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Show Tltt IT.OVO EVENING TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS OUTEUnSTS OF EVERETT TRUE THE DAILY HERALD Toft -- rT?W 2SStIlSlE!fS1222IIf ISIlEmmifllgSSEIIllIlHSIISrSSiSf f a OFFICE CAT rTHt pesfOc3V t0 GvC-H- . Estahliahed as I weekly ta 18M aa a gaily ta rening except Sitatxuy, aM laaday aaoralag;' " raral very atfaLug exeepOloadaj; Published , Ji the Beraid halldlag, 80 Sooth lliaf coxrxx By IVCU, TO OttClM An Independent Newspaper Prota, I Utk Entered at . 3, IB NEWS FEATURES PRESS OJIENT I HERALD, TIIUHSDAY, MAr.CII Gely 2 Mpre bu aouut gatinj at tba toactr diiutut cerTed tip by the new cook in the camp re market! ; "I wonder if meat De4 to bawl and glTa tullk or wtin ' uey and puO a wagon." A 1'rovo 1 tik Odittea Vast -- eaa second eatow at the aostofflee la hni Ctt. "The population wilt be tea timei. at dtause JIocvlUrat atocka will wit tben. ? - TEEMS OF BIBSCKIPUON r Mrered by oarrter, MUt iwiiverwd by carrier, per XAO OeUvered by Kill U Ctah cooaty, per year, ta adviK filmed by pitU la coiteei bum, aotalde Utah eeuaty. Bar year, ta advance ..HM pr Tr, u uhm.,.... Member Betted Preaa Ktm .......,........ t.HW TOCL Me s TcsLC GO AHCvO cgrp, -- x- Ib Tbe Bade af My Nack. Levely lady I adore. ' How I love the way yea anore Like a hundred aawa or mora. (Pleaae " ! J MitorUl ......... ,...aor Kooma. Telephoaa 71 f fcc Lovely lady, aweet Tbereae, Alwaya living at your ease v You're terribly 'obeae. Please reduce. Wake of Fire and Tornado. Elttr rlm Mr L 1 three wives have .. Jqst divorced you, sir," ,' j ten tip of - tw xuturtainmeat tk provided wtihla. . But it wna a cm of flrot com f.rst oerveilii and thoea who cam early aad gu soars atuck UuroiHrh hour cu'eer tiur ot tbe ahow. wtth tho crowds 4 hue contera fitttlnc At the Columbia tonight vr a iookSn. for ad. ten one doorkeeper esUrrAted It .he had heea able to cash in on tthe plaaa perooaaBr made to hip to "aee what he could do, vK'.li the hint ft woold ha wortb hl4 while, he could bv epent the atmmer vaoaUoot a a Uditerraneojii erotaet a l Would fy have paid tiS.-M- , , X on hterdh IS, ate eecond wba th 8ea had;red to vota tor a time Son the Warrea ape A rynte la a man who mmtakea checrfutneea Jar Ignorance. . Golf wont take the plaea at taa hall aa long ia most mea think golf acorta are typographical errora. . Only ihing; you caa ten by la what time It lanl. ' aoaee nnding Only a dime in r, ,ii be toS to My cooreuthaa the pockeiaf ' U1 W short time now skk to work and too w0 home from Ashing. - a X m 1 era T , 'r . Vllf 7 gettnenamt tT-- -- Sweet's Rodeo Bar calls another! for Enjoy .aitodeo to n daywnd'tomorrow y01111 afterthe can't get through you noon without one. Nor should you! It's good for you chuck full of health and energy Ask wherever good candy is Oriel " 'C ra .vr. Ma-- 'tT ; Mailable".' f;'J ', ' l l - i,.- - Range . i , ! fc'-- n ; '". in Your Kitchen- - ias Monthly Payments Investigate It! self- - TKewStey M Sat!sfectorRarge Only during this sale and demonstration will you be able to buy a Monarch on nuch wonderful terms! Doesn't your mother need a new range? Probably you say, "Oh ! well, we have got along all right so far, I guess we can still use the old one." Do you know the old range leaks air and is wasting fuel day after day. Do you realizeliow much work you would save your dear mother with a beautiful New IS EMERITUS . 1 S rVf".r all - DEAN STRAUB Uarch Putsa', EU- - Save Fuel! Save- Mnnev!14AMn I. Ha knv J uu tfAIIM irnuiiaixii " John gtraub, fleafiL of JneiL.At theJUnlseriiltjr Oregon for years, will become emer itus dean of men at the opening of tbe next school year. ' Increased enrollment in Greek. which bean Str'aub has taugnT 8 (fif ing bis 46 years association with the university, was tbe reason the board of .regents has decided to re lieve him of his active duties as bead of men students' affairs. Dean Strauh to 72 years old.' He came to the university la 1878, two years after the founding of the In stitution. Because of his constant association with the. school he is known to every alumnus and stuIent In Oregon and many outside ihe state. The board of regenta haa not amed his successor. 