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Show Pilotless Army Plane a Wonder THE SUNDAY HERALD Published Every Sunday at 'Hie Herald Building. Provo, SO Eeit First North Street, L'tafe- Editor and Publslher & C Rodgers Itfntered as second clase mall matter May 9, iTJtah, under the Act of March 3, J79. at the postoffice, Provo, la : subscription ' A modern wife demands either pin money or alimony.. The unspeakable Turk has become unspaukable. A radical Is one who has not yet reached the feed trough. Some minds are so open that they can't retain an Idea. Another good way to reduce fat- Is te Are a few of the servants. Pity the poor bachelor. home to stay away from. - The slogan of all blocs Is the quaint Family- skeletons are kept In the American phrase: "Olmme," papers now, instead of closets. - He laughs at scars who never tried to start a Are with kerosene. Events are showing the difference between a neutral zone and a safety In the bright lexicon of flapperology. there's no such word as pale. one. They say the price of coke is to be cut. The price of coke could tand it A man's definition of a living wage depends on whether he Is getting it or giving it How easy It Is to get the drop on a burglar in a pistol advertisement As a. rule, people who suffer In silence suffer because they are silent The equality of all men Is made by the quality of most ' Impossible men. , ,w, If It wasn't for trains running Into cows, some farmers never would suc- The quickest way to win a man's respect Is to let him know you think blm a worider. A safety first suggestion let the police run down everybody who runs down anybody. The flapper has a right to exist, say It, one lier apologists and, as we 6ee to be proud of. A shine may not be worth a dime, It adds shout eight cents to the but price of an apple. The world can congratulate Itself that no one has yet been able to attain S4S miles an hour on land. All the experts agree that Europe enn pay America, but none tell bow the debt can be collected. Hereafter It Is understood that all stories about European kings shall begin, "Once upon a time " The chief fault of any system of government Is too much government and not enough system. No season Is without Its anxieties. sport sweater is about as easily soiled as white shoes. A white If there must be war, let's have some press agents who can think op brand new atrocity stories. One reason why Europe cant solve ber problems alone is because she Is too busy making new ones. e wife insists on a The thick squirrel coat looks ahead to a hard winter. man--whos- To Make Man Mortality tablets never seem infallible when one is waiting for a rich uncle to die. Boss of Home But one can't be a hundred per cent man and waste his life In luxury, ease and Indolence. side forces. Is called a gyroscopic force. This force Is mude use of In the stabilizing and directing of the airplane Daring Emancipators Seek to en a true course. Two separate and Charter Society for Regulatdistinct gyroscope units are used for this purpose. The function of one Is ing the Household. to direct the lateral and longitudinal variations in flight and the other to maintain direction. "These gyroscopes are electrically RUN IT ON MASCULINE BASIS driven from a generator geared to the airplane engine and run continuously Husduring the flight. The 6ense of direc- Promulgates Bill of Rights for bands and Declares for Divers and tion, whether It be vertical, horizontal, or fore or aft Is taken from Its reRegulates Sundry Reforms Visits of Wife's Relatione. spective unit a fid transmitted by means of leakage ports In the pneumatic sysNew York. if they never do another tem, which In turn control relay valves delivering a suction to the power thing In their lives, the names of Edward Bonns of 424 East Eighty-fourt"These relay valves and tubes con- street, William R. Ferguson of S3 street, and Hugh trolling this supply of power corre- West Seventy-sevent- h spond to the nerves of the human J. Connelly of the Knickerbocker body. The power pneumatics are di- building are likely to be remembered rectly connected to the control sur- forever as among tbe foremost emancifaces of the airplane and the engine pators of the married man. Messrs. vacuum Is sustained by a pump gear Ferguson, Bonns and Connelly have driven from the airplane engine." collaborated In the promulgation of a There," the statement added, "we bill of rights for marrIed men that have