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Show Triumphs and his T. had .,it. fbe Fable of a. tl( to u By deprived of the cWk, frum d hnds himself jJ ,ryillg l0 1 ine on the Worhi . .. n. Certains that 18 a g'XHl like trv,,, . U'Wt " Britk , , withour -f It is durLev. ing the cruel t the one who has a Landscape Gardner suddeulw d cides that l:e can do better the Pla, lu , good Movieby and the incipient Lawyer gues out in a l ord taking Orders for a Nursery. Jefferson got shut of Act-ri- tis without suffering a single (ramp. It seemed to wo.k out through the Pores. In fact, he told his Relations on Commencement Day that he had almost decided to take up Social Service and he a Settlement Worker and gu about u" try-ou- iade by was a Boy nameJ on his Back Jefferson who lay n one whole Orchard a n mapping out his Fu- Hid Bt th Vor u arts' . --.in carried his Mil leetn V pin Feathers. but already l ..rttr.fr Ai'nr his ,j Knjn urwu."6 I Jur VCE tere Aft-rtoo- except i up t uiay b n't Prir being a Treacher Hp nad been Soup- - ! everything hf was tha wath!n& tn him tliat organized to do all Week except wear Suit in CUUJuin.ii"" Willi n and beam like a Head addressed, had It on good Authority t, rh I'arson didn't have to pay Rent. No matter where r the Folks who saw him com and lay to kill Tellow-Lejt- s Foundations of an old fashioned At every .tor, ShortCake. AM he could go as far as he Neighbors on the Ice cream. Lilac Cuttings "eo sent in the first had Corn on the Cob j osually he aneau oi uie weeK litt ( I picking was the oniy iame ror ir HeM seemed to have no Draw ki On Sunday Morning tne I'reacn tu Boss of the whole Show. He ted out the Songs and no matter it he said, no one dared to give L my Slack. It seemed to little hereon that a Keller wno naa nee to be a Minister and then got Lked with some other kind of a shot in the Upper i was a little Idiom jy, to quote the Picturesque some three Decades ago, The Webster Stuff. the time that Jeffle was 10. and Bj It on a baggage Truck to watch the LoChoos wham by, he had forgot- to about his Determination B all blanch his way through Life as a Win. He was now all set to be a Run. Noth- o on a good Passenger to seemed could It exceed him, H, of the Blue Uniform, the e Glory Irrile Attentions at every Way Sta Gesture to the En-ll, the imperious carried In the Hoi the Lantern Mr, of the Arm, the Rollicking Comdeshlp of Traveling Salesmen and e expert flipping on and off. frgrt pain! in, not i tpui Bayer linutes offered made, s such If yon bat the es and tablet ispina, taking, lingia know laches, a, the tys the pportt knew nil the Trains by and was saving up to buy a tary Silver Watch. It was all fixed. ben he grew up he was going to n No. 5 into the Grand Central ev- Evening and then wash up and go the Minstrels. We discover him at the Age of 15 sting Throat Lozenges and making Jefferson amber Preparations to be a great He was just at the !igh School age when the Legs and i'ental Perceptions are wobbly, when lie Voice and the Outlook on Life are anging and when the Whiskers and any impracticable Ambitions are ba nning to sprout. Jefferson had tried out his new Bari- ne on Nerval, whose Father fed the peks, on the Turk who lay In the awed Tent at Midnight, and on partavus, who formed the first Equity association among the Actors doing In the Arena at Rome. He was fonts fie of the main Elocutors in Lincoln Psn and his Stuff had been going I r big. Consequently, when he came jraer tiie Spell of a visiting Wind jammer who spoke for nearly two flows In Court House Square, he was pried completely off his Feet and fesolved that he would be a Public met or bust his Vocal Cords in irried Po-tic- Orator. to sell, N yeart f ! ced b stores nil 7 W ! ify to for t rry rM id "ie Attempt. The great Word-Painte- who r had M impressed our Young Friend be- 1 tn thn mA C ..1 a ... l c performers who loved Metaphors and . Mm! nair-mitrri me Type is still in th. rh nnf ntinnoa hut has him on the Rones. Along 1905 he was a Darb. The one "Hired bv JpfParann nhln irnra o FMSted P. A. and wnu trvlno- tn he Carbon Copy of DanlPi Wphstpp nnd "getting away with all of the stand-pmiieTricks w v .no k, Se Flag and Cry and Stars the pluck I1" of the Firm ogtne on Je radio f f d FUita S f ' m Van TAurn in from miles ITnc, n.A1M ha around in order to e their feelings massaged and get net nn Try-Ou- t Years. Knowledge and collect Endow- Thro"Sh his membership in a "'and berniiao r,t hi kod. a nnoF. Med ha k "nnj OH'-- ' S beeo given the PrinciPal male p art in a Performance . by the Chlb, and he has ,e'lne, that