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Show MAO NERVE, Unlucky THE BUT NO MONEY. for Modest Request Man' Pecuniary Assistance. to-da- Rici Prize for Historical Work. One million five hundred thousand dollars is offered as a prize for a literary composition, the biggest prize of Its kind on record. The award will be made at St. Petersburg on December 1, 1925, to the writer of the best hisof Russia. Arakt-cheietory of Alexander founder of the military colonies of Novgorod, left a fortune of 60,000 gold rubles ($25,750) to provide for this unique prize. The prize-givinday Is the centenary of the Czar Alexander's death, by which time the money will, it is estimated, have Increased to $2,000,000. of It will be used to defray the cost of publishing the work which wins the prise. True to the Sex. On swept the amazous. Suddenly the long line of female warriors halted on the brink of battle. "What are they waiting for?" asked the war correspondent. "Powder!" replied the commander laconically. "Ah, they are about to put some powder In their guns?" "No; they are about to put some powder on their noses. Just because they are warriors Is no reason why they should be any different from other women." And then there was a moving-picturscene of animated puffs and flashing hand mirrors. f, g One-fourt- h hen- pecked a thousand times a year, and while it makes the blood boll no poisoning has set In. Wabaunsee Tribune. Whether you be men or women, you Will never do anything In the world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind, next to honor. James Allen. I'e-ru-n-a, Draw Lots for Homes. Houses are in great demand in Buckingham. England, but owing to the high price of land and the taxes building operations are limited. Recently half a dozen new houses were erected, and the applicants received a circular from the agents, of which the following is a copy: "With reference to your application to become tenant of one of the new houses, we beg to say that the number of applications we have received (all of which we would readily comply with if we had vacant houses for them) renders the task of selection so difficult that the owners have decided that the lots' shall be drawn for. If, therefore, yon wish to take part in this, please attend at our office at six o'clock this evening, or send a trustworthy poison with written authority to draw for you. In the event of your being successful In the drawing, no teuaey will be created until the agreenwnl has broil .iigliod M9A MRS. W. H. SIMMONS. W. IT. SIMMONS, 1119 K. 8th Kansas City, Mo., member of the National Annuity Association, writes: "My health wasexcellent until about a year ago, when I had a complete Ool" lapse from overdoing socially, not (retting the proper rwt, ami too 1Mb ate uppers. M v stomach wm in a dread-fil- l oml it ion and my nerves all un, strung. " I was advised by a friend to trv mid evenhialiy bOQjrhl a DOttls, I took it ami then anoi bei , n ml kept it using for three m nil "At, tin- end of tli.it time my health was restored, my nerves no loOfMF trouble. m.-- , ami I f. It elf once more and aide to sis ninemy "mv social I certainly feel that Peril na JKisi'ion of praise." Tbers are many reasons why tOeiety women break down, why their nervous nvst.ons fail, why thev have s stemie or pelvic catarrh. Indeed, they are especially liable to these ailment. No woo-dth v require the era ration of Peru- Oa. it is their ahieJJ uu.l safeguard. ii- - I er 170 !AIN ST SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH. Ho in 1'lioiien I' mi,-- II UOX IK I, J Right of Way. As a train from Washington recently slowed up before the station at a small town in Virginia the mail bag was thrown to a darky lad of perhaps 12 years, who at once started off at a brisk trot to the post office. He had not gone more than ten yards before a Urge negro boy ran into him, almost knocking the youthful messenger off his feet. "Look heah, niggah!" exclaimed the messenger, with a glance of indignation, "Youse tryin' to git In jail, ain't you? Youse inter-ferm- ' wid de United States mail, nigWhen yo' jars me yo' jars de gah. government of de United States!" Harper's Weekly. California $30 & Ret. Salt Lake Route " In a Manner of Speaking. Scotch witness was being examined as to the sobriety of the defendant, and, in his anxiety not to express an unfavorable opinion, had made so many evasive answers that both judge and counsel became exasperated. "Now, sir," cried the Judge, "answer the question. Was he or was he not intoxicated?" "Aweel," said Sandy, "I wullnadeny that he was intoxicated In a manner o' speakin'." "And pray, sir, what do you mean by that?" roared the justice. "1 mean," Sandy replied, very calmly, "that he could walk straight, but he could na talk straight." Harper's Weekly. WAIT FOR THIS. round trip to California, $30 Only via Salt Lake Route. Write for full information to J. H. Burtner, Salt Iake City. Busy Hotel Elevators. At the Waldorf-Astorihotel New York it is estimated that In the A New Reformation. Are we In for a new reformation? theoVInet, himself an evangelical logian, said long ago that one was necessary and inevitable, and there are features about the present upheaval which remind us curiously of that did one of nigh four centuries