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Show Fcr Humor a.nc! Jests Thfvt Are GueLr at h;e flrnt marriae er. th mnny, ami unwitta.gly revc-raeusual order of ih aiv!ce, thus making the brl jkfni;n firomi.se to love End obey his biu.shiue !iriK uinioticei at the The error time, but slirt!y aftT it rt twned upon the fattiir of the .ril that a misuika hud ocrurrerJ. and he naid to the min- - a, ho was naturalwas rattier yourf micintfr, A L The cars run vie, rvteed to Drive Away Dull Ctvre. ly of a shy Street Car Tims Tuble of Life The Spice Estate, Sale-Re- al the Family Friend. That waa a puzzler, for the little girl rfcai!y tad not the slightest ld..a, and l0 ioge a birthday present for a n like that would be Sid. But a bright thought occurring to her, she aiigWerfcd quickly: "Oh, any day in June wJl do." New York Times. rn Flu. uter: "Cut," observed the fool maa who "I btllvc. Mr. made you have had permitted his wife to take him John Dromioe to love anJ otjey my along on her search ior a spring bontlaniitt'r. Ah. be paid after a net, "the hat doesn't ttem to fit. Now, pause an'l with a g!y look at his Letter I think a woman's hat should conform half, "I Miii'pose !t won't nuitter mu':h; to her head the earns as a man's." it gtesej-aiieoiijeu to that anyway." "Oh." littered the merry milliner, "there are no fits ."onnected with Inprotttmblw liuainetiMs spring bats. They develop 'ally ward. in the men when the bill comes home." Charity bazaar iu tlie The tallow-fai-e- d young maa the table where the (.trapping Cot So Mmh. Kirl with the lfil cheeks was selliug candy, "If I buy a dime's worth of this," he said, "what wi l you give me a kisa , riu-enl-h y ,7??"; for Uny ri addition?" cents," she said. "I've only got fifteen cents besides tna dime. Give It to me for that? It's for charity, remember." "Yes," Bhe return, d nluctantly, "but in "Twenty-fiv- You fet tme value received when you Invent in Murray red estate Ad especially wheu you choose your lot for a home in time. We Lave of the town, ranging price from for sal 50 oboioo lots, iu t fie jlOO up to 1700. Also bouses (V nu!e or rent in Murray or Bait Lake City. Call and see us at The liable oHioo. WUKliAY REAL EiTATE COMPANY. rt fnraraflrji Iffifai m&9fx e we lose money on every one I sell for that." Deferential. "I I have come to to ask for your daughter's hand." utammertd the embarrassed youth. "When do you wish to be married?" Buaiiped her father. "Whenever you obllRlng youth. "I'm a man of the parent. "Oh, that's all suitor. "What is your the father. desire," FREE EDUCATi the riKht," replied Income?" Pacific School of Cor reepondence of Han Fi uucifco, tlm only rorrexpniulence school in the to tiny lady or gentleman, wet, to give an tdinolute free. Ki'liolnr.-hi-p n, little, work fur this is do to who wiHin or boy taper. girl twenty dixtiiu't li nntheK are titiight tind the pupilliM the ebolce of any of the ntudio. Tim course will continue until the diploma t swarded. A better jiortuoil.v has nevtr h"cu otVered to anyone In Ameria and we tuko prida in belug ahJe to make tin's announcement. The Eacle hH made arrantreiuenf a vviili 0er Our Plan is This ir girl, umu or woman, who wilt secure th nuuiber of uew subscriber to the Kagla by March 1,1902, Will be given a certificate good for a ohohiVHhip in the Public School Of Correspondence. The siihrrriptiun uiiiHt be for a new subscri"r to tbe Eagle for a period of on. year paid do advance at $1.50 and . the. oIom of the content the one having secured the greatest number of new subscribers will receive the acholarhhip. To any bright hoy ptoat HE AMERICAN EAOLE. Murray Institution. C1IAS. HROWN, MANAGE!! I;:::;;::, Dry Mi, hv:u . Ms, 3:;::, lib, CLASS tit J t CRt jji JV Caps, Kotisrs, Hirdwir: Foetry and Groceries. "John," said the prartieal little wife to the poet, "couldn't you manage to Had Arranged for That. (planning an elopement) And at 12 you sneak out of the house and meet me at the corner. 