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Show He Will Hot Drown Himself. (From the Troy, N. Y., Times.) R. W. Edwards, of Lanslngbur&h, was war prostrated by sunstroke during- the A STORYtfO, - and and it has entailed on him peculiarwritAt present consequences. serious of Post ing Mr. E. is a prominent officer a past Lyon, G. A. R., Cohoes, andcommander-in-chief on the staff of the aid--de-ca- In an interview with a reporter, he said: hos"I was wounded and sent to the tome sent Winchester. at They pital a others to Washington gether with 100 room no of miles. about Having ride in the box cars we were placed face up on the bottom of flat cars. The sun beat down upon our unprotected heads. When I reached Washington I was insensible and was unconscious for ten An abscess days while in the hospital. it has and ear in broke; my gathered been gathering and breaking ever since. The result of this 100 mile ride and sunstroke, was, heart disease, nervous pros- a tration, insomnia and rheumatism; completely shattered system which gave me no rest night or day. As a last rethey sort I took some Pijk pil,s helped me to a wonuerful degree. My rheumatism is gone, my heart failure, dyspepsia, and constipation are about gone and the abscess in my ear has stopped discharging and my head feels as clear as a bell when before it felt as once shattthough it would burst and mynow ered nervous system is nearly sound. Look at those fingers," Mr. Edwards said, "do they look as if there was any rheumatism there?" He moved 'his fingers rapidly and freely and strode about the room like a young boy. "A at fingers were gnarl-eyear ago those so stiff that I could not the joints and hold a pen. My knees would swell up and I could not straighten my leg out. My joints would squeak when I moved. "I cannot begin to tell you," said Mr Edwards, as he drew a long breath, "what my feeling is at present. I think if you lifted ten years and left me prime right off my life forty-seven I could and vigorous at feel no better. I was an old man and could only drag myself pairsfully about the house. Now I can walk off without any trouble. That in itself," continued Mr. Edwards, "would be sufficient to give me cause for rejoicing, but wh-- ri you come to consider that I am no longer what you might call nervous and that my heart is apparently nearly healthy and that I can sleep nights you may realize why I may appear to speak in extravagant praise of Pink Pills. These pills quiet my nerves, take that awful pressure from my head and at the same time enrich my blood. There seemed to be no circulation In my lower limbs a year agr, my legs being cold and clammy at times. Now the circulation there is as full and as brisk as at any other part of my body. I used to be so and dizzy from my nervous disorder that I frequently fell while crossing the floor of my house. Spring is coming and I never felt better in my life, and I am looking forward to a busy season of work." HOME TRAINING. of Albany Co. a-n- W0MAM YA. CONAN DOVLB INTERNATIONAL PRE3S ASSOCMOt d MI in 4:50 and across country in 5:20, btlt how is that to help me? I might be a cricket professional, but it is not a very dignified position. Not that I oare a straw about dignity, you know, but I should not like to hurt the old lady's feelings." "Your aunt's?" "Yes, my aunt's. My parents were killed in the mutiny, you know, when I was a baby, and she has looked after me ever since. She has been very good to me. I'm sorry to leave her." "But why should you leave her?" They had reached the garden gate, and the girl leaned her racket upon the top of it, looking up with grave interest at her big, companion. "It's Drowning," said he. "What!" "Don't tell my aunt that I said it" he sank his voice to a whisper "I hat Browning." Clara Walker rippled off into such a merry peal of laughter" that he forgot the evil things which he had suffered from the poet, and burst out laughing white-flannel- -- light-heade- (CHAPTER IV. Continued). can do a mile on the cinder track ed too. "I caji't make him out," said he, "I try, but he is one too many. No doubt It Is rwy stupid of me; I don't deny it. But aa long ae I cannot there is no use pretending that I can. And then, of course, she feels hurt, for she is very fond of him, and likes to read him aloud tn the evenings. She is reading a piece now, 'Pippa Passes,' and I assure you, Miss Walker, that I don't even know what the title means. You must d think me a dreadful fooL" "But surely he is not so incomprehensible as all that?" she said, as an attempt at encouragement. "What It Means to the Son When He Is "He is very bad. There are some Launched Upon the World. things, yon know, which are fine. That The youth who his launched upon the ride of the three Dutchmen, and Herve world without the advantages of a good Rtel and others, they are all right. But there was a piece we read last week. is placed at a sad disline stumped my aunt, and it to start with. He will often The first advantage takes a good deal to do that, for shegive offense without intending it, and rides very straight. 