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Show f AC3 1 TWO THE gVEyiKG HERALD, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 1926. 1 Tl .'jLY eh :to?jals 'HEWS. FEATURES ! PRESS COJ.iAlEfoT 1f RIPPLING 1 WALT RHYMES 3 MASON - HELPING HAND her life'sw .1 Came the beggar, Jumping Jennie, THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper MEMBEB KEWBPAPER EJiTEHPHTRB ASSOCIATION MEMBER UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION -' Wis H. fiornlbrook nri 1UUU1 inu ilABCU -- a'fflic- - by , II KPO, 42&S H4era, 8a uanntr jusmusua ....v..,. ....VtT Editor A ta tb JkHMlshe kl i eek!y in I860: daily 1 192S. ,Kb UmiA bulldtn. BO South First West street Prota. Utah, ever evenim, except Saturday, And Sunday morning. Delivered by earrlef to Proo, la ly.kt Viaw, yjUiyr, Orem, rrdva Bench, sad pleasant View, on.. Telephone S3 plaints Of whatever aature shonld be made .fintwr4 (dan matte ttHhe potff ic U Pro?o, Utokw - 7",;3 j 'ifvncpipr-- '11" rrandaco I CAT l r ' M. . It. x " d esU" 4 4 ) KPO-ayerr- ifr - - . if " - iagy-toundl- y t1- - - , - jr-- a J lying-dead- twen-ty-fiv- ' Tf ; je rr, 1 - .sa ragainJa slack! sheMl den in her squalid shack. When she comes along to tell rbentra ; 6 :30 p. m., George W. Lnd- a t t BuMnesa Office Telephone . W Baya :55 p. bl. you how she needs a buck or bone, she could doubtless bar CdUMai fiooau. ritj.hone iievra, etc. ; 8 p. m "Kathleea Ma- and sell you if the ghastly truth Wereknown '"Onc, wmrneen,'' by PTERMS OF BirBSCBlPTIOM I said, "a bo came drifiingpTnygTOn . i , ,v' Jrt ercheatra. fcr Carrier, ber mouth twtiTnd and he asked me for a shilling, he was starvinsr, fate was a Broltaw ......... ... 14.40 harsh. He was tired, he said, and ailing, he'd no place to KtX, 608 lletera, Oakland 7 p. rj.1 la dane .... IVUvfod PT Carrier, ' 3.5t newa. ( eonnrr. kf rear. 1b advance b Uail to, ctah n,ivri lay his head, and he'd die ere morning, "failing to consume ! KXX, 33 Metera, .Hollywood Ix?liTred br maU id United 4Jies, outside Utah county, per year, 4 breads Oh I ahobe 4i) a cimt ad vShrO I ; . i . Ti 777. iVTTi- -. tii7l1l i n rri ft rr.Tr Vmw- features - n a. a., - nature coldly-ac- of f jneer-in- r talk; 7, 8, 9 p.m4pro6rjlii;ll p. laaue" luuat' W U iofTalerTbM aellihgjiim current" the tut copy" sdwtislnf all .at his bleaknd plaintive cry.1 When the night fell ni.v West orchestra, ! rvtl a'cluek. . . winds Were wakingand the atormiiend rudely jsped And-th- ey KHJ.;X5XMeterv-LoAngeles Uanal features; 12 m., dance found, when daywas breaking, that poor pilgrim All 'Pittsburgh high school girls 2:30 p. m., musical pro Might Be Worth While mate And his sightless eyes accused me of a cheapness v have promised not to smoke. The movement exists, It is said, to A natlon-wJ- d low and base, and his plea came back and bruised me when etaa ; :30 p. in., French lesson; Pittsburgh factory chimneys hare 7:30 bl, children's boor; years the "lifetime" of all laws enacted.- - This was I viewed his stony face. He has haunted me t seasons p.Care reformed. odtu yet Body,-.tfik ot M. PiUlB revealed recently when a similar suggestion .was made by ever since that bitter night, and no more I think up reasons Lovell ; 8 p. t Owensmouth cham- Governor Mobre, of Hew Jersey, to the legislature of that for refusing bed or bite.'; Better lielp a hundred fakers ber of commerce, Bammond: I can read toy wife state, that all statutes cany time limits by which they may than turn down one honest soul who would purchase at the KFIr 407 Metera,r hot ; Anielea- - UMabook---- -:30 baker's 5 be repealed after they have served their purpose. p, m.f' Bamboo Garden orches JHaUetiW. bet yott can't abut be that It may The governor in his inaugural address said that "to. read Jumping Jennie is a faker, as you say, but she'll always tra ; 7 p. UniTersity of Southern her' up as 'easily. CnUforoUr 8 p. in;, Wesson orches 44.,...,...,,. "all the laws of the United States would take eight years and draw a penny when she comes along my way." . tra; 9 p. m., musical program; 10 fuaye an accident?" asked the four months, reading eight hours each day including Sundays fellow who arrived at the scene of p. in., program. aims its asserted, sponsors and holidays." The movement, heJMarciiMnd 491.5 MeterSr PorttoB- d- a4 automobile wreck too tetejo be KOW, "to remedy this condition by shortening lawrathat laymen