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Show . PACS i"WQ THE EVENING IIERALD, MONDAY, OCTOEER 5, 1925. NEWS FEATURES. - , 4n Independent ; Newspaper waekly In 186; as a dally la W3 Unud morning; roil aaorwlnt" adltioa evening' Men Saturday, tad Band ' . if wary oinlif egpt . published U tha Barald IraHdiag, 10 Bona lint jrajai attaeC i wj SstabltaL6 aa a Moar ; i if.. OunufiMQgioii 'BuiMM Offlrt, Telephona editorial Booms, i TeWphona Member United and- - Press Nawa fietrtc aV A. Bervlee. . d dtyj Only daily ewapaper to Bta souta of Bait eolation of any newspaper In Man outside Salt Late City and Ofdea. " , IEKM8 Or Bl'BSCaUPTlOX. ( ' innnf h - . . fWlfMMA ti MiHr v. ..ft. . .ot. .40e Delivered by carrier, pec year, in advance 5HS Delivered by mail la Utah county, per year, la advance......! ,...tSJ0 Delivered by mall In United States, ouUlda. Utah eonnty. per year, larpt a : ........... .... nr ' 1 5 " Trained decorators urge their patrons to see these smart floors of Armstrong! linoleum; ... - ! li ; . . By Condo , JL. v . 3 'li'-- ! . . SI ; WANT TS 2tss..Voo.. ' 1 pj' I New r . s . death-dealin- 24-ho- . J V ursi .era V ., dainty- these 1 . And, best of alljg Jn tntranct kali witk Armstrvi Uaek and cream inlatd pattern. Ho. 350, laid with 4 black border these new floors are J ' ' laid, without uglyseams. 4 cracks or ' them in place Expertscement over a layer of buildersV ' A heavy deadening felt. - .f - IMP -- 'dust-grabbi- ng The finished job is a; wuiK-tarc-u- uuui uicii cc will last a lifetime . opcu'a HmkwbadL . ' linoleum. n S.J V ft b na l.jrefeii Aimstjiono Cork Company, Makers of Cork Products since 1860 Linoleum Division, Lancaster, Pennsylvania- - ' .. - , , . r i .'- .... Denver Office - 720-72- Symes Building 1 v ' ' the doctor? s is a national waste. Anational This tremendous waste is a national problem;... It is to focus 'attention on this i "problem that the present week is being observed throughout the' country.as National nre frevention Week fire-los- : r - i DAILY LESSONS ENGLISH By AV. Li Gordon: mm I WORDS ."OFTEN MISUSED lton't say "I bad just laid down, on the DPd." Say "lftln." i'IM , . . ., TlVTfey : Just think. j When I told The ieek may-- Inherit th earth, him I was so awfully tired he but the bold wl keep rlght'on "using to l(tok at my tongue. Think of It it rer tneir own purposes. -- 1 my tongue. ( Marrhants who find collections a Idlenens travels so alowy that lltte slow havB.nothlng- on Uncle soon ver takes It . noterty v. ' Sam, Kk-- d wasteful aoul, ' Ia Lena Kite, . Sb lnsistsron Leaving on the light A OFFICE I CA.T 11 "Why Is it moths seldom make the mistake of eating a iatch? wonders in the August Bestelmeyer, Cleanly. Pronounce kln-ly- , i the "y" ns In Adjective promiunee lie "ieks a punch' like a beanty t "lien." in ibe adverb as In "bft" ' OVTES - MI SSTEIXED Mon-: creapi ad every kmx-- is a jar." "" ." etnr.r. A. M. Kuudstn: "I'd like to see f!tNONrMS--PersH(lo, i putiw, SaPure. hire, coax, lnfluem'C, lead, some hniikerchlefs. ' ' Salwlady: Yes, sir; for showing !wvf." Jndilce. ' ' WOliD STCDT'TBe worl o hlowing. thm time and it is yours." I.t us iHcri'BKe our vocolmlnry by miis Wwn Two Advertisinc Men Piwws leriuft me word each dy. TodRy The Wwihnr. word : 11ETICENT, ailcut, reserved 'IMl(i William F. Rchwhnpfol "His talent wa concealed by a re- whii t;s sfiur reaction to this little , : : old day?" Vji'lHiermm B. HaUh, I'm add on I alwolnt'ly, totally." x "Siiine here. Aa I aimlyse the Wornon may 1k fdavon to fnsliion. proamnion the present weather cer But, in summer, their bunion's are tninly has a big genera appeal." very light . "It sure doea get Its story acrofs." ''Count me la on that, W. V.; The world could be worse, much that's my slant on It precisey." worse. It could lie almost as bud as J'No need to canvass the situation we often think It is. on a day like todtfy, J. B." . "Sauuds like good psychology to " Comfort Is prent tfnff.me." i( why hens exepeeticjj to set don't "My name's on the dotted Tne to that, old man." WelVgood-bj.