nuu moil una ilind t rm h clure ne iss maae up nis bC a celebrated Aptor. Al-hns been Photographed in Shaking Hands wiih Lowly PpiDff Jr V ' 3 V ;i no- Jefferson copped his Sheep Skin in June and along in July his Male Parent asked him if he was going to indefinitely and he said No. he had been looking around for the Agency of some good Car, so along In September we find him soliciting Life Insurance, only to learn that all persons still living were fully covered. So about all he did for the remainder of the year was to play Santa Clans at a Yuletide Festival put oa by the Church. s Early next Spring, in order to relieve the Tedium of Life in a Small Town and to prove that two may live as cheaply as one if they stay in Bed and don't eat, he up and got Married. When he announced his Intentions, the Parental Blessing could have been heard a Block away. Now we find bim at 25 in a good Boom Town helping to lay out a Residential District costing $40 an Acre and about to be sold for $100 a Front Foot, ne has a Bungalow, a Baby Carriage and a set of Golf Clubs and is active in the Chamber of Commerce having been selected to give out the Identification Badges at the regular Luncheons. It seemed that Jefferson at the age of 30 had struck his Stride, rung the Bell, and brought home the He had become the head Babbit in the Boom Town already mentioned, which will be remembered as the one having to be seen from the the Station, reading as follows: "Watch Us Grow." He was worth a World of Money if all of his Property was worth what he was holding it at. Every day he sat around with other busy talking about building a Million Dollar Hotel, than which there is nothing more easy to talk about Now we come up to the Present and we find Jefferson back in the Home the General Store Town running founded by his Father in 1S77 and also having general Supervision of the two Farms. He is just where he was destined to be from the Beginning. He still has some Holdings in the Town which started out to be another Chicago and then stubbed the Toe. They are Corner Lots and will he all right some Day, if not sold for Taxes. MORAL: All Roads lead to the Side-Mea- Bill-Boar- Cigar-Smoker- Lunch-Wago- Nothing "Romantic" in Tears of Willow Tree Scientifically the right of the "weepbe chaling willow" to its name might lenged. If the willow really tried to weep, some of its tears would be Just puffs of gas instead of pure, sappy, sob stuff. one The truth is that the willow Is in of the plants which always has gas was fact This system. its hydrostatic Association reported to the American Science by of Advancement for the Prof J B. Overton, of the University health. of Wisconsin, in a study of tree wood vessels In the willow the tiny fall carry which in spring, summer and filled completely become the sap. never rewith liquid. The year round they of the gas, small a portion tain at least norwhich helps to fill them in their condition. mal winter Fih fish a nntort i us,u tn . The tuna waters found in the Mediterranean nnA Pnnifln trii tfi .,1.1.. nuu and on the Miamic an tYia It Is known among sponsim-Is distinguished and leap! ng tuna." black or dark by its i,ro Klrp nearly In m n aooc, sides. ;ih silvprv by tunas it , xnnimnrrl.lllv- they i nsnes, purse are usually caught by huge nK.mml tllAm a circie n..,u.... cast seines is conimom.v schoo ,1s and the catch four feet In me young fish, less than 30 pounds about average and length rresn iumi in wei ht. Very little canning wuusthe In market, sold entire stock. the iry absorbing nearly game - nn-..- i. - ettl Ins Crmoe'i Ilandli ,f..lnrl cruiser i.rwu.-.When the German ... off thP by sunk was in tho World Japan Fern. made their way war. two or the sailors . ; to Robinson Cnwes ipiiioo. Herald. " So Im- - to the Ronton with its nenuiy mm pressed were they nave "" resources thnt they a i vimiiiunlstic tUOllMHHK " it nnd are re-.wh lirh they are Inviting The colony to me over emits from all to Chile, already island, now bellonging 2S.". of has a pop'1 ilntion ifirr t. 1 Trade Figures Show an Upturn in Philippines an- ble Resolution he was still under the Influence of the Baccalaureate Sermon which, very often, will help to guide Young Men and Women through Life for at least a Week after they have heard it. The Demon Realtor. Tuna n ks whether they wished to be noyed or not When he made this . whlch saJ"3 that in the me Hero he was "adequate." "e Fact that the Local Sheet did ',0 BD 0f the harrowlnR de" Nil m PrVeS thnt niore News iS pessed timn ever get8 Illt0 j.fint. ahwl1 an(1 VttiTT dcclded t0 wgree rather than