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Show VISITS WITH ,r. c: a H tmLBJfi- - ! 1 : , --The Hungry Seven. o? Out my town tpere Is a bery interchange.. forladles landed together 0f. fancy-wor- k Ideas and for the d promotion of mestic art. iuej coalesced or coowhat- or gealed. ever it iswithout s name, but one of the more Ov ILLUprCTlQNJ TELEPATHd DZJC!PTINJ FROM . . di- rectly interested lias "dubbed .theffl The" Hungry Seven," I don't know that these ladles ' X eY x J -- it.; ..'If j." .Ni er,T r inhr&sz-- fT xs ail ?zt- - 2-- - jally are I, KJI?V. 5Se- mpJi Csii - Macon, Oa. x A crowd of - Hut this time a hen was at the bottom of it, rather a setting of eggs, wnien tuessena found in a nest reposing In the middle of bisr mimpfein which he purchaseLfrom Her bert Culn. a truck farmer. The little brown hen had made entrahce through a hole which In a a hungry enw-a- ll , cowg are hungry -- grief-strtckc- colored people consigned an assignment of fine liear trees to a grave at Holing- broke just at dark, tMnfetninBey TunTp1lnrfdhattteaH9u were the remains of Tooeer vecenaofe. "As Chessett, who boasts 15-that he cents Adams a neiiro woman, whose- - drives a good' bargain 'd VfF-nT- , tor tne tmmpKin, ana there were 14 eggs i,iTiTTr7nr7"XTST finan in the parrot nest he thinks he he another negro woman in Tvbee. cial gainer, though he may have to exhibit The iMiliee had the case and woikvwl ii out, Hudlng "the dead 'lPla""K":M w(mian. lived in Wo- - acity. , j formerly Clufssen took . the . pumpkin In Ji8 he hnb...ke. and notlHed friends and now a- - setUng fowl Is clucking that the remains would be senton- -'. lUe ne, nnon central train'and V over tne eggs. He- expeds ib pii iu when they .are hatched, at from 35 to 50 when the box arrived contafntng " cents apiece. the iK'ar trees sa much the appearanceiof a cofBn case Dyspepslar Kan.In & single night this that the party took charge. has. passed into history and all because burg not Fojf- soin reason, sidetracking of $50,000 worth of osof the the casket did not get triches here-- . The ostriches werebound lot off at Macon and the negrfles . who were wailing train Los Angeles, Cal. had not been fed since It is said took the pear trees off with the leaving Africa and the first thing they did .df"jpi'st- sorrow and care, earwas lo eat Up all the Jreight cars which proned, the box to the home of ilk gav-onl- y -- ht-t- 5 ju..o ad s - - praved ail nigni. The "word washout that the body v as terribly slashed by - glass-windo- w George Erickson s poultry relished. Inadvertently he ran right' into the flock In his flight. They looked him over, smelled him, but passed on to more savory JJlcacies Jit ififilifiacg ;. of the;jajlrMd ;depot. Hav-ineaten This theT 8tarte3" lit"3m"'tlif homes of the residents and when dawn came there wag only a crumpled mass of ostrich language and some human cuss words, where the town once stood. HosLofthe jeaidfints fled. In thlr night TlHage, clqthing'td Hawlteye, i, near-band have formed the Society for the Prevention of Wearing Ostrich Plumes. The birds are now roaming the coun'try'devourlng everything In their way. The militia company at Hawktnsvtlle "may be called out. Later It wasn't The ostriches died. g lmal and other Ktriisiin ar lwy the most-t- n wrlww p tmstrn - wttny-- A pie. The editor realiifg that of lateTTief? hav not been .cnniigh ''qnwr"Jiapp',n nart- of this county whlch l seldom frequeated was found a tree growing down- w a id in! o .the "ground? thc twlr rwse df Its kn! tn the- - ln-"- T aev-er- y y - jfarldYnurcorrespondent "roots" saw the rare sight. The of the tree project several feet nd ere ei abeve- - th- - ground the' palest green, while the ome of which' the leaves, writer dug up, are white and taste not unlike celery. 