a. m., music, weather, news, house- or, any neip. : By EMMA LEE BOWN v 7-can grasp them. o;Tthanks,' replied the Tlctlm 7 hold 7er 6 12:30, m helps p. concerts; ' taw publications the V. S. 9 Years Third Grade, B. Y. U. Training School" f he picked himself tip, "J're Jnst Jay B. R. Smith, editor of4ormerassistant-secretary-o7:30 p. ro.. weather, markets, newa; ' ' f . The March""wmdotniownoTtakes away the snow": S p. m., lecture, Catholic Troth So hd one." CorporatioaHjf of the of one the plan, promoters New of state blows It birds about our the and the Jersey, - the sky sends hats away up ciety, Mid that 34 governors of states have responded favorably to - nign. KFOA, 454.3 Meters, Seattle 10 .Friends, remarks Joseph Hinck a. nave u commerce lasen up. ot m.f home helps; 12:30 p. m., ley, are queer people who think you 140 chambers and it B. Glen Men's Business Club; 8, 4, should take more exercise. act was Young "A general repealing proposed by O, windtyo9 make the funniest sights 5 :13 p. m.r programs, act "" Mr. J'This Smith. declared N.VJ.." Westfield. nf blew March One " tour Feev out the lights. ship, I night you nrnviHes for the autoihatfc rerjeal 01 ail statutes wnen mey YOU on't have to tell have been on the books 25 years and is intended as a prelimin- One night you made the windows go tap, tap, tap, How you live every day; LESSONS DAILY a And I knocked back with a You need Dot rea veal ary to a proposed amendment to state constitutions fixing rap, rap, rap. sta- all of maxilmunflife legislative the IN 7 ENGLISH If you "work or you play,-1 quarterenturyaa F6r a trusty barometer's " - ; v tutes." Marrirwindiyott send the kites up high ; j Bg W. L, Gordon . .. ;Alwaya In place The idea might be worth considering. That there are They look as if theydtouch thesky. Howerer you 11 vo too many laws, considering those that have been in effect so WORDS OFTEN MISUSED It, will show In your face? O, wind, you are long that their original useiumess has Ifr't ay - the mnrdered was hung Under situation. the plan I always thot you very bold. agreed by those in touch with the aay naugea." The truth or deceit E-- Jr MISPRONOUNCED : proposed thousands of. archaic, and nnjotorgMtatgOflg. O F IrfdeHr-yotri ttni.H form on the under the beads are out. laws found the If would be wiped on tha law books Slough (muddy place.) Pronounce They wlU not stay inside of liiciuno businoHs from or rroftsand if not," their to be still necessary, they may be shut,; the ou as in "found." ;When once given a start Sinews OFTEN abolition would be m the nature ot improvement in simpuiy-in- g INCOME TAX MISSPELLED: and blood are like Psychic. ;i No. 6 SINONIMS i SubtlejHirtfuL cun Thin veUs of lace the present labyrinth of laws that, to the layman, baffles inn1 rtnf htl nnmnu In f.ii tcfd -- admits he's a anaff addict let, Senate Denies Using iwao (Arangs to say, the snate snuft box Snuff Though Box Is empties Itself regularly.- Sine the dawn ol America's Empty In. Two Weeks history as a very uatJov a page has bee assigned, at the beginniiig ef every STEWART By CHARLES sestsioir, to keep the box. stoket. Bp - . . . . with Copenhagen aauff. - - NBA- Service Writer. U Inay not be a arduous a Job WASaiXGTOX-O- B Jedse .The dinner la nearly ilwayt good one end ol the lit 1826 as It Vfai in IT St but about if the pptfte aad dlcestion are,-- " against the wall, it ery two weeks tt still has to be rice pmddent's itMtrnm la the . United State4 senate chamber. Just ! attended to. io many folks make, tht news alongside . a door leading oat Into i t .. . ... , " all then set mad with ths newspa- - the eadtors lobby, a box of snuff Snuff doeeaf evaporate. ,, : ; v . p for printing ; One of things must be true; , mioses. 'H'ht worry about th cost of coal Nobody can remeotber when that 1 Either somo of the . wiB the aubarrlptidn brtce to Snb box no, not that particular box; but senators do take an presently,-'tfecahioaal newspapers remains so low t dif a box of snuff wasn't to be found pinch, despite ttelr desiala. -- 1 MarU "' "JubJJ, John, get up, th there.