1 won't have a carriage, as we must be as economical as possible. She O, I've made papa promise to pay for the carriage. He ProreMlooal Jealously. The Comedian "I thought you and Miss Poser were to be married thi3 week. Is It postponed?" The Heavy "Gad, sir! She actually wants her name to appear befora mine In the wedding announcement." -- Life. Borrotred Jests. Whv do vnu tie thinca to th 'I have a friend who has been di vorced three times." "Does she play leading parts?" Philadelphia Bul letin. White Did old Green recover from that railroad axident? Black No; but his wife d;J-- to the tune of 2,000. luu4 t tli n'l Min'pHt One of the it" .,' helpful books ever is that entitled "Nerve Waste," M ALL AGO. B it ralwrm. r l)r. bawver tl Sail Frauciro, now in iu filth thousand. This wots; "VS. of an nperieiufd and reputable H. "You say Jones made his barrel lu phjsieirtii ta in agreeable coutrast LANO& MINING ATTORNEY to tho vaat Mini of false teachings a scheme " he married which Una on "Yes; old C.otrox'a prevail interesting Room 800, Tmpleton subject. It abounds in carefully daughter." jLLH LAKE CITY, UTAH coiinidered and practical advice, n Fnd. and ha the two great merits of "Pop, you m pounds, don't wiadoui and fim el ity. BC YEARS' It i indorai d by both the re. you?" "Yes; why do you ask?" " 'Cauce t'other cii!ar press. The litioiiH and 0 day maw mtd the k 'A per. devil would t you yet. au' I was i'iiiciigo Advance hew long It would take you ual ot the book and the applica- thiuklu' tion of it principals will put health to burnV'-At'.- anu Constitution. F hope and heart into thousands of Not rrlli l ir Ahtt the Uvea that are now fcuflrriug Day. They eie i.ikn.g a wu.lt together, LlL-t- t uervoua Designs impairment." through small girl and the family frlen.t. CovniOHTs Ac. The book isll.Oubv mail jkwU the In some way the conversation turnej paid. upon the subject (f birthdays, and thtf mm punt r One of the most interesting V. V. remembered Unit (Aivat ifVirr fvr El r BlM did nut mtfi mtU Wttt.4 nftifjs. lulfTa chapters chapter xx, on Nerves know the date ot the smart girl's nam Tonics ha Ueu day. Sckniific Jlsiscrican. and dNerve nii'iy "When Is your V.r'hhy i". ar?" nh a a sample prii.ti ep.,i m miiMsiMif ..amsi, rtH I. ctispler, ami w ill be ,,..t to any asked. "I must icnd yn a nice .Ut'.s sdilreii f,,r hi.uiiji iy (hn puhliKhel', present." t. KSW York "In June." S Co the smart lil, 1 he i'ai.'ilii' 1'uli. Co, liX promptly. r"lauuisi'o. "Put wh.il day In prrs'steJ U '(la r 4 i ino-- on ihm vo weakness t iud j GRAY lln g.-- I 'miv T wl &tem-s- m capuDli. rellal Is persona tl erei j courtr to repreteot ImaeW oompany o) olid lluancial npiaatioa; (alary year, pavaDte weekly: l.i per Sar absolutely sure ana t li expenses; siralgiit. buna-fiddiAnlUs snlarr, uo eiTtiriilsaKiu; sulary paitf eeu Saturdjy and ejpn ttiuuef Jance4 ear n week SI AMvAKI) liOL;K, M Uuuc burn sU't. CbieaK j WASTED We carry a coin pi eta line of liquid The best Wines, Brandies and Whiskies kept in stock. All the best . Beers on Draught. Choice Cigars and everything you call for at band. pt cbn w ASTKD SEVI K AL PERSONS of iuA acta- - aud repuiaoon in ra"b state (uui lu ouunLy itqu cedi to represeu! and ad verll-old aealtnj busmeal beiise of soilil fl n a 11. . t s'andiuir. Salary ad.lliti.tiai, all pay IIS weekly wl.b nuci-s- tbt ujsei riinelT direct front betdnfflees Hm se and carrlane fiimtsbed ue. Enclose eeifi Uefere. wiieo aaceiary. addrcs.ed stamped enve upe, Manafer 8a Isw. C'b:caKO. Caskis Uulidma, S.p able in cash CULLY & CO Proprietors. -. e "This place Is bound to be the leading suburban property iu the state." "How do you know?" "The agent told me so." Detroit Free Press. WM. LAMB, ( Journal for the A counting Room Great Iiusiuess Institutions Legal Decisions Credits and Collections Commercial Law Practical Accounting Bookkeeping Profitable Publicity , Advertising The only 0 First-Clas- Hotel and 3 Restaurant in the I it Whethsryou are well ettab lnbed, or whether you have Just started, for whether you have not yet bemn, Business will be sine to be of benefit to you. Scud luc. for a co py, Per year II. 11ATE3 BY THE up hre were u,,- ad America did yu YVhjAndown st ilrs Reporter He came , jf duck pants a.h(,(I ct feathers. Baltimore to pku&o all. i The Largest and Best Cup of Coffee in the Cit7 and we will please you. ll Books for Business Men. .... ..... 