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Show 3 .3 J I 4 i LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHL UTAH crrnn OUR CniUTT' i I V PTSTeujEl ' 'iJsj nn,oiT ! For merchants: No fiolnoos Ac- counts. For showgeers: No Hank Actors. For church clabs: No Recy Anec- dotes. Events in thhves cf Uak Men i.li--Ko i WTTTl Be-- ' For the wets: No Rotten AkohoL For girls next door: No Raucous Arias. Boston Transcript TO BE FOOLED "Benry," exclaimed Mr. Peck one evening, "are you aware that for the last hour I have been reading yoa my c!ub essay on 'AVoinen fn PolltkiT "Yea, my dear. I know it" responded Henry. "But you went to Bleep. Ii that showing me the proper deference?" "Why shouldn't I go to sleep? The superb logic of your arguments met every doubt so completely and solved every problem so absolutely that I was won over right at the start and I thought it was not necessary to stay awake," "Well, then, that's all right, Henry." Wife Now, John, dear, Try sister, BelL and her steady are coining to c&il on oa tonight So you must act the part of an Ideally happy married man. She's not quite sure of him yet .John (savagely) Leave It to me I That lobster trimmed me to poker game once. This Is my chance to even matters. Just leave It to me! Border Cities Star. It He's Been Told , THE LOGIC OF THE SITUATION ALL OVER NOW . For snappish couple marks Acidulous, - Irate Father How can that jroong man do ft day's work after sitting here playing and yodelir.g till aJd- - i nlght? Marion He says four hours' sleep ' , Is all man needs. , Who fclm told Father what Irats( a man. needs T Brooklyn Eagle, ' - H Lack of Interest "That stunning blond has seen looking at you al! evening. She says she wants to meet yon." I know It but there's nothing ' doing." Safe at Last "Come, old man, yoa owe fcer an "What Is there to console a man , . apology." In prison asks lecturer. The "No, I owe her alimony." Boston thought that be hasn't got to get tip la the middle of the night to see If Transcript there are burglars In the place. ' f Improvement London Humorist Tom I went to marry a fcirl with i r 1 i.njt.rL' j Self Starter A $20,000. -- drink strong coffee. It excites him m. .If too ciuch. Wife If hla coffee Is not strong, he gets excited of his own accord. Kolnlsche Iliustrlerte. ....... How It's Done "How is It that that wizard deo-tat the circus side-shocan poll teeth so painlessly?" "A brass band blares out so Imd-l- y at ' the dentist's signal that" the audience can't hear the victim wLen he ho.'lers." Pathfinder Magaslne. Wat It Monday? The Bosun Why didn't you, report those signals from the flagship? The Rookie I thought they were Just hanging out their wash. Brooklyn Dally Eagle, ' OF THE FORCE ! t L A- MISTER wfcU- - WELL ! 1 vaVnb cave etyiniG" FINNEY r "So you had all the men following you at the summer resort?" "Tes. It was really too easy. Why, I dMn't even have to wear my three most extreme bathing sulta at all." ' -- Z f M,S BASE. BAIL ' Giving Himself a Break H- YCU "" " P-'- NJ yJ AB- - - F.tW. Not Worried Father's bedroom door opened In the middle of the night He sat up In bed. "Who's there?'' he asked. "Me, dad," aald a small voice, "What is it, sonny?" asked the boy's father, mystified. "I think there's a burglar downstairs, dad," said the boy fearfully. Father yawned sleepily. "That's all right my boy," he said, "Toddle back to bed. He'll get nothing here but practice." ,f ft'T l ' . Dick I shan't marry for money. I shall marry for brains, Tom Naturally, we're both after what we've least of. Border Cities , . , Star. , DoctorDon't let your husband I Gob Humor Mess Cook McGarry (at football No Pride He I know where I can buy it training table) How did you find the meatT Rood second-han, car for three-flfty- .' , , Clemens By looking under the She Oh, Tom! Would you like to potato. U. S. S. 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