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Show THEY RHEUMATISM CURE Particularly Painful Form or This Disease Yields to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. which rheumatism Of the many-formakes, that which is popularly known as iwllit llWllllnMllH probably torturtvi its ictim njtre t ha.it any otb-r- . That Dr. Willmnis' Pink Pills have cured this stubborn as well as painful trouble is a fact proven by the following statement, and no sufferer who 1 etuis this can afford to let prejudice stand in the way of pills. Crying these Rheumatism is now generally as a diseaso of the blood. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills make actually tuake pure blood. When the blood is Vure there can lie t. rhenmal ism. Mrs. 'Ph'oiims Rrsstwtfinil, of 54 Mill street, Watertown, N. Y. , says: " My trouble with a severe cold which I took iilxuit a week before I began to have Christmas in r.tO-4- . rheumatic puins in Kiy hack and limbs and afier a time I couldn't straighten np. I suffered the most awful pain' for months and much of the time was unable to leave the hojlse and I had to take to walk and , hold of a chair in order sometimes i could not stand up at all. f! "The disease was pronounced sciatic .rhenmatism and, although I bad a good ijliysiciail and rook Irs medietas faithAfter fully, I did' nor get any some six weeks of this terrible pain and suffering I tried l)r. Williams' Pink Piiisand that is the medicine thai cared boves the pain was After a me. less intense and I could nee decided improvement. I continued to take the pills until I was entirely cured and I have jiever had any return of the trouble." All druggists sell Dr. Williams' Pink (Pills, or the remedy will be mailed on receipt of price, 50 cents per bOS, six boxes for $2.50, by the Dr. Williams Medici n j Co., Scheuectady. N. Y. APOLOGIZES FOR M blood-makin- g iMist-jjai- Woman Novelist Widely Read. Miss Ilraddon, the popular novelist, who celebrated rier seventieth birthday by issuing her sixty second book, received $12 SO for her hest known effort, "Lady And ley's Secret." Since then royalties have been paid to her on over a million copies. Miss Brad-doreads French. German. Spanish and Italian with equal facility. Deafness Cannot Be Cured cannot rrai-i- the. pplloutl ns, a thi-by local i o.-i- U uQiy uue way ic punini) (f tin1 ear. Tm-rcure deaf ncpv mi.t l.i.il la In- furmr li ur .,,.ihI rm..,ti... Deafness la run wd iiy an infli-uccoadltliin of ttia mucous lining of the EoatMh'aa Tube. WbentbU tube la InQiimei i have a rumli!!'!.: Huuml ur hnarluK, sad wlien It l mure v ioeil. Pernnes la the result, and salSM Urn fnfUranuttoti eau he r.ak.in ouiand '.ma tute restored to lis normal omit tlon. hearluK will lie dsttnrssl fontari ulue SUM out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nithlu 'but au inflamed c n of tiio mac ua rarfSCSt, Wo will five One Bundrad li illara for any case of Deafness (canned by oatarrb) thai cannot lie cured or Hall's Catarrh CUTS. Bailafor circulars free. K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O n Sold by DruutrlBts 7Sc. Take Hall's Family Pun for constipation. Keeping Parents in KISSING WOMAN. DISCRIMINATING RASH BUT YOUNG MAN MAKES THINGS WORSE. COST FIVE D3LIARS Stole Two Snacks from Sleeping Beauty and Then His Conscience Troubled Him and He Returned to Make Amends. New York. Lying early in the morning hi that delicious languor 'twixt sleep and waking, comely Mrs. Eugene K. Wisby, of No 1746 Hath avenue, Hath lleach, fell her lips brushed lightly once, twice and experienced a strange tickling sensation bn the tip of her Grecian nose and in the twin dimples at the corners of her mouth. In a spirit of indolent speculation she wondered what kind of moth had chanced her way, and blamed herself for havhalf up at one of ing left a the windows. Horror seized her when her fancy painted the possibility that the creature was a bat. Hut no it couldn't be. The sensation had been too daintily elusive for anything of that sort. Suddenly it dawned on Mrs. Wisby that she had been yes, positively, kissed! She suppressed a little scream and, turning in bed, shook her young daughter with a little less of maternal gentleness than usual. Miss