- .4 Or liiei-- ' :' " gti ia leaking At a seriate lntitnrlon, probably The capitoTs haunted by the J "Aw Johi pnt a pan under It It dates back to the time when John ghosts of senators of long ago, Wbo . t come te bed." Adams called the first senate to cOBttnne to help themselves out ef 'order.. Sefialors . aoiteT7iewrUf that aauff box. - v . ' snuff then. It was fashlon- : IVmm OM Ruu lI took bte- Tb license annual fee for an DXr. ftd lira. , ante In Japan is more than $300 and 7 fartnerly living Int Chicago, hare NoW not senator can be found gasoline sells for 40 cents a gallon. . inbred, Jo .i Jiome. in ,GepeTt jjear tae court house which they have receutiy porchaaed. From the El , , gin, lit, Daily New. - D II 1 P- - X 1 laual ISeatnrea; 8:1 handed her a penny that I couldn twell "pclill. .afford. "Do not waste it," I besought her, "do not blow it arta t Bonr, radio; b;o p. hl. Mger in for gin," and I watched her from me totter with a' sad State orchestra; T BW atrin quartet; and seedy grin. "It is vain to help her sonny," said my orcbeatra; 8 p. m., pert Toroao;" 10 p. neighbor, Snyder Snooze; Vshe will go and spend the money! for a pannikin of booze. Also It has beeri reported she has JiOO, 861 Meter, Oakland t'u- - 'tiona bored, and I. it ONTIIEM J- - f VASKIx'GTO:i H2VS W .CilJ. ..L.. a . fe ! i oll. doughnut,-pretzel,-pie-orr- " J IliDjH . New-Yorkj-a- nd r . -: THE FIRST MESSAGE ''..T .'. , . -- '. , 1 . passeaT-asgensraii- V- -- 0 wul understanding. tu-- ' v ace Bus Line8 vs. Street Cars" Frequently, tucked away in the more obscure columns of the press, is found notice that another town has abandoned its street' railway; The number of these must be getting And now Canada seems nrettv laree in the United-Stateto be following suit 'An item just hotieed sayst that St. Thomas, Ontario, has run its last street car over an ejectric line which was built in 1898. There were $50,00.0 worth of bonds wpfcfrthfc city guaranteed, and which are still to fall due in 1928. The city took over the lines under a mortgage in' 1902 (doubtless much to the company's relief) and has lost s. - 1 4 about $900,000 smo?JlmlJtimelt MHevedawujmall. " number of "street railway companies would gladly be purchased or even "seized" by the cities in which they operate. At least there is a disposition on the part of street railway managers to let municipalities meet the exigencies of chang- day.-Tod- Tile t Trill ver In Mm 1025 itiiiKf return for the year nil ltenw of croNK incmm apwlfied Via the cum at a SWrekeei ef, grwn tncOSie'usuiiliycoUSlatit of gross irofit'g en wales together with Income from other wmreesTThe mimt show the gmn (tales, pur- chiiHeH, jmA oxt of (joo3W. The IirofcHKlonul man, lawyer, dootor, dentlstmuiit JncludeU' fn- mid by-to- n recerved-froihtuj.uii- ued proieeHionni aervicea. rne farmer mnst report as gross income, the proceeds of .sales or ex'ihange of products raised on the 'farm or :rz::. whether' purchased by him and reconditions.--j:;,..:::;.;:" ing The street car seems' to be going the way of its prede- sold. ; lie must report eIko gross from all other sources, such cessor, the stagecoach. In St. Thomas, the motor bus line is income as or profits from the sale rentals demand We the in time when are living the taking its place. of farm binds. for rapid transit has become a necessity, both' in economic Net upon which the tux is and industrial progress. There are a multitude of new towns assessed,income, is gross Income less certain and cities which will never know what a street car line looks deductions- - for ..business, expenses, like; they are beginning their municipal careers with bus tosses, bad debts, contributions, etc. To take full advantage of the de lines. ductions to which entitled taxpayers should read carefully the Instruc- ? . Spring-Win- d By GEORGE WHITAKER OUT OUR Third Grade, B. Y. U '"The Spring wind is blowing, -, And it has stopped snowing; - So the miller may grind his wheat. ' The robin will sing, His message of Spring j And be glad to get out in the heat.. the jei r W2T the tmsinexn nmn, pru-- ning; crafty, designing, sly. WORD STUDI : "Use a word linms and it is ouiA-Le-t it'r'd to bnp Korm 1040, riX'udleK of whether his net lucerne was or us increase bur vocabulary'ay's by maih one word each wus iioi ;n excess-ji- f $,"i,(K)0, -- The tering word: DISPENSATION; the act of Smaller form NMOA-.Iused for' re distribution. "I shall porting income of $5ifK or lesst de- distiensing; not ask- dlspeiisntion in behalf of rived chiefly from 8nlnt;l or wnges. Fornm luive liceu mnt to pdrAia my people." wno last year nied ret urns "ot im come. Failure to recelrp a form, however, does not relievb the from hU tn'fjle a retnnr and y taxwithin tnc In Chicago, a maniac ran wild In time preHcriiied, on or liefore March a taxi. This, however, shouldn't' be t 15. 