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Ye promptly obtain U. 3. and Foreign Money of this ::.:;; & ' CJTXX Hilt mmmmsw the best market. West Second 8outh Street, 6alt Lake Citv, Utah. hsfp Md., Marrb 10, loet. Grnttnu . Betag entirely cored o eafara thanks toBaltimorr. your treaim.nt, I will now give yos Binlt history of any cat, to be used at your dMcrttten. ,Dd ,hl' 1 m tUln wor,e-nnt1Utta to tny ha& Z for three months, without any scccm, conwltrd a num. ,rT",nI , r L"jlTl!t lot pbyslciaBS, amopg ethers, th. met emmeut ear specislut of this citv. who told me that OT'T that the brad noises woul then cease, out the ear would b lostnporanly, forever tn New Vjrk paper, end ordered r.urtre.. --J!th?,.'V,Z0y tltV.Mm"t. H ojt'rafew days aorording lo your direcuuns. the nolt.es ceased, and lo-d- y wee after niy heanna in th flu..- -, ear hat been entirely restored. I kcrtily and beg to rcniaia Very truly yoora A. WERMAN, 7jeS. Broadway, Baltimore, Md. - ""I. t'Sty" UP.f' :iA",n ", .0o'lr i in i.je Our treatment does not interfere with your usual occupation. SX? TIME TABLE The followliii is ihf new time card of tna Murrar: trulns No. 4 For Eureka, .Mflini.'i'ih werciir. Silver Illy, m. Nepln and pwlnls between .... S:11 a. m. ';45 p No. - ror u I minis smith r'nim all rlnts south and fer all points north. .U:I7 a. No. Iroin Nepht aud 'italic P poluta YOU CAN CURE YOURSELF INTERNATIONAL AURAL CLINIC, 596 AT KG7.1E cVa?.1"1 LA SALLE AVE., CHICACO, ILL d -- I Kiirth-hnttid-S- . fJLL LINE GZ OF LEGAL BLANKS .... Carriad in Stock sod fur Sale at Ths Eagle Otlics st Salt Lalts City and Murray Prioea. .... Orlglnsl Coupon Lttr File; Oopyfn Books, consult us abotib a We have some tlio earth. of picco hiice plots of roil estate in the he-lt of town. If you wish a lot I.) li.i ,i a U on o i v iMti fit you Circula " f up ) i re tion 111.1:1 'U' '. !' LaW-Warin- g Owviotm wsia Joornala, a Typawriler Suppliss, IEQoS: Lodtf.ra, Bos Papers, Soon ITanlv's Coupon II Kks . . . Pectins, Books Blank Hooka, pooni "iWn Editor s WEEK OR MONTH. We have accommodations lj-Ca- First monkey And man was once our eijiul. Second monkey Y'es, but h;ok at him now. Long ago he lest his tall, and he frequently loses his head. usitor s I) "I am afraid that putilist Is out ot business for good and nil." "What's the matter him; writer's cramp or laryngitis".-Washingt- on Star. Manaclne throw fiat swers to 1 City. EVERYTHINO CLEAN AND NEAT, LIGHT AND CHEERFUL ROOilS. . "Why do you go out between tl e ads at the theater?" "Because I fear It would disturb people if I went out while the net was In progress." fj.hns on Sunday, have you?" "Nothing of the kind. sir. I sot the lines ou Saturda) night and too th?e psh oft on Monday Tribune. Proprietor. If Oflice Management boulh-boiin- He (boldly) Do yon think two can live aa cheat ly as one? S'.ie (blushing) Yes; I do." "Let's become one, then." Yonkers Statesman. Restaurant Lamb's Hotel A wi-- b Nerve Waste. 3asgaefeKtku . roor cat's tail. Willie? Willie 'Causa ain't got no dig New York Press. eatidiles. Glassware, Crockery, Lump goods. dash off some love lst,vveen now and breakfast to &rX us a couple of sacks of Hour?" And then he glared at her and said he wasn't hungry, and didnt like flour anyhow! Tit-Bit- GOLD VS Handicapped bj a Name. Mousy KkOlr. quality of goods. Feoondj Knrthfuuore we guarantt'B o W ANTED-i.ed- lrs and (rntlemsa to latro dace lle "lion;" seller om earth. Ir. bites Eicctrio (euib. patented. ISM. Aaenteare culalug mitrie. Uureeail forml ate , ret oosu of scalp ailiarnu. hxadaubt Soad SOc la the same as an oiduiarr siamtM