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Show 6 si f ii twitch ff mm m m Itajil bit fin liunuiiis iijiHiMiuiumiia nents (Dukes of Hazzard with heavy artillery). Rated R - Nothing special; nothing Everybody wants to see the hero escape dangerous situations, make it with beautiful women, and rescue Western innovative, GoUetteye is simply good James Bond. The latest installment in the 007 series is full of the familiar conventions: highspeed chases, big explosions, hot chicks, gravity-defyin- g civilization from certain stunts, and terrorists with unexplainably impressive at Goldeneye's beginning. private arsenals. It's all the same old fun, and people who attend this film know they're getting into meaningless mental masturbation. It's fun to see a fresh new James Bond played expertly by Pierce Bronson. It's fun to action-adventu- re vil- lains in defeat. It's enjoyable to watch a psychotic femme fatale that derives sexual pleasure from combat. Fans just love highspeed car chases in the city, and GoUetteye delivers only the best when Bond hijacks hand-to-ha- U N U N I nd o t lovely e4 rd ride from the hotel 90-min- ; maowa the" a t'soing fj fj ) ThissMferV;46h;d mm fksutas 4) funding and accomplishments of the terrorists. Audiences will have to get over the fact that James Bond defies human nature. He escapes big thugs, big bullets, and bigger stunts but jump-neas:slly- free-styl- he sWrpiTh mmmm r..&. Theajps - . ski-addi- ct, destroys anything in a city aepm'mmiim .WMUermniore with electric circuits, is an impossibility The point is that James UTAH TY O F G O R A M HOI S rS itog.1l Union Thurs. & Fri. 12-- Room 0, 1 Sat. 10:3010 Admission $ For More Info Call m li,r.llllll r ttiill"',"",","",",,",,5",""",,l"",,,,""1 1 .00 581-310- 9 3 fM if1 Saltair e;' J self-parodi- ed Goldeneye weapon, that SCCD . 130 GntimVWUmkU still finds the stamina to make whoopee with the heroine immediately afterward (no man is this virile especially not a Brit). Who cares that the infamous R a. l die-ha- My favorite was the Aerialist ing in Breckenridge, "Colorado. How do they do that? Miller and his crew took e tha$Jta Jansever get tired of seeing all the twelve best jumpers in the the aerial stjunts that only world and spent a day with thenv Just . bird? for fun'. The, crew built jumps, then hMd9,1an4vAe,ngx)f steep i iBIml recorded these guys defying gravity;" cliffs iri jingle t ..x When you see this, you will have a sud- -, begins wim a toHguinichefekgeiH)' cal lesson about why we lave: snpwi If den new-dun- d respect for air birds, and fcqolejd had lit the the dwnlju only eth simpler fjakimg in and of itself. tle bit more, tKertHverwould have n Commentary throughout Bond is exciting. Mindless "Endless Winter". This is an idea you can fjaimmrs-ftiller himself should get a tell Miller, also the narrator, relishes escapism is harmless from tive, Jut doesn t. His dry time to time, and Goldeneye kes JbMing-h- o attitude of dishes it up delightfully. is, anoids to tne bravado or Goldeneye even manages ikmrWose..J.?!rwith theihest soow- up eTCfytnMgi'dtiift'gtf' i to poke fun at itself. Classic a gi plowpclsib frieno.1 don't call my mom. fdon't have James Bond conventions are "EndJesOiter'' plays at ithe Onion, here, especially money in my bank account Skiing is all I Thursday, an irtOxson " with the hilarious, events can thinkaboutl . V ; J., Speh'Tall on.,friday and ijafiday at t that transpire in Q's laborashown so we 6:30 ip-AHere ,we have a p.m. Advancedckf ts can be cannot identify him, much like frosted purchased for $6 at the Union desk, $7 tory. So take off your thinking Flakes'addicts; "Winter" tabi attoUft"dII4ayhH;l4iBer has traveled the ends of the the world cap as the quarter draws to a fcTciipj close if you like. James Bond Blue tUvevJnvolttmiai9 iake seen a $Jjm won't enlighten you, but it Tahoe to BoGvia ancl Amntin:; 'dotf miss this will make you smile. ne! AsMiUer puts it, "We oWtknoVa tifc kij,. . Bret Angell skier snowboarder who or Chelene Fortier wants win gle Never mind the implausible P -- wanpfcg leap off a cliff from a motorcycle into a diving airplane N i.. T the"VVrrefe the stunts are laughably unreal, such as the asinine I ter to end," VouH even see a clip or two of those addicts who take the hot and dusty dirt in their Salomons.. m Miller likes to gat jgtAMfOK.Qg i.u me peoples wn u louow ubtc snpw.- ui jui . altea-$ifad- destruction. Never mind the fact that V E RS i I.: i Lili J i. ski. J uic uumiy iiiu af i uuii i imvc uuiic feWjiLmesrJhtveended upjet&ndjrtiser Jaz, the only lift oh the tOunta'in is abhfand seem tofind myself more MtentBperatecl by machinery thMltesback not in the lodca. buthe fire, olavin? to the '40's. The, onlv run is a trinle injwedjsnowbunwjr So jit seems rather black diamond. And the resort is only a a tank and pursues his oppo- GOLDENEYE watch stupid, cartoon ENDLESS WINTER Director; Warren Miller v Director: Martin Campbell r J2- flnfclUUIMM h nuu uiu... utuim Riff Thursday, November 16, 199$ It V v J , |
