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Show NOT LOOKING "Phin" LUMBAGO SCIATICA Mr. Blank's Suit AND ST. JACOBS OIL Penetrates to the Spot Right on the dot. Price 25c and 50c SOCOGOGOCGOSCO Mr. Blank asked Mrs. Blank to go with him to a tailor's to help him select the material for a suit. He never by any chance takes his wife's Id rice on the matter of clothes, so he has her go with him merely to show him what to avoid apparently. It is a semi-annujourney that they undertake, however, and has so grown to be a tradition in the family that Mrs. Blank put on her best hat with plumes in it and went along this day without a murmur. En route she began to tell her better half certain troubles of her own. "I would get a suit, too," she said, "if I could find anything that would do. 1 am undecided whether to go to a tailor, a dressmaker or a shop for it; whether to have broadcloth or velvet, whether to have a strictly tailored suit or a dressy one: whether o have blue or black or gray or mixed goods. Once these slight difti shall order the (tilth's are decided suit immediately." "Just like a woman.' said Mr. Hlank. 'Never could make up her mind about even a small thing like won't be five something to wear. minutes selecting my clothes. Just watch me." Mr. and Mrs. Rlank walked into the shop and the former greeted the proprietor cordially. "I want to see some suitings," he said. "Something proper for a business suit, and yet neat, so that when it is worn in the afternoons it will not look out of place." Then he walked over to a table and piled with rolls of worsteds placed his hand on one. "This is what I want," he said. It was really a beautiful piece of goods blue, with a white line in It, of an especially desirable shade, and an unusual but attractive pattern. Mrs. Blank had come to the table . and was looking at the goods "O, Charles, that won't do for you at all," she said. "Why not?" asked Mr. Blank, im1 Searren of Mature Age. Lord Charles Beresford, who has Just been given the highest sea command in the British navy, with the rank of admiral, is in his sixty-firs- t year. Admiral Bosanquet, who relin quishes the particular service squad ron, is 63, or a year older than any American officer on the active list. The ner commander of the Mediterranean station, Sir Charles Drury, is 87. Vice Admiral Curzon-Howe- , the new head of the Atlantic fleet, is 56. The chief of the new home fleet, Rear Admiral Bridgman, who is 58, did not reach his present rank until he was S5. Prince Louis of Battenberg, second in command of the Mediterranean was 60 quadron, is 52. Farragut years of age before he obtained flag rank and 01 when he fought his great est battle, i The American Adder. Great Outside Remedy. Most pains are of local origin a "crick" in the back, a twinge of rheumatism, a soreness all over arising from a cold are all cured by outside applications. The quickest, safest and most certain method is Allcock's Plaster, known the world over as a universal remedy for pain. They never fail, they act promptly, they are clean and cheap. You can go right ahead "With your work while the healing process goes on. Sixty years' use has given them a great reputation. A Has Star Worn by Columbus. It is not generally known that the insignia of the Golden Fleeec conferred upon the first duke of We'ling-towas that actually worn by Colum- bus, and, as a special mark of Spain's gratitude, this insignia was made hereditary, so that the present duke Is the proud possessor of the star worn by the discoverer of America Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of C ASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of In TJee For Over 30 Years. Ike Kuaii You Jiavc Alwaja ltou-i- it to Abolish the Cuirass. The French ministry has decided to abolish the cuirass. There ate 13 regiments of cuirassiers in the French amy. The weapon has been famous for a hundred years, and its traditions from Ansterlitz to Worth are among the most glorious of the French army. TeSCherV Books Barred. The New York city board of education has decided to prohibit the use of all text books prepared by teachers in the city's employ. This will bar Conrade s Grammar and Borachlo's Seng Collection. Only one member of the board voted against this action. Cheap Sterilization. Tests made In France Indicate that water can be sterilized with ozone at the cost of about a cent and a half for every one thousand gallons, when the process is carried on on a large scale. patiently. "Because blue isn't becoming to you." "Nonsense; anything is becoming to a man." "No, it isn't; and besides, you have had three blue suits lately.." "So I have, and recollect now that you told me on several occasions I looked very well in them." "But they were plain blue. This has a white line in it. It's the white line that makes the difference." The tailor started to speak, and met a glance from Mrs. Blank which effectually gave him pause. "Now, here," went on Mrs. Blank, "is a beautiful piece of goods. It will make you a handsome aud durable suit. It will wear better than the