1926.fV)I)les of the J minrhB considered unusual there. " from ffice of "wMUkSo Bandits robbed (20 in an Illinois of Internal revenue and brunch of fices. The tax majr be m'd In full rondhmise. Real bandits, not Just at the time of filing; the return, the owners of the roadhouse. or in four equal, installment!--- , due on or before Jlairch 15, June 15, While blowing a Danville," 111., safe, yeggs started a $90,009 fire, Septemlier 15 andDeceuuer 15 . so they should be warned to be ' ' more carefuL POOR HUBBY TWoidora Is that specialist help- 7 News from Turkey. They have ing your wife to regain her voice, announced that the war this week old nmn? will be with the Kurds. Sheldon Unfortunately, yes. The Turks have a long waiting Spring's about ten expectations list.' They are months behind with and nine disappointments away now- - the nations wanting to fight; them. - ' TOM SIMS SAYS tax-iwy- e law-break- en What you wear In yourlieart - You muat( wear op your face. ti your life Is uhselflsh,-ah- d For others you liver For hot what you get, - , But how much you can give; If you live close to God In Ills Infinite grace You It don't nave to tell it,- shows In your face. . . f -Every telephone call is aa echo ef the f irst message. For whether' it is the physical presence or the listening ear that is desired, the impulse that lifts the telephone receiver is, i wmr you. . rwhen if comes to mending his ways, mun " Fifty years have passed. Today there are 17,000,001 telephones tnjthr United States, lying voice to human breaks need, as Bell's rude transmitter did then.--Firout in the night; invade a home; sickness strikes at a family circle. "Come here, I want you," is the summons, and the telephone speeds it on the way. Business of importance demands the decision of one who is on thrlaTside oftlhe eoriuIent.-!'Cm- e here, Xwaat TIv you, is the summons again, and at if by magic, a person-- 1 ality is projected through space, questions are asked, answers given, problems solved by telephone. . - y '"'"'' ,' VyTR. WATSON, come here; 1 want youl" exclaimed Alexander Graham Bell on March 10, 1876, 4ur. an of experimentation, and over wire con afternoon tng nectjng two rooms, the young tsiUtant heard the wcirdt the first spoken sentence to be so transmitted. " , -- ;j;';f.r must be hts owh carpenter. firt-tin- be likes-- says-wh- ut o Bell-Syst- wjll hear a great inany things he dislikes. ; VMtor In county Jail: "What terrible crime has this man com- - - nuttedr m One' Policy .One Systsm Warden "Hfdldn't omfctt any crime at all, he was going down the street a few days ago and saw one nlan shoot another, and. he Is held ' material witness." iVisito,: "And where is the man wh committed the murderf" Warden: "Oh, he's out on bail." ! m Unirenti '. Service The Mountain States Telehone and Telegraph Co. "The DJay ended, hannllv." tp- ' ently wrote, a local ritlc.--Wha dlfferoncejt. comma can make! -- WAY-- RY T WilliAMS , ' ; - . WZ 'H :rr . I . fTl - LOTS A NAWFUU vnoqh: makltT -- i"' BuT Pi.WCt."T IOAFJ J CozttsT Place J U wuxtvEf? ' . f f tS"' "Ti-t- iS oT Caul. I " "A I IH - lftl I N. v A' rSBEaillllllZIIIEIIECHlllllESHIllHIMIHUBII A Our Equipment I sM p d ern In lr. Sunshine! ,Old Sol has no With our equipment," which ' is modern in to- - give service- - that-- is able r.very way, we are ' " s It is eoffek contentment.' "fduOf-r -- ; v - And it's all because of C - . monopoly on the business of spread' ing sunshine. Once M-J"starts purring inthe pot it- -" isn't long before the "sun sy side" of our dispositions' is not hows up. For M-J' coffee- " tnerely ' Every Way appreciated. Nothing has been left out of our Funeral Home that can add comfort' or con- - ' a iz venience. The Slumber Rooms afford the privacy of one's own home, making it possible for the r' wr m w oi f.! .U . V- flavor cf i M-J-- a tich.'full-fledgedT- " that's characteristic Because no other coffee has it in the same de gree, no other coffee can da the same sunshine-jo- b for youasM ) family to be alone.. We are able to take our ser-- : vice anywhere, for distance makes little difference io us with our motor cars. W-- r M-J-- B. , J ' B r- meets evtry taste in. 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