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Show THE TREMONT TIMES. Published At Every Thursday Tremonton, Utah. nass matter April, '"sr office at Tiemruiton Kiiteri'd as second I'uli, under the Mueb ord. act itf cqagress of 1970. .SuliseripUoii rates. One year in aihauee liion'hs in advance One vear not in advance 35 To Ee Sold Now On .25 1 LOTS TOWN .75 Mix $1.50 Monthly Instalments. It is said that Andrew Carnegie is about to make a gift that will cause Mr. Rockefeller's to look like thirty cents. By the time this cruel warfare is $32,-,000,0- over, we fear oil wiU be about $1.98 a gallon. Some of the best Locations in Tremonton can be had on terms that will please yOU all. The Best Opportunity ;Toget a lot for a start towanjS a home. now Call before the rush and get your afford that at his present salary? on, between Rockefeller and Carnegie, which shall live the longest and die the poorest. Chancellor Day says that the poor are lazy and drink top much. The Chancellor is energetic and talks too much. choice. Samuel Schrenk, UTAH. TREMONTON, A can of asparagus recently ex ploded in Washington and raised anarchistic fears. on Is this a joke George Meldrum, the pure food law or not? A Chicago office boy looking House Painting and Decorating, for a job was asked whether he pied profane language. He re- plied, "I kin necessary." He got the place. FOR WALL PAPER. HEADQUARTERS Sign and Carriage Painting Neatly Done. Will Meet Prices an First (.'lass Work. A Mr. Gong has just married in Kansas. It is understood that Minnesota woman shot five times at a burglar and hit her plate glass mirror every time. Of course, she had to lopka into mirror to see if her pistol was held O. S. L. TIME TABLE. Arrive No. 88. 31 No. 32. I A. M. 9:55 10:10 P, Hriifham Corinne 10:22 10:87 10:31 10:87 10 52 8:88 Wftukegan 1120 6:5.1 11:32 7:07 11:85 11:48 12:01 1:00 7:10 8:88 Kvans Honita 8:88 6:44 6:48 p.m. Garland Riverside Fielding Plymouth Washakie 0 The mixed train on tlii.-- " Branch The sun is now suffering from blistering spots; but wait until July, then he will do the blister- EAGER A St. Louis woman who married a Canadian, is now seeKing a divorce because he gave it as bis opinion that there was "notj a nice woman in all the Un ited States." Bad mistake. Pittsburg is not the whole United " The climate seems to be rer hearsing for its usual demonstration of the unfitness, of early March for inauguration purposes. The Arkansas girl who declar ed herself willing to marry any man who will promise to support her, is still single. Nowadavs the girl who promises to do the supporting gets llif lniiK'h. pick of A German scientist say that water will be worth cents a drink three hundred yeara from now. Hut ome of us ma; not be able to get ft drop for love nor mone v. lif-tee- 2:55 2:52 8.15 7:52 7:15 2:45 2:25 1:20 daily except Sunday, TO CONFESS. 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE mm Case Where Investigation Should Have Preceded Explanation. Story is being told of pickpocket who. when accused of theft, was touched on tearing that the watch purloined had belonged to his victim's mother, and caused It to he restored. If we were all arrested when appearA ing. States. ' WAS TOO is 3:25 8:21 Malad getting along all right. M. 4:55 4:30 4:13 4:05 8:58 3:50 3:40 8:53 8 JO 8:45 8:40 8:23 TK KM ON TON 7:38 8:30 P. 9:01 Central 34 I A. M. 9:40 9:30 9:07 . 6:10 6:20 7.-- No I M what complicated and might form the argument. subject of interminable There are those who hold that discovery and exploration give title to new lands, while others insist that title is not perfected without actual occupaBut tion and permanent settlement. how if the lands In question are not fit for or susceptible of settlement? "Mark Twain" Indigent. The writer at one time was associated with "Mrs. Partington" (B. P. Shillaber) in editing a church fair paper. Through the solicitation of Mr. Shillaber who had a wide acquaintance in literary circles quite a number of articles were contributed by authors of prominence, among whom was "Mark Twain," who sent the following characteristic reply: Shillaber Your pleasant "Friend note asking mc to furnish you 'half a dozen lines' for the church fair paper you are editing came to hand, and I set about it with friendly alacrity, but when I looked at your note again and saw that it was half a dozen lines' you wanted insted of half