- " . lay flat cgjs. Ejj OJ,-r- -- : ' IJBIKKLNQ BOOTLEQ, fooiitihness,. t The waiter Was taking the order or a pretty young lady who was Green golfer (relating experience Then X'took "another club, the aeompauied by a florid, pudgy, mid "And, how ahbut the brassiere, I - think they call It lolwterr inan. the waiter Inquired. (a roar Interrupts.) "Oh, .he can order whatever he likes," came the startling reply. . Exiierlpm'e.Na.vs S. D. Tacknrd. Is I E. lVtty thinks a. tearher who. never lakes a vacashould not judge our language by tion nor gives a diploma, i' hearing train and radio announcers. die-age- fon-igner- s ' Nothing :tf Not Consl4leratfl. A biologist says that plants sleep until o'clock In the morning. Ai End man baa persuaded his wife that it would be cruel for him to wake them by running the lawn, mover before breakfast . TOM SIMS SAYS , - "Gnod-by.- " - "Darling," ho cried, falling on his knees and covering her little white hands with klHses,'i;an't you see that I love yon?" She , drew herself to her full ighh: ."Well, she said, "I should hate to think this was just your natural way of behaving id company." 5 PKEVEXTS XFETION E4; iTh. night has a thousand 'yea. but nolxidy has yet been ablo-- to count h(j" number the neighbors ' . . have. - . floah healing i$ the marvelous Borozorte, a 'preparation that cornea In liquid and powder forin.: It la a MmUiBa' tfon treatment that not only purifies tbe Wound of germs that &use Infee- tlon but it healg Uie flesh with extraordinary speed, Bad Wotiada or euta whiih take weeks to heaj with the ordinary llnlmenta mend quickly under the powerful Influence of this wonderful reniedy.- - Price liquid? .10c, 60, and $1.20.'' Powder 80e and 80c. 8oVd by Jledqulst Prug Co." ' ' ' : . . Adft 'to- - REAT L.1KES COMBOVEESV. , holds ia annual convention here . . Detroit Va very active in tha DETROIT, Oct., 6. (UP) De-- J troitwiU be the center ofjtctivity fight which was. carried to Wash; nett January in the fight totop ington, to force Qhicago to reduce Uhicagos, withdrawal of - .water its dully eonftmiMon of water from from Lke Michigan, when the I Lake M(fhlL'ifa for its' drainage! ' . T.V.I ..uawv. v aow,iauvu fMO. .n.njJllMnn .Anal laiifuu u.iuv muauv U...). OUT.OUR WAY - Jl"- .Cleans 'f.af - --fir ,V ' " pvEET FROM --FlSUiKJ , AM aVlVd'oKA T MRS Fl y- f " VAPOHUB r . n, tfaoroughly-vthf- rubbing, appl- ' 1 1r4lS f UTS-SOR- ES WILLIAMS rr " fe-S-S Back Lame. and Achy? ' , .It isB't,; a stable government The Advtea of This Prav Rmitkfrt Should Help Yot) U Get Well opines Jvin, Perry, just. because Its ' ' Ktatosmen Insist on stalling. . 'f Do you suffer nacninf .backache ' -& XI. OW pays there is a'dlf. Peel dizzy, oervon and depressed? Are the kidney secretions lrreeu- ferem between' tle mndern and the . old:Iashi(Hied kiss. . A1ku five min- lar;.- breaking your restt ... r Likely your kWneya arfe at fault utes, "so he says. Weak kidneys give warnlnz. You have backache; rheumatic twineca. i .You feel weak,. tireiLalL wora-- 1 v ont . , Heed the warning, v Do't delay 1 Eighteen thooai n d se iwun's aUmulant di reader daily. Just uretic to the PUlsa kidney. ihink, yon can insert , neighbor'! . recommend want ad in Joan's the Herald classified! Here is a Provo casa. WTTrotLero. cement ttinfrartnr column for one entire i1 W.' 8rd South l! gavs- - t hud '. week 77 for the small a lame aching hack vudwas sum of sixty cents irouoied and witft. a weakness-- In. rpy and reach the people oacRnat was brought oa . bj. heavy of over 3,100 homes, work. My kidneys acted imcnjurly , too. I used one Imit at rwnna phi. v Call 95 and tell them about the thing yon frojn (thej Ifedqulst Drug Co.,. and . ' have for sale or, have lury cure me. r Price' 60c. at all HphIpm Tv,nf : - lost. simply sk; for a kidney remedy li,,,, ,iue mtuie toat air. I'rothero had. . rv, y-- T ' if ii ' . READ: THE WANT ADS '.