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Show LEHI FKEE Pl'.ESS LKHI. I'TAH OUR COMIC SECTION Little Jjlk Humorous i i 0 Ceau ASCJ SCytHWfir- ue- important ' ' J Events in the Lives of Little Men Q j i r- speaker engaged small town arrived Do soo Know wow TTI6UCS ' PREPAREDNESS, -i A COUPOOKD N in not sure me aose is correc' measured, throw it awav tUOCThg .;... .7 cold with water and glass aeI ure over again. You may life by being careful when meajJ ing medicines. bread in them ,m roll cubes, and one-inc- h then milk; condensed sweetened clear in very hot. deep, lard for one minute, or until golden brown. t . should be washed in ion c b Tien tying children's shoes, t string in bow first, then the W In a single knot. They wilful then easily become untied. to your flavor To give a new ham try pouring epiced picWe Keep an empty anap card hand and when taking snapi o! iuice over it before baking. old garments snap them on the Ink stains may be removed from card. This will save time of equal for them whe wall paper with a solution are needed parts of ammonia and hydrogen Did you ev.i- OJ dipping y0B peroxide. , , fresh fish in milk before rollirj Never trust to memory in giving them in corn meal or bread crumbf doses of medicine. Read the label preparatory to frying. s u j,,, Aawctatrd Nt tpapcrt. t least three times and if you are lecture in a the after- noon. The place seemed poorly vided with bills, and he thought he would find out if people knew store anything about what was in for them. He entered a grocer's shop. "Good afternoon,' he said to the man behind the counter. "Any entertainment going on here tonight? while Anything that will nelj to an evening?" away The shopkeeper gazed at his wiped his hands, and then replied, slowly: "Well. I expect there s going to be a lecture. I've been selling eggs all day Weekly pro- q - WHEN WARM SPELL COMES LOOK OUT FOR IN POORLY SMOKED SKIPPERS PREVENTS skippers, green mold. rancidness, or hardening. And flj. ror? "Skippers," the Una of a fly, ub,ch batch tm meal not properly tmuked. Greatly enlarstd She What do you mean by following me around for hours? He thought you were my wife. She Well, I'm not. He Er will 'y be? t. Hf Sf JST Speaks Volumes iNuH?Jlt that And How! surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing as tc whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon: "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation." "Mayhfc," said the architect, "but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that Aas an archiA tectural job." "But," interrupted the politician, "somebody created the chaos first!" Montreal Star. Modern Methods Bobby (short of money) Say, Dad, have you any work you'd like me to do? Father (taken by surprise) no but er Bobby Then how about on relief? TAKE SIJMPIN, M mm WELL, TMlS s A FREE LIBRARY A l MY IT2 Why putting me PiiiiiiiiB sll FWfF MEAT It penetrates every crevice and por of the meat surrace. It positively WIFE WANTED FINNEY OF THE FORCE Ml(f Items of Interest to the Housewife t i 1 Eiderdown tepid soapnane suiuuw. PLUS to HOUSEHOLD QUESTIONS Curious "Who is that lttter from?" "What do you want to know for?" "There ou are! What do I want to know for? You're the most inquisitive person I ever met." C. C. N. V. Mercury. During cold weather, keeping meat on the farm Is a simple matter. But when hot summer comes, or a warm spell In winter, look out! You suddenly find your meat, Into which so many hours of hard labor and feed have been put, crawlin? with "skippers"! This little worm (shown in photo above) Is the larva of a fly, which has laid Its eggs In the moat. At the first warm spell, they hatch. Rut there are oilier troubles besides skippers. Green mold often develops, or rancidness near the bone. The meat dries out, gets too hard to eat. FIGARO-sinoke- meat Is il tti finest you'll ever eat. AND COSTS NOTHING! eosti Actually FIGARO-smokinliie average farm you notinng. loses 50 pounds of meat every year through Improper smnliins. At 30 cents per pound, that's $ir..fto! To protect your meat, to puaninlee ft. cry pound of It keeping perfectly, will cost you less than cent per pound, the FIGARO way And using plain salt In the cure, then brushing FIGARO on the meat afterward, actually will cost joo only HALF the cost of using "smoke salt." HAS SMOKED OVER TWO BILLION rOUNDS OF MEAT nuc-thir- d I More than '"tUT f boy, J f'smr. . :(0 years ago. 8. Eugene Oolglu, Texas farmer A I'Vk AA V what I the discovered It was Id old smoke house that pre- served the meat ONLY ONE PREVENTIVE This secret led Thorough smoking Is the only to condensing of known way to prevent all these smoke In quanttroubles. But how? Everyone knows ities, and, with how uncertain the old smokehouse method Is. Other smoking S. E. COLGIN, uho certain addltlonj to Improve the methods, or substitutes for smoking, discovered FIGARO flavor of the are likewise risky. How can you tell whether or not the meat Is thor- meat, this Is FIGARO Condensed oughly smoked? Rut if you want to Smoke. It has smoked more than be absolutely SURE your meat will two billion pounds of meat since come through the hot summer that time. Your dealer has FIGARO, size smokes months sweet and wholesome and or can get It. The eatable, don't take chances. Rrush 500 pounds, and costs only $1.50; size smokes 250 pounds, every square Inch with FIGARO the Condensed Smoke. It Is a liquid ; and and costs only $1.00. Adv. 32-o- 16-o- z. THE FIGARO CO.DALLASJEX. Manufacturers of Smoke Products FIGARO Condensed Smoke-Barbe- cue Smoke Seasoning Sauce-Saus- age With a Will Fat Lady I'm putting on weight, doctor. What shall I do? Doctor Regular exercise. Push yourself away from the table three times a day. Zanesville Times Repair-Ma- Horn Shall n I install a loud or soft horn, sir? O'Leary Just one with a dirty sneer. Y. M C. A. Brooklyn Cen tral. one iVo'v sn- - UNLESS THE FEATHERHEADS " W yf l 4 By Oi Wntvnt IlilF f mU 4. Doing Things Right N 7 AS TrVikJS SOME TARS 1 SET To AND JWffi 22 mp "Say. is there any danger in this business?" "No, not unless you get shot." All LADDER Formal Announcement "Who is boss in your household?" "I am," said Mr. Meektor.. "Is that a fact?" "I'm not verifying my remarks. I am simply repeating what Hen-- , rietta told me to say in case any. body inquired." ( lbu you fsl ll S I Milk of Mad Ukaia SELECT SHOULD KMOW coulduT reach CHAtP? PROM L S' THAT f BuT BaT M (f j I vAS TMERS SCARED A A -- MOUSE fV? Mf Y(JY T a Absolutely V V UOT ' ftt 7 "There is always a tie between a father and son," said an after dinner speaker. And if there is, you can bet that the son is wearing it. Enough Corntossel (at the phone) "Hello! Hello! Kin you let me talk to my wife?" Operator "Number, please ' Corntossel-"Say, mon, Miss!" I ain't no Mor-- . Lewiston Journal. Called was testing the knowledge of the kindergarten class half-dolla Slapping on the desk' she asked sharply. "What is that'"' Instantly a voice from the back row The teacher said. "Tails! Jester PRODUCTS f C L 35c & 60c bottles 2Qc tins mJWS9C'1 J a mm H s lifcHJirWnM urf THE PC R TC CT ANTI ACIO. in inn The Original Milk of Magnesia Wafers 6 ADVERTISED BARgllUS QUR readers should always remember that our community merchants cannot afford to advertise a bargain unless it is a real bargain. They do advertise bargains and such advertising means money saving to the people of the community. |