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Show O o TOMMY Tiiat we are receiving fresii from the best markets Every Week ii prices. ve D Men's and Boys' Furnishings, D Hats, Shoes, Gloves, Etc. Lb 11 u . Jensen, At J. C, Gates's old stand. o o MAIN STREET, TREMONTOK. US!0 Tremonton, Utah. ar-tickl- es A BIG OFFER To G. A. Like Addum ov oald, i went and lookt at the live stawk, Our Subscribers. American Farmer but i coodent find nothin amunxt the hogs nor cattle nor gheap nor hoss whitch wood to azure up to the requirmunta up my so i hunted around in the strate that my skelp farely crackd Offer croud and gazed into the faaes i rithed in my mizry, i run and ov the feemails with luv and tride to holler Subscribers but i coodent make t i in but my eyes, rapeher a sound. That awffle rithin, cold find the twin sister ov my Price of One. clammy thing agin my hide giv sole ontill i went into a show, me an ager ov torment. After a and behoald there she wtood spell i felt the gurpunt start befoar me drest in great down, probly seem a lite, for i a string ov heed & a had on my peekaboo britches, pare ov durty white slippers he went down that way bein the primipple artickles ennyhow and started out ov the left lobe She ov attire she had on. ov my trowzers, and as i run he i ii ov warem a cnaw wuz aiJso kepp losein out, and the peeple gum and an air ov indiffrunce. and sed "Baten he cum all-sI went up to her and bowin gazed " At last i wuz free from the low with my durby hat in oue We make this offer to ail new subscribers, and all old monster and jumpin on my mewl hand and with the uther euv-reriones who pay all arrears and renew within thirty days. i newer drawd rain ontill i arrivthe hoal in my red swet-te- r ed to home. Kussed be affinitys. over my hart, eez: O buty-fu- l column. in See Them wot leevs their Morrel i hav harts 1, my trayshur, wifes & huzbends and goze out diskuverd yu at last; cum TIMES, into the wurld to find thair affinwith me and we will hav a a snaik in their dish ov ise creem and a bottle ity jennerly gits boozums befoar thay git dun with ov pop, sez i. the bizniss and wood be allmitey uO yu sweet oald darlin,1' if thay cood shed the hull ?z she, "how jennerusyou be, glad as i did. Stick to but say, hue allmoast froaz & thing as eezy and jents. doant care for no i6e creem. yure pardner ladys to to Mandy afHav yu got a vile or pizen on Ime going stick ter this yu can bet yure boots. yure hipp sweet Willy?" TOMM Y ROITI doant no wot yu meen sez i, and my naim haint Willy, Austin Corbin, whose game its Tommy. preserve in New Hampshire wras "O forgiv me Tommy11 sez one of the hobbies of his famous she, "yon deer little innosent father, has found the buffalo lamm, wy i meen have yu got herd successful to the point of a bottle ov tvhisky on yure embarrassment. Despite the pre pursou whitch yu wood let me dictions of old plainsmen that caress with my sweet lips?1' the animals would not breed in If not, you missing one of Wat J sez i iu grate this park, the herd has increased wood yu take a drink life. and multiplied until it is becom- necessities of ov licker if yu cood git it? wy to supply enough a thunderashun! i had a idee ing problem them even in that all wimmen belonged to grazing space for so large a tract as the Corbin the w c t u and fit agiu lieker. BEAR RIVER TELEPHONE COMPANY, The governfence encloses. uTry me and see1' sez she, with a hungrey look in hur ment should secure the surplus JOHN SOMMER, Manager, Tremonton, Utah, to Yellovstone Indiana Woodward, Proprietor, CORINNE, UTAH. We keep the Choicest Wines, Liquors, Tobacco arid Cigars. yd AH The Great find. FAMILY LiqUOR STORE, prim oigh fell into a phitt, for thare lade a ttteH ov the uggleyes tnajces i ewer see, and she beguu to paw around imunxt tin is if thay wuzent nothing but leather string or boloney suwsidges. Personal Responsibility, 50m I stood thare hangin on to hur Paid up Capital $10,000. to hoald hur stiddy haviu my Accounts and Correspondence Solicited. mowth open iu wunder and will reedve prompt and All business with flmaizemunt, when all to attention. wunst the spotted reptyle she Interest paid on time deoits. had on for a necktie, let hia E. M. WYATT, tale drop rite into mv mouth J S. it. COLE, Cashier. President. Ohowihate snakes! J let loose ov my affinity for to jerk the dam riptyle's tale out ov my mowth and she wus so week that she fell rite over on to me noekin over the box ov suaix, and then they wus a tumble time. I hollered for helj an1 the croud rored with lafter, the show feller svvoar and my affinity kickt up hur heals and sung "Jonny fillup the bole." A big bony konstrick-te- r got his hed in the hoal in my swetter & in spite ov all i cood Indianapolis, do, he crawled rite in thare onto The Leading Agricultural Journal of the Nation, my bear boozum and on around Edited by an Able Corps of Writers. to so back. My hare riz i Cole Banking Company, ui-e- t n Fine Groceries Live-and-Let-Li- end that box AFPISITY. my atiinity and are now reeuvverin from the effex i.f the exspeerieaoe. Hav-vired a lot in the papers about affinity! aud things igot to th'tnkin. li Lean tiff i nation? tumwharo in the vane and giddey h urld, so i put on my sellalord koller and other or appairl. rubbd sum ssfsvfrass onto my mushtash d atraddHn oald jinglebelly, sot out onto the enterprize like Dan Quixoat ov oald I rode along for awhile without no pertiekler destyuaahun in vew untill i finally thawt ov the Towandy fare, and i sez to my self, thay awt to he lots and lots ov afiinitys thare, so i went havvin a tiekit to git in, and iookt around to see wot t cood I liav of our choice line of and sell at Also a large stock of Hib From The New AlUany Mirror. We Invite Inspection a FINDS For the Next Thirty Days We Two Papers Our For the did-den- SALE STABLE The Tremont Times aim-plissit- and Main Street, Tremonton. Good Rigs and Careful Drivers furnished at any time ii reasonable rates. Will Buy, Sell or Exchange Driving or Your Work Horses. All stock guaranteed as represented. W. T. 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She took a taist, their development. smackt hur lips, then glude ten or twenty thousand running to the nozzle wild in this enclosure, as they her fodder fase. i t i . O. S. L. i Houb . !nals. . DEPART ARRIVE . Scientific Optician TIME TABLE. MA LA I) VALLEY BRANCH. trap t i i did in the fifties, would be a great i sue rial Dome andi when i , i .i. ,. lor traction signuseers, giv it back it lookt a little wet the desirable preservation in iiiri(le, tliat wuz all. noble Suffering Shadrack! sez i. their native state of these A dozen or so cowed yule be drunker'n a biled owl n buffalo in a zoo or and after that. is a pitable spectacle, but to Pritty soon a man cum in park the tent and sez to hur, '"Feci see a real herd in its natural surout the snakes Nell" and then roundings would be a wonderful he run out atrin and begin to sight for the people of this gener holler about the grate oriji-jjene- l ation. By all means let our government secure th e Corbin herd snake charmer ov ov S. 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