'Setebos and Setecause embarrasment when he means to bos and Setebos,' That was the line please. And the laws of etiquette are "It sounds like a charm." like the laws of a country every one "No, it is a gentleman's name. Three is supposed to know them, and is pungentlemen, I thought, at first, but my ished if he does anything to break aunt says one. Then he goes on, 'Thlnk-et- h he dwelleth in the light of the them. For this reason it is proper for moon.' It was a very trying piece." a man to pay attention to acquiring Walker laughed again. Clara the art of etiquette and in one way it not think cf leaving your must "You is more requisite for him than it is for "Think how lonely she she said. aunt," a woman, for a man can never remain would be without you." passive in society, but has a number ""Well, yes, I have thought of that. of active duties to perform. Neither But you must remember that my aunt and can he pick up so many hints upon deis to all intents hardly middle-agethat think I don't meanor as a woman can,; he has not a very eligible person. her dislike to mankind extends to inthe feminine gift of seeing without apform new ties, and dividuals. She pearing to look, of covering a mistake then I should might wheel in the a be third almost before it is made. He has no coach. It was all very well as long as I eye in the back o his head, neither was only a boy, when her first husband does he appear capable of carrying on wm alive." mean a conversation while taking in every"But, good gracious, you don't to marry thing that is going on around him. that Mrs. Westmacott is going Clara. gasped Under these circumstances it is plainly again?" down at her home-trainin- g d, necessary that a man should, study etiquette; he cannot imbibe the manners of society unconsciously, so his best plan is to find out exactly what he has to do. Grace should not be consciously attempted, but when ease of manner likely to is once obtained, grace is low. fol- Educate Your Daughters. At this season of the year parents lave to decide upon and select the educational institution which their daughters are to attend for the coming years. In this connection we desire to call attention to the educational announce ment in our advertising columns of the Academy of the Sacred Heart, St. Jo- o Their buildings and grounds are attractive, locality healthful, teaching in all branches thorough, and terms reasonable. Parents fortunate to select this school for the education and training of their daughters will, we are sure, be fully satisfied. Next session opens seph, Mo. Sept. 3, 1895. For further information address Mother Superior, Academy of the Sacred Heart, St. Joseph, Mo. Th Chinese Style of Boats. There are three Chinese junks In San Francisco bay engaged in the shrimping trade. A reporter, who visited one of them, the Lund Sune, found everything arranged contrary to nature, acThe cording to the western notions. deck ran athwartship, the anchor hung over the stern, the rudder had a large holes in it number of diamond-shape- d sail was hoisted and the batwing-lik- e ith an uncouth windlass, though it would be quicker and easier to give the halyards a few pulls Then the ribs came up a few inches above the deck and the ship planking ran beyond the stern,j as if the ship carpenter had forgotten to come back with, a saw and finish,! his job., Nevertheless, the captain 0f the Lund Sune regards her as a clipper, and wants to enter in the 'Fourth of July .regatta, if' there is to be one. ' y ' Ready Wlt' of the Celt. Th0 death of Sir Patrick O'Brien rK calls his'reply in the House of Com-- : mons, to Mr. Blggar, who had been nag-- ; Sing Sir Patrick for the fun he could get out of it. "Sor," said the latter,; "if I Were to say; to this house that I re-- J : gardid the honorable member for Ca- -; van With contempt and disdain, what would the house reply? Bor, the house "would Bay: .'Pat, me' bhQjr, r.rolght ya ireJ The young man glanced with a question in his eyes. "Oh, ft is only a remote possibility, it you know," might hapsaid he. "Still, of course, to what I know like I should and pen, ought to turn my hand to." said Clara. "I wish I could help you," "But I really know very little about Buch things. However, I could talk to my father, who knows a very great deal of the world." "I wish you would. I should be so glad if you would." "Then I certainly will. And now I must say good night, Mr. Westmacott, I for papa will be wondering where am." .tie "Good night, Miss Walker." stalked and flannel cap, pulled off his away through the gathering darkness. Clara had imagined that they had been the last on the lawn, but, looking back from the steps which led up to the French windows, she saw two dark across toward the figures moving came nearer she could house. As they Harold Denwere distinguish that they murmur The Ida. sister ver and her to and her rose ears, voices up of their childlike little musical laugh the then which she knew so well. "I am so desay. "So lighted," she heard her sister no Idea of it. proud. I had pleased and were a such surprise and a Your words I joy to me. Oh, am so glad." "Is that you, Ida?" "Oh, there is Clara. I must go In, Mr. Denver. Good night!" There were a few whispered words, a laugh from Ida. and a "Good night. Miss Walker," out of the darkness. Clara took her sister's hand, and they the long foldpassed together through had gone into doctor The ing window. was dining-roothe and his study, red small sinffle upon A lamp empty. the sideboard was reflected tenfold by the plate about