the three functions of the pilot; seeks to revolutionize the oldest trathe gyroscopes functioning as the ditions of household management by brain, the relay valves and tubes as making the husband tbe Judge and Jury So "Aerial Waves Tierce Steel." you can't hide from them even In a boiler factory. Tears ago a Jilted woman sot down for a good cry. Nowadays she stands up aud shoots. Parent's should be very careful not to let daughter catch them reading the books she buys. ' At that, an Inflated currency can't do Germany as much harm as the inflated ego did. pneu-ruutlo- You won't need much ooal this win- h ter. Think how hot the iil'l for one ton will make you. Generally It Is the very letter that comes "Postage Due" that one wouldn't give two cents for. What In the world does fashion want to put those long somber skirts on young women for? can dictate the length of skirts now, but In a few years the boll weevil may do It Style-maker- s Glider Raynham Making a Record As a symbol of authority there la nothing quite so distinctively American as the swivel chair. Fire sometimes disguises a blessing. conflagration In Hawaii stroyed thousands of ukuleles. A recent de- Men's suits are to have a corset effect, according to the style dictators, but who will wear them? A happy land Is one that has neither resources nor strategic advantages coveted by a larger nation. East Is East and West Is West and never, apparently, will the two ever have coal nt the same time. A man can build a fire better than a woman, bt.t he won't brag about It at six o'clock on a cold morulng. The ordinary bumper Is used to knock down pedestrians, but a bumper crop Is used to knock down prices. Uncle Sam still finds It easier to borrow from the folks at home than to collect from the folks abroad. And yet the man who talks through bis hat Is a little more annoying than the man who talks through his gum. That 1500,000,000 bond Issue was oversubscribed by $1,000,000,000. Tax exempt securities continue to.be popular. What the world needs Is a scientist who can recover the unburned coal most of us nre breathing. debtors are apparently European bent on working out of payineut rather than on working out of debt A Harvard professor suys nervous prostration Is a luxury disease The poor must keep on working. At any rate, longer skirts on the street should mean a return of prosperity to the musical comedies. If a man Is n filleted with wander lust, the effort to find a parking place should afford considerable relief. Jf that German had Invented a D!se- less coal trurk Instead of a tlcl.l ss clock he would have been s reul bene- ' fnrtor. now these prophets ef another dark age approaching bring to mind the hens that go to roost during nn eclipse I that crossing centenarian snvs she kept youi-by changing her mind, Strange there are not more ceo The h over when he would rather r.- id the spirting pne than llt n t.i a description of her d DISCOVERS SECRET OF LONG LIFE Now the long skirts worn by women are being criticised, but then, some will go to any lengths to criticise. "I am a little bit of everything," aays a famous dancer. Does the lady mean to say she Isn't much of any- thing? Scientist when n mnall-cit- ,snvs, Main sir. he Is n.rt com- - I i Fnrti;nntc!y, ,.,. " s.m,in., .nil "M l n free Amerlnn enn riuii.K lilt M1P- ilhf Wnow!E nny. of the leucocytes, or white blood corpus- Discovery of the activities of the white blood corpuscles, believed by scientists to point the way to the Indefinite prolongation of tuuian life, were outlbicd r by Dr. Alexis Carrel of the Itockefel-leInstitute, In r.n address before the National Academy of Sc'encea were lMctor Carrel's atntements taken by many prominent scientists In Ms audience to Indicate that the secret of longevity might be found through the d'.scvvery of a means of stlmtiin'.lng the activity of these New York. plaining. h..n.-vm,.