1 ne only emanation or tn . - br-a- n trfd s: town waa'tlecpTy stirred up "to Ttave"1IVeai;nthtBBectlon--20years. He Is known as Hlg and Paris Creek society c,lrChief cles were' unusually aeog updeclares that'Mong'igo on-t- he arrival nf your corre-ndhchjof of th iiappyhuaUii Spondetit The wherrrrt' pf this ground ented his wrath upon tne birth iof an ossified e chicken 'from out' of a hard Hlg Chief Kick a who Sky's greatgrandfather, boiled egg. This strange bad planted many trees, He took place caused the seeds to be planted farm Hv J- - Seaman, - a wealthy cguntryntafl lor nature's reversal. There was Mr. Seaman aers that lw imSEEK-JaiSThl- if I - much-trnvelt- d it f too tired. lnm," which efiiimly violate nanre'B-nw- a, ha and though usually has endeavored to nuiiply the want. In purauaiKie with tuis policy Nate L'refake, aatnprl- the renowned and Isf.'wlifl "Bertlnetf J'trstilent Jiwvi!itajjiU...p f.r wurFPTpniiy Tim exw'ntlvt; m h Q1 East Afrlian hunting trip, waa employed y to acnut Jip hundfeila of unnJunl, yet terestlng occurrence. The tour took months and from time lo time the attlh'ir mailed, the., fullowfng aticOBUtaDl the utrange thlnga which were reported to htm. Only this week Mr. llrefake'a dreams oamato an end, and he delicately djnttded that he had sworn oft "for irood." Kdltor' ffste, QWty(moip()t v rare-sight, -- 1 7 - ' "I.'- - ' i , r- - 5" .iC -- . '.' ..- - . .' on-th- rilahiJefjjvoMhls verted timber. ., I I gold-piece- T 0 7 v 7 -- back-of-his in tha-fron- 'See! t. the torf- f- band; "I . have hole in my under shirt and put the stud through that In .order to' wear a collar at all!" ...I But the climax came a few days later when the president of theo-sletreceived - the follewing Wttar., from "her "Husband, '"mftlleorintte-Tiroaway and delivered at the local post .. office by the popular lady clerk: ' Hungry I'.oLthegjEMide5Mit-.:ThSeven' and my dear wife It is an y In- wayoj high a A and domestic science, but the exigences of the situation compel me to throw sentiment to the winds and address you thus. For three weeks wear an - wllf-dra- pe ss or-de-r J - josa atlllihg8rTvatrr-,tt- i 'spel8-ha- ipeSife"""cyeaMi3rel!" ' I'- jjper a 'lnge corresponlnotnrBg'f itt -- a pre fy . - $ ii - pfint -- sm!lit..ublsd.ftJni4dUiVlr e Hi -- . - ' ' . It -- nt ' y' ' dlsco-(hlc)-er- ,: 'Hi that is afflicting not - only tha base ment of my toga but the Innermost re - - Minn. 3; e f:i pcpazr - ' mucli too "Aplenty "Heap bunk," stghed the aged " rad akin, as he turned to "la cabln-- ' firewater', r becomes-exhilarate- worn-- , ater. "The the In resemWeB..a-pQUryfrom a huntlng triD and told"2 serpent seemed to like thisTnuTe sirmmer vll- - . jtn'g " nBsall creatiotu It wajkg .pjert.nl c'tT untU-ir- s woucimui story, which upon investigation cnanlcally, Its .imfill legs working In sx:k- h lovlng coupk-- on- - tha. rear the onaHty-- f the Hqnpr wlilch Mr. St - Is snpgaed t.irmig;;ltjexJ:.Jli3o 'rise guu, logi'tu- - ' of the ordinary fowl In .search of food. The - lla"sa" cayrleSi yOur flahOS ellBer1 nnlg It t'livioUB lifl an absolutely true tale. lta tail tick- - er with- the youngster appears In good health and will StiWings saidr - to nausea. Then h as means - long delay. "I telegrapher's-"30,'-whic: live. b'ars off Is hunting ;'So hard the chick's( body probablythr up north and had Ing i vtn Tttahf4 unA mimptliiiM "never asain. ' after death that Mr; Soaman"will paint the stars and traced i.,W&, one Into a.clump of troesvwhen, box for several days the young women bathers1; the stripes where the feathers should be and to iny surprise, I saw fly t6wards. me a fulldeserted J heir f a vorite haunts on the sands" "was not wilt whwhelBt'fs-drflip the frown Jack rahhlt.iilpp.iwiiliightaJra of wings. The rabbH flew' faster than the' and the young men wUtlly'satd lhat Srthat z"opcneoT.Af wee fowl to "the Smithsonian institution at the hour 1 .fnstesttrainI everjode urMkhepjny. as- - time there was some excuse for not getting WashlngtonTwhlohh-has been eeokiWK-- ju " " for the "f" uca a phenotheTion for-th.tonlhmst bad. pretty batbJnc snlta- wet: past 80 years. tne my nne at anoint about a mile ahead of the nprai -- TBgCTmcioo, weg.YtjJUi,:or-tuqueer animal and so fast did It fly that It. - Pllagpath, Cal.T'robably" thormoat won- - irolored pas.. uuijliilgbl tor-b- ad Tils exhibitions of mother love which ever drew ran right Into" the shot A f teiniairalTTibur's "WrfurtMakVhlclrTTatnre evermadtr-is-"- -tears,u,tne eyes or a matinee girt was that waiK I came upon the carcass; ,which had '..that which was unearthed here tn tne-M'trabrByb4be!rn'Hr7Iukno1r- - themJ!