it and the mahogany beneath It, though Its single wick cast dimly but a feeble light into the large, shadowed room. Ida danced off to the but Clara put her big central lamp, arm. "I rather like this her hand upon she. said "Why should we quiet light," not'have a chat?" She sat in the docand her tor's large red plush chair, footstool the down upon cuddled sister her elder at her feet, glancing up atand a miswith a smile upon her lips was There chievous gleam In her eyes. . In Clara's face, a shade of anxietr as she gazed into which bleared away eyes. blue frank siter hr"Hav you anything to tell me, dear she asked. and shrug to Ida ave a little poutsolicitor-gener"The h- -r shoulder. prosecuthen opened the casearefor the to cross- "You going she. eald tion," m al examine me. Clara, so don't deny it. I do wish you would have that gray satin foulard of yours done up. With a little trimming and a new white vest it would look as good as new, and it Is really very dowdy." "You were quite late upon the lawn," said the inexorable Clara. "Yes, I was rather. So were you. Have you anything to tell me?" She broke away into her merry musioal laugh. "I was chatting with Mr. Westmacott." "And I was chatting with Mr. Denver. By the way, Clara, now tell me do what truly, you think of Mr. Denver? Do you like him? Honestly now!" "I like him very much indeed. I think that he is one of the most gentlemanly, modest, manly young men that I have ever known. So now, dear, have you nothing to tell me?" Clara smoothed down her sister's golden hair with a motherly gesture, and stooped her face to catch the expected confidence. She could wish nothing better than that Ida should be the wife of Harold Denver, and from the words which she had overheard as they left the lawn that evening, she could not doubt that there was some understanding between them. But there came no confession from Ida. Only the same mischievous smile and amused gleam in her deep blue pea-jack- eyes. " she "That gray foulard dress began. "Oh, you little tease! Come now, I will ask you what you have just asked me. Do you like Harold Denver?" "Oh, he's a darling!" "Ida!" "Well, you asked me. That's what I of him. And now, you dear old inquisitive, you will get nothing more out of me; so you must wait and not be too curious. I'm going off to see what papa Is doing." She sprang to think her feet, threw her arms round her sister's neck, gave her a final squeeze, and was gone. A chorus from Olivette, sung in her olear contralto, grew fainter and fainter until it ended in the slam of a distant door. But Clara Walker still sat In the dim-l- it room with her chin upon her hands, and her dreamy eyes looking out into the gathering gloom. It was the duty of her, a maiden, to play the part of a mother to guide another in paths which her own steps had not yet trodden. Since her mother died not a thought had been given to herself, all was for her father and her sister. In her own eyes she was herself very plain, and she knew that her manner was often ungracious when she would most wish to be gracious. She saw her face as the glass reflected it, but she did not see the changing play of expression which gave it its charm the infinite pity, the sympathy, the sweet womanliness which drew toward her all who were in doubt and in g trouble, even as poor Charles Westmacott had been drawn to her that night. She was herself, she thought, outside the pale of love. But it was very different with Ida, merry, bright-face- d little, quick-witteIda. She was born for love. It was her inheritance. But she was young and innocent. She must not be allowed to venture too far without help in those dangerous waters. Some understanding there was between her and Harold Denver. In her heart of hearts Clara, like every good woman, was a matchmaker, and already she had chosen Denver of all men as the one to whom she could most safely confide Ida. He had talked to her more than once on the serious topics of life, on his aspirations, on what a man could do to leave the world better for his presence. She knew that he was a man of a noble nad ture, and earnest. And yet she did not like this secrecy, this disinclination upon the part of one so frank and honest as Ida to tell her what was passing. She would wait, and if she got the opportunity next day she would lead Harold Denver himself on to this topic. It was possible that she might learn from him what her sister had refused to tell her. slow-movin- d, high-minde- CHAPTER V. A NAVAL cute and as greedy as a Rio shark. Yet he goes off for a fortnight's leave, and puts my boy in full charge, with all that immense business in his hands, and a free hand to do what he likes with it. How's that for confidence, and he only three years upon 'Change?" "Any one woujd confide in him. His face is a surety," said the Doctor. "Go on, Walker!" The Admiral dug his elbow at him. "You know my weak side. Still it's truth all the same. I've been blessed with a good wife and a good son, and maybe I relish them the more for having been cut off from them so long. I have muoh Jo be thankful for!" "And so have I. The best two girls that ever stepped. There's Clara, who has learned up as much medicine as would give her the L. S. A., simply in order that she may sympathize with me in my work. But hullo, what is this coming