Wisby sleepily asked what was wrong, and Mrs. Wisby in turn inquired if the girl had kissed her. A drowsy "No, dear," was the answer. Then Mrs. Wisby, with more courage than any spinster could have shown, turned herself into a triangle and looked under her couch. there. Nobody Then her gaze swept the room, but it was apparent even to her excited was unvision that the apartment tenanted save by herself and her But she knew she had daughter. been kissed deliberately kissed and the kisser had got away without betraying his identity. Mrs. Wisby started up in bed, and Instinctly her hand, brushing the floor as she half arose, closed on an absurd little slipper with a French heel as it such a fairly trifle as that could hurt anybody, Evidently the kisser was returning perhaps to steal more honey from ' er lips. Well, if he took her chamber for a beehive she'd see that he was stung. It was with magnificent determination that she held the slipper heel outward and gripped the toe convulsively. The kisser was reAmazement! turning, but not to kiss again. He was there oh, misguided youth to apologize! Fancy! As if it wasn't right-angle- tight-waiste- lac-rllice- d ag-on- He Sits for Hours G.izin; at the Evidences of Hi Fonrer Wealth. snd order him to lie down, hut he Insists on sitting up. that he may loo. at the checks. De Costa went from London to after tho great nr.- which devastated that city and became a prosperous (rain merchant He continued Positively CUied by to wax rich until the panic of is:::. these Little Pills. when he was left practically penniless. T!:ry also relievo Dis While wealthy he did a hi? business tress frnm Uysprpsta, and Too Hearty through banks, and as he always kept the checks alter tbey hnd come back A perfi'i't rem Eating. edy rr Dizziness, Nausea, through the clearing house he had Drowsiness, Bod Tuts nearly a trunk full at the time he Chl-rag- - SICK HEADACHE CARTERS WlTTLE 1 lrP n PILLS. ll'intli. Coated -. Vala In the Flile. Ti;::'ID Livr.lt. They regulate Urn Dow. is, purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. CARTERS In tiio Genuine Must Boar Fac-Sim- PlTTLE Signature WlVER pills. j bad enough to steal one. two kisses when a woman was half asleep, with- out becoming so Impertinent as to of-- j fer any apology other than the beau Hut that was the motive ty herself. of le young man's second visit. He was elaborate In his apology painful-Mrs. Wisby didn't have to y profuse wield the absurd little slipper. She was too faint with indignation to do anything save convince herself as to the identity of the ill advised visitor. He turned out to be Louis Fleisch-man- , who had a room on the floor below. SUBSTITUTES. M M A Ji Y tolled These checks he Ins always treasured as souvenirs of his prosperous lays, and when he came here in 1893 and bought a small house between River I)en.vs and Port Mood he papered the walls of one of his room. with them They are drawn on at least 20 banks, and IV Costa declares that he can tell what each puld for. ) y ' low-livin- . r He Kissed Her While She Slept. Mrs. Wisby and Miss Wisby slept, he could not resist entering and regaling his soul with nectar from the lips of, not the maid, but the matron. Then he guiltily departed, only to feel guiltier when he reached his own For weary minutes he wrestled room with himself. At last he became convinced it was his duty to make honorable amend, so he returned to the apartment he had invaded, with a prayer for pardon sighing through his mustache. The apologetic kisser spent several hours in the detention pen because he couldn't get bail on the spot, and he looked sad and sorry when arraigned before Magistrate Voorhees in the afternoon session. Disorderly conduct was the technical charge, though the clerk who gazed on Mrs. Wisby's charms thought it ought to be grand Flelschman pleaded guilty larceny. and was fined ten dollars five dollars Strangely apiece for the kisses. enough, he wasn't punished for the apology. eleven-months-Di- d boy-turn- s as This is all the more remarkable, the man settled his personal as well its his business obligations with paper. He never carried more than a dollar in cash in his pockets at one time, and if a man didn't want to cash a