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Show THE HERALD nrnfflititrniffltimHiimmtmiiimiimtt Ml The Society .Editor mm s toff newly-wedde- pencil-point- 5 WILLIAM ALLEN WHTTB ii, r IDUuiiimiiiiiiiiiiniiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ii IrrT kflkt Mamlnaa ft. ny tint to the newspaper I office of the city men work Id , A rota; that tb editorial writer never reports an Item, no matter bow nnch he knows of lt that repoter la sot allowed to express an editorial tww w a auojeci, even uougn ne oe well qualified to apeak; but on our little country dally newspaper It la We work on the entirely different Interchangeable point tystera. Everyone writes Items, all of na get adver-tirin- g k and when it comes our Way, and when one of us writes anything particularly good. It Is marked for the editorial page. The religions reporter does the racing matinee In Wlldwood park, and the financial editor, who gets the market reports from e the men, also gets any church news that comes along. The only time we ever established ft department was when we made Miss Larrabee society editor. She came from the high school, where her graduating essay on Kipling attracted our attention, and, after an office council had decided that a Saturday society CfrlilgM T-HE- Job-wor- .feed-stor- page would be a paying proposition. At first, for six months after she came to the office. Miss Larrabee herself to the accumulation of professional pride. This pride was as much a part of her life as her pompadour, which at that time was so high that she had to tiptoe to reach It However she managed to keep It up was the wonder of the office. Finally, we all agreed that she must use chicken-fencShe denied, this, but was Inclined e about It and, as an office Joke, the boys tised to leave a by her desk so that she could climb op and see how her really looked. Nothing ruffled her spirits, and we soon null teasing her and began to admire her work. In addition to filling six columns of the Saturday's paper with her society report In a town where a church social Is Important enough to Justify, publishing the names of those who wait on the tables, Miss Larrabee was a credit to the office. She was always Invited to the enters tainments at the homes of the and the Conklina, who had stationary washtubs In the basements of their houses and who ate dinner Instead of supper In the evening: and when she put on whnt the boys called her trotting harness, her silk petticoats rustled louder than any others at the party. One day she suddenly dropped her pompadour and appeared with her hair parted In the middle and doused over her ears In long, undulating bilNo other girl In town came lows. within a quarter of an inch of Miss Larrabee's dare. When straight fronts became stylish, Miss Larrabee was a vertical marvel, and when she rolled up her sleeves and organized a country club, she referred to her shoes as boots and took the longest steps In town. But with It all she was no mere clothes-horsWe drilled It Into her head during her first two weeks that "society" news In a country town means not merely the doings of the set, but that It means as well the doings of the Happy Hoppers, the Trundle-BeTrash, the Knights of Columbus, the Rathbone Sisters, the King's Daughters, the Epworth leajrue, tbe Christian Endeavorers, the Woman's Relief corps, the Ladles' Aid and the Home Missionary societies. Miss Nelson's Dancing class, the Switchmen's Annnal ball if we get their k end every kindred, every tribe, except such as gather In what la known as "kitchen sweats" and occasionally send In call for the police. When Miss Larrabee got this Into her head she began to groan under her burden, and by the end of the ypar, though she had great pride In her profession, she affected to loathe her department. Weddings were her especial abominations. When the first social cloud appeared on the horizon Indloatlng the approach of a series of showers for tbe bride which would culminate In a cloudburst at some atone clutrch, Miss Larrabee mould begin to rumble like distant thunder and, as the storm grew thicker, she would flash out crooked Imprecation, on the heads of the young people, their fathers