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Show OUR COMIC SECTION - inr 1 i - ' Currervj Wit X Killing Time !U 0 . , num pro A 3& (j HOPE FOR JOB The Sunday school lesson was on Job. The superintendent was endeavoring to picture the painful existence of Job to his youthful audience. To this end he was dwelling nt length upon poor Job's sufferings and the futility of medical treatment. A small hoy who bad been absorbed In the tale held tip his band. "What Is It. Willie?" asfctd the superintendent. "Have they tried Doctor Smith?" asked Willie, nautili!; the family physician. Philadelphia Inquirer. Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for TIED AND UNTIDY Colds Headache Pain Neuralgia Neuritis Toothache Lumbago Rheumatism DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART Accept oiTfy "Bayer" package which contains proven directions. tablets Druggists. Tlandv "Bayer" boxes of A no buttles of 24 and 100 12 I "Iifs all tied up. lie says." "And makes a very untidy age at thai !" . i Cuticura Loveliness A Priceless Heritage pack- Resource .! MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL HMM s LETTER FROM "PeDESTRlAW ASKIWG FOR. Mi EDITORIAL ROASTlUQ" RECKLESS AUTOtSTS e a eteu gettiuq- abuse ever siuce TVIEW PESEttVE IT, WEVJ, AU por rue "reckless pedestriaki" is also -- PsSTitleo To Three Cheers by theAutoists ".Nature," explained the philoso pher, "always tries to make compon sation. Tor instance, If one eye Is lost the si'ht of the other becomes stronger, and If a person grows doaf in one car the hearing of the other enr biconu-- s more rente." 'ralth." said Put. "and I belli ve jour right, for I've n. diced that when a man has one log shorter the other Is always longer." The Outlook. THE PeDESTRIAH STOPS CWJ THE CRO?lUCS Some VJWO ATTEUTiOM . To visit THE LAOV VWO PUSHES A BABY CARR.IAGE OUT IklTO TRAFFifi (f sa m mm .leu t2 wmcv.'ise WHO S THE OM " PEOM HAtlSH V.'OK-O!A LET THEIR. WHO PArEMTS THE PtAV IW THE STCE6T YLL A Busy TATP COAD AT WITHOUT EX'E'J WlvSWT" U ? FOR. s GET LAUTCU - V.WV " O'--T OF THE PJ0LX3M1O AMD I'VE THEM CLOCK THE ROAO SO I -C'TOf THE CAR TO AVO'.D HtTTU3 WHO VtCLATCS TVIE LAW BV U0 p TO FLAE A KGHTOU HiS VEHICLE SOMEONE UNDERTAKER," AU OF TVaDA puipose," anf ut In a swered Smntor whole lot of words, same as they do In an insurance policy, so us to ma,ke It hard to remember anything In particular. Always goes good." Washington Star. u It on 'i INCUBATOR & BROODER Aspirin Marked With "Bayer Cross" Has Been Proved Safe by Millions. Warning! Unless you ,,,'G the nan:" "Payer" on package or on tablets ot: are not pelting llv penuine l'.av in stocks and r. bonds pnrtu l'4lUlr,f !::. I.'itff" ef profitable'Wading lii''-- : i A Iiartnb"-- t ': s used by r.iiiliotis for .tores 5f ntiil .Mi j i I, tiifi "l'l. Ktce n for ,';.j cents. pein-ra- l "lanlellon'' GOES a a Is to w.'.v m,.'..e i; nioior ear. 30C icyir; ii.l. h t h bi e doff, Siiy turn iur hBts Tj .!', l ivt "Von le-r- Ivi "srrlvKl" con'rlvxil f J V 1I c:,1!!!! rr' I - .- -J TUtOlS P775W 3W CWt OK WTV V fPOH nai lAUHORV I B0T1CX4 OS aS. WitM don't. I I CvK A VtY "; ifft ErYes PrNcn Visitor I want to sh Mr. .tones, the hanker, who was sentenced ln- - t week. Where ran I hnd him? Warden - The i ashlers' rages are to the left, ma'ntn. Iteally. Helen, I'm nurprlxix) nt Jour oM'iiititf another Hceouut when we en it hardly pay the old ones. Wife (potiiins) So thal's all the thanks I get hnding you new ered Iter. Hrock ton ICntet prise. Permanent Investment ller Father luke Young lmn. would my darling away from me Suitor C rtuiuly. wns iiegotiHtltig I i i.. tvMH. rcn. l rum OHiifrR. I rfii UK tllllK'H WE PAY YOU CASH . 'h. Colds ll.it t.. W A".. HI AHIt i P't--- .'.! 1. iniii i IStllMt- - il lu.HMNu . M-- ti ut l,m ii "ur (!..,n- it imill. inwin- - rxu Kl V la mmut - - THKS l. iNi-- U It ii .. !.tmkl,'tll lid s'tii-t- . e T'-t- . l. turraoiy. INULU- - Ohio. fcr.J sucttssrui. ron o yijui & 90C At all Druggists V T HINDERCORNS I'.i.os, , 1I lentil He u-- rt,'.,t, rN.tnlutt Ui IU n'l .;ell, IV I f Mil i r Bi in-i- i. ii rn N, f. riruuml Vi.rk, ri-lk- f "'.:. t tiin ltiMx.x iu. How True There are do pin cars on tht Toad to success. Thousaniln ct Cobu ii(l inert oi.l women htiifi-rinIrom ncrvousiies.t ! inltttitl run down Bro faclrn? a life of jialn a id will dl;.coV( r a w.iy to ei t quick relict tn the experience of Mrs. Hello Vrli., '.;:' tl W. Place, Penrer, whoje r'very from