for uiule. I), ti. Hos, Oea'l Mgr. becatur. U. She Did your trip to Europe broaden you any? He No; it made me short t'lenrly a Fraud. "Mister, cau't ye give somthln" to an The Hardest Struggle. old Boldler that's been cainpuignln' In "And when j on proposed to her," the tropics on the other side of the said the friend, "you were a struggling world fur the lust two' years?" young man, eh?" "Trekking or hiking?" "Yes," replied the financier; "you "1 don't understand." should have seen me struggling to tell "Get out! You're a humbug!" her I loved her." vii-'i- t. aiivr and HMdn . and every issue contains departments oo practloal subjects, such a tbeaei I First, Ws aim to buy only the hen! W Mil at as imnll a profit a s.ih!e. Of goods. Here ia the place to buy jour Then, we have China, Queeneware. ta. Call and we ux, we will treat tm rj RllSIVF ltolh (.irl H)if. "How Is your daughter Edith, Mrs. Priccc. SALOON o-- i If so. ynu will be Interetted In a month y mag ;tzii,e devutod solely to Its Deeds. Its title U Fatm Reasonable r3 bave r MIDWAY It MAN? And he never told a lie." brilliantly. "Well," said Senator Sorghum, re- fleotively, "maybe he never told a lie And then, nsain. maybe that la one of those stories a man circulates now and then In order to make a good Impres slon among his constituents." AT iroe rel'.aWc BUSINESS "I see that Percival J. Mcintosh, the Amalgamated leader. Is now worth J6.000.000 and yet he started in life with a serious handicap." "What was that?" "He was just an office boy." "He had a worse handicap than From ltoiton. "There," exclaimed the kind old that." "What was It?" gentleman who had given the "Folks must have called him Percy." Iioston girl a cent, "what do you say for that?" At He Wa Caught. "Permit me," t;he replied with sar"Then," said Lougbtan, concluding a casm, "to express my sincere gratitude for your most munificent gift. I shall very "fishy" story, "the capture of buy the latest edition de luxe of both the panthers was easy. How do Shakenpi'are's works with it to add to you suppose I caught them?" "I suppose In the same way that my library." liars are usually caught." "Er how's that?" I'tter Irrororonrc ' "By their tales." "Remember," said the mau of ldtals, "that George Washington succeeded Mad tijb an- Tlinklns I'd gi t married If I could Bnd a sensible girl. Slmklns I know a nice girl, but 1 don't mink she wants to marry. At least Ehe refiu-e-d me. Ilmkins Hy George, she must be a sensible girl. Introduce me, will you? we ARE YOU A rnklnd. Co-Opeiati- ve liliM growled "She Is well and happy. You know she Is to be married on the 20th." "Indeed. And how is your other daiiKhter, Florence?" ' fahe Is also well and happy. You know she got her divorce ou the 10th." TLat iarre company ot rvfrDi o:ld taau-fa- l .laii iu; '' t rr per is pr daf ais ilumi)' year, ure and mli t tiralkt, ouoa Cdn. ueSuite aaJHrjr. OfJOGrilae''bu; aaiary iaid ea aud acb urdsr pxpnse ri.dt advaace nTA.SOAttL) UOUsE. tjt iear-bortack ..-street, Chlcaifo. the Ikeslde?" BEAR IN MIND .."JlLto.'Vlyl 9, etc, to 8 p. m., leaving Murray on halt bour sarvlos, ttisn 9.3-- snd 10.30. Lawi. car lsvwi F.rst South and Stats Stleeta at 11 i!i p. on. Feak C. La wto .f. Di. Supt Oidix miata.1 Kailsraf ii Power Co. few words," snarled "It isn't worth mentioning," swered the suitor, thoughtlessly. 4 Wl - South, go.fjg aoutb. Coojil in- - k, 9.3i, replied the Downing an Orutor. "Our early parents were vegetarians," said the speaker. "They subsisted entirely on vegetables and nuts, and fruits." The fat man with the double chin stirred uneasily. "Well," he said, "I guess we'd all be a Rood deal belter off if they had substituted a Juicy beefsteak for that consarned apple." A f '- st ci.miueciDg leaving Murray, I UJUHJIJ.S aer o&e-ha'- a. m. until 7.30 p. on Ueo 9.0C o'clock and 10:W. 8 15 a. m- - leavmr First Sundhy WAHTC3. -everT rounu to Ihe a w . . llubtmr Bands, Brass Kasteninga, Atjwa Pen. 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