and mother and uncles and aunts. By the day of the wedding she would be rolling a steady diapason of polite, decolorized, expurgated, ladylike profanity. While ahe snt at her desk writing the stereotyped account of the event, It was like picking up a live wire to speak to her. As she wrote, we could tell at Just what stage she had arrived In her copy. Thus, If she said to the adjacent atmosphere, "What a whopper I" we, knew that ahe hud written, "The crowning glory of a happy fortnight of social gatherings found Ita " and when she hissed place when out, "Mortgaged dear to the eaves and full of Installment furniture!" we felt that she had reached a point something like this: "After the ceremony the gay party assembled at the palatial home." In a moment' she would snarl I "I am dead tired of seeing Mrs. Merrlniau's spruwly old fern and the Bosworth pnlm. I wish they would Stop lending them!" and then we tl:iil she bnd reached the part of which said: "The chanher flle-nbanked with h profusion cel mil w t palms mid ferns and rare troplcul when She h1 wily piMii.' n't-- ' tl uj u.t "gitiiplo .ad Umirat de-tot- good-nature- d step-ladd- top-kn- Worth-Ingtou- cut-gla- d " Job-wor- chaln-llghtnln- g real-hie- p slvs ring ceremony." When she wrote! "The distinguished . company cams forward er congratulations to the d pair," ahe would say as she sharpened her. s mere s nothing like a wedding reveal what ajatt of common kin peo-pl- e lave," and we knew that It was all ever and that she was closing the rtlcle with: "A dazzling array of costly and beautiful presents was exhibited In the library," for then she would pick up her oopy, dog-ea-r the and Jab them on the hook as she sighed : "Another great American plckle-dls- b exhibit ended." In the way she did two things Miss Larrabee excited the wonder and d slM-et- ttnee Mlsa Larrabe left, tmt they do not seem to get the work dons with any system. She wss not only Industrious but practical. 4 Friday mornings, when her work piled up. Instead of fussing around the office and chattering at the telephone, she, would dive Into her desk and bring np her regular list of adjectives. These she would copy on three slips, carefully dividing the list so that no one had a duplicate, and In the afternoon each of the boys received a slip with a list of parties; and with instructions to scatter the adjectives she had given him through the accounts of the parties assigned to him and the work was soon done. There was no scratching the head for synonyms for "beautiful," "sttpirb" or "elegant." Miss Larrabes had doled out to each of us the adjectives necessary, and, given tbe adjectives, society reporting Is easy. The editing of the copy Is easy also, for one does not have to remember whether or not the refreshments were "delicious" at the Jones party when he sees the word In connection with the viands at the Smith party. No two parties were ever "elegant" the same week. No two events were "charming." No two women were "exquTsItely" gowued. The person who was assigned the adjective "delightful" by Miss Larrabee might stick it In front of a luncheon, pin It on a hostess, or use it for an evening's entertainment But he could use It only once. And with a list of those present and the adjectives thereunto appertaining, even a boy could get up a column In half an hour. She bnd an artist's pride In the finished work, however much she might dislike the thing In making, and she used to sail down to the press room as soon as the paper was out, und, picking up the paper' from the folder, she would stand reading her page, line upon line, precept upon precept though every word and syllable was familiar to her. During her first year she Joined the Woman's State Press club, but she discovered that she was the only real worker In the club and never attended a second meeting. She told us that office I sandwiches from th floor wbers a tat man's wild exit bad tbrovQ them. i." Ellen, her candid gray eyes meeting his keen blue ones wttbont attempt at coquetry, wouldn't be going to Gerry Brothers' basement In this mob If I bad any brains," she had added. Thai was all. But later In, the day Mr. John Trent had made it his business to talk