- Fountain Or. Carrel Describes Work of White Blood Corpuscles, Which Experiments Had Shown, Stimulated Growth of New Tissue. man complains h diiiigorois tousling, Finds Youth in White Corpuscles. A h..,i,h , Handasyde monoplane Is here seen making a record glide of 1 hour 63 minutes, while A. Fokker, the Dutch expert, films the performance. This was at tbe meet to England recently. E. P. Raynham In his tlssue-hulldln- g , I lo- - . descrlt the work of cles, which experiments had shown, he said, protected the body against Infection and also stimulated the growth of new tissue and the regeneration of dormant cells. He told of his experiments with animals which bad Indicated that the white blood corpuscles stimulated tbe growth of new tissue "by setting free growth activating substances In the tissues." lie pointed out that In extreme old n gc hew tlsue grew to heal wounds and broken bones. Hldeyo Noguchf, a Japanese scientist, who Is also a member of tbe he Kockefeller Institute, announced for Ilocky had developed an Mountain spotted fever, which now has a motttllty rate of 70 per cent In the Rocky mountain and Pacific const states. lie snld bis serum would prevent the disease If the victim was Inoculated within four daya after he contracted It Uumaa beings, be declared, caught - i THE ROMANCE lI KSSUS9 a i At the Bar of God's . I ay . ELSIC FRENCH . : Word By REV. H. OSTROM, D. D. e QaaaaaaasaasassasaaasaaV3 SraUeM.) 4a r StaCior Newts , Tbe bellboy came leisurely; to the desk of Angle Drew, the stenographer of Hotel MarUn, and in a drawling voice 'a -- said: TEXT The Word of God U a dlscerner and intent o( the heart. f the thought eh. t--B. If men wbo spend so much time Judging tbe Bible would remember that the Bible Is a of them Judge "Hysterical skirt In Boom 41 wants woman, so t guess you'd better go up and do some consoling. Looks like she'd lost ber best friend, anynow." girl jiow, Angle was a wbo bad never bad a of twenty-eigh-t, romance, and well sbe knew the reason. She was Inclined toward "plump nees," and was very plain. Tbe elevator stopped at the second floor and Angle rapped softly at No. 41. It was opened Immediately and she saw before ber. a forlorn and W raggled slip of a woman witb-- eyes red and swollen from weeping. After a few moments tbe sobs abated and she managed a tremendous smile, "I'm so foolish there's nothing realt ly the matter.pnly, as yon said, lonesome, blue, fou see, I'm the leading lady In fact, the only woman In the company that played here two nights ago ; naturally I'm lonsome. It wouldn't be so bad If they hadn't cancelled last night's engagement In the next town. Now that you're bere, what good Is It going to domer .YotLCan't stay, so I and look suppose Fll have to stay herb at this wonderful green ' enamel bed and chocolate wall paper" "Not a bit of ltj dearie," said Angle. "You're coming with me tonight to an Ice cream festival at the minister's bouse, but Til introduce you as an old school chum. By the way, what la your tbe result would be good. For, the good-natur- word In our text translated "a cerner," lS dlsIt) Instances "a Indeed, Judge." tbe selection represents a court-'rooIn which Word Is God's and the Judge many translated thoughts and intents of tbe hearts of are the apprehended prisoners on trial. As for tbe prisoners, they are very slcnlflcant ones. The name of one Is Thought, and his given name Heart, and the name of the second is (literally) Outbolltngs; bis given name is Heart, too. There tliey stand, Heart Thoughts and Heart OutboUlngs on trial. And there ts the Judge, tha 3i en Word of God. To say that tbese two live behind closed doors or to pronounce them hermits Is to speak too mildly. Doors? They certainly live within the within. Looks, gestures, gaits, words, these are all further out than tliey. These are exposed to view. But Heart Thoughts and Heart OutboUlngs, who can see name?" them? We know what results from glrli ihem when italL appeara In the life "Florine IDua,"jeplle4-lh- e with shining eyes. one lives, but to see back and In wa "That will never do," frowned An- 'cannot. It is there that God .sees, hence His gle. "It sounds too 'theatrical' and ydd wouldn't make much of a hit with the Word searches like a sharp sword there. What folly to try to persuade crowd If they knew you were an actress. Let's call you Gertie Fellows." ourselves that because men smile on "A regular lawn party Goody It's us we must therefore be happy. And what elaborate folly for us to think years since I've been to one," and that because men cannot see our secret "Gertie" clapped her hands Joyfully. "Wear something simple and mind sins therefore we may cover them with the paint and powder. Til De through our thousands of devlslngs The Bible Truth not only declares work soon, and well have supper. Then that all Is seen and known by Him for the festival." And witb parting Instructions, Angle who gave It, but the Bible will ask us concerning our doings "why?" It will went back to her desk. t "What was In your thought nnd say, and difference What a powder paint make I The girl that Angle brought heart?" If we say, "Let the deed puss at face value," the Bible answers that home to supper was charming In hei there Is no face value established un modest muslin dress and white lace hat Her eyes were never so blue and til the deed has been measured by the motive. The Bible stands us In the to Angle's mother she seemed so young fourtroom and judges that motive. and gay, a mere slip of a girl. Men's acclaims melt away In the air "This Is Gertie Fellows, mother, an and men's slaps on the back fall Int" old school chum. We're going to the palsy while this continues In full Ice cream festival tonight, for she's and vigor. "Why 1" Why did strength leaving for hoaie tomorrow." you do It? Open go the doors, exposed On the way to Reverend Graham's' Is the secrecy and stripped Is the form home they passed tbe little stone liwhen tbe fingers of that word "why" brary, where most of the young chops proceed to work. In a of hopes congregated. picking up And we may rightly ask, "Why "sweetie." should I have to answer why concernMany caps were raised as Angle snd ing my doings?" The answer Is reber friend went past, and admiring given In God's Word. Sumpeatedly glances were cast In "Gertie's" direcming up the repeated answers you get tion. this: Man's business Is to live to the beat faster than ber glory of God ; for this he was created Angle's heart new friend's. Even though she knew snd redeemed. We cannot look about the boys looked straight over her bead and gather to ourselves some justificawas who It was she she proud that tion of our doings from nature. Neither was responsible for the flutter of exber songs nor her sighs can Justify citement. us. We cannot surpass the efforts of "Evening, Angle," one of the boys those about us and then, because of called out. "Goin' to tbe festival that, be Justified. How do we know "Yes, Bob. Aren't you fellows gohow hard they strive? We cannot ing? Everybody will be there, and her make money and give it and thereby eyes twinkled as they all smiled and In be Justified. Tbe very making of It unison said: and the result of the giving Is too ob"Sure well see you later 1" scure for ns to trace It. We cannot asSo a circle of boys surrounded the semble our records for cheer and two girls soon after their arrival, and buoyancy and thereby be Justified. We "Gertie" spent the evening happily. know that there Is a mirth of madness. Icecrenm she ate so much of It she "Why?" says the Word. What did you was ashamed, and Bob would heap her Intend? Had you "set the Lord alarms with boxes of candy. It came lo ways before your face?" Had He, bo an end all too soon. Angle bad found often crowded out, been accorded the a tail, lanky, blonde chap, who was place of Judge through Ills Word? Men may paint the old car und feeding her Ice cream from his dish, while her eyes shone and her cheeks mnke It look newer; they may groom flushed until sbe looked almost pretty. he old horse and make him look The four of them went home togethyounger; but the Bible Is "yea yea" er, and when they reached Angle's and "nay nay." Even the reason for house they stopped, evidently thinking one's acts must be up to face value ber friend was stopping there. there. This can be while men condemn "I am stopping at the Hotel Maryou or this can be If men praise you, but If this is wanting God cannot Un," she smiled, as her escort beamed s of you. It was happily. So, linking bis arm In ber's, be snld: that mude it Impossible for those men es"Thut's good. I can walk a little who bad seen the multitude fed to cape confusion when they saw Jesus farther with you, then. Uood-nighmaster the stormy waves. The "single Angle. Night, Jim," and raising his clean-cu- t determination not cap he turned to go. But "Gertie" eye," the two to to masters," the wit"serve over try to and both ber Angle slipped pat ness straight from the shoulder thnt arms" round her heck and whispered : "there ts none other name given among "Thanks, dear. I've bad n glorious men whereby we can be saved," and time. IH never forget you and HI tlie "pure heart" such, and such surely write," and with a doeen kisses And only, consist with right thinking. she walked away with her friend gat when the outboUlngs of thrive these : her Into ing fondly eyes the heart sccord with God's Word. In front of the hotel "Gertie's" escort Christ came not only