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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHL, UTAH rr Jp New "City of Health" in New York U- - t- - k : On the Funny Side SpeaJuag Freak! Judge Guilty or not guilty? Accused Not guilty. Judge Have you been sentenced before? Accused No. It's the first time I was ever caught. Die Woche im Slid. rcrcoIizcdVax Skin Young Keeps mi 0 Mm aa mmm pni mm m SkmmL fm MriMks af aaad ' - til liciM bbuI n )'.mimmtr. 1mm '" U.f hi kmn Ua mm mmm mm m tmm Ma u mm In ir. 1 1 1Mb . mi mmm inly fcr rnrni It linliiil T Mm. (pp "N rvjT' !I 11 J Women said: AS NEAR AS POSSIBLE Two young men were In earnest conon matters regarding the fair sex. "How could yon be so deceitful as to tell Miss Trim the was pretty T" asked versation rJ M' ' j'1'! I I III: I 5 ! ill SI . iSLilli , S Cuthbert. "I wasn't deceitful st aU." I 1 xJF" II H II li tl I ifM . . F urn "i m- &. ""M"W'""!'!!1'II - "rrwrr - . . ' . i I. ...iJI, '"V w'1"" - ' ' - ' . -- v ',55. jgr1?' iwwjyuw' .mm,,,, , -- -J medical General view of the soaring white walls and tower of the recently completed New York hospital-Corneh streets. The magnificent $30,000,000 structure is shown and Seventy-Firiea tf enter on the East river between A staff of 1,436 persons is gradually getting the plant Into operation. When It 1 of M it appears from the river. folly furnished, the hospital will have a capacity of 1,007 beds. "But. my dear man," said Cuthbert, "you don't mean to say 70a think she is actually pretty?" "Of course not." replied his companion. "What I told her was ihat she was as pretty as she could be." Stray Stories. HARD TO BELIEVE ll Sixty-Eight- st y j Battle for World Trade Tightens Up unV fried and New Methods n Redoubled Efforts. I "The series of trade No, WAshington. dajmgreeinents between Groat Britain and ie Aer. dominions and colonies recently trolsreacbed at tfie conference in Ottawa, tiick Canada, probably will bring about far Hutqreacaing alterations In the existing kI iror! 'trade pattern,' says a bulletin e "Strom? the National Geographic society. 'Thflj raising of new barriers is sure to result in redoubled efforts by the i Pgreaf industrial nations outside the JSritlsh empire to increase their world t r0Ttradi both by tried methods and new , Ones.. j United States Commercial Attache! "Heretofore," continues the bulletin, 'or 7the, leading exporting nations of the and Old world have gone about Rewjmatter of drumming up trade' in the their own. piwayi characteristically JPltlj its staff of trade experts at home r j. In tie Department of Commerce, its ,one' Commercial attaches and trade commissioners In 59 foreign ports and centers, and its even larger of consular agents scattered jggroup around the world, the United States leek to keep its finger on the pulse jf w6rld trade and to assist American ras,banQfacturers and exporters to find jew inarkets and to make better use , .5- ' tt old ones. "Great Britain has always placed hief reliance officially on her army of hjonsnls who are to be found wherever he Jny onsi'l(ra''le stream of goods rises 30 flow into the great currents of world I Aside from tins ofiicial body of lgens, a veritable army of salesmen aMjeat its way up and down the world it Rjeekftig to satisfy whatever need arises jjrade. Ainjrith'r.ritish goods, "Pf anpe, to a large extent, has if jejt I sped-- I Oak May ICOfYear-OI- d I fNot Survive the Winter L I Nalick, Mass. The John Eliot oak, net whose age horticulturists estimate as t wi'Aigh as 500 years, will not survive the nortjrlgori of another winter, Natick na Hvesffear. It "was under i anl1 Sbiddle of the this tree, during the Seventeenth century, Labahat John Eliot ministered to the Indians, whom he believed to be the de icendants of the lost tribes of Israel. And it was this same tree, last to that inspired I.ongfellow to pen ". Jh poem beginning, Hliou ancient ""jaklj whose myriad leaves are loud saitb sounds of unintelligible speech." Killed by leaking gas fumes that en Moped its gnarled roots five years taitf0' t tne 0,(1 oak has continued to rno01tan, though only four stubby limbs . Ipreid out from its almost barkless sn rmxt today, and those who have feaatcied It down through the years freatear another winter will se the toaiai of the landmark forever alized in striving for world trade, by placing emphasis on her artistic products and by building up the idea of I'aris as a world art center. This Is especially true of fashions, perfumes and Jewelry. Reliei on Trade Fairs. "Germany maintains the usual staff of consuls in foreign commercial centers, but places chief reliance, in the struggle for world trade, on her great international exchanges or trade fairs, such as that at Leipzig. "Sweden, not to be outdone by other nations, pursues a well organized plan to obtain Its share of world trade. The great industries of the country have banded together In an exporters' association, which operates under governmental sanction to stimulate Swedish exports, and maintains agents in foreign countries. "Itelgiunt relies In many cases on honorary consuls. But at home the Belgian government has taken very definite steps to help export trade. An export credit committee has been set up with authority to grant a governmental guarantee, up to a total amount of finO.OOO.OOO francs, for payments for the sale abroad of Belgian goods and goods from Belgium's colonies. In addition there Is in Belgium a national industrial credit society which similarly aids in financing sales to foreign countries." MOST PERFECT ROBOT "P ) & ST i sur-ter- 5 " r e In fact one out of every three of ker atients Is a man seeking to lm-r- i on nature by having his face nc'prov Doctor Noel said. j,tiff4 ay Ia ler twpnty years of practice Doc-JP- r Tayi- Soel has performed 0,000 esthetic pe?