the matter over with Gerry Brothers themselves. And the younger Mr. Gerry had condescended to Introduce the young lady And after that Mr. quite properly. John Trent had told Ellen he was a lawyer and lonely, for bis folks were dead. lu turn, ETlen had brought him home to supper and confided her aspirations. And then one day a wonderful thing had happened. Mr. John Trent had come to them to tell them a relative had left them wealth and a home In the country. And the roses had come back to the tired mother's cheeks and the erect-nes- s And to the father's shoulders. Jlmmle had played tennis and paddled his canoe, and Ellen had raised posies and chickens to her heart's content. Twas Mr. John Trent's old butler who unconsciously gave the thing away. "He's always doing things like that for folks like you, giving 'em one of his own places to live in, bless his heart." It was a sober family, and a very white little Ellen that greeted Mr. John Trent that night as he. Jumped boyishly over the low gate. "How conld you?" Ellen lifted great, reproachful eyes. "It wasn't rl'ht." said her father a bit brokenly. "It was bully, though," sighed Jlm-- it Cinderella and the Frince Feared She Had Heart Trouble 1 By GRACE R. OUN (S) fc? McClure Hmwmypir tfyedicale.) ,"Quarter to seven get up, children," airs. Watson's voice shrilled opstuirs. "Aw-right," grumbled fouiteen-- ) ear-ol- d Jlwuiie, as be reluctantly, pushed back the warm covers. S6n8SHOESJ aluw. TV dear-,-"-h- much-mende- d d g I d - home-mad- e ; tl-- e j i j s.-- J left-hnn- d W. L DOUGLAS .hiT.Y! MOMENT 11 W.U fcmfim ettet ewrtreel lie of oar owb storm In tha larfaelttot and by aboa daaU an ararywbara. Atk yovr boa dealer toahoir you WJ. oag)M iboea. Only by examining tliein can yon appreciate their Taloe. Befit ubatltaies. lsalrt upon hat Ing W.L.Donglaa slioef with thn retail nrtce and the name lamued on the aula. Tha faMiBW-a-ete- JUST AT THAT ' W.LDOUGLASr!!Tr .JWS j NOT ' worUithaprfc paid for Utaav Wwir tbam ana lava moiiajr. Proteotton ugalnat uuraaaoa-abl- a profit ii guaranteed uj tka prica ttampaa oa atari nair. an effort for me to get nbnt. "It Is wonderful how Tinlac has given me such perfect relief from those prl troubles. I eat heartily now, sleep everywhere. like a child at night, and Just feel fine Tt) UKUrHANTK: drain t a rwr tewa hetnAli K". L ftomglm f o. an all the time." er erclefir fxfMt U Tanlnc Is sold by all good druggists. hat, Advertisement. -- At Tlw fr In my legs, too, and It was oca uim (r 6et teoea aaea ta i iraee werirf. jnrf h tfimdM tmt tha lumlumtat'HUimrd i,! feeiii.anin mi aewMeceK, jar aem ee ftrtft it Mnw Utmptt ea ikt Kit. a hr net hmtaMk. Prmwidtmi ffi llrsifil. r Safaastsf, A TRUE RAT STORY Aspirant for Office Decidedly Was Running for Some Other Purpose Than Desired Position. In a western city, Just before an election for city officers, one of the candidates, a Mr. Grow, a very fat man, who aspired to be a councilman from his ward, made a :unvass, soliciting votes. At one place his knock brought forth a young and frisky dog, which leaped through the open door when It was opened by the lady of the house nd rtin the candidate off the porch and down the front walk toward the gnte. The woman at the door, knowing the dog to be harmless," "called" to the Beoing candidate, "What are you running for, Mr. Crow?" And Mr. tirow, with the office in his mind, even in the presence of danger, called back between gasps "Councilman of this ward, madam!'' Judge. house-to-hous- e Aabnrntown. Turn.. Btearne Blectrio Peeie Co., Dear Slra: Mr. Robert T. Donnell at jLUburntown, Tenn., came la our atore the other day and wanted aomethinf to kUt rata, ao I told him a box Steama Rat Paate. And ha put aome paete oa eia biaculta that nttcht and the neat moraine he found fifty-fou- r big rata. And the aeeond night he put out (our more biaculta with paete oa them, and the eacond morning he found eeventeen more rata, rata to making a total of aeventy-on- e two nights, and there were Iota mora that he did not find. This la aome big rat tale, bat, aaver-tbelea- e, it la ao. Junt thought woud write to let you know that your rat pasta la food Boapectfutly, KBWNRDT BROTHERS. Buy a 35c