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Show ' . rAGS TWO THE EVENING IIERAID, WEDNESDAY, MAEOI 31.1D25.- 'I Ml ' . EDIT E NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS j ' PIPPUNG : THE EVENING HERALD . ENTERPRISE-ASSOCIATIO- S- - N -. BSOCUTIONj- . .;..;. ..... ......... .w ........ o io cow for tne, current .' LNto JtP atw a,k ." Scolders; don't differ much in the matter of scolding. Few deserve punishment under the penal code fonfommon scolds human bat petulant scolding is oae of 4he.most.univers4LQl chronic all we are admit or it it we know traits." Whether critics of our fellows. Perhaps there is some truth in. the expression, "we love each other for our faults.' . Cartoons and eomic strips are given to gross exaggeration especially as regards the martial state, but where is there a happily wedded pair whic h is not scolded into married bliss? Of course they are interfiled as helpfuHuggestions ferid household hints, but those remarks about bill, cigar ashanes; late dinners and delayed dinners, and other conjugal unnoticed and of family are everyday but examples noyances scoldings. Our neighbors" alone are aware of their presence. The statistician affords us rare opportunities for giving vent to our natural propensity for complaining. How the when the men scold the women for their extravagances and for cosmetics was what announces spent revenue bureau silken hose in the preceding year and what a babel is set up are by the wives and mothers when the tobacco statistics broadcasted. A new source of scolding is the automobile. charge the motorists with, forcing the world into the pedestrian for bankruptcy and automobile owners scold r as reasonable.,, something just I ; APRIL t)f our that 1 ? . -. prtce.-valiie, 5 pro-;nu- ii population-who- ie 42 - of bowels, much tobacco, or dietary, lamia or to rnnairiorp tireventab e and for Intimcretions.. ni"nifioria ' -- which there has been a curative for thirty years takes the to .work, Too great application larffpst toll 6f death amona children of any five common com- - with lack of .adequate vacations, Is another frequent source of trouble. t municable diseases. receive their injuries These are matters which are easily Of all crippled adults, one-thion examination, and may during the first six years of life and a very Isjrge percentage revealed in general, readily adjusted. So be, , are needlessly handicapped. behooves all at forty men and One hundred pf r cent of all merrtal defectives are recog-- It women alike, to take stockTf pres; i.Izable during the first six years of life. -is no wonder that Child Health ent conditions and of prospects for are unnecessary . ' . rd t Says Mr. Hoover: "It future health. Day 'has '.taken hold of the imagination of the nation. .The In those of you who are just double will j,(.trl for it was so great. Each year, the results "turning forty," the seeds of degenr nljtil it bas- become a national habit, an almost subconscious eratlve disease may be already at impulse, to remember the child wisely, constructively,' from work, but It may be possible to de the day that parents are born until the day their children stroy the seed, or render 'the soil Lewme parents, that is, always.! Then no words of any one insusceptible. A careful physical rnn or woman will be necessary in defense of the nation's examination now may yield you better health, and add years to. your w ill that its children shall be, well." ; . - . life. ft ,. rri jirt'hi'tra. : wiarlts lucidity." ' . . , .. Bring your keys in any time this week -- By CHARCE? !tA r f. STEWART r - - child aH about the machinery of government. 