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Show THE EVENING HERALD. TUESDAY, MARCH 2. 1926. NEWS 'FEATURES PRESS COMMENT i- RIPPLING v THE EVENING HERALD ? RHYMES An Independent Newspaper ' NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE .ASSOCIATION MEMBER I'MTKD l'ltESS ASSOCIATION Z ItEJlBER . ,- , ' , Publisher War H., Hornibreok . N. Gunnar Rasrousoo Editor f.,Cty - Established m weekly In 1H5S: aa a daily '.B"192i Publinked in the UeraUl betiding. 80 South First West street. Provo, Utah, every evening and Suum morning. IVUvered by carrier In Provo. except featarday, ' Lake Tlew, Tlagylfyrmnn. 1'rovo Bench, mid ricaanlA-le--JJco- ft mason -- The OFFICE Vou've noticed cu CAT- . aome-tUin- . " ...,.... -- . - - fe -- Five-thirt- p3U8takctrTheory - mm.:-,,- j .. rl neighbiij-hoQ- over-educate- j jf Leo-pol- -- . btwl:ucaitKl-o--pein-wherit'ou- him-seff- 1 v" . . - ingJwi!!" WwlfrW PASSING THE BITK whether mar- the with "Yi's, to in us live enable harmony to nuperf aaldt mofhen "the tal training biily Vhh n t'hd(tma8 lirexent from velbus new world that the scientists are creating for us. I be nngels." 11' . chief of Jhejvorld'3 troubles do not come because "Well, mama." eald come because wiekedne or inbred evil. They v, of deep-seate-d MARCH we lay him awiiy carefully-anso many1 people do not know how to thinL And aneduca- KPO. 42.H.3 Mi'tcrs, Sun Fnuici don't uhc Llm, cim't we give him- lo .M that 1 p. m.. elfte next 'briatmau?" tionrat bottom; is nothing more or less than a training Sciycr r- - wmtebody ruirt fi'afiin-' ". shows one how to think how to use his mental powers, how clM'setrat 2 iM.jp. in., uintinee; 3s3W v KInnd; Hardware. to reason thines out. how to figure out problemstor himself p. ml, fashion iio)cm; 5 : 15 i. iu.. no wiser ONE OFTEN I 0? LOWS THE inatPftrf of afcfDtinff blindlv the word Yhildrrn'H Imiir, stocks ; (i. ), in., ' ' ' OTHER i StiitoM orcht'stra; I p. ni.,' Scijjcr than himself. "Si said the nngry vlltor even to" here," or imnaical think clearly, proorchwrtra ;S- k iiu The ability " of course, the only hing we need. But iWs something that (framf 0 p. in., iIuikc music; 10 p. to thp reporter, "ivbnt d i y;u meaoi by inyertiflg the deris're expreaxion weLcantpossjblsLgetlong without. And we may attain it in.. StatesSiil tinhentm. --al tnk Mclcrx, KUO, affthe peopTt our (MuciTon'we'pSBflSr young only by giving fL'uturcc" S p. m., promi ; 4 p. " Aiipli:Ri:uce?' Greuf Scotf, Cn. The remark that "too much education" can cause crime in., St. Franciwnrchcstrii ; IS p. w., V)aa, Jsl just about at the apex of all the silly things that have been wn.te Applause. Boston Tnia v ".Hiit C;55 news, p. concert; is saying stock h. ninrlceTH. said in repent ..... :" - Scourge of Childhood become'onef 'thp'aiit6rn6oilc"in trfrtwst tm rears leg jWiiMtltmd, yia utt'thag any thgttt'sco"rea'f childrenMiseaseshat formerly took a heavy of the has f V ed - , v - r - - toll of child life, While science &m medicine have been contriving x of conserving thehild 'fe of the country, the automobile p.iu ., Hfflr :' '4 f. -- in., or rfire "What!" bajtVyon ...'-- : ,. - t'hrjstkn-fc'gistei- flies! mu nicable diseases of childhood was about seven times as - cllltl. :. .KFT. bigh4hat ..Meters.' Los Angeles--- I caused four times, as many deaths as did the motor vehicle; 10:45 a. m.,, cooking but in 1925, the number of deaths from all four diseases cora-- 1 m.. Oriole daure orchestra; 1 p. m., String Ensemble ; blried does not greatly exceed the death toll of the automo Synchrophase f iiMiuo uei?ciive bile; and the latter; now killa three persons .to diphtheria s siorieH;j.