Box Today SO to 100 Rats or Mies Enough to Don't waste time trying to kilt these peat with powdersjlquldsanaothereipertmen tat preparatlona. Ready for Use Better Than Drug and Oeneral Stores sell Traps. pi STEARNS' ELECTRIC PASTE DYED HER DRAPERIES, SKIRT AND A SWEATER WITH "DIAMOND Lameness Stops from a Bone Spavin, Ring Bom, Splint, Curb, Side DYES" Bone, or similar troubles and Each package of "Diamond Dyes" con tains directions no jimnle that any woman I& quickly and can dye or tint SJlcts mildly butare !;iit shabby tit? wai-'results looting. dresses, coate, Mrcater, Mock I Does suit Mister or rceaore tka ings, linnginp. drupprirn, everything like $JL I hair ar.d horse can be worked. ' "Dinnmnd Dye?" no othe new. 17 In pamphlet with each kind then perfert bonieiifyelttg is pun ran IPege telle how. tlSO a bottle Bene Seek I A ires. 'lyed I'd'en teed, even if you luive Tell vour dni(rjxit whether th iii.it W. F. YOUNG, he. 319 Tnajtle St.. SpriafJtH, Hut. wi-or ivhelher to dve yon it i? linen, roUtm. or piiM'd yooih. Dia- f fnn-d- r i n- lhes never stri!;. A'' rua. So eav to 1 mond 0'. snot, froU1, 1rti;i'm',ni. or i li'-:- ... a rial wtd TOrkuMMtiifl ara cbc prise, lb la antoaaled worth vhiht tor you to know that vhaa Jo hay W. I DotiflM then 700 ara gt-tln-g th fteuetttof hi4jraars axpariaaeo ia silking thekvat hot poaiiM (or lb prlea. Place. "I was so run down lhat I felt miserable all the time. My sleep was broken and restless I had no appetite, and the gns from undigested food caused my heart tojialpltute so I thought I had heart trouble. For a time I had n ivrter,-where- m it.t.wtmw.-- 4 Since Tanlae has overcome a bad of Indigestion and nervousness of three or four years' standing for me. my work here In the store Is a pleasure, and I am certainly grateful for the good health It lias given me,'' said Mrs. J. W. Plcklns. of 516 E. 15th owns nnd oper8t., Los Angelea-;iwbates tbe book store at 219 Mercantile a swelling rl rWtn V. aoaaded year after year by more peonl lk.M AthMlriu. I. ,1.. A) ttl t rtlttfI ledum :far - cae "Be down in 15 minutes, mother," of the office.1 ,Qneas the answered Ellen, tbe daughter of the way that she kept tab on brides. house. "And Jim," she added, "1 know We heard through her of the brides you don't really meau it, but It sounds who could cook, and of those who were awful to answer mother in that tone." beginning life by accumulating a "Say, what's biting you?" Jiinmle, bright little pile of tin cans In the of bis sex, was at his characteristic She knew alley. the brides who could worst in tbe early morning. do their own sewing and those who "Who's answering mother fresh? It's could not She had the single girl's my natural tone awl. besides, of course sniff at the bride who wore her trousIt ain't mother's fault, but all I'll get seau season after season, made over for school lunch Is cheese sandwiches and fixed up, and she gave the office and an apple." At this bit of inforthe benefit of her opinion of the husmation the heart of Ellen softened for band in the case who bad a new tailor-mad- e her brother. suit every fall and spring. She "Never mind, Jlmmle boy," ahe said, scented young married troubles from "Just wait till you finish sciiool and afar, and we knew in the office wheth er his folks were edging upon her, or get a Job. Think of the swell lunches you can have." her people were edging upon him. If "Leave It to me," said Jlmmle, "leave a young married man danced more It to me." man twice In one evening with anyone but his wife. Miss Larrabee made faces Whereupon Ellen heard hjm whisat his back when he passed the office tling with vigor as he splashed cold water on his fnee and thlcn hair. window, and If she caught a young The girl stretched herself luxuriousmarried woman flirting. Miss Larrabee ly. It was good to be eighteen, and regaled us by telling with whom the wasn't th!a to be a pleasant, very pleaswoman in question bad opened a ant day? "fresh bottle of emotions." Wasn't she glad she had laundered The other way in which Miss Larraher prettiest lace collar and cuffs, ,nle- bee displayed genius for her work was In describing women's costumes. Three though she had been tired? She looked "How could you say It was from a on them with deep satisfaction ere she of four times a year, when there are the tears ran freely down relative," slipped Into the plain little black Mrs. Watson's cheek. large social gatherings, we print deblouse. scriptions of the woman's gowns. Onlv For answer Mr. John Trent stalked ' three women in our town, Mrs. Worth- But the crowning event was lunch. to the girl's side. No cheese sandwiches or apples for her ington. Mrs. Conklln, and the second said tenderly, you, Mrs. Markley, have more than one new today. She would have griddle cakes "will you marry me?" And as Ellen s twelve-montIce cream. and coffee, and afterwards and party dress in a fuce hid on his shoulder for answer, a She pictured the Joy of donning her smile broke through Ills gruvlty. hat and coat, clasping her "The place Is yours, dear folks," he and languidly told them, lie reached out atii engloves, and elegantly dropping Into a chair at the restaurant circled Mrs. Watson with his other and ordering lunch. arm. For the last year she had taken sand"I wasn't fibbing at all. was 1, mothwiches and, a bit of fruit for a frugal er?" be demanded. "It Is from a relmeal. And the few times she had man- ative, your son-llaw." aged to save up enough to "dine out" had been gala days indeed. OUTRUNS KANGAROO HORSE She knew Just how Jiintnie felt about mothher lie it But couldn't it. helped; as to Animal's er's sickness and father working only Mistaken Impression Swiftness Dogs Trained half-tim- e now it was no cinch for for tha C'naae. mother, Ellen knew. Cf course they wanted Jlmmle to go Kangaroos In Australia are hunted through grammar school, and didn't the for sport. For the hide, too, and fnr and store In work local lad the drug somewhat unsavory delicacy of the study hard nights to accomplish even the tail, boiled In a pot to make soup that feat? and a Jelly. Kllen, pinn'ng "Well." soliloquised A kangaroo takes Insfnctively fo the snowy collar at her slim white Rt Ray In depth enough. . throat, "1 wish I hud hraUis. lout's all-.- : he enn drown a do? In short order. a of lot money At bay In the bush, upright on one If I had bruins I'd nmke and take the whole bunch of us out in hind 'leg and the thick carve of his to see the country to live. I'd tall. Ins back against a tree, he is at mother have roses in her cheeks again, u disadvantage. But lie Is net (i( and father hisc that bend tn his shoulfenselcss. The long hoof of his flea ders. And I'd like .Mm to piny ball and hind-leAnd with Is his. weapon. have time to do things other boys do. this having by good fortune trapped "And as for myself," Ellen dimpled an unwary antagonist to bis breast charmingly at the mere thought. "I'd with his forelegs he keep a maid Just for sin months and deals a terrible death. dowI I'd read all wimtptl to. and raise In flight, however, a kangaroo Is ers and chickens and I'd bring old easy prey. A knowing dog ratehes Granny Bates down to sit on my spahim by the tall, overturns him with And wouldn't I love Jo a cious veranda. cunning wrench, and takes his give the Dtiggnn kids a whole month throat from a safe angle before he "Mia Larrabee Made Faces at His Back When He Passed the Office Window" to run wild In the fresh air. but Instead can recover. the Notwithstanding women wore white of that." Ellen frowned nt herself In most of the women make a party gown too ninny for popular kangaroo's reputation read low their and Miss Larrashoes, last two or three years. stockings the little mirror. "1 have no hralns. speed, he Is easily overtaken In the rebee was familiar with every dress In own unpublished short stories, and And so I must be foment to measure bush hy a good horse. A capable si Irtwalst ribbon In town. She knew It made over, and no garded her Oerry P.rothers' basement." kangaroo dog n lean, swift lienst, a melodramatic and conceal to hosiery of openwork woman was cunning enough soft hair. cross between a greyhound and a The girl secured a lock the truth even with a spangled yoke, with suspicion nnd alarm. "Perhaps," she told the lovely eyes In ms'stlff. bred to course and kill soon a chiffon bertha, or a net overdress; As the years passed, and wedding