- The Way. True to Life Stories . Mxiiilt Then they were divorced and lived liapiHly ever afterwards! When a raiin starts otit to roi a nice quite family h finds that he The key to man Is his thoughts, iiiast raise a ronsh lionse now axd to & woman her tongue.' then. Income tax returns show that! . "Keep that Fool Girt Complexion'" movie, star are more highly valued ' A nuitt an't- ttndersttid wbr a then presidents. Pliit ffarkson says the old, time woinaii can't nnderstaad why thB ?r::f .can't 'understand. prrfither used to roast the sinner Jack and Jill bud been divorced, 1 PLAIN . - Wn-f-t- re-- v The-- XX . fot:Evci:BoorJnJhelHousc IN LAID .J ASPE - PRINTED to ore ; , f ng oreJhejvar-and'wouldTn- .... - es; . laim-buikh- u , 1 bedroomatterns, V -- , K them. Close-figutarabesques V ! i Jasp;( j)lain colors "witrj Eighty-tw- o designs to . choasa from. Quite inexpensive. laid linoleum Rugl printed Inlaid. ' .Evwy kind fcr every Med is f! ' Center. Lint- Itrvutt GetHmM Uneirnw mlairf, that lie flat that do not cuiL-- ,' Rugs teum Rut. JmstrontTs Populsr-siie- d rues. Pretty rues. Es-yfaun pnatad and hnoaetua ruga No, 1010 Pnue4,Xo.S353 ' l JrmtnA-tUUiJlimlrm- m The , fecially useful Ipr those who rent,, r-- , '" : Htre't the newest book on dee- pattern fbown in tbe totranca kail above it only one of owar 170 AimtMif's in-Nn detign la printed linoleum Take a oration FREE. Decorators know Hazd Dell ' Brown this is her new book. 24 pages of , j hid pattaraa. Anntron('i LmoUum comes trardy linoleam body with a genuine burlap suf ' I back; over this, print beautiful pattern in gestions and colorplates. Send tot Tbe At plain colon, too, (at tba womaa tractive Home How to Plan Its Decoration.'! . heavy oil painta that's Armstrong't Printed a aVwtfcok without J -- -- In fire-los- s, . S colors' in Arm. strong's . design pattertuamict ' whispers of lighter! and darker nptes ityjft Om 300 iuefal pattern , -- ; ; ' m - : I V. Never before have there been linoleum patterns "evennto ap- -, proadi these in beauty. Handr craft tiles in bright dashing col--v ors for the sun porch. Marble tiles for the dining-roopat- - : I r --t ' vj m, . . i." . ; J 11.. J the news the is an denarlment. This front, page exception Though ! headlines will tell you nothing a"bout iVyou should know that .' your country todfiy sustained a tremendous 'disaster. out and was at valued wiped $1,468,774.44 Property de-g ' 41. persons lost their, lives by fire. The j struction proceeded contmuously throughout the Every,"hour $61,115.60 every minute $1,018.59 evriry sec-- ; ' r t ".: out. was 1QL97, ond wiped The faet that a similar catastrophe occured yesterday, and another one will occur tomorrow, and another one en j each of the 365 days of the year does not make the event less disastrous. Jfct that is what happens This is just another way of stating what the National Board of Fire the highest authority on the subject in the . Underwriters, that the annual tells us; throughout the country, ' V nation is $535,372,782. , f "More than half a billion dollars annually. Just $16.97 a second, day or night ! An average of 15,000 lives lost every years! This is our economic waste through fires, In 1903 the fire loss was $14502,155. In 1913 it was $203,763,550i In 1923, the last year for which complete authentic figures are available, it was $535,372,782, It had increased 2C9 per cent in 20 years. S'v. Acpording to the same high Suthorityt the annuaLfire ' .losTln'Arhi'rican dwellings alone averages $65,000,000. . This represents 135035 fires ; which, means that 369 fires occur in homes every 24 hours. One occurs eveyy four minutes, d- jrand night, somewhere in the United States. There is a piyCT ; :' , iutuiimiifffl' fire every seven minutes. "i,r '. "j The Literary Digest recently quoted a statement 'that herein an effort to save him from buf they decided they, wanted to "the wastage by fire for the two years, 1922 and 1923, would went of the meet the ordinary expenditures more than government the telephone and caled for the than cover half i Hubby: Why are you angry ,4t for any year bef nil ml ; 1 - v " terns based on rare-old Italian, floors. Fo'theli wig-rooplain colors of blue, green, browii, ot "y'' "gray ; or these