to make Jesus "You're a mighty nice Anally said: clean with Ills cleanups the fountain Gertie. Can I see you again soon?" girl, deal effectually with the to but blood, With a light laugh that caught In very springing of its waters. ber throat like a sob, she replied: "I'm not a girl, and my name is no) The Truth In :an. Gertie I I'm thirty-siyears old, and The ultimate truth Ir, man Is not in that's old enough to be your mother, aud my name on the billboard Is his Intellect, or In his possessions: It Is e La Due. I'm leaving this town at In his Illumination of mind. In 1:80 tomorrow. of symmthy, In his recognition But thanks for the of this world, not merely a a storegood time." As for Angle, "Honance" had come house of power, but as a habitation of to her, and her good turn to one la man's spirit, with 'ts eternal music of distress had been tbe' means of and inner light of the Ulvmc . 1 not only In the matter of his own life, but also the undisputed boss as to tbe conduct and habits of bis wife, even to the determination of tbe question whether the wife should have her hair bobbed and also how long or short her skirts should be. "Brothers Under the SWn." The three men, heretofore unknown to fame, have organized what they call the "Association of Brothers Under the Skin." The association filed an application witb Justice Marsh of the Supreme court for a certificate of IncorThe trio, who said their poration. headquarters were at 1537 Third avenue, also filed a list of the association objects, as follows: "To establish, maintain and operate the household primarily as a masculine Institution. "To protect the husband from the performance of any and all household duties, such as sweeping, marketing, cooking, washing dishes and nursing the kitchen or furnace Ores. "To prevent any purchases by the wife, whether for cash or credit, except after consultation with tbe and with bis consent "To prevent the entrance Into tbe home of mothers-in-laand all relatives on the wife's side, except upon written permit signed by an officer of the association, which permit shall not be issued for use on Saturdays, Sundays or holidays. Bare Delicatessen Meals. To prevent the delivery into the home of all 'delicatessen meals' and to compel the serving of regular food, home cooked. "To prevent any reference, however much justified, by the wife to any past faults or deficiencies of the husband. bus-ban- d To establish the right of the Fable: Once there was a man who didn't think he would he more efficient than his wife as a housekeeper. new way of making coke Is an- nounced. The original principle, how- ever, remains the same: First get your coal. Drivers to aid In no accident cum palgn! - Now tf the pedestrliins will their asslstunce ;It nm be wide unanimous. I These days It's about as Important to forget something each day as it Is to learu something each day. Padcrewskl finds a "come-back- " on the concert stage In America easier than on the political platform In Po- lend. tenariaus. jSa! Oil Is said to be the dominant factor In world politics, but It Is not used for smooth running. , . . . t ceed. Paris prices are reported 868 per tent higher than a score of years back. To tourists? Post office Inspectors, In bringing charge of tampering wit the malls against Edmund IV Donnelly, a clerk b the office at Manchester, N. tt, aald Donnelly was able to smell money In envelopes. They describe bow, witb each of two test letters, he tore s small opening la the edge of the envelope, put sniffed, and the slit to bis nose, took bills out. : welt-ordere- -- No man really knows bis wife until he sees her In curl papers with her teeth out. Say . He bas no One way to learn the truth Is to let a lot of politicians talk out of turn, Postal Inspector the nerves, and the power pneumatics as the muscle." Try In Bumpy Weather. In actual work, the announcement able Than Human Pilot said, hundreds of automatic takeoffs and a number of automatic flights of ninety miles and more nave been made. MOST EFFECTIVE IN BOMBING This "pilot Is capable of being mount ed In any type airplane and In bumpy weather will bold a plana much Army Air 8ervice Declares Results of steadier than a human pilot and will tween the two countries. Fie has come carry it In an absolutely true course Experiments Constitute "Most here, he say, io enlarge the financial Post-Wa-r regardless of fog or adverse weather Important Russia and cooperation between conditions. H