- omfp. m.rauio arusxs; p. '":'' 'two. . m.. String ensemlile;; 10 0, ml, These facta m?.ke3t more imperative for parents to teach -Marsh orchestra. their children the great danger- - them in the motor vehicle KFOA. 4W.3 Meters. 8enttle-l- U 7 ,' : t '', Patrick- ta and urge constant vigilance. - Jkinr5pflnsibility alsajests on the automobile driver who should use the utmost precaution, particularly in school districts. T Makrs. halt, Jiflur: -- 10:30 a. n., exercise for women; 12 :30 p. m., Uotary club ; .3 p: ni.. Wouicn's c:iilis; 4, 5:15 p, in., pro- - " By t LOOVtr D "x"A '' $" ' ; m t taoa tv l?;CDME. " , AKinvoo O PROMIS-LD-T- . TTAI i ChHlES Jp7sTEWAB.f NEA Service Writer. f r - waya cent. rjf ablouMKt Bomical colUr. - 5(k EACH 13 STYLES I the mi worlfsBWirtest, II roost comfort- - ! ' Q These twin worries may with "young Bob" himself. lt jhr- "JfT'- : "" - " " 7 2al jf-- " t'tA Jh'i.i ntfrit'VMX A,'- ' 'k - ' f i'Ju tft - H ST 1 :,.j - ". rfWy 'r' """! jflrw1'''ffIf .Hf''lk B Q B j 1 Hi j M ! 455 Mition-- Street. -, ql , Zfr" i t",,jvh4wff U ''TiTT r7 IB - two oLCJuiitJQes!workjof brands-g- oes of further lasts longer is the same to the very last it never fails. THE WORLD'S GREATEST 7". Mt6, FMOCARfTf T many other, spoonfuls ?.., ? . BACHING IPGbtMEB SALES BSvTBTTEmr -- A r' brokicx sowve - VAMBS't'lH SlKlGrth4 K, TOLD-l-i-l- ll, ilutll iKioiwcroow ?7 VsJfilU WO AiKTT StEM AT ME. Is 1 J 7 COCOA . oose. -l- Cocoa , COCOAMUT LooseCocoanut 2a TIMES THOS2 OF ANY OTlii.Il DHAND WEDNESDAY MORNING VEGETABLES Head Lettuce SPECIALS 1 5C Pork Steak or Side Celery ! 7 2 bunches Veal Stew . . Cabbage 40C Dates, "sweet . s 2'q FRUITS Prunes, sweet Rib Steak AEp , lb. ................ 3c '..C.i... 3c Carrots lb Pine- apple." 1$qz. can" . . . fcVU ftJtrfoTTSf4arge sweet, lb. . . , ; oz. can Veal . " " " w . eaeh r. Parsnips Hawaiian Sliced - g.w..,:...-...10- Qw v c " n- doze- .77 Lemons, .... .... . . . . dozen Bananas , SALMON Kippered Salmon," -- " ... --' . ,. i . ;.. , ...y.v-.- . ' . ,, : -- . ' V'y'J'''..-..w.faiMOTBm-i.r ' . . -- - ' , ' r SpMOAM SCHOOL,-- , , T ' ? : 25c -- . NUT-BUTT"- . - ER lb.- - 1 L-Jiil- .. Codi'isIIjllllQnf OUb bricks Nucoa - 1P -- ' - f ,' -- . ' " ; f 1 ... ..... ''"" - . f- ; '? .. .1., , . "- . : itfWwKt u.. ' .v-- " j - : :3c American full lb. LAli.& 55c ,r:s...... . ................ ' Mixe(l,-Swe- et ....... . ylC-crea- 'a m, ......... : Hindmarsh CASH AND CARRY MARKET : 4fi4 West Center We are open until 8:30 .o'clock Satnrday for SweetPickles 3 for r-- 5e HORSERADISH M. Touse Horse- radish. 20e nnd . J Jc 20c . cakes, lb. WHITE KING c White King Washing mach....-55: ine powder AZm 43C .. ,HUC brge pkg. PICKLES Dill Larjre 5c. Pickles, each Sb ' Jr.-s- 30c )b. cheese" I:!!-- . fp ."Ul IDC lbr,. ' ; - 10c :3c lb. '20 C Potatoes Fresh Ranch Eggs just in, 2 dozen al ........... 25c oaf, ..; ' slav-leic- d - ,- ;tel ":.rziz:: - - ' " fa ftf I''PlW I Heuseainthe B algnllltd,' ' -- BY WILLIAMS BOWS'VtoVN - ed to support your crisp, smooth Vaa Himself In Case . It doesn't hurt OUT OUR WAY COME. CM Starch Unotneed- Is Not' Keeping ttr P-S- 1 Baby Senator : s surpris-ll- t. ( From Swaddling Clothes to Trousers Outside the realm of fancy there is nothing in modern science so amazing as the rapid development of radio. It has jumped overnigMTronflwaddling cToTheTlntofonsers and in four yeai-- has passed through the field of adventure