the glass, "I niighl meet prince. Just runs him to bay. yet Miss Larrabee would describe the after wedding sizzled under her pen, as Cinderella did ; who knows? There gown, not merely twice, but half a she complained to us that she was beIsn't a chance In the 'vnrld, but there's Give Him One Good Quality. dosen times, so that the woman wearginning to he called "auntie" in too no harm pret ending, and " It Is re!at(d that Benedict Artmld, ing It might send the description to many houses, and that the stock of "Your coffee Is poured out Ellen." sthn liwrnie trs'tor t Ills emr try. her relatives back East without arons-In- available young men who didn't wear came her mother's voice again. was no eofiitnoii hoy. The- most striktheir suspicion that she was wear- their handkerchiefs under their col"flood morning." said Ellen to her ing trirt of his clui'iicfer tvn fearlessing the same dress year after year. lars at the dunces had dwindled down folks In her cheeriest manner. "Isn't ness. lie .voutd place hlmsplf In sltn-Therefore, whenever Miss Larrabee to threei This reality faces every girl It going to he a lovely day?" ntlona "f extreme per'!, for no "tlier wrote up the dresses worn at a party, who lives in a country tow a Then she "flood morning, daughter." motive tlinn to tenlf tils elder, or to we were sure to sell from fifty to a Is left with two alternativesto go her parents, and the girl, noticing i "show (,"' his coiirsipe. hundred extra papers. She could so thru visiting or to b;glii bringing .hem up that their eyes were cl'iently on the ! If n often )i,e ilet.T of ytinnc Ar-- j e polnt-laca a breastpin and by hand. wnie object, turned hers In that direc- mild to iur' hac." "f Indian corn to a In the front handkerchief tucked At th tion. Miss l.Hrrabee went vlsltln-j- . f rom home. ; mill, two imU'-hltnelf rld-of a good old lady's best black satin end of a month she wrote: "It's all Her brother, having finished M were thrown In npot 'hat hup" and diamonds," that over with me. Ue is a nice fellu. freakfnst,"w-Hinto "point-lncunmlrdfu' of the gnze over tie l.nrse'a hack. White he was they were always good for a dozen and has a Job doing 'Live Topics About fastened on him lis ulgcbnt book in wallliic for bin jrr'st. It was his delight copies of the paper, and she never Town' here on the Sun. Give my J ib band he nt with h's feet resting con- tn iisfnulsli the 'I'i.'icr with til tvilrt, overlooked tho dress of the wife of a to the little Wheatly girl, and tc" hei spicuously on the "'.2e of ti c nwhinK i A a lie uni tiatlilt ? In ihirinn trie!. !( us i'e loo!;o,l. fnr liifl mi!! good advertiser, no matter how plain to quit writing poetry, and hike up bet The girl's hrni-- t he wo'ild seize Imlit ureirn. It might be. sole-lesdress In the back. My adjectives are Jlmmle's shoe wtc practinil! o one of the spokes of the treat itiitT corner of the desk ' She was worth her wages to the la the wheel, mill iro ro tni' with It, no Was In 'When Knighthood office merely as a compendium of under "Why didn't yei h how ntol vour dnnullnj: in the Mr. now buried in the And do you stipxise you aboes were, mn.", ii':ed his fii'bor. shams. She knew whether the hrldal Flower.' foaming water, while tne miller toml of "And It's begTHih'g tn p cnM." millat hlsi recklessness. couple, who announced that they would could get me and the grand keeper a for home seals pass ed his mother, "nnd yon don't get your spend their honeymoon In the Knt, the records and money from the dnij store until tv were really going to Niagara Falls, or Christmas if I'd do you a 'if Vork Wlre'ew Startles Natives, morrow nnd yovr fattier won't g! any whether they were going to spend a letter some time' llttir.ora of wireless telephony la tho " till Saturday week with his relatives In Decatur. "They say these city paper are hot; t IMs of Africa t. ivcotirted hy n HI. She knew every woman In town tight I" "They'll be ;t!' rlj'b' mill! tomorrow." Marconi himse o' ' answered the who bought two prir.es for her whist the detn'nstriillons Throughout ' won-loIf her friend should to rhe irl von the Jinini.e. !i,othe:. give "But, was regarded with Tails. pnrtyone np'HraTn Dogs' 1'cr the greatest nv-win the prize, and another to give If "we don't Willi' I'o mole stcl.ne-is- , The Saf.'