1 It's 00 fxhibition here In artnal tlon, which makes' it realistic aiid "interesting. I try to make the most of It for my daughter's benefit. I take he around to see how ibworlw. It's pretty vivid to her. For her. age, she's quite a musician. The other evening I got home lit the, to find her improvising, pjnuo. As she proceeded, 8he explained the pieee to me. Otherwise I. wouldn't- have understood it "so teach- greaiplac;t v i - :." ". '. : :, AVE ' ' : Associated Alumni Of BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY v "THE FIRESOFST' JOHN: Suderman ' From the bass end of the Instnv ment' came a dignified rumbling 4 no meaning to it, seemingly, but sonorous. It ws prolonged urn 11 It grew rather tiresome "That," oIk served the child, "is the Senate." Then ensued a lifisk but cionf used clattering, alljip oM down' the keyboard, occasiohaily piiuctuatcd; hy sharp' whncks,'' afrof-- a gnvej. "Hou; of Reirtentatives.t J"But thoo "Some gentleman's time whacks? has expired," rejoined my daughter. "Have you caught that burglar Now a jnarch-solem- r luncreal yet?" from some "No," replied the detective; "we borrowed, T nsiect, earlier composer," though I don t haven'caught him. But we've-go- t to feel hlmogieared that he doesn't care know enough about music to show himself when we're certain. At any rate, it was the Su ' Tbnt was'oltviotis. around." The music ceased. Silence, y "Is that all?" I asked. A" good neighbor Is one who feeds "No," said my' daughter, "we're on his own flowers and at the best part now. This is the vegetables. White House." There is many a pin, says N. J. Knight, that.ca$$'ies more responsi- 1 bllity than'a hffhkt)resldent. ' Under direction of Professor TiEarl Pardee' Presents Theta Alpha Phi Players in ' vTi - - A drama in. 4 Acts ; Percy: I had a hot date last V night. .' ' l. .." Cecil: Test Percy! Every time I kissed her I' singed my mustache. ' Jl9 N. UNIVERSITY oir well. ? MadsenGleani nriier. iNWaiatngtonVa service ' ' ' i- - r i rx. WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY ' CoDlegeHall March 3! c Tickets April I .Call 62-for Tickets 35c-50- : Shave at the HEJANiarlieilioi) AVE CATER TO MEN ONLY preme-Court,- . 4 Barbersn dutrtilwayr RUSSELLS'S BARBER SHOP Center -19- 0-West TOM SIMSTSAYS KHJ., 405.J Meters, Los Angeles -- Noon, dunce orchestra; 6:30 p.m., Definition of a football game Be cnreftil about how you look in iilMreu'M program; 7:45 m., Twenty-twp. nice young men entirely fd a mirror. Looking too much is health talk, Dr. Phillip M. Lovell; surrounded by mauliu's. liable to discourage you. S ' ' KFI, 407 Meters, Los Angeles, V. Never, admonishes E. Peck, Ilonnd dogs sit around and howl 5:30 p. w., e:Jt p. ui 7 i. m., believe a woumn when she says she at the mooa. but calamity howlers is- - "done with men," a man when p. m., 10 p. ,w, progrmsis. KLX, 508 Meters, ,Oak:uatl 7 p. he vows he Is through with . wd- - sit around and bowl at nothing. meaor-a-derit- tk ewsJrroudcaatL when he sayslt ;The weather seems to lie perfect KNX. 337 Meters. Hollywood wen't hiirt.' ohly during those months having a 11 a. tn.; nature taik.'TUeiidore Payne; 7 p. m., 8 p. iu., p iu., 10 A stitch in time saxfes nine. "It pays V Muthem. To mend your clothing ere 'tis p. m., programs; 11 p. m., Many a TKoman standing in front nut Grove orchestra. ; tattered, KGW -- 491.5 Meters, Pou.law! And' yet we seldom mend our ways of a shop window has merely stop Usual features'; 12 :30 p. ui., 6 p m Till thev are pretty badly shat-- ped to reflect tered. ' programs ' and concerts; 7 p. ni Monday was wash day once. Now Portland Council of Chnrchei: 7.43 p. m., Catholic Truth S It was washday on the Vineyard 'V is the day .on wnien we have-4li- garage man put the auto back8 p. m., vaudeville. farm. "I wonder what we'll have for gether. ;KFOAv 454.3 Meters, SeattU- 'Usual feaures; 13:30 p. n., Young dinner," iaid the farmer boy. If a man's face is his fortune Men's Businesa Club luncbeou ; 3 ju "I never ate any,", said Irene, t m., women's clubs program; 6:15 p. his city cousin on a visit, "but Aunt Mme of us are In debt, Hester is cooking a big pot full of m., children's story. " old clothes. Collectors purchase about $55,000 worth of specimens every time a Another Blgn of age Is for people Don't throw ft new postage stamp Is issued by any to begin telling you how young you . look. country. . yout olq hat , , ' : each year, it . die from cent Toklo, Japan, is nearer the west-preventable per has Seis tune estiof Alaska em is loss extremity causes. The waste occasioned