a dozen 'lies,' I felt disappointed and outraged. Now, don't come to a journalist any more for a little simple thing like that- poets are the people who write the William G. Shakespeare or 'lines.' some similar artist is ihe party you Mark Twain." want. Your friend, ances are against us many would risk being charged with pocketpicking. says the London Lord Standard. of Killowen certainly would Ran not have escaped did not. in fact. As a young man he went to a theater, where he was wedged in the crowded pit. to hear a cry raised. ' My watch is gone"' rh man who conplameil declared that the thief was Russell or one or two men beiween whom he was standing. Russell suggested that they should go to the box office and he searched. As he led the way it occurred to him that II the man behind were guilty he would try to thrust, the watch Into his (Russell's) pocket, so he drew th tails of his coat tightly around him. To his honor he felt that the watch was nlready there! Luckily, as they approached the box office a detective recognized the man behind Russell as an old thief, and took him Into custody. The other two received apologies and were permitted to depart. Hut the watch burned In Mussel s pocket. He could not If U Innocent man suffer He walked slowly back to the office and confessed that, although he was not the thief, he really hud the watch. Ho put his hand Into his pocket to produce the hateful llHng. and drew out a forgotten tnijrfl bos i radc marks Designs Copyrights Ac. a Hkptrh and description may Anyone sending our opinion free whether an quickly ascertain Intention Is probably patentable. HANDBOOK on Patents sent free. Oldest alienor for securing- patents. Patent taken through Munn a Co. receWt m noUc. without charge. In the Scientific American. I nrer-- f A handsomely lllnatrated weekly. circulation of any fdentttlc Journal. Terms, f a your: four months, 91. Hold byeJI newsdealers. MUNN & Co.36'8 tranch Oflt-- e. (36 ' New York F Bt, Washlnoton. I), c- - Talking From Stratas. "Seems to mc," said the girl, "that we are made up of different strutas, and that we talk somotiines from one strata and sometimes (row another. The whole sum of our stratas- - what we reaily are Is rarely ever expressed In speech. People who hear s talk from one of the lower stratas judge When we are In an eleus by that vated mood and talk from a higher strata we aie judged by that one can judge ol us who hasn't heard us talk from all strata grave and gay, frivolous and thoughtful. The whole substance of us Is not to bo revealed in our partial moods and conversations. And. therefore, It is that so many people misjudge us either unus; a id the most derrate or over-ratnever understand us at all." e HE'S LAXATIVE COUGH SYRW NFUEVba COUGHS Mm COLDS The negro butler came to the door. He peered out suspiciously and asked: want?" "What you-al- l "I should like to see Mr. Moody." "Mr. Moody ain't in to nobody." "Oh, I guess he will see me. Tell him the president is here." "The president?" said the butler, suspiciously. "Yes, the president." The butler pulled the door almost shut. He looked at Mr. Roosevelt's slouch hat with disdainful eye and inob "President quired scornfully: what? Saturday Evening Post. To Encourage Sleep. Many people suffer constantly from which entirely a sense of prevents sleep at night. A hot bath taken before retiring is a capital antidote In some cases, but in others the bath acts as a stimulant rather than "i narcotic, and prevents rather than One of the best engenders sleep. means of obtaining rest is a cup of warm milk to which has been added a pinch of salt and a dash of pepper, while many people ignore the fact that sleeplessness is caused by shut windows and a lack of fresh air. William Mack, THE GERMAN OPTICIAN Will be in Tremonton ou o,r near January 15th 1907. FEED, SALE (& EXCHANGE STABLES. handle all kinds pf horse, .draft, roadsters and saddle animals. All horses sold or exchanged guaranteed as represented. Give nie a call at the Proctor barn. AViJl HODE WOOD, Proprietor, Tremonton. THE KENT HOTEL C& SHORT ORDER HOUSE. Meals 25c. Served From 6 A. M. to 10 P. M. Good Meals and Good Rooms. Satisfaction Qnarateed. Telephone E. A. KENT, Gel Connection With Both Lines. Tremonton, Utah. Prop. Your Insurer Property By the Best Insurance Company doing business in the State. I can save you money on your insurance. CALL and BE CONVINCED