disappoint (,,, fra rtn,$ncebut he was ,lst achlns, t0 JIn Ian, regular Com-tL n(d hve his Photo In a Frame of the Grand Opera House. n the Period of his College hrt 1 1 iL are hunted California, or me one giuma o. angle rs as M k partd blue t US now nh Ahtlu MUsouli, Mont Missouri Deter forgets. Witness the fact that Wll 11am Frank Earuhart will receive IIS 45 JlltKJUrt has owed aim for almost thirty five years. The money was due Earuhart for the period between the time he was railed to serve as a member of the Missouri volunteer (uarda. in the Spanish-Americawar, and the date be entered service. "I'm glad to get the money but It's too bad the state doeant pay Intereet on ita claims." Earuhart marked. K- WNU Service .,n Sally Sez Missouri Will Pay Bill Owed 35 Years ' GEORGE ADE . Mennalda for Nept une -! , SB - H he 1:S- AcroDatic Horoscope the hasb, "th E!ni"ly required a number of beautiful mermaids for his retinue yi,tune me aquatic pageant at Long Beach, so bathing girl were put to work netting them. Miss Adeline Angove was the first one caught .t Will Straighten River to Correct Boundary U. S. and Mexico to Curb ratic Rio Grande. Er- Washington. One of the most important rectifications ever contemplated in a boundary between the United States and a neighboring country, is arranged for in a convention recently signed In Mexico City which provides for the straightening of the Rio Grande for 87 miles below El Paso. Tesas. The convention must be ratified by the senates of the United States and Mexico, and agreements must be made In regard to engineering details. "The problem along the Rio Grande Is a common one with rlvera in all parts of the world that run through arid regions," says a bulletin from the National Geographic society. "Very light alluvial soil gathers in a wide, level flood plain ; floods come suddenfrom ly because of the quick run-of- f the bare mountains and hills; and the swirling waters cut new channels through the easily yielding soil with almost every major rise. "For ages the Rio Grande wandered at will across the broad valley that lies Just above El Paso, as well as over the equally wide valley that lies below the city. A careful observer driving over the valleys can see almost obliterated channels of the past far from the present river. Maps since 1850, when the earliest American surveys were made, show a confusing maze of looping and Intersecting lines that represent the dim ghosts of Rio Grandes of 25, 50, 75 and 80 years ago. Jumbled Property Titles. "As the Rio Grande has been the boundary since ISM between Texas and New Mexico, and since 1835 between Texas and Old Mexico, the wanderings of the river In the two valleys near El Paso have caused constant disputes and have played havoc with property titles. In the upper valley, the problems have been domestic. Innumerable lawsuits between property owners sprang from the erratic river changes. "Finally the states of New Mexico and Texas became involved and took the whole tangled matter to the United States Supreme court. It was not until that tribunal handed down its decision in 192S that numerous residents In El Paso's upper valley knew what state they were living in. For many miles the boundary fixed by the court does not follow the Rio Grande of today, but lies a considerable distance to the west along what has been determined to be the river bed of 1850. "Straightening out the Jumbled boundary situation below El Paso has been a much more difficult task because two nations are involved. There have been numerous treaties; but the temperamental Rio Grande has frequently created situations that existing treaties could not quite be made to cover. The most stubborn problem of all has been Chamizal dispute, wherethe slice of by Mexico claims a valuable the city of El Paso, asserting that the true international boundary is along an old bed north of the present river location. The Chamlznl sone Is not considered in the recently signed conconsld- vention, but Is left for special Improvised Incubator Saves Baby Born on Ship . imhlps were- born In l,ivei which arOrcoma, the Pacific liner rived from a 4.000 mile voyage from Valparaiso. The first weighed only three pounds saved by nt birth, and its life was hurmeans of an incubator fabricated box. old an sugar from riedly The Incubator, made by Chips, the and was carpenter, had a glass top , i m. Tu-n- . froVi kept at a constant temperature where the tropics to Snnfcinder. Spain, Infant was the hahv was landed. The fed with milk from a fountain pen filler. Treet Form Monogram Cnn.ish. Me. Nature hns