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Show .THE EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY JUNE ,8. 1926. PAGE TWO EPFlTOMAIL NEVSljrtE&TURES -- PRESS COMMENT . , : An Independent Newspaper, Xdltor .'.CTjEf Tjmfr-Trtnr- Editorial u a weekly RatuMUhMl . ft Telephone a dully In 1921 In 18W: . 107 Vl. 1 FublbAed W tn Herald building, SO Ktitb First Went street. Provo, Dtah, everylaareata, t.m Satiirdaj. ana Suuduy hioruttig.' Illverd by carrier Provo, Lake View, Vineyard, Orem. Trvo Bench, snd neasant Vtow. AU vo. nf whatever nature should be made 'at onee. uwpoema ' Entered" as eecond cluaa matter at the posUfflee to Tnio, Ctaa. TERMS OF Sl'BSCBlrriON ,, rw1brnd h carrier, ner month Delivered by earrler, r year. In advance ...v....-...,?..m....a.w in savanee ..... b Mail in Utah comity, iw.)ivAri .. per year, wnaw in ... i: i i t',.u,ui niii,a eiitiifde Utah county, iu.i torn-M.in- j All advmising copy for the current Issue nrust be U o'clock, a. m.- liaaicausm- . . Mias The OFFICE CAT y li . TT?nro 1 .'' . . We resemble flying' machines, Our village is a quiet place, a bury of kickless joys, thinks Ed Johnson In that most of be of the face who do not care for noise. us havt to speed np "beforevwe " 4 gin to rise. , No Coney Island stuff is knowm, unworked are tiia police--- a village in a class aT61ffebrTo3eaesiito "Woman In night clothe captures up the road some parasangs ;a Jarer city stands, where robber," says a headline.. But how . unfettered-bandsjoyhounds romp in jazzy gangs, in wild, can yon tell nowaduya a woman it ' There people have the hangedest time, in noise and tumult in her night clothes or sot? drowned, and there's a carnival of crime on deck the whole Wher can I find bootlegger?" year round. The .stately butler says to me, jump this job right nqw ; thistown is deader,, hully chee, than Julius, asked the stranger. f You'll find one most anywhere Caesars cow. It is so qiet and so still it puts my goat in round hero except In jail," rinued hill more fun 4s going pawn; in yonder boneyard on the on." Then says the ancient seneschal, who guards ?the the native. J. donjon keep, "Methinks TU leave your with my pal this The man who Is. always beefing town is sound asleep " Tirewomen come'and stay a week, generally needs a good roasting. and then resign and go; "A better town," they say, 'we'll hamlet is too slow."; We're always hiring brokBald an Innocent maiden named en men who promise they will stay, and when they've Jean, , ... earned a, half a yen, they journey on jther way;, the big "Now what does the wage .of sin town calls them up the road, they go; with eager' strides; manf" v Brother Bob said, "By heck abides. they do not wish a cairn abode It must be the check " The city calls,rrinj working wights forsake "the village tney d rather see nine miles or lights than save a ' For confessing to some magazine 4 Wot lateranJ .4 s ' a ... ,.... j m Watt COiKTrT,rxT ;. t Booms, n--r inviting-member- 't "Business g 7 A i TOO QUIET .....'.PoMlsher B. Hornibrook . N. Gunnar Rasniuson - m MEMBER NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE A8SOCUTI0S MEMBER UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION - ffn - M RIPPLING " . I THE EVENING HERALD ' IE, miELYJDJpRLIJ5 11 eek--th- ia where-ouiatne- ss Jane Addamfe. noted welfare worker, aitlressing-- riade a plea to the inference orsociaLworierg recently, crock of gold. For balmy peace there's small demand, and or radical., "bolsheTistic" as from labeling public to refrain humanof village life seems stale, and in the cities of the land the all efforts to alleviate the lot ofthe less fottunate ones make wail. Far better starve, their actions hindered jobless the is by out that improvement ity. She points with hat and shoes in pawn, than live in Punktown-in-the-Hasay,' as "red" everyining mai universal .disposition j-ol- " .. y, the existinz order of things. is a V Miss Addams is right in thitentention. There tendency, not only 10 appiy iiuhhih