$tlons, mostly on those whom age ionthrPatPns t0 dismiS8 from the lmhls. triiUworld. I! Hdllister, Calif. A ground squirrel igtotiwitai, neither eyes nor ears has been by eleven year-olJohn Kd- (j0iltftrapped "ard Menez on his father's ranch here. Upon casual observation it . t ttfpreired to have t.o head, but when aHrc!osoly examined it was seen to have jj f nifnial mouth and nose, apparently I part of its stubby neck. The re- wlnder of the body was normal. I f i four-year-ol- d broadcaster, disappeared, Tommy was seriously ill. The father broadcast a plea for the return of the dog. It rained "cats and dogs." In 24 hours 179 persons telephoned they had seen Flash, and 20 pet owners led their canines to Hamilton's office offering to lend them until broken-hearteTommy recovered. d Mountains Are Ice Iceland. The "moun Reykjavik, tains" of Greenland are really a vast glacier range, according to Dr. Laugc Koch, leader of a Danish expedition to the island. little of his life was learned Schnocke was born In Paris, France in 1S42. He left France In his youth to seek adventure In America. He joined the Union forces In the Civil war and was mustered out of service at old Fort Richardson, at Jacksboro. Texas. Schnocke bought a few acres of land here and built a small hut. Ho fashioned his clothes from sacks and lived off the herbs and wild life of the Such were the tales that pic hills. hired him as a "wild man" that only the bravest neighbors went near his sat ion a cabin. Old settlers' folklore describe him as going to tell no doubt surprise you. Miss Kutting Well that Is a surprise. Funny I never noticed It before. How long have you been thinking? But They Ara Doing It "Where are you going In such a hurry?" "Just taking a train for Hollywood. Got a wonderful idea for the movie urn Pigeons Robinson, Pigeons must "bide their time" before roosting on the courthouse clock here. Sheriff John Keller doesn't object to the bills resting on the four-foo- t minute hand when it Is going "downhill," between the hours of 12 and 0. But on the "uphill drag," between 6 and 12, their roosting slows up the giant timepiece and the pigeons are going to get a bullet Instead of a nap, the sheriff threatened. the before theg knew how Lls Oxydol U fa hands and dainig thing I 'Ap Richer, thicker, 50 more suds suds longer-lastin- g that's the reason this nrnaring soap can do bo much and 6 till be kind to hands and dainty things. Rinses clean, softens water, never balls up. Splendid for use in washing machines. newly-introduce- You needn't climb over Experience Speak won't you Why I will only marry Daughter who knows sorrows. Father I see, a widower. Illustrierte (Berlin). Deutsche has discovered and republished a pamphlet written years ago by Rev. D. O. Van Slyke, preacher, soldier and farmer, declaring that "the veritable garden of Eden, or a place that answers the Bible description of that notable spot better than anything yet discovered," is located In Trempealeau county, Wis. Washington Star. A cable road was at best a wirepulling affair. the house Get Rid of a Bad Headache in Few Minutes a man learnt its Wisconsin Eden Found to unlock the gate. marry life and has MADE BY TTTR tUKER! OS 1VOKV SOAP e. A Gulesburg (Wis.) newspaper d Janitor." Father Fritz? a. a. Mt. Pioneer Telephone User In Paris the red ribbon of the Legion of Honor was recently awarded to a man named Giroudaux, because he had been the first person who, fifty years ago, subscribed to the telephone! In the eighties of the last century there were only about 200 telephone in I'aris; at first they had no numbers, but were rung up by. name. people." "So?" "Yes. They've been overlooking a golden opportunity in the making of films. I'm going to advise them to add the name of the third assistant Mere Bagatelle Landlady (discussing world's troubles) I suppose we must be prepared for anything these days. Boarder (eyeing his helping) Yes or at any rate for hardly anything! A Coming Executive Father So you want to marry my daughter, eh? Have you any business Judgment? Suiter Well, sir, I'm trying Into your family, am I V",.' i 4 4 to get r not? Answers. STERN, COLD FACT having killed more Comanche Indians during the early Indian wars than any white man. What caused Schnocke to lead the life of a hermit, he alone knows. He never married and has no known relaHis pastime is reading and tives. his favorite work is Balzac's "A Bach elor's Establishment." On rare occasions when visitors call he unscrews the lid of the coffin, shows them the casket and with his shirtsleeve shines the plate with the engraved words "At Rest" g 'AyG2 ' .WJlV.V.V.WA'.V.VlnW.V.