placed in front of Robert Pike's monogram some day will the farmhouiie which he trees Inherit from his mother. Two Initials the form so they are bent and the "It. P." One tree Is an elm a maple. other eratlon on some other occasion. "East of El Paso the Rio Grande meanders over the almost level valley, forming numerous loops, great and small. When extraordinary floods come, the river Is almost sure to make a short cut across one or more of these loops. The patches of land left in the loops by the formation of a new river bed are called 'baneos.' When a banco is formed. It Is, of course, shifted to the other side of the river. Thus bits of Texas have In effect been tossed suddenly Into Mexico ; and fragments of Mexico, Into Texas. River Wanders Around. "If baneos are very small they become a part of the country to which they are shifted. But If they are large, the International boundary continues to follow the old stream bed. A striking example of large areas cut off by river changes Is found 25 miles east of El Paso near Fabens, Teias an area considerable enough to be seen on large scale maps of the United States. One can cross the bridge that spans the Rio Grande, drive a mile or more south, and still find himself In the United States. The International bounlittle dary there Is a grass-growdale that many years ago was the bed of the river. "The convention signed by the United States and Mexico calls for the first time for the deliberate creation of ban-coThe plan Is to eliminate the many kinks of the river by digging an artificial channel where necessary to smooth the stream out Into a series of long, easy curves. Approximately the same area In bancos will be left on each side of the new channel. These will become the property of the country on whose side they He. The new channel will be adopted as the International boundary and will be 'pegged down' by engineering works Including levees riprapped banks and protected curves. Such works are practicable now where they would not have been a generation ago. Floods have been mitigated somewhat by the building of Elephant Butte dam which creates a huge Impounding reservoir for the Rio Grande in central New Mexico." d s. Manila, P. L An upturn In the volume of exports of timber and lumber from the Philippines to Japan daring 1032 was noted In trade figures Just released here, while exports to the United States and foreign countries fell off considerably. The exports to Japan, principal In). porting country, totaled 80,019,643 board feet, the customs declared valae of which was 722,737 pesos, compared with 35,708,320 board feet In 1M1, val ued at 934,217 pesos. To tho prevalent low price of lumber and timber waa attributed the difference In the customs declared valuation durimj the two years under consideration. Lumber and timber shipped to the United States during the last year amounted only to 5315,083 board feet valued at 340,275 pesos, as against a total of 20.318.0SO board feet In 1831 with a customs declared value of 1.290.723 pesos. The United States la next to Japan the Importation of lumber and tlm ber from the Philippines. Besides Japan and the United States the Philippines also shipped Its lum ber and timber to the Netherlands, Spain, Italy, Hongkong, the Dutch East Indies, and Africa In 1932. In Planes Are Banned From Landing in U. S. Forests Missoula, Mont No airplanes may land, except In emergency, or on offl clal business, within the great "prlml tlve areas" set apart In Montana for ests recently, Evan W. Kelley, regional forester, has decreed. In the South Ford, Spanish Peeks, mountain Absaroka, and Mission "primitive areas" no roads penetrate vast forests and precipitous mountains. The districts were set aside to pre serve wide expanses of virgin territory. Few, If any, persons either live or visit these districts there are no serv ice stations, advertising signs, hot dog stands, or summer homes. Emergency landing fields have been built in the areas to provide means of rapid fire control, after the department decided against building road Into the districts even for this purpoa There Is not a road In this wlIdertAaL Mountain goats, deer, bear, elk, and other game are abundant During vacation periods experienced rangers will conduct parties Into the districts. Plow Turn Up Gold Rusk, Texas. Emerson Polk, negro, has quit farming. His disc plow wan to blame. It unearthed a glass Jar of gold coins, said to amount to $925, recently. Forthwith, Polk bought himself a motor car and "retired." Indian Prince Is Wealthiest Man Almost All Suffer Reverses. Hereditary Fortunes