uj.to changes m other charitable undertakings, but a.lso i""-pos- ha The-resu- where nothings going on. . And the little rabbits claimed: "We're game."" ed to go indolently along in a rut, followinj the hne of least resistance. This same indolence causes it to dislike the idea of anything that changes its even course,' or even ine exerbe-ition of investigating it. This tendency was seen long wnr.1 "hnlshpvisf 'was heard. It has arisen to in every advancement science, decry inventions, theories, line. Fortunately there are in every century brave souls who dare to come out in opposition to the accepted order hta-- been, little by little, a stupendous of things.-- . change in the standard of living, brought about by mven finna all hailed as radical at first.. There is a correspond. ing change in the health situation, brought about by methodsthat in their inception not only were decried, but bitterly bpana posed. Their proponents were ndicuiedotten ostracisedComotherwise punished, because of their startling theories. Senator. Underwood h Most Beloved Man In Congress BY CHARLES P. STEWART; Never came WASUlXGTtiiN lawmaker to Washington who was more geucrally IVloved of Ills than Senator Underwood. Aid st Underwood, liked by everybody, qultiTfor good when the euth CongresM ends. Nominally lTnderwtod 1 retiring voluntarily - from . public life. He Hnnoiinccd aume tinie ago that be wouldn't be a candidate this year i : nf AAm'a rAan ihoro ia nn rpasnn whv mod- - or i, iH later. em progress should not make advancement in caring for the But nobody's fooled. It toft much unfortunate in the same degree in which is has helped other of a aecret that he knows. bo classes to a higher level., But, as long as the great majority get a rroomlnation. He ean of persons are content with things as they are, and too the writing on. the wall in letters a into new paths, the efforts of those foot high. Such being the cam-- , ttu wine policy for htm, naturully, is v..w V WIIU UU BU Will ivwwj not to try. bracing term radicalism. w DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W. L. Gordon - , - nment ' ' - As the farm crop must have the proper environment of warmth, sunshine and fructifying1 showers,' so must therhu-iria- n crop be reared in the warm environment of love, trust harand high ideals. The farmer must continually row and cultivate his crop in order to promote growth and keep out weeds that would choke the yauiig plant life. In like manner the human crop which has been entrusted to your care must be constantly nurtured in order to be able to resist "bad habits and evil desires 'and to promote full and proper development of body mind and soul. . c4s WARMER DAYS COME SYNONIMS ; part, particle, piece, portion, fragment, afomT element, t. meinlMT, Ihgredieut, section, Inntullment. . WORD 8TVtYi "Vse a word ,jlr,.p timea and it is vours." Let us ni u,m. onr rocabulary by masfer-no- t i,,., ,... word each dav. Todnv' word: A URITRARY ; depending on litill df the arbiter; absolute; lmtWv. "They transgressed sey." 1 cr. l of l!ir ailiftrary Vnle. I - More noorishmetit from less food full strength without overeating a sadsfying, appetizing breakfast or luncheon in a single good-to-edish. That's die Shredded Wheat way to keep your body fit. ten your diet Tcrr.;. Shredded Wheat Nature's . body-buildin- Eroportioned strength 3s. whole wheat food, perfectly in vitamin, protein and g to give you all the ofthe whole golden grain. And to add the "taste" and color of Spring top. Shredded Wheat . with tender," red-ripTMay - i weet straw berries I ... e, He's worried and he's harried, Ills case should make yon weep'; For this poor dub is married, And he talks in bis sleep. Money sometimes indulges some Very loose talk. 4) at BUT GIVE YOUR BODY ALL THE FOOD STRENGTH ' IT NEEDS ' a: In Here's a Eght diet that gives you all the food you need these warm days in a single satisfying dish. v. A Chicago woman has been ar rested for lecturing: on sex control Newell Irvine says she1 belongs to the sex that'eannot be controlled. -- Mother: Johnnie, see what the ' baby has in his mouth. : Johnnie It's all right, mother, it's only' a safety pin. - s ex- MISUSED : The only man who seems able to WORDS OFTEN Don't aay "have yoji lit the lamp?" live on prospects, says Earl Duke X is an insurance agent Say "lighted." ( V T E X in8PR0N0UNCED: aye (always), iijiinounce aa a In Jmachine has been invented that "day." Aye .