to a public utility of importaftceranda social force that permeates every part of our dairy lif e7irz:r"T7T"ZZc Large'v employed as a medium of entertainment in the beginning, it is now being used by the schools to educate, by .the police in apprehension of crirninals, for speedily' location of missing peoptej weather reports, guidance of ships, etc. : It ha3 enabled the President of the United States w svi ' 'dress approximately 'all th al relations have been brought closer, arid at home it has done much fo create a sense ot national solidarity, even in the ' . most remote settlements. ' - ple, clmn-Jiere- d .ci n a' man to be or lied about, providing he century at least, everylxidj-f- j uoesn't deserve it It is the desjrv-ui- g of it thut hurta. thoiiKht, - Itefore auotber 4uvr J hauling would be necessirry. But thn h AViUiaiH,dWniH,jaeax.Jtbe.?t'K,!f to an unexpected stop. strike two?" snupped tbe dear laiy In due course workmen viiiously. into- the tower and invesYou- did, my dear. It started to tigated. They, found, that the strike ten, but I stopped it to keep works of the clock bad 4"cu'. It from waking you up." clogged by tbousamfe of- - deatf flies. "They say there ae very few fe I Tiilie flies" said Hie work male detectives.'' -- men and Toubtfdjjie today Is still "Nothing surprising about that How would you like to be called a chuckling over 'Ihe'Joke. plain clothes woman?" .. taUcTTTlU " 8 )-t- Work, says Dick Klrkwood, was who were too 'uveiitvd uervoua to sit still. I i! ' ' r. - J I FLim Tini .;., In reality, "vonne Bob'' La Follet- MISI'SED : te ia thoroughly JlktuMe. a good felwho" does? that 1iai no swank, no airs, no "'side." commeuded.- - Say low, to 5 jQaick ..Quaker cook in minutes. That's faster thsa plain a right to . be Ills dfgnity can takeCare'of itself. toast. Don't deny yourself the nat- -' "deserves to lie." no haiidsprlngson Penn nral stimulation this rich food offer. t S MISPRONOI'NCEO: Ue'lilurnavenue. '' Bronchitis. as kl in sylvania Pronounce "Young Bob's" peril Is that hs i "kite." TBe mair who makes out electric friends will convince the country NOFTE- MISSPELLED "" bills seems, to use-aadding ma- that he s deadly dull which is very and minor. chlne aiid an' amplifier. farfromtbe-rth : Lord hath joined :et no man put asunder. About fifty years ag! the"'clock of St. StepSeii'j TonbrWge, whs rfeaatu, tip. and made ready to, riurjiuother 4(Tf , . religion' to sidlt Prisoner: Mhat the P.j - - : - nactalvik't (V - OFTEN DonTajT"6ne ' rw-ka- LONDON, ,,n; ...i WORDS - - Boli." WASHINGTON "Yeung : Bob' La T6Tre"tT?rTteTidrTnae' tbr-mi- s "You know, a sentimental song tukejfkeeplBg the "baby senator" " too much in a glass case. always moves me." seem to fear two things:; They Sweet Lets Home play lteftUyl That young;Bob" wilt lie Home." as just "his father's son:" look, .uu- 2TJiat. ha'U. S TIME T By W.L. Gordon said Tth young hu can't make your own you make?" - 405.2 jletera, Loa Angcfc'8 I'huuI fcutiires; 12 ui., program; from measles 1 than from more re deaths Were T4 jgjg m.. 2:3(t p. m:T triirdcn tulk; 6 automobile accidents ; in 1925 the death rate for the1 latter elillilren'H program ; .7:30 p. p. iu., exceeded the measles rate approximately seven, fold;? Ten lectnrev Dr.. JIara Bauui-gnr; 8 p.. in., Santa Ana Lions years agothe combined death rat efor, the four principal com- - - - IN - ' -- n .'gaulttl( vi I ' -- hats pr dresVieiv."SE''evraBfeStt w hat . in .the world can rTjirfssaSTrfi t 11. KHJ, the vauntf. - ! , . Burxi Wayne 8 