London. "Buddy, can you spare a million or so?" Strangely enough, In these days of depleted fortunes and vanished bank accounts, there still exist in the world a goodly number of men who could, If they wished, answer In the affirma- among the outstanding millionaires of Europe, have suffered severe reverses. Among them Is Baron De Rothschild, the great French banker, whose hereditary fortune dates back to the Middle ages. Once regarded as France'a wealthiest man, his place Is now shared by Francois Coty, perfume manufacturer, and M. Menler, candy manufacturer. tive. survey of the money monarchs In Europe and elsewhere revealed that the Nizam of Hyderabad, one of India's most powerful potentates, still stands at the head of the list of richest men In the world. In bullion and coin he possesses $500,000,000, and the art treasures which fill his resplendant palace are LARGEST FAT MAN A valued at $1 ,000,000,000 tm 4a. mtmA hmm iiirut u wt'n m put f iknaA It, I BOMI JNDUSTBT tMArkj A factory has been found in the south of France. Utah High School of Beauty Culture M ntm M iJta CM OW, eak R Itutr Crftri PntntlH lam at liprtulM IflWIH Iwi mdulM M M mM na MwaM hr warwa hi iM aw tan- - III m MwiiiMM. hvtitiph w mr vhh in hm Ua Ihw arm hr hi Miltpa M a mpav t "" ADDRESS - ,: THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY this Mrmlajr aa4 Tv tnaipa at far WU t?p4 U Mti I r 'm iNTERUOUNTACr tt, INTKHMOUNTA1N kmm. INTEKMOKNTAIN bMrawa INTEKMOUNTAJN Jm. Mr hifmlte wn raiwtnwtai rnm 1NTF.RMOUMTAIN flMt. rf ' AM I Ma thMM dotnr Ta r faartMa Mil haar. Tbr tip thtr hats ha Bartta Aj santle Banaa heahL Aarane ran att tMi iin INTERUOUNTAIN (aai. I ' Blacaralr jraara, MRS. CENB ANDERSEN; WUaar, Uaha. P. S. Tha follow! n Incldtnt raatty haa Bna4 this awrnlnc. SPERE TENT & AWNING CO. TtntaAwnino Camping Supplies "Everything In Canva Goadi" S. W. Tcmpla Bait Likt Cltj 17 One-ha- lf million believers profess Christianity in Syria, largely due to the French. ASK TOUR DRUGGIST FOR APEX CREAM AN INTERMOUNTAIN PRODUCT The trouble with getting into trouble is that the exits are so darn hard to find when you want to get out. In Trade UTAH WOOLEN MILLS For BLANKETS Your Sail Laka City. Utah Writa far Calalocaa mat Datalk Wool GASOLINE Packed With Power BEET SUGAR TIIE ONLY HOME SUGAK Although Lithuania produces no silver its coins in tho metal hare face value of J 1,240,000. Piace Your OrderaiaiUrNow Itekt am I taat ItrWtt, irt iraMb, fitKli liti aW IntailMl. n MUMn kaa Mr te tolan a im kMHl li tn itrlMvs at fcMtari, i4 nana Mid ktim. inn hi 9tl prhtl Hi cut ImaH m Nam fual Mm, " more. Bankers, steel merchants and newspaper proprietors, who were formerly mmmt AND FATEONIZS fm ffMit Ramshaw Hatcheries Ukt Wf to. St ita Strerl, Salt Ciq. Rs FIREWORKS Everything For The 4th oE July to $500,000,000. tobacco. li i Next to him conies Sir Basil the "mystery man of Europe" who amassed a fabulous fortune In munitions during the war. While his fortune has been greatly depleted, owing to the fall in munitions stocks and other securities, he can still point Another huge fortune belongs to Senator Agnelli. Italian landowner, who has some $1 27,0000,0 K) to his He Is, Incidentally, one of name. Italy's 15,000 millionaires. That country has more extremely wealthy men than any other In the world. One of England's wealthiest men Is Sir John Ellerman. shipping magnate, who can boast of $100,000,000. The Duke of Westminster, who owns acres upon acres of Imdon's most valuable property, has a similar fortune. High on the list of British multimillionaires stand the famojs Coats families. The former Wills and amassed a fortune of about $75.0HI,. 000 In the manufacture of thread, while the latter made Its money In Oar With aw hopiM this wtl lift ft 4 Mr Ht, hy art tiy Write for Price List W. II. BINTZ CO. Salt Lake City, Utah Joe Ragglo of Philadelphia Is considered the world's largest fat man. He weighs 750 pounds and baa not been out of the house for fifteen years because he Is too big to get through a doorway. He eats 12 pounds of spaghetti each day and 7 pounds of hot dogs, 1 gallon of coffee, 3 quarts of Ice cream and 00 to 70 eggs. It takes 8 yards of cloth to make his pants and 6 yards for his hard-boile- shirt d Germany Originated Tailoring Tailoring as a handicraft apparently originated in Germany. ff PJ,JVJ (fr par wark will ha paid tnlcl, an "Why roa ahaaM aaa InUraioonlaln mad Gooda" Similar ta aaara. Sana1 your atorr In araw er Teria ta In. tarmoantain Prixtoetf Calatan, P. O. Baz 1544. Salt Lka City. 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