check he made no sale. De Costa says that he would rather look at the checks than eat his dinner, and this is literally true, for all his meals are served in the check room. HUNG NINE HOURS OVER ABYSS. Dangling at Rope's End. Mountain Climber Dies When Rescued. Grlndehvald, Switzerland. Suspended nine hours at the end of a rope over the edge of an abysss. hundreds of feet deep, with both legs and both arms broken, M. Questo. of Genoa, was rescued a few minutes before death ended his sufferings. M. Henri Maige, of Chambery. M. Questo and M. Figaro, of Genoa, and Lieut. Dunerger. were coming down roiied together, from the central peak of Aiguilles, when an avalanche of stones swept them 50 feet on to a glacier. Questo, the end man on the rope, fell into an Ice crevasse and was dangling ten feet below over the abyss. On the edge of the crevusse, attached to the same rope, were lying InFigaro and Dunerger. seriously jured. The wedging of the rope lightly In a sninll crack had alone prevent-eall of them being hurled Into the crevasse. Maige started at eight p. m. for help and reached a mounutaln chalet at one a. m. With two volunteers they started back with ropes, etc. They reached the crevasse at four a. m an'! with great difficulty hauled up Questo who The other two died soon afterwards had climbed up away from the crevasse and lav unconscious on the snow. Questo was known In Italy as a writer on Alpine subjects. At Chamonlx guests In a hotel saw a man descending alone the Dome du Gouter. His movements were observed through telescopes. Towards two In the afternoon be had completed n to half the descent, when he show signs of fatigue. Gulden began to prepare to go to hi rescue, when he was seen to slip and disappear Into .tint) feet below. a crevasse When the body was recovered next day the man was Identified as Lieut Max Preisbecker, of Zurich. he-a- 1 A Refreshing Odor To obtain a lasting and refreshing odor of sweet rioleis. put ,ajf an t. broken in small ornce of pieces. In a bottle with tw minces of alcohol; cork It tight and shake well; then leave four or live days orrl-roo- life-siz- e 1 . New-Yor- Diamonds Take Hearts rrtr ' lb Union Assay Office Thirty Cords Per Day F-- ace!-dental- di-- REFUSE SI ' Fleischman's explanation was that, passing the door of the room in which night-prowlin- sue-cess- i ' EACH Dims t WS j Subjection. rich jome parents still seek to resemble those curfews Incarnate In humble life who keep the girls at. home and the boys out of the barrooms. Middle life and old age are too hidebound to get accustomed to flic manners of the new generation of young men who are old and worn before they graduate and of young women who win or lose large sums at gambling. Children have a right to expect from their parents do- die. obedience. At fust this may be OLD BANK ON WALL difficult, but, as Anjtotle says, "Vir- tue is a habit," and it eau be acquired. iN. Y. Evening Post. AGED MAN LOVES TO GAZE AT RELICS OF PROSPERITY. Uncanny Chinese Legend. There are the two celebrated tow- Was Once a Prosperous Grain Merers of the imperial city, the Bell towchant in Chicago Failed in er and' the Drum tower. As to the Panic of 1893. casting of the bell In the former there been two this There had legend: River Donys, Capo Breton. Sitting ;ia unsuccessful attempts and the life of many hours a day gazing reminlscently the founder was threatened in case of at the walls of a square room pattered a third failure. His daughter discov- with canceled bank checks, Gerald de ered by occult means thai nothing but Coal a, a queer old character, is passthe blood of a virgin minglfd with ing the last day; of his life. Physi. the molten metal would Insure cians say he has an incurable disease So at the next oastiug she her life by throwing herself into the, molten metal, leaving only one shoe behind. The casting was perfect Hut when the bell was first struck "all were horror-strickeas, after the heavy boom of the bell, came a low wail, as of a girl in distinctly saying the word 'heish,' hoe And to this day people when they hear It, say, "There's poor Ko ai's voice calling out for her shoe.' " Shanghai Times. tin the life of the very Four Leaf Clover. Twenty Three for the Chickens. There