(yeah frouoHnte as i digs, cleans, grades and delivers in "tie." potatoes in a single operation. The OFTEN - MISSPELLED: recog-niz- only thing it doesn't do, apparently, "' is to lower the prjee. aav . . . don't down, There was once a man who worked at night and slept in his stule and he refuses to com the day time, and did not jet to see his children often;- but promise. That, in itself, stamps on Sunday morning would stay up long enough to read the. him as an Individual of honesty morning. paper before retiring for nis day's sleep and at and nerve. You may not agree with but you've got which time his children" would get a glimpse of him. One him in all refix-ct" to recognize hint as a character who morning this man left his work earfr went to town on some stands or falls by wjjat he thinks business. As he passed by his home; his little baby was out "in" the front yard into some mischief, so he slapped the right. youngstef and sent him into the house and went,on his wy to town. As the little fellow ran into the hcfaseV crying in PATRONIZE , THB big fashion, the mother was greatly excited and asked what MERCIIANTS WHO was the trouble, and the child said, "That man that hangs FOR THEY ARB THE around here on Sunday slapped' me," This story is so true SUPPORT YOUR to life today in many families where" one or both the parMOST RELIABLE ents don't see and come in contact with their children often AND PROGRESSIVE to give them the proper enough to really know them and HOME TOWN PAPER care, love and training. Children-ma- v well be considered as a crop. If the farmer leaves his crop to shift for itself, it will be a failure. So it is AUTO TOPS AND CURTAINS in most every case with children. The farmer may stunt I'plmlstering and Seat Covering. hi3 crop by not giving it fertilizer or warmth of enviroCERT BANDLEY nment In preparing for a good farm crop, the farmer must Auto Tops and General fertilize his crop with nitrogen, phosphate and potash. Just Blacksmlthing as the farm crop may be stunted by lack of fertilizer and i'lione 85 22 So. 2nd W Proyo home be so 'children the of in warmth may environment, stunted by lack bf education, knowledge and inspired enviro- all 'Say pa, why does a stork stand on onS foot?" 'Well, If h?pdlls the other one np he will fall." , Underwood has convictions that in these times', in go The Human fJrop i Among the things that are getting shorter, thinks Loran Carter are the coal supply, daughter's frocks and dad's patience. There is a : movement to, revive, , ,,r.. old sfings tinder ihvr orlK'nal to bed and early' to "Early names instead of under new nnBies.-- is fine. It puts one in a' position to become aeqnaiutcd with the so In New York, a pLmist drowned cial lenders who are just getting in her bathtub, this being the first home. casualty reported in the spring rmh. - When a woman feels like rest Jack ' Pickford, movie nctor, ing, Clarence Humphrey says she claims he recently saw bis wife, sits down to some fancy work. Marilyn Miller, and had diimer with her." ' ' The cook in lots of homes asks no better. pay than for dnddy and And it's spring in Kansas City, the kids to cat heartily of her cook' where a woman of 00 has had a ing. . permanent wave put in her hair. ' She: Is there any art in kissing? JUi Japan they published a novel He: The only art "fa, art thou in 106 volumes, but many of our willing. novels seem much longerr ' There are three kinds of Minute Washington wants to reduce jthe men : They are the Minute men ; the size of our' money. 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