-.'- . C A J. . H.iaJI '4 mVS 'im.-- ,. etV ,f,V)C m Because of Quick Dissolving Property Bayer Aspirin Starts "Taking Hold" 3 or 4 Minutes After Taking "Most of our Ills are purely imagi- nary." "Yes. But when you eat rooms and develop toadstool toms there is usually something than Imagination to be reckoned mushsymp- more with.' Color Scheme A little girl, three years old, was asked what kind of Ice cream she would like to have. After hesitating a few minutes she replied: "I think vanilla would look best on my dress." Detroit News. Remember, it is Genuine Bayer Aspirin which provides this unique, quick-actin- g property. So be sure you get the Real Article GENUINE BAYER Aspirin vhen you buy. Naturally you want the fastest, possible relief and that's the way to get it. To identify the genuine, see that any box or bottle of aspirin you buy is clearly marked "Genuine Bayer Aspirin." And that any tablet you take is stamped clearly with the name "Bayer" in the form of a cross. Remember Genuine Bayer Aspirin cannot harm the heart. Due to important, scientific developments in the world-famoBayer laboratories, almost INSTANT relief from headaches, neuralgia and rheumatic pains is being afforded millions. Because of a unique process in making and tableting, Genuine Bayer Aspirin is made to dissolve almost INSTANTLY in the stomach. Hence it starts to work almost instantly. And thus "takes hold" of the average pain or headache in as little as three or four minutes after taking. The fastest, safe relief, it is said, ever known for pain. NO TABLETS ARE GENUINE BAYER) ASPIRIN WITHOUT THIS CROSS E , Freak Ground Squirrel Sans Eyes, Ears, Caught irriv ani Pasadena, Calif. When Flash, a police dog belonging to Tommy, son of D. It. Hamilton, police 111. Mea Now Having Faces I Lifted to Save Jobs that i. Mr. Slowwit you something that Radio Appeal for Lost Dog Brings Oversupply .0 131533 Procter & Gamble I'ortland, Ore. A new electrical to test the maturity of pears Is expected to prove an Important development in picking Oregon's important crop. The new tester Is much more accurate than the pressure tester now in use, according to James G Moore, assistant horticulturist of the state college experiment Slow Up Town's Time moved. BUT device Clock-Roostin- re-M- ; Detroit, Mich. A large number of aMttien pubmit to esthetic or facial to improve their chances In the tadustrlal world, according to Dr. Suzanne Noel, Taris surgeon, who world tour spon-jcrYi;itorpe1 n nere on by the French government. New Device Tells When to Pick Pears RECLUSE USES COFFIN AS DINNER TABLE Perrin, Texas Far from the roar of his native Paris, the giant hermit of the Jacks county hills sits beside the coffin in which he is to be buried waiting for death. The coffin, covered with a cloth, daily serves Albert Schnocke as a din ing table In his remote little shack, away from the world. Eight years ago he drove into town with a neighbor ing rancher and out of his life's savings bought the black satin casket with the silver handles and the top plate with the engraved words "At Rest." Schnocke passed his ninetieth birthday recently an event he celebrated dinner, by eating a served on the coffin. Little is known of this strange recluse, who began a hermit's life beyond the memory of only the oldest He cannot hear and he inhabitants. speaks in barely more than monosyllables. From his fragmentary conver- - CjOIhDO replied BasiL re lijliijJQ Holland Boy Requests Pennsylvania Auto Tag The moat perfect robot in Hie world is claimed by a young English scientist, who, after 14 years of labor and has at $18,000, last completed a mechanical man which Is almost human. This amazing robot can talk, sing, whistle, laugh or carry on a conversation (for a half hour at a time), tell the time and the day, fire a revolver and read the small print of a newspaper. at a cost of nearly Harrisburg, Pa. A Pennsylvania an tomobile license tag was dispatched to Holland by the state department of revenue to aid the collection of a boy In I'trecht. The young collector asked the Pennsylvania department to send a tag to represent the United States He promised to reIn his collection. ciprocate by sending a Dutch regis tration tag to the department. Fence 20 MiUi Long Klngsville, Texas. A fence 2 miles long, without a turn or bend, has been completed. It Is one of the boundaries of the King ranch. Barbed wire of lh" earlier days has given way to heavy smooth wire which cannot Injure cat tie. Calling It Even Mr. Mayem (with bis lawyer's bill in hand) Sir. this charca Is outrncrpoim t His Lawyer (blandly) But so was the charge against which I defended you, Stray Stories. 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