-- that the money waa labeled "issue of 1904.' "watch ttla, (HmiH"tmstrtny cltywlt nesaed 4e froOT stiff. The wine were of fluffy bwn of a cow with a horns an y rear noors it Pallbearers, mourners and attendants, after Mr. Graustark Is cashier in the First State and curiously shaped, I was anxious to bring BBt CompanroTthls city has no horns on, Ra head..: It was several day when a muher. of; town officials off on the usualcustom. .actually burleaTTheTpeai ' a Junket, Tettifned to tell of the manner tn' the flying rabbit home,,, but that nfght tt months before the horns on Its hoofs, began trees. was immediately placed under arrest on which a'tafftintalii Hon- protected Its young. was mysteriously stolen and so I have no and Is a very gavage-anima- l to the funds of. the hank. It sprout.', misapplying northboufld-Centr- al charges pf next When the' pas, " The officials had: come-tt He pleads innocence for it .fights Just as dw?s that he muBt a point In a proof for my,jtory - other than what little none dare go hear declaring the of came train the senger corpse mountain pass and were surprised to see a licleer I have left in my flask. Have another a game rooster and Is more'' vicious. The dead woman and thebearing coins while swallowed the have, were accidentally, funeral attendants ' little distance ahead ef them a male and drink, friend?" . ow.ner, Mr. Kst, Hlrshfleli, is planning to was amazement and surprise. biting them td see If they were genuine. therenotified, female mountaln!iqn jolllng a gigantic " Your wrresjiondent then saw a whole flock breed the species and hopes to develop a new Why hJirabanlss, one ;bf he most proml-neboulder down the aide of a hillock. DeWy of flying rabbits, The phenomenon la wEuTly 1 sport itOTfiKe" the" pBcebr botb chicken Bghl-,- " Wheej TennrfBy long distance telephone.) farmers ot the 'ComWuiiIfy; found the' ' th pair placed the big rock against a 'hole (hie) last mistake when he made a search for the pear' Your unaccountable. quite ing and bull fights.; He held a. coutc " .' in the face of the mountain and then in this, (hlc) hamlet He had week between a bull dgir.n,d Ws "devil cow," time In scareS of HaH, ,.'Jt was rasrvelous : . quits a aevare cold when he struck (hlc Tiers Gwatr, N J.The moaf wonderful sea fish the, name" which eslleots'"6f this sectian-har- e 1b th? eyes Jand waa ana nf the hlmra who were Present the city officials and they pro- - ever seen appeared off 4his town Jwtoe durtfpplie,d to the animal and the cow reduced of a magio weU.onihe (eeded l Investigate, .In the cavern-thethe catilue to mincemeat, giving rise to Alton; litrkature, in .an iAltonian mood, at the ing the past few days once by 'night and found seyon lion, cobs,; playing once- by day. The reptile Is shaped like a ser- industry that of the manufacture of' brought another wonder to the door of James city hall square The, well flow real jioonr i ciii e from Htraetf " arygn t. Alton noted as the owner shine wrUnftT (hlfi, hlr). "rt" 'between 'Its ey The watchers- - hid a short distance away :DIn2 XJngrCtifTlSlThe belief of utility. of the TambmweBTrmrT3art.--Whefl.Che8----to(hlcl.-- The well is a gantlo heaUllghl, which "Tsonly rvislble ST and a few minutes later were greeted by night andwhlch marks the reptile's progress old. American boys that if they dig through san first proclaimed the versatility of his par- Orson made the (hie) wonderful dis- Jim, -footfalls-of the returning-- Hons. the soft th rough the waves. The conatantsputter of ; the earth ihey will Bjideojit n Cbinesiterrl rots powers In profanitrthe bird was dubbed coveryv It 1 considered very-4n- ic prooaois a 4ocular veia-to-dbe enjoined from flowing '!le tuakv loosening a small rock beneath electricity ti the" form i ordotijindrdagher led nature fake-."