jrich -- ' . uiausici flI1Ur,.:nT - f?ftir -- - i . - 8 O sensible, the NEWEST note in floors-th- e Armstrong floprs of pattern . and qolor. Artists de signed v them. ; Prominent deco- "rators and architects use them for the smartest homes. They are-- . on dispby at local furniture and department stores this week. These Armstrong floors are laid tight over the. shabby,, hard-to- -' clean Wood floor, its, place ; they offer a bright, smooth, com--: n fortable, polished surface. "They brighten each, room; they lend an ' air of chafm and distinction to the entire house. a- one-four- th ; . . T TERE'S the prettiest, the most -- C . Outbursts of Everet True n . t , "l .... . Permanently beautiful. Inpcpeosre. 1 i AVmtedAJLargefYote is the first registration Tomorrow, Tuesday, October 6, day in Provo. Every' voter in the city should investigate whether or not hia name is on the registration book in his " district Only the names of those who voted at the last city : , election, two years ago, were copied into the new registration Those who failed to vote must register before the books ' in order to exercise their franchise. election conjing at voted the Since a very small percentage of residents last city election, it necessarily follows that a large percentage ' must renter between now and the coming election. In of the otherwise qualified some districts less than voters participated at the election two years ago. Jn district per 17, according to T. C. Thompson, less than twenty-thre- e ' . . cent of the voters are registered. , Go to the registration "agent tomorrow and find put if - vour name 4s- - properly registered. Although therere).ther registration days,, tomorrow will be better, -- Something may arise to prevent your attending to the task the next.ofncial ": ' ' v ; registration day. 3.on cast ballot November your Register, andjthen T the ewesc note in floors a BUSON e. dlf ........................... WAirf ,; Cta. .......... ............,..&t j TIMELY EDITORIALS if WASHINGTON NEWS - EEJilTTANCES ' SVhen'I was young my Uncle Heck .was Very good to me, and, every uaonth he sent check for dollars forty-threThen things were cheap and such a mm would go' a good long way, and work to me looked pretty bum, aa I was found ot play,? ' Whjr should I toil, and spraiu my. neck, or dislocate a slat, when I have got an Uncle Heck?'' I reasoned, as I sat As golden years went' sliding past I played the loafer's game, while others scored their, triumphs vast, and garnered wreaths of fame: "'Brace up " my pastor used to say, "and 'earn your bread and pie;! this world afford the right of way to those whose aim is high." I shunned the labor and the strife, I do not sow or reap; I had noVurpose in my life except to eat and sleep. ' At last my uncle up and died, judit-t- o hfs sex, and being dead could not provide the customary checks'. The postman went his weary rounds as in the days of yore,' But brought the shillings and the pounds from Uncle Heck no more. ' The mail trains roared across the lea, and by theleetling crtgSTbut hadiiff healthy xhecks for me in all tneir canvas bags. I had no roasted bird to carve, no ribs of beef to boil; I eUherJhadtQ work'or starve", and I selected toiL And when 1 once had buckled down with busy boys in line, I gathered rubles and renown, and found the sledding fine. The man ia seldom making good who counts on gift or dole; get out and .saw Jrour share of ' . wood, and earn an' honest roll,: , 5 Ptoto, CUh. Entered aa second class matter .at the poatoffloa la Prova, Wbl H. Boralbrook ........... r RIPPLING RHYMES: THE EVENING HERALD I X ISMTOIKLUA ;PRESSOMMENT 1 i 12-wo- lour i , HEftALD WANT ADSl'AYl. f 1 Foater-Mmhni-- jBuiraio,N. I. n . ' ' f MLvfts. naj t , " li -- l MXX:Ri, ri- - ii in (ii1' V u ii t m lib : lm. - i ' I H- l.IL I- - vww tSi W fc''i v3 . H n -- :r - t . " II vnr rniHtu .TAUlMG Mir . -- b7---'- "TJ- m ' I '" . .... TZl 1 t,t fctKff ' CARE OF "HE KPROPS CAMAQV. i v J .tKwr2? if 1 J nut t . . . - I . ILi rzi Al'"S'r U.u " v - '. - ..- - - . , , - . K . t I I - i |