ago. Christian World. $30 California & Ret. Salt Kike Route Special Guidance Needed. Edwin A. Halsey, late assistant charge d'affaires of the senate press gallery, who hails from Virginia, is responsible for the following story: An old darkey who had not been to church for a long time appeared one night at prayer meeting. His presence at the meeting was commented on by one of his brethren of the church. The conversation between the two was "Say, Brother something llko this: Johnson, I ain't saw you heah at de meetln' house for a considerable duration." "Oat's so," replied Brother Johnson; "I'se been very busy." "Well, how como heah you Brother Johnson?" "Well, you see, dia It's like Brother Jackson. I'se repairing a chicken coop for some white gentlemens, and I'se got a sltuwatlon putting a fence round a watermelon patch for anotfier gentle-mens- . and I needs special guidance from temptation." The House of Corneille. The house in which Corneille lived ai Rouen, and where he composed the "Cld," "Polyeucte," "China," and nearly all his beautiful plays, Is for sale for $11,000, and a proposal has been made to open a public subscription for lts purchase and preservation as an historical monument. For the last 100 years periodical at- ?::n California & Ret. Salt lake Routo tempts have been made to secure It Results of Ambitions. for the state, but always without BSC Most of us are made what wo ar cess. In 180i Napoleon himself took the ambitions that we havs nsvor an Interest In the question and urged by realized. find to the means for Its the mayor Calling the Turn. purchase. "1 suppose." said the city girl who Corneille, It Is said, wrote most of his plays In the room adjoining the was passing a week in the country, bar, and the Jokes, noise and reel of "that you know all the different the guests, It Is addded, used to be flowers." "I reckon mebby I do," replied tht quite an Inspiration to him. After 101 years the bar is still frequented by old farmer. t "What does a tttt look, merry drinkers. like?" queried the girl. "Oh," replied the horny-handesort A "Stick" Man. of toll, "It's Jlst a ordinary knot In a Oerald Io you think t&MfJ Is any- string th' ole woman ties around my) thing In a name? finger when I (ro ( teown an' shot uerawine isn't yours wants me t' git sunthln' fer her." Wood?" Ket Salt Uike Routj $30 California ' POPULAR APPROVAL OF THEFT. English Writer Sees Significance Glorification of Robbers. in CASTORIA The idea of private property has never been fully accepted by the masses of the people, and never had their cordial approval as in institution, says a writer in the Ixmdon News. The most popular songs and ballads of our nation in all ages, it may be noted, have been those which described sympathetically attacks on private property, from the Robin Hood In which cycle to the broadsheets Turpin and Sheppard were made heroes. Even nowadays the literature that really touches the people, the litera ture that the educated classes seldom so much as see exposed for sale, the literature that is sold in the small "general" shop in the back street, and costs fewer pennies than the novil we know costs shillings, still very largely deals with the romantic exploits of the robber. He is never a villain; he is noble and generous to a fault; but he is convinced of the impropriety of persons having too much money. For Infants and Children. ssssssssssVssssssssssssssssssssssssssV The Kind You Have ALCOHOL 3 A?getable PrepanaionfcrAs Always Bought PER CENT. Promotes Digeslion.Chcerful-nes- Not Narcotic. JtotjxofOhlDc&WllPnWR ftmipkw HimStrd-Ctarifie- ranSsii Flanr. Torments with Terrible Sores on Face and Body Tore at Flesh Cured by Cuticura. lion , Sour Storaach.Diarrhoca Facsimile Signature of CASTORIA Exact Copy of Wrapper. 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Horse Was Fastidious. cockney cabby who had just affixed his horse's nosebag, turned to motor the driver of a broken-dow'bus close by and shouted out: "Now, then, clear oft with your oil box, 'cos the smell of it spoils my 'orse's luncheon." In A ri Sugar A aw s Jimenninl- - F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo. O. We. the understsrned, have known F. J. Cbenev for the last 15 years, and believe biro perfectly honorable In all buBlneas transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by bis firm. Waldino, Kinnan & Makvin, Wholesale DnurglHts, Toledo. O. Hall'. Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and inucoiw surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all DrtierKtsts. Take Hall's Family Pill, for constipation. Signature of and Rest.Contains neither Opium .Morphine nor Mineral. BABY WASTED TO SKELETON. In Bears the similaiiirg itic Food amiliegula ting (lie Stomachs artdBoweis of A k There are many men Attributes Her Excellent Health to lia-in- f Dissertation on Henpeck. An Ohio man Is reported to be at the point of death from blood poisoning caused by henpeck. This U A SOCIAL LEADER OF KANSAS CITY t-- i Tillman Is Identified. trips of the elevators cover about 120 Senator Tillman tells a story on miles daily. himself as to how he was identified by a post office money order clerk when $30 California & Ret. Salt Lake Route. he first arrived at the capital city. A Cruel