23. ;uut MalfP ar A I' lAllge IWlflj i FREE vour tnnthor hsinnvf Cnma anJf intn TO tha WMV ctnui 111 "rf i: waaa. Ill ,u CO ...i...... Gold Band Dinner Set With Each Monarch Range; 42-pie- ce ' I sold. EX-MARIN- ES X illNMROLE l$sSvVEET LOS ANGELES, Cal., March 25. Seventeen war heroes, and all wearers of the Distinguished , Only two more days and these beautiful sets oT'disheg will "boTgonel They are .lervlce Crosa for gallantry under only for these who buy a Monarch during the demonstration. You can't afford to fire, have organized here the first let this chance go buy! You will be disappointed if you do. You need a unit of a proposed nationwide order Ma rafige and will be happy with the Dinner Set. Come in tomorrow morning and claim Vour to be known as the United States sa you Marine Reserve corps, 1 The new organization will be composed exclusively of marines and has the official approval of tbe war M H and nsvy "departments. Detachment Lt as the local chaper.U known, is 7 TIIE ONE PRICE HOUSE" made up entirely ,of marines who . 7 M ' less have made their mark, although W SPRINGVILLE , NEPHI , distinguished dogs will be M PROVO AYSON H as , the "detachment" admitted jess; 4 grows. . , . tata of aorta are wrlttea tor stonographera to read dariag hwaV aeea hours, aad tew speWog hooka i Ko ttttac .what yoa could hear every day with the eaergy yoa apead talking aboat aothtng. CHOCOLATI Nj.. " The Sarrattoa Army M eoUectia eM ckxlMa. which ahouid ba.aoM to the hathtng heachea. utCopyrlgbU USV NEA Service. lae, X , r araftr ronv" UNIVERSITY OF OEGEON, ta. A Mother aiga ot aprlng It whea the small boy hidea the rake aad the carpet Dealer. gj h attght help "we worried lw ahoat what we are after hero aad aaor about wheA-w- o are come They their cars running for fear tbe starter Won't work. GENM, JbrJdfc ae , man., - ta The Mad tatter seen to write the price t&i oa aprlng booneia. , What ticklee a 1 the packed gallery. "Looka aa It youVe gotag to' have a gee aadleaoa alay. aot" jater," I abeareed. Wlltla wiped a peraptriaaT hrow.i ' "AU doae aU aterwtag hai aaid. "ta help provide tha aadt eaca. Sight atdliton people hara ana. Thy aal wanr. heea aa- to aeafa. There wooktat he half eaeagh K I had ea aft, tag lata akUac. Kght aow !a 100 '" r . Silly Sally says some men are so careful they leavp the motors of "SO of Ohio on Ha wae oat ot breath aad hla awry. dothing Only hie id uehnkjue ae a' lootbau player had enabled him. la epite at the right at way he waa1 auppoaod ta have aa a aanator, ta get aa tafioeatial eooetUuent loto at No right' tots Bob Moerefk'ld had. Just refused some proffered .refreshments In tbe form of a "life' safer." 1"I never eat 'em," explained Bob, "for fear m'y wife would think I had been drinking." - s VTUUa floor they air. . murried, sir.'' Solomon "Well, send the army out and make a few widows. ... Senator qtore - where aU ".-'- no w the aafclftNv IfrtMUeet t . Vtca Sawea. , The Senate wae ta aseet thai awramc at ttje. Er a. W CapMot HUI had ataoh the acaa appoaraaea aa oa March . whea Preeideat Ooohda waa ha hay autaraMd. Ac , auady - etraaaa aC IafET caller? "That's Page-f- wbicftiaaw? and gsstthwanC Mara lowty folk a packed tha (ootpaxlia aad dowei lata the otreeta. AB the Saaata etovator were doaad, except to aaeeahera. to ar vent poeatble Jaana aad eccMeata.: Polka war aa aU the atalrwara. Solomon ! 'Washington eU4 and hatareaaed ftaad ' . (Page-Twen- ty " tt 1' " ft '.. A a Provo woman asked her hus band for a large diamond and he ' gave her the ace. ; How many more lessons must we have before we show .hat we know the answer? l btnuiMuiMi.wima Carpets are purchased by the yard and worn out by the toot'; - TVTABHINdTON Hear fhas dollara ooU have aanda fceea i kaaed . for ,. tTade S&m'a treUT. had. tapcoTlaloo oa the tett (aade for eaAtiic axriusenvcntwilu ot tha abort ape-clthe SeaaM wtvich cesshrn convened alaaoai V.". : an the etetaenta of druse, tor out hard caaa. which folks er flippy? 