is au old superstition that The chicken grabbers have returned It brings good luck to find a four--' to New Hoi after quite an absence is The Sultan has ordered the arrest One night last week there was a visi-- j leafed Clover. The superstition sf the famous Shereef Rouazzaoui, tor in Dr. Stout's bark yard, and the founded, first, on the rarity of the who has been preaching a holy war in next morning revealed the fact that specimen: but chiefly on the fact that the four leaves are arranged in the 23 young chickens had disappeared. the Cassa Blauca district. form of a cross. Staunton (Va.) Sun. It is reported in London that Japan Tho Rejected MSS. Industry. The Earth's Crust. lias decided to begin the construction who The number of people we as so far of the crust The earth, Df a battleship exceeding the displacecan is novel a write hink very they about contains can examine it. only ment of the Dreadnaiighi by H.OOO tons. 20 out of the 75 or more elements, large. They exceed in numbers even The beauiiful stone church of the and of these 20 only eight are present the mob who are sure they are ImFirst Unitarian society of Brookllne to the amount of more than one per mortal poets. London Saturday Mass., together with ils new chapel cent, of the whole. and annex, has been destroyed by Are Richer Every Day. Women as Travelers. The wages of all employees of the Ever;' day the young duke of WestAs a matter of genuine fact women, Pennsylvania railroad system on lines in nine cases out of ten. are better minster gets richer. He Is the ground ast and west of Pittsbiirj; are to be travelers than men are. To begin landlord of miles and miles of houses al- the whole of South Helgravia, a Increased. Nearly 1 00,000 men will be with. If not so stodgily accurate, that by no manner of means fashionable district of London and though affected. follows, they are more fluent in mod- for each he receives a shilling a year .lule Keen. 40 years of age, famous ern languages They cl atter in them, peppercorn rent until the leases fall minstrel, who has been treasurer of say the male things. Ergo, they are in. Each month fresh leases fall into i he Buffalo Bill wild west show dur more colloquial the readier to cir- his hands, and at the end of 30 yean career of 20 years, is dead In cumvent the wiles and extortions of the whole of the property, which if its ing Kellner or of Garcon. The Gentle- - now worth many millions, will be his New York City. woman. entirely. The Palajanes In Samar attacked The "Bookie." Hard to Account for Tusks. boats carring supplies on the Surago The idea prevailing amonc popular The wound like scouts and animal known curimjs pig Fiver, kilting three as the babirussa has most remarkable those who do not take an active interwere killed. Five one. Pulajanes ing tusks, which have long perplexed all est in the sport of kings is that bookThe supplies wore saved. students of animal life. As far as makers and the entire racing army Two workmen were killed and five can be discovered, these tusks are are a generally coarse and others Injured by the collapse of a useless to their owner. On the oth- lot. This is by no means the case. derrick at. a building being erected by er hand, by collecting tui'ts of straw, Taken as a body bookmakers are exin their habits. John Wanamaker to replace his pre grass and litter of all kinds, they tremely temperate London Tatler. seem to be an intolerable nuisance. sent department store in Philadelphia. Alex Walker, the Brownsville aegro Eager to Part with Money. Immense Force In Frost. A witness in the Willesden (Eng on trial at Atlanta. Ga for the murder No one has yet been able to concourt while under oath, of County Policeman J. L. Heard, was struct a vessel which can resist the land) police said that he had to turn a customer Twenty-pomiwater. found guilty, with a recommendation force of freezing steel shells have been rent out of his shop because he persisted of mercy, and was sentenced to life in paying a bill that he did not owe. as If they were glass. imprisonment. The barkeutine Milion, 350 tons burIncomplete Jewish Houses. Sleep. Passers-bhave often been struck from overdue twenty-fouin on who him first days Blessings light den, It covers a