Religion. After being in the city a few days "It Is ail very well," said the leche dropped in at the post office to cash turer, "to say that other religions are a money order. "Do you know any one here who as good as ours. Take Mohammedancou.d identify jom asked the eterk. ism, for instance, that cruel creed. Well, bo." r.fte t&sixm asiawsiaML Take the 'Lord's prayer' of Moham-sr-iasis'.he prayer that is reneated "la that aeeiesssarr I ami Am XB-ma: i.i of ftomtttfe CaunoifiEam m ?v'y Mohammedan house- The c5?i waffle, tubes atftterf ttte man ana mosque. This is it: I seek refuge with Allah from senator it be dhtaft hat sums? teflmwr or papers skae Mndd anait ;:j;as fcimni Satan, the accursed. In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Mercito the post office anthnmcae The senator had on a new raft "hat ful. Oh, Lord of all Creatures, Oh, the Infidels and polytheimorning, and had neglected to trans- AUah, destroy sms, thine enemies, the enemies of fer his letters, but he had his pocket-boowith him. Digging down in his the religion! Oh, Allah, make their trousers pocket, he drew forth his children orphans and defile their wallet and proceeded to search for an abodes, households, and their women, article of identification, but could find and their children, and their possesand their race, and their wealth, nothing but a small photograph of sions, their and lands, as booty to the Moshimself. "This will do, I suppose," he said, lems. Oh, Lord of all Creatures!'" handing it to the money order clerk, $30 CALIFORNIA $30 "Why, sure. That's you, all right." Round trip via Salt Lake Route. remarked the man behind the counter, handling over the cash. Roches- Sale begins April 2Gth. Write today. J. H. Burtner, Salt Lake City. ter Herald. e are Longer of hminrahle dealing and olid rHi ai you of all reapuo. g Waii he. .Jewelry lhllity in iur or Olmuioudf of the old ,; hou.e. ical Hitchcock blushed and shook hands sheepishly, not recognizing the man, and not wishing 10 show it. "Say, 1 want to speak to you confidentially," said the stranger. "All right; what is it?" asked tho comedian. "Well, I am up against some hard luck They cleaned me and I want to get home. Now, don't let any one of these people see you, but fare, will Hp me enough for car you?" "Sure," said Hitchcock, placing his band In his pocket. Then he paused and Queried: "Where do you live?" "Vancouver," was the answer. Hitchcock took a flying leap for his machine, and unless the visitors at New Orleans are more gullible, the Impecunious one is still looking for oar fare. Harper's Weekly. rather queer. RELIABILITY it var ,. Earned I'he family llible, with its genealogrecord, served a useful purpose la its day," said the librarian, "and I don't see that, with all our boasted advance in civilization, we have developed anything quite to take its Of course, nowadays, cities place. and towns pride themselves on the afcuracy of their vital statistics, and we have whole libraries of genealogical works dry enough most of them are, too. But the individual family record, such as was kept a few gen erations ago, is very decidedly missing, and it's a pity that such is the case. "For one thing, the list of births, marriages and deaths that were kept in the ponderous volume of Holy Writ operated to keep the members of the family close to one another; it was, in a way, a central point, valuable for sentimental reasons as well as for reasons more distinctly utiliAs scribe succeeded scribe, tarian. the family continuity was emphasized and the entries were significant of the growth of a clannish feeling, which is too little in evidence at the present time. There are not, I venture to say, very many people in this year of grace who know anything or care anything about their relatives further removed than the degree of first cousiuship, and even first cou sins are frequently out of mind. Of course, our tendencies are responsible largely for this state of affairs, but I often wish that we had reminders of our kin, such as were furnished by the family Bible of past days with their direct testimony, personal amounting to messages from parents to children. Whenever I see one of these pages filled with careful entries entries made in joy and in sorrow, in the confidence of pride of life or by the trembling fingers of old age, it seems to me that we have lost something in our hurried existence that is to be regretted. We can go to the city or town clerk or, perhaps, to the public library for information as to our ancestry or our relatives, but this is a rather cold and formal method of procedure. Certainly, we do not find in official records and in books the handwriting of our Raymond Hitchcock, the comedian, while in New Orleans a few months ago, took the opportunity of going to he the races During the afternoon cashed several tickets, the result of He was feeling happy good, guesses. after the last race, and started for the automobile which was to conrey him back to his hotel. An he was about to climb into the machine he felt a hand on his arm, and a man houted In his ear: "Hello, Hitchcock, how are you? Hear you put a crimp in the bookies In and around Eskridge who BIBLE MISSED. Individual Records Art No Kept with Exactness. ' t FAMILY fashions for $1.00 per Year |