- So Chessefj Invited a number that the welj-wi- ll Use boullerIltewid-Ut- tt slip a, few feet 'summer residents here to believe that the wlien your correspondent arrived fn a little of persons, among them a divinity student by jths supreme'thtc) court. -- Yon baveO, to the right and both animals passed Into uses its tail for a "Tvireicss ..tnstrn- suburb outslde.of "JJingji Ling, In which 11 to hear the bird rehearse. Since therf Ches- - drop IB cents in the (hie) well to-- make it serpent ., . ta broke. the cavern and out of sight. Your and hus conyeya messages toothers are inverted and 4ang thus from reputation for truthfulness peek-a-boo- that thebands were forced to uhhappyBtraits WhendeBlring a change of darned sojelts or, a button where it would do the most good bene-- , . "Gee!" confided one of the, diets, slipping naiUnto the trousers for a suspender button, "if this 'Hungry Seven" doesn't come back to earth before long, I willjbe compelled to get a pair. of bib overUp with alls that hold themselves buckles and straps!'" a "1 agree with you," acquiesced second hubby, frowning gravely. "I .. -- tf So engrossing was tnrs socieij - hus- " apron back wards "under my eoat so "thathe-fla- p" "the anterior portion of my anatomy. The reason, while not self "evident, is there, and Atmosphere, fJ. CPfiyslctanff mtio consists of a slit tn, my trousers about were performing an operation for ap- six Inches long."by two wide? When. pendicitis jipon Herman Graustafk in eveT the" 'viscosity of my. daily labor were astounded when forces me to lean over, the wldeness this city s from as It were, to they extracted four $5 the appendix of the patient at least-- JouMnches at the widest r-. Theettrrency as piled in the appendix part! when extracted and one. report .has 1 "Now, I know that you are a busy womanjas well as a patient and long-- , 'sufferingone,"and rwotrld not unduly-premy needs upon yout but in that I may continue to circulate In business, circles without causing talk, to "Se : jnpL.aM,I3MCr.may the provider for this family without being run in for unintended Indecent exhibition, I plead with you to take when my trousers with you your aoclety meets, and while I rest ndlan-ho-ls-aaidr Hole-lji-rh- . .to-da- y s the mother ben's nest simply Wfci to.coax her to lay-- nS- - she. being deceived. Intp the belief that she had ial d the" egg, proceeded to hateTi It put, the ; process lakltig four months . Thtf wee chick has no 'feat Iters, and mnch II r-- --' r has ne button hole ostriches O, past, 'The: .Hun-- ' flour-: gry Seven" ished almost tropstitching ically, and crocheting, tucking and talking. Their hearjw ind their finders, r and 1 mliBt dd,7 tongues their w seriously eje' dedicated to. the cause of making' hrlstmas presents town, marshal exhibiting sliir' abomldnlghtr-T- he fled 'ihen he saw the things that the punched a '4 Tbis Is., not a .local option town. Some of the city oftlclalfe missed the being ' "'"'rr: ejevatljDjLdche -- In the an. es- he nce the appellation. J During the holt even as the par- - "ton has been unquestioned, crag which projects front the sUtf-- f The pf'ple do ntlt ilk uiisidn dott-as might be supposed. mm.mm UNUSffriU-OCnTftrtENCE- m raven-bu- s ros-"-stitch- a gigantic OHW0Ot0H50OOt00OiH50Oa00ft . in their appe- tites, but they do manage to stow away a bounteous each luncheon time they meet to. art elevate 33'JI ( : y - wft five-yea- "You may use your Own Judgment as to the "stitch you use upon the aforesaid trousers. Cross-stitcdrop- BfltcKrfitnW-stltcn,-" OTernd-trveT- " stitch, or what you will, cannot fail and will prerent we fi6 fr please-mresorting to a summons for the local tinner or the ubiquitous roofer, "Trusting that this Macedonian call shall be .met with the true spirit-o- f chivalry and patriotism evolved from the cli materiel that makes 4t necessary, I place myself and my trousers 3o not fall in" your care and keeping. me! .. althfuHf, e m: husband. 