along?" "All drawing and the wind astern!" cried the Admiral. "Fourteen knots if it's one. Why, by George, it is tbftt woman!" A rolling cloud of yellow dust had streamed round the curve of the road, and from the heart of it had emerged a high tandem tricycle flying along at a breakneck pace. In front sat Mrs. Westmacott, clad in a heather tweed a skirt which just passed her knees and a pair of thick gaiters of the same material. She had a great bundle of red papers under her arm, while Charles, who sat behind her, clad in Norfolk jacket and knickerbockers, bore a similar roll protruding from either pocket. Even as they watched, the pair eased up, the lady sprang off, impaled one of her bills upon the garden railing of an empty house, and then jumping on to her seat again was about to hurry onward when her nephew drew her attention to the two gentlemen upon the footpath. "Oh, now, really I didn't notice you," said she, taking a few turns of the treadle and steering the machine across to them. "Is it not a beautiful morning?" "Lovely," answered the Doctor. "You seem to be very busy." "I am very busy." She pointed to the colored paper which was still flut"We have tering from the railing. been pushing our propaganda, you see. Charles and I have been at it since seven o'clock. It is about our meeting. I wish it to be a great success. See!" She smoothed out one of the bills, and the Doctor read his own name in great black letters across the bottom. "We don't forget our chairman, you see. Everybody is coming. Those two dear little old maids opposite, the held out for some time; but I have their promise now. Admiral, 1 am sure that you wish us well." "Hum! I wish you no harm, ma'am." "You will come on the platform?" ' "I'll be No, I don't think I can et, WI1-liams- do es, that." "To our meeting, then?" "No, ma'am; I don't go out after din- ner." Highest of all in Leavening Power. Junketing: Trips. The Dolphin will be busy this summer. with Assistant SecreShe will start McAdoo, on a trip to embrace the naval tary reserve stations. Starting from Baltimore, the ship will touch at all the northern ports where headquarters of the reserve are. The cruise will last about thirty days and may extend to some of the southern ports. Thv Dolphin will later take Secretary Herbert on a trip to the naval stations of the north, includNewport and Portsing New York, Boston, mouth. There is no regular station at Bar ship will go there nevertheHarbor, but thereach less. She will Newport when the season is at its height. The Register believes that official inspection by the naval authorities should be made In a vessel of the navy. This is the proper course. But is not the practice being overdone and too much government coal consumed on junkets? Is the duty to be performed commensurate with the outlay, or could It not be discharged as well and much more economically by going by rail? 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"Now, gents," said his honor, suddenly whipping out a gun, "the tirst man that near that pile gits it in the neck." joes In an instant every man's hand went to ais other hip pocket and as his honor dived behind the desk twenty-tw- o bullets went where he had through the window back ofmen were waitbeen sitting and twenty-twing for him to stick his head up, but he did nothing so rash. "Put up them guns," he yelled; "put up one of you them guns, or I'll fine every d tor contempt of court." New York Sun. "Sanson's Magic Corn Salve. Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask your druggist for it. Price 15 cents. J. S. Gill, a wealthy Vermont manufacturer, has offered to the Odd Fellows of that state property valued at $20,000 for an Odd Fellows' home. II the Baby is Cutting Teeth.. that old and sure and use Be Shinichiro Kurino, Japanese minister at Washington, and K. Matsu, an attache of the legation, have arrived at Newport for the season. 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Bend your sweeps and waste containing gold and - w How He Could Tell Whether It Was a company each othBoy or a GirL er upon a morning When John L. Sullivan was in Washramble between ington a year ago he amused and a crowdlessof than who happened to listeners lunch. The dwella of be variety intellectually superiorn to ers in those quiet crowd of hangers-othe average tree-line- d roads who the great man's memory worship were accustomed to an exhibition of he with for what was, see the two figures, in attainments which, according to the long, thin, austere seaman, and the John's of brawn instead brain ideas, tweed-clad short, bustling, physician, and fistic prowess plays the better pass and repass with such regularity says Washington Post. He told that a stopped clock has been reset by part, the age of any man in the crowd them. The Admiral took two steps to who learned enough to. add, subhis companion's three, but the younger tract was divide a series of compound and man was the quicker, and both were John furnished, and nine which equal to a good four and a half miles figures, ten out of hit the mark. But one times an hour. he performed, and in which which feat It was a; lovely summer'day which he believed with the fervor of an idola-to- r, followed the events which have been deinto the marvelous. It involved scribed. The sky was of the deepest