other, not be as likely to fade, and is preferable in every way." The tailor started to speak, and was stopped by a ferocious glance from Mrs. Blank that was worse than the first. "I like the blue," declared Mr. Blank. Mrs. "No, you do not." insisted Blank, "it would take the color out of your eyes." "Ridiculous!" "It isn't ridiculous at all. It is true. That brown would just chime in with your complexion, and would be most piquant." Mr. Rlank squirmed at the adjecHe is not used taking Mrs. tive. Blank's advice, as was said before, but she seemed so earnest this time, so frantically earnest, that she made an impression upon him, and he decided upon the brown. Two hours later Mrs. Blank appeared at the tailor shop again. "I want to buy from you eight yards of that blue material my husband looked at this morning." The tailor stared, "it's this way," "I have said Mrs. Blank, defiantly. been trying for two months to decide saw upon a suit, and the moment that goods I knew it was the thing of my dreams, the material I had most wanted all my life. It is far and away the prettiest goods have ever seen, and I wan) to take it to my tailor and have him begin on what be will certainly the swaggerest It will have ever had. frock be perfectly ripping. "I hope you don't think I was very horrid to my husband." said Mrs. Blank, with her sweetest smile. "I It doesn't really wasn't, you know. make any difference what he wears, and that brown material would do just as well for him as this. In a matter of any importance I would deny myself for him. but thin " The tailor murmured something about Mr. Blank's sensations when he saw his wife In her new suit. "He'll never recognize It." replied that lady. Imperturbably. "He will never know It again. When I appear before him In It I will tell him he helped me select It, nnd he will never remembed this incident af all. Good h ' Baltimore News. I 1 Appreciated Mr. Marden. resident of Mt. Vernon. N. II, where George A. Marden. the I'nlted at Boston, rustl States eaten In the good old summer time and is 'he observed of all observers wus explaining to his little daughter how England had a king anil Germany an emperor to look aft)l and cure for the people "We don't need any king here, do we, mamma," said tkt little one. "for M have got Mr Harden and Got" r i His Own boys. He managed to get the harness on. after much trouble, but when he un dertook to place the horse between the thills, he led her in with her aston ished face toward th" dasher. One of the stable boys, convulsed with laugh ter, called out: "Here. Thin,' hadn't you better turn your horse 'round?" "Phin," in no mood to brook interference, faced the boy with maudlin dignity, and. steadying himself against the wagon wheel, replied, solemnly: "Young man (hie), p'raps you don't know (hie) which way I'm goin'!" DISFIGURING SKIN HUMOR. Impossible to Get Employment, as Face and Body Were Covered with Sores Cured by Cuticura. 1894 I have been "Since the year troubled with a very bad case of eczema which I have spent hundreds of dollars trying to cure, and I went to the hospital, but they failed to cure me, and it was getting worse all the time. Five weeks ago my wife bought a box of Cuticura Ointment and one am cake of Cuticura Soap, and I com I now am to that say pleased pletely cured and well. It was impossible for me to get employment, as my face, head and body were covered with it. The eczema first appeared on the top of my head, and it had worked all the way around down the back of my neck and around to my throat, down my body and around the hips. It itched so I would be obliged to scratch it, and the flesh was raw. I will be I am now all well, and pleased to recommend the Cuticura Remedies to all persons who wish a speedy and permanent cure of skin Thomas M. Rossiter, 290 diseases." Prospect Street, East Orange, M. J., Mar. 30, 1905. Apple Orchard Made Money. The Dover Sunshine publishes an Interesting story of success in orcharding in that rich irrigated section of Benton county. Eleven years ago, according to the editor, one of the present prominent citizens began making a home. He had spnt 25 years a a railroad man. and desired a change. His little tract of six acres was set to apple trees. There were but two varieties, the pippins and Spitzenbergs. In three years the trees began bearing fruit. At the end of ten years the total income from that orchard was $9,952. The land originally cost $55 an acre, and an additional $45 an acre for clearing and planting. Seattle Abk your druist. 3 washing when are used. DV5 A affair is all right if it happens to be a bright side. one-side- 1 Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative, is mild and potent; take it for cuiietipation and to regulate a sluggish liver. I'll PA.h of b lu 14 sgg- niht lon2 from Sloeo!s Generosity, when once set going, knows not how to stop; as the more familiar we are with the lovely form, the more enamored we become of her charms. Pliny the Younger. Lirvirrveivt kills in Popular Songs. According to a celebrated compos er, the popular song, though sneered at by the superior, is in reality the ambition of most composers. Thousands of them, he says, "would jive their ears to write a tune that reached the And when it has been on the organs some little time a good many other people would wish to dispose of their ears. barrel-organs.