafgllt. u eJeast possiWr space ? Joy .of life to Jin. sue sxplala s: on easy monuuy win advance money at low rate oJ interest adapted to any business. siide d, -ltt a and conveniences es fiUng-ilevic- . marry. -- Made mjsingle units fitted with Mr. and Mrs. Jimmy Smytlie. ' I Billy. Never was he so-- happy as . Mr. and Mm Edward K. Montgom- - when a crowd was- - gathered, open about him, all set mouthed, wlde-ejetry. Busanh Jennings, the merry to laugh as he opened his capacious ' widow. mouth and poured forth his latest ' And Mr. andMraiU. A. Baxter scream. Jou know all these people. You meet Present at all the parties was rather mm socially. And they ait my big hefty Adele Ehrmann. Adele always gest reasons whjrl advise you aot to laughed louder and longer at Billy's --- z en s Cabinets Billy. 4- .4 Steel Upright '. Vfta Ifnaul AlLnm Mueiina . rent whenJhe eame moneywiB buy or build y ; y l1'T-L'"- . - I I J; |