man all by the fact that the chief cornice Havana to Mobile, has been given up vented sleep! at one end of Lord Rothschild's for lost in Liverpool, where she is over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; house, in Piccadilly, London, has been is meat for it for the hungry, drink owned. Captain Manthorn command- the unfinished. It is said that Jewthirsty, heat for the cold, and left ed the vessel. cold fo- - the hot. In short, money that ish tradition insists that some part of a Jewish house shall be left inWilliam Schultz. Herman Thristo bu;-- s everything; balance and weight phol and Otto Breitzman, all married that makes the shepherd equal to the complete, in order that the incom pleteness may remind its owner that, and having families, were drowned monarch, and the fool to the wise. like his father Abraham, he is but near Milford, Wis., by the capsizing of Miguel De Cervantes. a stranger upon the earth. while In river dragHark their boat Some Great Canals. ging for carp. Woes of the Writer. The Erie canal is the longest canal seris one of the journalist's tragedies It Four men were killed and two in the United States, having a length that whenever he introduces a thing iously injured in an accident at mine of 387 miles. It was completed in as an impossibility somebody No. 1, at Santoye, Ohio, the men be 1826. and cost (52.540.800. The Ohio purely to writes say that it really occurred. ing crushed In a mine cage and their canaJ is 317 miles long, and cost $4, If I use a foolish metaphor at random the of The 695,204. bodies hurled to the bottom longest foreign ship I generally receive two letters one canal is the Suez, between the Medi -shaft, 150 feet below. nrnriiairrir; that the thing is too vioterranean and Red seas, which Is 90 lent and absurd, the other saying that Taken home only a week ago from in length, and cost $100,000,000. it to the writer's aunt. G. Dowd. 6 miles Robert on insnnA asv lnm happened The Sunday Magazine. K. Chesterton in Illustrated London years old, set Are to his News. a in was Tears Good he while For the asleep brother, Eyes. Children In Italy are not allowed to REDUCED RATES baby carriage at their home in Newrub their eyes. When an infant bursts ark, N. J. The babe will die. Into tears no effort, is made to repress From Utah and Idaho to All Points The will of William Scully, other- the emotion, but the youngster is al East and Return, via the Santa Fe. wise known as "Lord" Scully, said to lowed to have its cry out. It is elaim-From Ogden and Salt Lake City to: be the largest owner of real estate in ed that this beautifies the eyes and $32.00 America, was filed at Washington last makes them clear, while rubbing tha Missouri river points $44.50 Chicago week for probate. All his lands are eyes injures them in manv ways. St. Louis $39.50 devised absolutely to his wife. from Idaho and rates Corner Proportionate Grocery Philosophy. The Philadelphia & Reading Railway "It is a mighty serious thing to he a other points. Dates of sale, Nov. 20tb company has announced an increase father." observed the venerable man and Dec. 18th, 1906. Return limit, 60 sf wages of 10 per cent to all em on the grocery barrel, Send for literature. if your days. out well your wife gets all the ployes whose salaries are less than C. F. WARREN, Agent A. T. & S. F The increase, it is credit, and if he goes to the bad you Ry.. 411 Dooly Blk., Salt Lake City $200 per month. said will affect 25,000 employes. get all the blame. And If he becomes Utah. News has been received at Zunguru famous, just as likely as not he'll dis own both of you." Adjustable Target Used. Nigeria, that a French catael patrol A figure of a man which men t9 officer and one of consisting The One Thing Lacking. at different intervals rises falls and were surprised and annihilated by a There is in Bronx Park, New York, so that the marksman is never sure Senoussi force, at the end of August a tortoise which has arrived at the when the head or the full length of 200 miles northeast of Lake Tchad. age of 306 years. Owing to circum- its body will come up has been in-Houri-hastances over which it had no control. stalled at the Trlng rifle butts, Katie shot who Nat Hartnell, on her mother's farm