3 jcaja. that, haa eQeakf by ao theatrical preavflUkUoa kea ht thia city to a ' I eXade. Bally. Imj Queues ot apeetatora waned In linjk at the taUary doora min t;r a barsc Cor even a .. tiki - i"What Wae Wrong With Moses, He Went Up The Hill For Tablets." of SONT ftiUlMiWlMMiiUft exWe learn that overhead penses have soihing to - do with radio arlels. ly B. t : - week. If she la wise ahe'U chooae . pay day. " ET HAEST ( A Utah judge haa ordered a man to obey hla wife one day. each a'Jaaii"' Hi'"''' . Letter M' 1 All women are bora equal bat some upall It by marrying worthiest mijji, aaya WlUard Bowardaj ,J IT'i'nT C! , 1 Coogresa haa Joat $11)00,000 tor oiiforowiient of the Volatead act It i aa Id that 110,999,999 la to he fM'nt in the District of Columbia. : 1 a New Monarch . - . (Pleaae escuae.) i mi-nan- "?.-..'-- Turn in That Old Worn out as Part Payment -- Range e. Itf lag goveruer by a woman way aeeia strange to the bachelor of the i two Htatea. '." . rtind. .a..a..bojL-At.tlB. Beach's famous hostelry is no more. ""ire consunibd the assembled natural resources which went nto its making and left the nation several millions poorer. Portion of Missouri. Illinois, Indiana and Kentttky have ust swept by a tornado. It not only laid waste to prop-rt- y but toojjt a toll of human life which first reports seemed o indicate 13 never been paralleled through the same agency n this country. Carelessness in one form or another the human element is responsible for most fires. And at the beginning ver fire is 40 larger, .than the flame of a match or a tiny park. T&rnadJ3 are visitations beyond the blame or control of but' in each case humans may be far seeing and rovident erfougb to forestall greatly, if not entirely, the lamage which these visitations otherwise leave UDon the and. The folljr of building- to burn and to blow down Is maiaV oily, flung in the face of well established facts that buildings an be built that will neither burn up nor blow down. Agts of experience have shown that tornadoes do not ontinually respect locality. Decade after decade. America's trifc IriccAQ frimwf Mnia than half m KilIiAn vu. fa 4Th. km.. : nt annual toll of fire, No money value can be stated for the actual economic loss 01 wipea out py tne recent tornado, in both asps, the permanent wealth of the country has been mate-;ialreduceikawaiTifci-w.'i,. How much longer will people disregard well established facts as to the economy of permanent, firesafe, wind-prostructures of alltjp 4 purely hotels, apartment buildings, hools, factories! structures housing human beings le orve first consideration from the standpoint of making them i protection rather than a menace to life. t Firesafe and windproof - buildings are - easily built Architects, engineers and contractors the country over will i?ree to build them, and in most cases at a cost no greater than types which are food for flames and playthings for the uie-nyes- . 1 Lovely lady of my rhymea, I am cam tic many Umea, n - The Chef say buy a Monarch, and be happy.tvery housewif eand "cook says the same thing. Hundreds of Monarch Ranges are now in use in Provo and Utah county. Go to one of these Monarch users and ask them what they think of their range .j' , Burning up buildings, with the occasional diversion of ilowlnr them down, continues to the disgrace of 'America. I he unleashed elfinejits-arbard to control. Yet five-mae a har.ee and he displays himself a master of almost any situ- Hie BrJLkers, Ever After Lovely lady whom I loreV , .. Vou tiave feet Juat like ft dore PieuD'a what I'm tbinknig of. (Tleaae reform.) Only dally newspaper ta Ctaa Booth of Salt Lake Cttryj largnet of any newspaper la i:uh outaide 8att Lake Cttjr aad Ordea. tfnltrta Offk. Telephone M & and Be Happy . Service aad N. E. A. Berviro. 9 - Malleable - .............Putliahor K4itor ................. ...... .......,.....City IL Ilon!Muok GunnartUsmoeoa ays f ! aTtlonafch rt .Vm. D. . IVSRY BITES A DELIGHT Vou Kow Ifi Good Because IrtMadeBy"'" STEETS 7 SALT LAKE TU ilvwt o Roal QooJ Candy a ',, a ll USE HERALD WANT ADS a . jtf.uSM . Dixon ; Co. Taylor-Russe- ll , - ... ; S 3 |