by this preventable attle, Washington. . at a billion dollars. mated ' causForty thousand school children die each year from medical management may mean life are which" es' preventable. itself. They may be' the result of ten each year, There are 400,000 9cases of typhoid fever dead teeth, infected tonsils, neglect lack of exercise, too the per cent of which are fatal, and 75 per cent of these cases . Child Pantomime Government With I New Piano Times v -- KPO, 428.3 Meters,. San Francisco Usual features; 1 p. in., Seiger's Falrinout IIoM orchestra ; 2 JO p. n., matinee ;' 3 :30 p. ia. t'alace Ho' tel orchestra; 5:15 p. m., children's .. ious. States ieatanrO sjorleai e:30 p. BTNONTMS f Cost. , eipendt-- i ant "orchestra; T p. m.i Seiger's or worthy charge, enk-nsechestra ; 8 p. in., rshricc progrum ; ture. 10 p. m, Cabljla Cufe orchestra; WORD STUDY : "Use a word 11 .p. ., BalRtead's Let three times and It is yours." KGO, 801 Meters,, Oakland Usuus increase our vocabulary by masal features; 11:30 a. m., concert; tering one word each day. Today's I it. m.. Hotel St Francis orchestra ; beof atate word: LUCIDITY the underMood TJt) .p. m., boys' talk j 8 p. m, ing clear or readily ; 10 p. m., Paradise Gardens OFTEN Here ar a few facts whiiV should cause every citizen to cooperate with fhS, President' and the agencies back of " TOMORROW " :.. . W.I.Gordon. MISUSED: OFTEN "WORDS Don't. ay ."I loanedhim Are Say lent." MISPRONOUNCED DIpMlieria. Pronounce Note the "AW OFTEN MISSPELLED I Precoc- President Coolidze writes to Secrehe that so every year, highly regards the day Health AssoChild American of the Hoover, president, tary in child interest heed for general ciation, to emphasize the ;' By 1 r.hiM Health Dav. thr 1,500,000 been estimated ; But duels today are quite passe, , 'Tls war of wits instead. Sheiks have a "tine" almost divine That knocks the girlies dead. ON THE AIR IN ENGLISH j. Health Day MniniiAi . DAILY. LESSONS Will be given away to the one who got . . - i the lucky key. ; VTbe buddfes feauty:' dttei Vii& out t be tfca wall flower of the ntm- - -- ff rs Of nde - -- i People ', Stimetimea the optimlsta hare to A oppertnnitf to herte than borrow the nuibrelUa carried by ' a found one, thinks Tern York. '. the peaalmlata. . Htf conservation.-- - CAT cans-contalni- OF SI I5SCR1TTION '"rirrier: nerTERMS mouth ... ....... ,vV.....; 5 moL . : Trli-lb"n- ................. Jfon-owne- OFFICE I rKvuNwi hv M Deiivered by carrie.!", per year, in advance 30 year: In ndvanc -- 1 tebveroo Of w outside Utah county, per year. Ii States, mull by inivpifd .advance " The . Business Office Telephone . . . All advertising U o'clock, a. m. mul-- - First Man : "I see yon advertised for a man to retail canaries"-;- ' Owner i "Yea,' art yoa a 'salesman!"' , First Man : "Oh, no, I lust had a curiosity t find ont how the little Wrdtrtest -- 4hetf jtails IrilhfCfirji ptace." , v titude, and seldom do i aee the faces of human beings who are stewed. - The men aee are atrictljr aober, their con- -' If yod are aH riht, yon Till think duct gives no evidence of brimming brown ale of October; of tangle foot or Old Stone Fence, They're on their toes njort people are. and blithe and chipper, with vigor they propel their shoes, A downaute fanner waa driving and when they're drinking f rom a dipper the dipper isn't orer an ancient .gravefull of booze. I read at times that vice increases, that bis harrow When asked why he via doyard. drunkenness grows worse each year, that, booze consum- ing that he aaid he waa 'culttmlng ption never ceases, since men are barred from harmless beer. uld aitjualntancea, v. -- I read of 4i- thoary dotards blinking their ters cool, I read of little children drinking their toddies as little' Girl: Mother, what did they go tOchooETThe social queen absorbs her flagon of you do when a boy flrat kissed yon? Mother; Kerer mln ancient Scotch withJinkUng ice, andveryspringaJd has, little Girl (later) :I did the jag on, who haply may possess the price. Oh, all those tales make bitter reading, they strike all optimism dumb; sufliOSlng, mother. my