pia., Daley'a pr(iEuis; meains Coinediiins; 10 p. ui., program; 1.1 Chiidrwr,'-IrS p. H;, hastomelnto srtCTrmaeTitnarw a xonswnt menace - i ymvX feafufCH MUMnceinent s.eeclieHf ; nWti!tt..jnu)'- complete foot!. at breakfast, Atmost other meal that ia, at luncheon and at dinner yon usually get that kind " " of food. f , ' -1 - But t Irealdift the great dietary mistake is raojf oiteta nwde a hurried meat, often badly chosen. Thus Quaker Oats, containing 16 protein, food's great .tissue builder; -58 carbohydrate; it great nrgy -'Vita- - T element plus T minea b4 the "bulk" that make, laxative seldom needed, it the dietetic urge of the world today. ' If la food that tand by" yo Food that throuch, the morning. should (tart every breakfast in your ; ! the morning; right through TO feelsaut have d v WCUTH THEIR SALT i ': the women of your.lipllsl A - proKrunu ;in i ; -- lim4--Vm- m., women' hour; 6:30 p. m Atli- en i'lub orchestra ; 7 lh in., ncv. j. 8 p. ul, pdncattunaH)nj!Tami-ft- -i know, the double entry system to Is , .. yonug Bob' hnmaa? . your businc so you ran go out the What does it feel like to bo the back door wsen a collector euters youngest senator? !Young Bob's" " " something of a dandy not an ini (he front . appropriate person, to consult con V : : . , v cerning clothes. Now that tasteless castor oil has He's a highly eligible senatorial been perfected mother will need an- bachelor. , How about that! 'I . other way to make sob go to school. Just touch on one of those sub-Jct-r Many won't buy radios became in cvnBectkm' with him, not they are tin .'in.,the expert mental iimseJf, but in con stage, and yet they hove telephones. versation wIib any ofhl8 friends, and St what happens-2i-- L, J DAILY LESSONS You'll be bawled out in a minute for even mentionlrfg such matters ENGLISH la' the same breath with "young - . fae ... : something. " Feel hungry and ffidgety11 before lunch? try this 8 YNONYMSondwfuUwmia-- absent-minde- :':,l ... while, toe. Is better posted conbig ixaueo ttuur many a solon of twice his years or more. - .. Mil-)- .. '. hla all right It will be worth your extraordinary, rare, We regret to nport tbBt -v' the de'tective, WORD STUDY : "Use a word ao tbnt himself disguised cleverly three times and it Is yours." Let he thought he waa the crininal and us increase our vocabularyby masshot bimslf. tering one word each day, Today's word i CAPTIVATE to charm, fasIt takes only a yard andraTqiisr. cinate, "Tom, captivated hg.- - her ter of goods to make a dress for winsomeneas forgot all. else.'' the modern garl aud shouldn't take much more than an hour and a (inarter ltf do the; making d 5 ( tion's fate hangs. ; . . Ia that case, yoa can see TOll SMS SAYS rous,- JlupertU . o Bob1 irz- t "Young cerning really ... . QuakerOats ffstands youllirougli the morning . , uut to see "Bob" ia; Say, you connection with soma weighty affair of state, some question osj tbe correct answering of which ihe. na- g - . V Itt e . readily. They ought to talk Wm . out ot them. , -'S No lethal wepona will , I pack, I wot and likewise wist; if burglars come and loot my shack, I plan hot to resist I'll say to "them,vaBoys, help yourselves, loot while the night hours fly; yoji'll find some doughnuts on the,; shelves and here and there a pie. Yon decorated, cedar fall tor then very' se," hia frieodn that -- my-ve- Ik.