considers Sweden one Daveiopment In the tests just concluded the ma- Sweden. . of the .safest countries for tbe deposit D. C The pilotless chine nsed was one of the small type, of money, Washington. owing to Its independent poa span of only twenty feet a army airplane, equipped with an auto having d conditions. sition and Its horse of motor, sixty power capable matic control device said to be more The Russia State bank, declares 250 pounds. accurate and dependable than any carrying Mr. Schelnman. has acquired 88,000,-00-0 human pilot, ha been developed to a gold rubles t$12.MO,000). and the RUSS TO BANK IN SWEDEN end of the prerent year wig add CO point where ft has made successful flights of more than ninety miles. It 000.000 to the total figure. waa announced by the army air serv Soviet Government Attempts to Estabice. lish Guaranteed Bank ConFather and Son Marry Slste. The announcement declared the re nections. Schenectady, N. Y. Father and set sults produced after j long series of became hrothern-ln-laand sisters asexperiments coustitiued the "most ImStockholm. A new Russian effort sumed the relation of mother and development of the to establish closer financial and com- daughter-in-laportant post-wa- r here the other day many novel ldoas of new engines of mercial relations with Sweden Is seen when A. Davenport, forty-thre- e war." Experiments had shown It pos- in the arrival in Stockholm of A rem years of age, married Rebecca sible, It "was said, 10 shoot bomb Schelnman, bead of the Russian State Graham, thirty-fiv- e years ot age, and laden plunes, without pilots, at tar- bank. Anson Davenport, nineteen years of asgets on or off the ground with Mn. Schelnman has declared the age, took Helen Graham, twenty-on- e bank which he heads may place Its years of age, as his bride. tounding accuracy. for Brains. The son, c .vtnor, was required to foreign assets and clearing funds In "Of the aromatic pilots being ex- Swedish banks, providing a safeguardgam from bis fa.her permission lo perimented with." the statement con- ing agreement can be arranged be-- marry. tinued, "that which has proven most successful to dale oan be described as using a gyroscope for Its brains and bellows or pneumatics, similar to those used In player pianos, for Its muscles. "The ability of a balanced rotating mass, moving on frlctlonless bearings to malntau Its position In space, so long as It ts not acted upon by outEquipped With Automatic Control Device It Is More Depend Daily and Sunday, 40 cents a month; dellv-toe- d by carriers, $3.50 a year In advance; Sunday only by mall, fl a year advance. Ternn of I I CleriHad Nose for Cash, hus- band to absent himself from the horns for a specified number of evenings each month to attend business, lodge and club meetings, and to establish his right to return therefrom at any reasonable hour1 to be fixed solely by himself. "To develop 'cave man' methods fot the better discipline of jealous, nagging or unreasonable wives. "To establish the exclusive right ol husband to determine the brevity of the back hair and the length of the wife's skirts. "To compel the wife to share In the troubles as well as the pleasures of married life, and to establish tbe fact that the wife's place ts at home and that her duty Is to to make the home happy." Worms Dined on Savings of Man Afraid of Banks Two years ago Peter Pulloa, railroad aectlon foreman of Toledo, ), became worried over financial conditions of banks and withdrew his life's Savings, nnd burled It In an $1,3!H). earthen Jar. llecently Pullos decided that banks were all right again and dug up the Jar. In the bottom of the. partly disintegrated was a msa of bill fragments, chewed by worms until they were past redemption. 1 r I e heart-hardnes- t, x Flo-rln- - ing her happiness. anti-seru- the disease through the bite of tbe wood tick and usually did not knew they had the fever until six days aftei they were bitten. Some suppose Hebrew to bare tbe language spoken by Aden. beu bring- Daughter. "Cheer up. old man I Dome Fortune will knock a( your door one of these fine days." "Shell Jolly well have ta. Hot daughter. Miss Fortune, bas wrecked tbe beUi-Boat- aa Bvenlbr Tra script beauty Presence. Tagore. Christianity and Business. l The average man and wotunn the for ond sighs tired 6t the heroic, that Chrispossible. FuU well I know today business to tianity adapted the world ould revolutionise leave no social sores to sppa" |