'Your-tovl-ng O O O :.v.:...:.-- .'1 . , Better Than a Hairpin. " the simpl but. useful tools with which they work, an old printer who dropped In on ui aald-'I- t makes me tired to read all thii stuff about the hairpin being- - such a wonderful toot" he growled. "The hairpin ain't in It with the old composing rule. I used this old rule as a knife, a can opener, a toothpick. paper rimer, a a chisel a corkscrew, a manicure m a set. nut iv:Kf wire cutter, an Ice pick and a ttovettd-Hft- er window faatener Inse it to ilean toe bowl of my pip have fastened my SUapenders with becked tt for bromo aeltier, used It It,"" workmy 'way on frelaht trains; It makes a gtJPd straight-edgcornea In to ' scale flah. and If I had to. believehandy I could it do duty atr.a collar button. a handy tool the hairpin ain't In As the am claaa with the printer's rule." aoraw-drlve- r, to" te J'riaters' Album. , t ... ' ay ' ; corres-(hlc)-ponae- i f1E-COWBO- f'ck II of ghosting Out Lights Not Hard to Accomplish. o fin can has been ment toned as ural advtsfsary of a large class ' of an!:Tfl.'ond..ff,w ;l.ie:-t! round " more crn;i:i i ir ; oiiniipipsent r ); i;.:ur, porfor- - if - ; ' ..,f a tl. ;j which,- - of,jcourae it la . .tfe quette to do, but not before the Agatnrlf thenzone were especially abounding jn the system, it mights ho ..easy for one or two; or several to shoot out the Ilglls in a saltt)n,rmayMpenTn a concert hall or theater the latter being more risky as .an undertaking, of course?- for' where these were women there wcre-- al ways other It Is generally supposed that the un- H4 errihg oi small bore repeating rifle. If Fenlr be more Jooper were alive would" see "airbFKatt yTIumpoTTears Jitll a can more easily down hill by with the rifle-famore than merely stilrtlng it moving with one shot and surpassed ;J.li)deed, discounted. 'Zii. following It up with others. This tsi Sometimes a cow puncher full of something like the trick af fTfle 8HooPydRnehJ"gafrnfiat lbs sheriff "Was ing ol firing under a Cartridge lying on out of town-woutide into Jk Baloon a boardand then exploding; the car- and shobt at Ihe glassware hack of the tridge with a quick second sh'ot While bar. It was not difficult to hit someit is in the. sounds incred- thing that would make a One smash; ible, but it is a feat done by some and if one has Just pulled down: two or AND HIS Y- UN' Xti to-da- crockoiy i lff airs---T- his !tbln?.i tittrosriipi thwmnotmt! moving chjucti with is., easy. the aulte . a-l- ioe isoa,-- - the.;eow-tutiehr-iwhic- h Jbt b even 4 n'ral HiHittkBe-is-iftuch- - - ,m" fkifen, like a great many other pleas- can find tfie"l)1dsorrorbn"lamp7The - Have faith in truth, never tu num-- . ant things In Jlfe-w- aa the means; by mere extinguishing of "a light, howv hrst"v.The great surge of numbers ai so was not ever, satisfactory nearly which the lights wereehotutf-buta- s " smashing of tt . rolls up- noisily, and Imposingly,-b- ut a of fact, the ordinary small oil the accompanying flattens on the shore, and slides back chimney. t In that case, the lame lamp, such as furnished the usual il- would Into the mud of qbllvldn. But a true and everybody out, go nearly lumination of the border edifice, will is the ocean Hself, calm tn lts opinion too Qutlnt. Pum Boot go" cut of Itself wheirgeveral shots re rest,,; eternal in "Us power. Piatt- - " fired at once or close together near It; A v- .- ' At the' Door. and this Is the case even In a. room of " Road to Success. Only aboush marnma-irrrelsconsiderable size, the concussion - of ' Waggles Remember that you cannot be car the heavy: black powder load being rapUty of the mul ried to success in a carriage wltk the of of quite sufficient to do tho trick. One binges oiled, the backs padded, and th4h6tw'. keyholwa- rcan vp.rify;.Jthla bx.aterm:oJt4racttofl t 4ryiaiaMonedV-ydtt T ... I n t"jitnp.obBr"l',7T, rnora, ro vije . must trudga, ' ,, .. ..... '. - "'i-- -; ,4 I) ! - h Pt-Ikl.r- lnh sownjij p d.h HrtP 3 r- . : ,.- ,r i"tg;UieTlTm7-"tliElwiy- I |