- - WASHINGTON NEWS Fi-ttltnt to time. We interject . A little ryme; - ; H't Aa It, ;J may auppoeei , To sandwich la ith 80 pickle forki la Between the prone. A bride will She lucky. alwaja Fnirr Story Once anoa a time with which to opea milk an envelope bearing the legend. ' "Betnnt in rive Days," waa retwttle. turned in five days.; T; A lot of folks meet their bm and pass Vbi without even speaking. ! WALT. Under AR3ia . . . j ?J 7. . chest with gaudy garments groanai ihe inside pocket of st tontainssome seveftbonesliegtackeAmy price W once. . plaint tf whatever nature should-,- "flicmade at in Telephone pewter-mug- s beneath-thless A church foT men only, thinki cellar stair, and vases and ;i Utah. Provo. postefflc Entered as second class matter ni - Etruscan of costly eartheriware. If there is afly- -' Bill BoKbard, wouldn'f live kn( jugs . Business, Office Telephone . enough to be named. things w wish that doesn'tstrike your eyes, just name 101 Edltertai iioomSj- Telephone an J oda bones and. fish, FH, tell you where it lies," ; it, Cnatomer: "Will tboae shoes last TKKMS OF tel itSt'RlPTION Now burglars have their Amnan traits, and when I treat - ..- -. -- .vDelivered by carrier, per tuonib seem 'appreciative skates,' they raise them ".'ft bnr thus, they Uealer : Wedr long? Why, air Delivered by carrier, per yen r, in advance J two no of about hats fuss up deadly They gather 18 pecks ' Delivered by Mirtl in Utah ciirtjyv lvr year, in advance nobody has ever yet come back for and things like those, jmd then, with smiles and bows Delivered by mall in fui'tn! ut'. outfideUtah county, per year, u the second pair! ."-- , .v. .......... . and becks they leave.me tOTeposer' But if they came . idvano with furtive treads steal my chattels grand, and found Ui3 What time Is it?AH vertlstBg-jftTne : sitting-- f m be4, hotgun4B my handthe bullets. , -. Dale 11 o'clock, a. m. . then would.fly p4ce 6nd knives would be on deck,, and "By George, I've got to ruah eut ""l'dliewoundedn TnyTface.'tnd alscrtn thaneck And aud meet my.wlfe.at 4 o'clock. if ptrchance I Ringed a yegg, with flawless aim and true .. r;,, A ybufig rhan.in an 'eastern city waa arrested for robhie shot another in the leg, what good would all this dot and had When you (lauce you .mwt pay waa the wkom arraigned 'before The judge bery. - My furruture would all be wrecked, my room would ba r the fiddler, but for the benefit of valedie-toriarecocd looked up and discovered that the lad had been a sight tOee, the pictures spoiled and 111 be hecked , apartment home reaidenU. all the the judge Rein his high school class, Accordingly, aasopboniati perform if that lo& gotJd to me. I have no use for deadly, arms. r hud lie leen marked that ''eprhaps free of charge,:; .jtj-;..?."fr d - --This la the samewrtf thing that was flaid about blgodshrdmy" spiritjshuns, and in the midst wildjafe not' rtgj' unreacome for do Let arms &s and? is about I guns. murder yearn burglars It Franks in the Loeb and "What curion'a sound la Ihatr be made. The ,wipe my hats, my succotash and cheese, I ;will not said he. oflinjr, senseless a remark as could possibly ., ffith gats, pjrandish snickersnees, . .") tllitfl AO. J)Bljnjipr4i,iald rdtllSat a ?ersoH lould be bad fdr him is one that could hardly be entertained by Kra ms ; 7 p. w., program ; 8 :13 p., ow she. education An 'o ot course, 1 Jolly well weather, farni news; ffSO'p.ja. anyfane who had 1iad u very great degree of know-fate of the nation, THE program. lfis hardly too much to say that the on AIR ON Bat what animal lain that's 'ewfc the question of and the entire world, hinjnja in large part : IE VLLi .... 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