Tremonton, Ut. Times Office, E. li. Sherman ""remonton - arness HARNESS GOODS. Old Harness Cleaned, Oiled and Repaired. and Repaired. Shoes Half-SoleGENERAL REPAIR SHOP. GIVE US A TRIAL. PRICES REASONABLE. d 1 CONFIDENCE the people you deal with is an in the business world. factor important .I Tl ii Ih 1.icmiiK ii.i i mil l. i.v.ir.4 i li iv it. u l .iin uo uu 111 jiuui yi lining jrvu tan ucycuu X. all knd never misreafcp ' on us we keep promises resent. Our job printing department is one or ojl the best in tne county and yu make no mistake in sending your orders to us. Confidence In "J VI TT 1 jf bell. MA LAD VALLEY BRANCH. straight. Since the Congressmen raised their own salaries you can't convince them that the country isn't pole. Hut there has been little thought In the minds of the adventurers or in e delimitation that of the public of boundaries in the of International realms of paleocrystic ice and eternal snow. But now the Canadian government brings that thought to mind in the intimation that the Dominion extends clear to the north pole and that all the lands which have been discovered and explored in those regions, no matter by whom, arc under the British flag. Academically the question is some- Dr. President Ob What? President Roosevelt likes to leave the White house at times and make informal calls on his friends. One night last winter he strolled up to Attorney General Moody's house and rang the A The decision of the N. Y. Supreme Court that a street car transfer must be issued on a trans fer, will enable a man to hold on to a strap all day for a nickel. Lends Hitherto Unknown Discovered and Named by Explorers. Utah. Tremonton, he was much struck with his wife'g beauty. The examination of those negro rioters will help the northern people to understand the difficulty southern courts have in getting at the truth. LANDS. f Dr. Wiley savs man should eat one per cent of his weight every ,day But h9w can Secretary Taft It looks like a race from TITLES TO ARCTIC The voyage of the Canadian government cruiser Arctic to the far north suggests for consideration the question of the ownership of some far northern lands. For many years exBritplorers of various nationalities and Scandinavian American. ish, others have ventured into the frozen wilderness lying hetween the Dominion of Canada and the north pole, and have there discovered lands thitherto unknown and have named them and planted flags upon them. There has been much international rivalry in the work of elaborating the arctic map and of pushing on toward tne Cheap! Win. II Cap well, Kditorand Manager. rIMA, at the CHEAP! fi f3 I j ADYE RTTSrNG . Cheap advertising like cheap shoes is dear at any price. Our advertisers get results, which accounts for our having the largest advertising patronage in Box Elder county. Call us up and get our rates. "ji-jonv- cr. Tremont Times, Tremonton, Utah. INDEPENDENT AND BKULc PHONES. over-fatigu- e Tobacco and Bad Tempers. "Bad weather and bad tempers do jur business good," said a tobacconist. "What other business can you say that of? "You see, the more dismal the weather is, the more men seek the By consequence, jolace of tobacco. ihe more money falls into the tobacconist's tin. men are always the igar dealer's best customers. The man not only flies to his pipe jr weed oftener than others, but he imokes twice as rapidly as his placid Any old thing will do But if you want the "best" work done J. on Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, go to W. LEWIS, Practical Watch Maker. BOOTHE'S STORE, 1 GAI1I.AND, UTAH. Tremonton Horse Breeders' Association. "Bad-tempere- d brother." Piles are dangerous but do not submit to an operation until you have first tried MaaZan, the Great Pile Remedy. It is nozput Op la collapsible tubes with a zle that allows it to le applied exactly If you have itching w hers it is needed . or protuding piles and ManZsudoes not reliove, money refunded. Soothes and cools. Relieves at once. For sale by Tremont Mercantile Co. Life's Outlook as We Make It. If you Insist upon wearing the black (toggles of pessimism, it isn't for you to complain if life looks dark. Land Awaiting Exploration. There are still 20.000.000 square miles of the earth's surfaos that have not been explored. BREED TO THE BEST. MOINEAU The Golden Present. Now's the only bird lays eggs o' gold. 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