near Nipo It never served as one of Washing ton's body servants. mo, Cal., was surrounded near Santa American Lawlessness. ensued which a in and fight Maria Value of Criticism. One community in this state comHartnell was shot and killed. Hart, Censure and criticism never hurt plains that it has been the scene of nell is believed to have been insane anybody. If true, they show a man ten murders in a month. It would Two passengers, two trainmen and a his weak points and forewarn him seem as though the survivors had a if false, right to feel anxious. Philadelphia railway mail clerk were seriously in- against failure and trouble; not can unless he is Ledger. him. hurt they & jured in the wrecking of a Denver in character. Gladstone. wanting at train Rio Grande passenger Street Named for a Clown. N. M. Three cars left the Vaccination and Chloroform. Grimaldi, the famous clown, Joey track and plunged down an embankJenner for his discovery of vaccina has yet his admirers, Henry street, ment. tlon, and Simpson for that of chloro Pentonville, England, Is about t Augustus Lambe, a striking chauffer. form, were both denounced as bias-- change It3 name to Oriraaldi street, 'eniers who were trying to interfere in honor of the prince of modern Jestr 31 years old, was shot through the the ways a nd the wisdom of ers, who was born there. with in wounded neck and dangerously The Sunday Magazine. Providence City, when a street car in which First Billiard Table Cushions. four strike breakers and an equal num India rubber cushions were first fit King's Human Steed. oer of private detectives were riding, The king of Obbo travels on th ted to billiard tables just 70 yean was mobbed. beck of one of his faithful slaves and ago. At Russell. I T., two armed men when he reaches a stream he remain: his human steed jailed H. O. Mcdee. a farmer out of In his seat while water. the walks through him lo forced and bed at his home Especially when you use the right kind of divulge the hiding place of 2,200 in We have the largest stock of DiaDiamonds Long Life of Work. 'he nlaced Th' tom monds In the west. $25 to $R 000. Indian elephants over 12 and up tc to the hills, and in escaped bags money Guaranteed quality. 45 years of age are deemed the best tr leaving no clew. worn will , ESTABLISHIB. they generally purchase; In a fit of despondency, with her ell until they are 811 years old. 1862 husband's love letter torn to bits and Wisdom of Uncle Eben. scattered around her. Hazel Cooper. "De man dat's alius talkin' 'bout chorus girl In the "Karl and the Girt" company drank carbolic acid In her hlsse'f." ald I'ncle Eben. "Is general 170 handicapped right at de start by apartments In New York City and died ly a mos' unlnterestin' subject." choosln' PIAIN later. hours a few SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. Cheered by fully a hundred perPatti's Sunny Philosophy. sons. Miss Frances Kern, a stenogIf there is the tiniest speck of blue a In Broadway In the sky. and there nearly always is rapher, employed building, New York, chased, captured I look for It, and that makes the whole O ' 4 . and thrashed a man whom she ac heaven blue for me. J V. IIIL IT UKI CITY. UTAH ensed of having nlded a pickpocket in stealing a purse from her. Sin Advises received from the Falkland 2H.P.io6H.P. islands sas thai the French ship Leon for t, from Swansea, July Beaureau A 6 H. P. Portable Saw Outfit will aversp? about San Francisco, put into Port Stanley. (our cords of wood per hour. Figure it up and ice what it meani. Falkland Islands, recently with her IWlei you can ur the engine to run com ihrrd-dr- r cargo on Are. She was benched and and hutkrr, (red grinder or wherever the Are extinguished, after much dampower in F.ngine ii Bmple and rrquirnl. lo operate. age had been dene try No mechanical skill required. Cost oi gasoline Charles B. Williams, bookkeeper of saw rig will soon pay (of itsell. very small. A and cashier, bank, Citizen's acting the Snd lor tlWr.ld C.ulofue No. M 865 was found dead In the vault of flin A of shot load hank at Salem. Ind Fairbanks, Morse &. Company from a shotgun had penetrated his was kept In the vault, Salt Lake City, Utah heart The and It Is believed Mr Williams N K . ircd It |