brow is dark, my heart is bleeding, considering the Father, when 1 graduate I'm go- Demon Rum. But as I walk I mildly wonder where those literary bent- and besotted write for money.' a not aescnear are inmic thunder iou irequenuy they "Well, aoh, you ought to be sucthose men who drink so wildly would show effect of bootcessful. That'a nil you've been doleg ryes, and they would shock, to put it mildly, the vision ing since yon started to college.1 ' ot all moral guys. You would expect to see them weaving The Old and New about the town on wobbly limbs, poor scof flaws, worrying when knights were and grieving all truly righteous Sunny Jims. Where are In days of old, bold, ' the law defying smarties who quaff illicit beers and ales?,, And wore such stuffy armor, Where are the soaks, the pickled parties, of whom we read eujjh horrid tales? J look around but do not find them, the They'd fight a duel (Ah, we, 'twas cruel) 1 see are straight and clean; they leave no broken na-For hand of some fair charmer. 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It s wortt! more money to you to pay for the best Seeds ' in March thanto find out your mistake too late in August. v In this store you wilM4nd the best grades of Seeds for vegetables and at reasonable prices. Quality is a certainty here. s s' flower-garden- ' All of our seeds come loose so you can ' you want. A. National French Cleaning Co. ' " Buy the Best Seeds Also a large line of Garden Tolls, ivivwers, rouury ouppnes, etc. IB amount buv,any ." w kubber , HoseVn Wilford Perry ON TURNING FORTY' do they occasion great ' ineouvenience otactual Memorial Institute. pi In in the beginning. So the On "ui-uiuforfy" mosf of us eiirly stages of degenerative diseasnre emitted to heaxe siub of relief ed are p,sed by unnoticed. At this .cuerpur escape from the dangers of tage, merely our reserves are thi diseases of cUiidnood, 'udoles-(vn- i tn,- ami correction of our t.'uuA e.nr.'.r. ...ntult,;, life,.. Rut. as a matter of fact, we rarely give wlrve, and add years of useful life. it a thought, for at forty the pre Tj.Mf.of.ten we proceed on our heedVe are in the less path, until "pulled up short" by ent is midst of life, in our prime. audful. som catastrophe, such as a stroke, with our Jnwines's, onr a nervous breakdown, an attack of i ly owupled tinmja, anit mir fnnillips, s'lirt- b"ve Uwt-failuor..pt angina-- pectoris. not time' to spend wntcnipliitinjE. These are really tragedies in more paft or , future, dungers. But; on senses than one, since they maj be avertedlf we heed such crossing the divide," it bAooves us to "stop, look and listen." for the warnings' as iitimbness.- - tingling' or a n ex trem l ty wakjies8-ljru '.ttuiTly to determiiiSTlvhftrffe liuy suffificril'atfentioh'" .16 Insomnia or fome through, how. we are, and fatlgite, or give due consideration whither w .'lire, going, v t(t the shortness or breath or slight ; matter bow ward path,-ngentle discomfort Vexperienced over the the slope, is beset with new dangers. heart during physical stress. In reality, in descending, we face jAlthotigh they appear to do so. an entirely" new set if diseases. these catastrophles rarely come out It is a law of nature that deter-- . of a clear sky, They usually strike ioration follows ni'ntndtx,.",.Vascu-- : t ersons with moderately advanced )ut. ncrvpus and other changes at- disease, which has developed withtack ns, and induce" degenerative out their" notice. Although ' they tffocesses which nlthnh reir inrri to may lie symptomlessTlhe early stag our. nndolng..- - Tliese..' degenerative es oman.degeneratlvedlsetses " changes- are niseiy to . begin may bj thorough phjr-fkanil sve Arc too preoccupied examination, and may be at the stage when proper to, note or heed trJfliug changes. M. I'.y Leonard (5. llowntree, "linlc ; Member Gorsjas Mayo HeaFY o urn 0me Itrely i g . WITH re ly BauHttlL-fiXfoxd- a n s KUTOlIATICSLliY) The-dowri- AND ENJOY CALIFORNIA COMFORT . insid-loiml- ul ." I"''1 X.'"'"" t KM ' ttontx -- tie. , TUP nnki rrr ww wvv"" .11. . . ttui hi' OwLrf' x.A -- ' ' ' ra 1 1 I ' HERE , |