a lung picca of nufferlns her clofet friends. urprld never f"'l well and Just "If you Jr.iR through the day, tired and fated out: If your stomach rebel al taking food and you spend hours doubled up with pala cnued by InillE'-fHori- ; If you are losing watch oull wrlpht And feci old (let relief before 11 lit too late. "A nervoui breakdown ca.ixe.l all my trouble. Indication, tor rlbl di.iy apellu and beinit tinablo to sleep capped m ftienrth. "Frantically 1 rour.ht relief. Nothing helped me. TIku after reading about Tantue I tried thU wonderful tonic Th flmt bottlo pave tn an appetite. IndlRP-tlo- a dlnappeared. I awe In the morn-l- n rrfreRhed, tny nerTe ralmed down and dluy t pells vanished. I took oa welgtit. - n Ingratitude ' fJ 'aT ib-p- nlr mean lltib ' HURT? . Amatht,? Improvement iu M.-s- Wells' Health Surprises Friends. Looks belter Tfum Ever. Says Tanlcic Deserves Crc dlt Kel otT!'" r islets? No. t'nstt.tiiei of your best. f . PopularDenver Woman Recovers from Illness Negro Cu 't'irner I wet i one of ott stil l; iit yoab ..iek. ie plasioi-rua ':')' - oti mean one of our jMiroiis pi f a. iu T'- -i tiiitnl M,J. baby brother'" "What's (he wouldn't know It If I did." tfff.ttf Grade J 'lift ii;. Wasted Affection "Wulter. do you loe jotir little "S.iy Joe. did yon know Mike rues' wife had lock law?" "Wi ll the Irish uhva.s were lucky." but lils'orx ""r aUQT mi, I -- THAT5 & v ll ii XVt.llIANi1 - ltr.l hk L& Ji'fi B""",(;r.Tn,'' Ti 1 c:r Ui-X'- Finish and Start . ,1 li, ,1. ' PAKKIK'S IIAIU BALSAM Tbr fimn ANV WOOLO HAPPEN QfSPlCTiNG. CONSCiCNTIOOS tVCQ LAUNDPVrAAN bV40UV-V OP IT BUT ;;inl it i. em I In- !'-r- hi ' li Kt !M tml'-ij- i j ' in.- - term. t be-- I'iiir.ni!". - hlitll . Adv. FOR P. Tuftrrc to 7mnk wum SELF- F n v.Ati II ln.;;i.-- ii Helpful bint: The I"-- 8 cfi! o 1 U inl i. li.vi- - rL in w.i U Ion. y, ' . "I Someone Slipped Up WELL ' f i Mil l vii'a k t;ir t iv ti up r ;l I.i mv. Iwl I or or I l l. 'mI "DANDELION BUTTER UCLOiT' Coughs FT. if jil-.l- ilti'tv.' f.-i1 ".; l,r.t li'-l- , Kowfpiptr Vnloa I.--. ft You ran say th!. mtii li for f rn ilio announcer, anyway. He knows his Malioe In life. ROASTED THE FEATHERHEADS If You Want the Best nn' prW lift and f..l.ler ave reorny. I tun now booklnt; onlers for Wlilt l.euhorim and lOmilo lsliiinl Id di of the ! it layinir y'raln In Dipiiou. Aiiln-HI;. 3. .Met'hinnhan, KtirtMin, ireroii. Aspirin proved safe by millions mi prescribed b.v ihy.sifians for '.'" year-;- . Ray "ltayer" when you buy Aspirin. Imitation may pnne dangerous. A'!v. One member of a risliing party was an IrMiin; n who disagreed wry badly Willi the sea. "It's all riiit, old man." said another member of the party; "you're Hot dead yet." "True." moaned the sufferer, "but It's only the hope of dying keeps m alive." Craphir. V-- fV. SoM MU4. Km" Cuticura sbaviDa Stick 2a. DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIN Cirt and lotii was rather speech Ilim ixitkni. Dni i per-iiiane- IRISH LUCK peoesTRiAu!" Vt'trn "Your dlTair." '! mud THEM. tv; A&coT TiME wrrHTvv& "ThliiKs'll Ktraif;liteti out soon," in the Hupper said when hhe fcot n wave. Ointment 26 mrA Vc. Z--r m Something to Hope For LET CARS E'V, AUO THc DRtVCR. OF A WASCW CR- - B'JCuV Banp '' KlO? WILL HARTLV THg warm AureiSrs "ruiRTiw TOT toilet powder Obscuration CMtl-OKE- A PLACHLlUn' OR To . - Nature Compensates THE PEPESTIAU VMO CROSSES STKBZTS LOCKIkk WEITHEFl TO RGWTOR. LEFT THE PEDrsmiAW WHO CROSSES IU THE OF THE BLOCK. M1PC' TWENve rAE AUTO WAS -- For generations mothers have been using Cuticura Prepatatlons for all toilet purposes, and have been teaching their daughters that daily use of them produces clear, smooth skin and nealthyhair They find the Soap pure and cleansing, the Ointment soothing ana healing, should any Irritations arise, and the Talcum aD ideal collet with llu- football team No iiroprirltlon I" hb; For wIipii a elm.) I sliy on tualna They educate hl U'K. Th of Bullojlloudd of MonoaccllcacMmlir A?ilrln la the trade mark of Bnjrr Mamifactur oti fo.-rw- inn think i . Today. I look jouncr and fol bfUcr than I have In ycart. thanki to TaAlae, It re.dored my health. I will never be without this tonic" Mrn. Wells Is only ono of thou-rart- d who have found relief from pain and gained new strength taking Teniae which ! mado from roola, barktt and herbs. Heed this advice. Keep well, keep youth and health take Tanlac. Oct your first boltle of from yur drugslst today! Taal4 |