- toothache or rheumctisra neuraJoMev. li Money mtJ DoKt Suffer b KI D IX TO 14 OATS. is guaranteed tmure an; rate or 1'nii radiDtf File 10 liiiud. Uu)b or money ref unded. fjUc. I N I UINTMK.vi - m Basal Men who pose as judges of human nature get a good many hard bumps. quiets the Ihe peari nerves cnd induces sleep At eJI tfeaJers. Price 25c 50c &H00 Dr Earl S.S!oe,rv, Bostei,Ma.ss.U.! " Writer on South America. Mrs. Marie Kobinson Wright, who has traveled more in South American republics and written more about them than any other woman in the world, has sailed for London, whence she sails to Rio Janeiro, Brazil. She goes under an engagement by the Brazilian government to continue her work on a history of the Brazilian republic. She has written histories of the Bolivian republic, Chile and Peru and is also preparing a book upon Argentina. NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTHRS TO BLISTER. THE SCIENTIFIC AMD MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITAN- CAPISICUM VASELINE OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER PLANT EXTRACT QUICK. SURE. SAFE AND ALWAYS RFADY CURE FOR PAIN -- PRICF IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBES AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS, OR 15c BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POSTAGE STAMPS DON'T WAIT A TILL THE PAIN COML5- KEEP A HANBV TUBE substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will not blister tha most delicate skin. The and curative qualities ot the article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve Headache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external counter-irritan- t known, also as an external remedy for pains in the chest and stomach and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints, A trial will prove what we claim for it, and it will be found to be invaluable In the household and for children. Once used no family will be without it. Many people say "it is the best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation of vaseline unless the same carries our label, as otherwise it Is not genuine SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND WE WILL MAIL OUK VASELINE PAMPHLET WHICH WILL INTEREST YOU. A pain-allayi- Money in British Banks. In the last 15 years British bank de-- I positors have doubled in number, from less than 5,000,000 to 10,000,000, and the ratio of depositors to population has increased from 1 in 7 to 1 in 4.35. Deposits have increased from $269,- 140,861 to $740,248,181.50, and the number of postofflce banks from 10,000 to The average of each account 15,000. is now $74.30. The scope of the bank has been enlarged, so that now $243.32 can be deposited in any one year, and the total deposit of any one individual may aggregate $973.30. Claim Nearly Cost Life. Fred McNulty, of this city, had a terrible experience while holding down a claim which he has several miles east of here. He went to the claim just before the big blizzard of last week. The weather previously had been mild, and McNulty had no store of fuel in the shack. The storm was so fierce that he could not make his way home, so he went to bed in order to keep from freezing to death. For three days the storm raged, and CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. 17 STATE STREET, NEW YORK CITY SICK HEADACHE PADTrD'O M I i l l0 L E D H l... I ,....,. .! these LitUo " E I I SMALL DOSE. SMALL PILL. READERS Tllp-- 11180 relieve tress from Dyspepsia, m-I digestion and Too Hearty I EaUllS' A perfect rem- I edy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste In the Mouth, Coated I Tongue, Pain tn the Side, TORPID Li VEIL Tnej regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. . of this paper desiring to buy any linns advertisedm its columns should insist upon having what they ask tor. refusing all sifbsti-tuteor imitations. T.w ri,ls DIs- - Mc- SMALL PRICE Genuine Must Bear Nulty lay covered up to his ears, without a bite to eat and only a small CARTERS Signature iTTlE quantity of water. When at last the flVER a to storm subsided he made his way pills. neighbor's, a mile distant, freezing his face and ears, wnile en route. When REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. he finally reached Mlnot he was com16 ounces to pelled to take to his bed as a result DEFIANCE STARCH the pnekae of his experience. Mlnot Correspondother starches nly 13 ounipp-fa- mr prlre and IS SUPERIOR QUALITY. ence Duluth Herald. 'DEFIANCE E. HOWARD hYt" BURTON, Ter. 76c; Uoid.MV. Zinc or Copper. II. taeniae ieu Mailing enTelopes ana full prlcellnt aenlonepnilea lion. Control and Llmmre work aolifnOMT ville. Colo. Reference. Carbonate laJBani Fa. LIVE STOCK AND MISCELLANEOUS In great variety for sale at the loweet prle by w. u.-.