.s refused When I was a small l.oy an elder'' the woman she hated should win. doctor ald to me: .s!Me to speak from one haps now Ellen has a Utile minify tn to Lclieve Ii With the diabolical eye of a fiend she lend you; yon nm weitr your fui!i,-r'- s "Watch the dogs. If you see a do, place to dr.oftier without the medium detected the woman who was wearing with a white I air on his body he ii to school nnd yours wil be .ready ryhpn of win s A n L'lill.uit major cast-of- f clothing of her sure to have a white hair right on you come buck." the f;uiu Mbfitiime and ut Steul, Xi spoke saw the she What sister In the city. :iich miles iin'n.v. ('icrf nre aswinhltil a And ii" one noticed the little the end of his tall." office knew, though she kept her consaid.- 'MothIn Ellen's voice when ntimhfi if Swnziii. Includles; scvprnl hundreds. perliap I have watched clusions out of the paper If they thousands of dogs, nnd altvpy-- have er, 1 only want one cheese Knni).vtch. potty chiefs t'onver atlon.s then " would do any harm or hurt anyone's inenced, and 'he ti.ithes nero found the white hair on the end o' and Just give me a little apple. dreamed - that .1 ibn heriIt Is feelings. No pretender ever 5?ti jij;'ii away thej held nn And Mr, ami Democrat right tail Itoebestor the LarraMiss that she was not fooling "Indul a," a son (if extra special muss Trent comes Into th story. Chronicle. bee. She was willing to agree most lie (Mr. John Trent ) hoinci for :ce,'t:n. l'resenrly fl rlepiltlillou tip- who & Trent's sympathetically with Mrs. Conklln law oillce. nnd Ms inured nnd nailed If tlo-rTrent v.as to he Nore Too Hot Insisted that the "common people" If there Ellen Watson, bound for Uorry l;mth a while mini's war of of list nie th exhibition In the During an art wouldn't he Interested hud hung to n si rue tvas they twiiiivd to be oil the white ers' basement, a Dailies at her party ; and the only place artists was receiving tbe hei''t of uinn'K side. side by side ail fi;e wuy downtown where we ever saw Miss Larrabee's friend's criticism. To th" mini, used to th. luxury of g Indl the Insistent said friend, canvas." In "ThlB the claw- In print whs l Hllm'tH'-tInter-oIf flu- pn et'' his automobile. It was a novelty. To of the name of a woman who eating a violent bit of Iinpresslonallsm of Its amounted the the he III, utom girl lepetttTnn dally tbe ridicule to at Dot the after all, "Do think, you had nuife-- U point t to a tragedy. and 'ntiollo.l bou'd not Biosphere Is too warm?" rblladel noiier. to i.i .ry niioiu the siHiidilj ie "Awful, Isn't It?" asked Mr, John V time hat. otbei g'rli around the phla Ledger. ciml stit.:ilr. rm.s'.n Trent ns l returned Ellen's checs sharp-clawe- WLDOb Business Woman ra'-rbe- d DOM'T RU Lacked Cow Touch. IKFUMED II3S A Drown cucuty woman, who conld It IntTfiiv. iht IrnUL.-.lI f MITCH KM tVB ItnrilU be classed us it connoisseur, or rOLVE, I ntuitilf. was looking nt one oven mlahl1, (fie r'Tr;,Kly. 4t eWt lifUilfclale, s of Will Vnuler's lulls o' l',ioin one day and foeussed a scorncow in the pointing. She ful orb on W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. snld It didn't look like cow, nm! then, to cup the climax, she tan her Phones in Turkish Capital. h: nd over th rough surface of the Telephone H-- ice in Constantinople rinK't's work nnd said: "Now. see Is operated by a Hi ititi private comcow at there, that don't feel llkt pany. The service Is good and, alall I" Indianapolis News. though the number of telephones l now only ahem 8.1100, the people of Cuticura Soap for the Corr.plexion. are reported to he t'onstantitio;-!Nothlnj: better tl,ian Cuticura Soap the leleplu n- hahit nnd the now nnd and then as ointment dally business of the company Is expect needed to ma the complexion clear, to Increase materially. It is neces scalp dean and hands soft and white. that all operators sponk both Add to this the faselnatlii.. fnicrunt sary and French, and manv of Turkish Cnticnra Talcum, and you have the them speak us many as set en or eint Cuticura Toilet Trln. Advertisement. 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