the goes whether the first born of a telling blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds given couple was a boy or a girl. The drifting lazily across It, and the air way that this feat was accomplished was filled with the low drone of insects was secret with the pugilist, a or with a sudden sharper note as bee but in profound of a burst confidence he disclosed or bluefly shot past with its quivering, the method to the writer. To solve the n hum, like an Insect tuning-forthe only necessary data are problem As the friends topped each rise the full maiden name of the mother and which leads up to the Crystal Palace, the full name of the father. According they could see the dun clouds of Lon- to Mr. Sullivan's formula, if, after don stretching along the northern sky- counting the letters in both names, the line, with spire or dome breaking sum is an even one, the first-boris g haze. The Ad- a boy, if odd the Issue of the union is through the miral was in high spirits, for the morn- a glri: For example, all the letters in ing post had brought good news to his Mary Jane Brown and Hiram Smith son. an odd form a total of twenty-thre"It was jwonderfui. Walker," he was number. Result, a girl. If this formula, saying,, "positively wonderful, $he way is reliable it will serve forecasting purthat boy of mine has gone ahead dur- poses as well' as the establishment of results;- but lino editorial ing the last three years. We heard1 post-fact- o from Pearson today. Pearson is the guaranty goes with the prescription; senior partner, you know, and' my boy Cuba has twelve varieties of mosquithe junior Pearson and Denver the flrat. Curinrtngr I'd do- - Is Pearson, as toes and 300 varieties ot butterflies. long-draw- Robert E. Scott, who died at Augusta, Wisconsin, the other day, was a nephew of Sir Walter Scott, being the fifth child of Charles Scott, a younger brother of the author. He was born in 1820 and came to this country in 1844. CONDUCTOR E. D. L.OOMIS, Detroit.MIch., says: "The effect of Hall's Catarrh Cure 1 wonderful.' Write him about it. Sold by Druggists, 75a If women's sleeves get much bigger than are now It won't be necessary for them they to wear anything else. 1 enemy's country." (to be continued.) T WAS the habit of the Doctor and the Admiral to ac- f2 mm F7D "Oh yes, you will come. I will call in if I may, and chat it over with you when you come home. We have not There breakfasted yet. Good-bye!- " was a whir of wheels, and the yellow cloud rolled away down the road again. By some legerdemain the Admiral wardly. New York World. found that he was clutching in his Old Heads arid Yung Hearts right hand one of the obnoxious bills. He crumpled it up, and threw it into You sometimes see conjoined in elderly individuals, but seldom behold an old man or tie roadway. woman as exempt from Infirmities as in said "I'll be hanged if I go, Walker," youth. But these infirmities may be mitihe, as he resumed his walk. "I've never gated in great measure by the daily and regBitters, an been hustled into doing a thing yet, ular use of Hostetter's Stomach and sustaining invigorant, or woman man." whether by medicine of the order, which also "I'm not a betting man," answered removes dyspepsia,highest constipation, biliousness kidney trouble. It is adapted to the use the Doctor, "but I rather think that the and af the most delicate and feeble. odds are in favor of your going." Baron Edmond de Rothschild has purThe Admiral had hardly got home, the recently exhumed specimens of and had just seated himself in his dining- chased Roman silver works found near Pompeii, -room, when the attack upon him and has presented the collection to the Nawas renewed. He was slowly and lov- tional Museum of Paris. ingly unfolding the Times preparatory Reduced Kates to the Kst via the Union to the long read which led up to lunPacific Svsterrv. To Boston and return August cheon, and had even got so far as to To Louisville, Ky.. and return Sept. on to his fasten his golden pince-ne- z For additional information call or write to d he heard when nose, thin, "eo. Ady. Passenger Agent, 041 17th street, a crunching of gravel, and, looking Denver. Colo. over the top of his paper, he saw Mrs. is about to estabThe Russian Westmacott coming up the garden lish a medical government school for women, and it deto exclude Jewish women from enwalk. She was still dressed in the signs trance therein. singular costume which offended the on us" P irk r's (Ji"jyr Tonic notions of pro- The sailor's more 3ie its good qualities are revealed In dispellas not he deny, priety, but he could ing colds, Indigestion, pain and every kind of looked at her, that she was a very fine weakness. woman. In many climes he had looked The young Jewish element of Dublin. Ireupon women of all shades and ages, land, has organized a Young Men's Hebrew handassociation. Quite a large number have albut never upon a more clear-cu- t, signed the roll. It will be the first of some face, nor a more erect, supple, and ready in Ireland. kind its to glower womanly figure. He ceased w iild oftn bp nleasnre as he gazed upon her, and the frown were Walk'i? It not for the corns. Thee pets are easily smoothed away from his rugged brow. removed with Hinder corns, 15c at druggists. 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