- n , a.a.KKixoua (ii. ELECTROTYPES Fac-Sim- i.ririii DEFIANCE STARCH ltXX W. N. U AftHfflHt in- ui tO nteet Thompson's Eye Water Salt Lake City, No. 52, 1906 well-know- Bull Was Up to Date. To Fvery Home gracious," said the woman chauCeur, "that bull seems awfully angry, doesn't he?" "It's your red automobile, ma'am,' explained the farmer. She flushed and bit her lip. 1904 "I know it is an model." she murmured, "but who'd have thought a stupid old country bull would notice that?" "Oood as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health and how conoucive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature, and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and vholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favcr in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, because How's This? We offer One Hundred IMInrs Reward for any take i.f atarrb ttiui runnot be cured by Han't Catarrh cure. F. .1. CHENEY CO., Toledi. o Wc. tbe Wtderflgned, have knuwn f. J. Cheney 15 yaar. and believe Mm perfec tly in all iuilnea IranaaCUOtll and financially able to carry oi.t obligation made by bin firm. Wai iumi. Ki.vkan Narvik. Wholesale Drugg tutu. Tolpdo. O. nail I Catarrh Cure taken Internally, acting ilrectly upon the blood and niucoua urfacei ot ihe rltetn, Toatfmoolall urnt free, rrlce 75 cent per battle. RoM bf all Drugglata. Take HalPi Family Fill, for constipation. rortbalaai Famous Band Leader Dead. Prof. Louis Sehnridf-r- , the first dl of the Marine band in Wash Ington and the leader of the Imperial hand, which was at the surrender of Sedan, has just died In New York He received decorations from Napoleon ML. from the king of Italy, the King of Belgium and Pope Leo XIII. r Dresses o Precious Metals. The womon of Sumatra wear costly dresses, many of them being made of pure gold and silver. After the metal Is mined and smelted, it is formed in to fine wire, which is woven into cloth and afterward used for dresses TO ri'Kr. A 'OI. I N ONE OA T Take l.AX ATI V K HIiiiMi i yninlne Tablet, lime falia to cure. K. w gir refanOgnature initonit each OIluVKM box. 26c, they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most beneficially and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste therefore it is not a secret remedy and hence we are free to refer to all vell informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having only. printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family should aiways have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and the children, whenever a laxative remedy is required. ; 1 He who envies the happiness of otb ers will never be happy. Mr. Wlnalow Hoothlng; ftrrop. For rbtidrea teething, aoften tbe guraa. reduce aliayi pain, curat wlsdoollu. 36c a bottle Of two (rib tola. grafts a politician It apt to PILES FISTULA Weaene F HI I and teats ' US? treat- - eoePILti FISTULA aed DUfcASt!. ur ml iiieeiratee ireeuaeon Ktti u io 01 tha thoutande el prominent people cured by our aiiid memos. DISEASES OF WOMEN. NONE PAIO A CENT TILL CURCO we lyeaub lb..r ee.ee eed i.M.re e eppUeet.M lOi Oak St.. Kenaee City, MO., .no DRS. THORNTON 1 MINOR, i uz-aai- e I 1MB Olivf. street. St. Louie. Mo j I Work Wltfe IllK cloibei Return in Age to Childhood. Attention has recently been called to the curious fact that the shells of certain animals, such as cephalopods, hrachipods and some bivalves, are commonly marked by retrogressive changes as age advances. "The old man returns to second childhood in mind and body," states a scientist at Washington, "and the shell of the cephalopod has. in old age, however distinct and highly ornamental the adult, very close resem blance to its own young." 1 A ML Reasons for Most Peculiar Action. Had easv as Pl'TNAM FAD LE8S Some years aso there lived In the village of Vienna, Me., a man by the name of I'hineas Jones, commonly known at "PMn." Among other faults, "Phin" had an unfortunate love for something more fiery than soda water On one o casion he had driven tn Augusta, about 20 miles distant, and during his day in town had imbibed more than was good either for his equanimity or his clearness of brain Returning at nightfall to the liverv stable where he had put up his outfi;. he undertook to harness his own horse, to the delight of the stable 1 estat-ically- adder may measure two feet in length and about six inches around the thickest part of its body Its movements are sluggish, and of course the universal idea prevailing among the natives of this country that It Is capable of transferring its head from one extremity to the other once every six months is due simply to superstition. The fact is that the tall of this snake does not terminate in a point' as with ophidians generally, but is stumpy and resembles the head so much that it is difficult for an observer situated ...at a distance of a few yards to distinguish the one from the other, hence the story of its being the fallacy of which no intelligent observer could fail to detect. The Pioneer. A Dyeing is a FOR ADVICE. SB U H L I nil UnMrV mm Til I I P II Mr II Ibw VW..WV |