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Enclose 20 cents In coins (or each Down in Louisiana f rinstance, the next governor, unless all signs fail, will be a fellow who has leaped into fame as a crooner, guitar player and radio entertainer. He is also a Hol- P w SEWING CIRCLE 1 B. in Horn. fare-the- Y 'S 'BOSS. s DID ttxi T 1 ttS-- 1 NEVER TASTED ANYTHING JUST QUITE" LIKE" E - L I GAVE VtX) OUR DOGS 7 BREAKFAST BISCUITS BY MISTAKE.' NOW HE'LL HAVE TO GO WITH-- X f A "jv "..XOLrrpooR 1 sg' BROWN ACTS OLD TODAY 'v.-- Q J. '4 j '. - . ' '' j T' y Nice guys, Nero and Caligula! They poisoned their wives and kiddies, when they couldn't devise something rougher. They were close e to tyrants, but in points they didn't rate up with certain top Nazis. The people caught up with them in time and they got the works, tf alive today they would have strung along with Adolf and Benito and Hermann. They were the type. They liked to torture the weak and to kick the helpless around. 5 i; iiyV't craft. N O -: , ': af V ' " ,1 f '' f" f all-tim- WNTJ Feature, HIRED? 1 In This Corner! Jtlittr Sjtdifi PERFECTLY POSSIBLE Joe What's this I hear about your having a fight with your wife and making her come crawling to you on her knees? ' Bill Yeah, she was on her knees all right, but what she said was, "Come on out from under that bed, you worm!" . Once Caligula held a public quet in the middle of a bridge for the fun of seeing it collapse, drowning the merrymakers. Hitler would have liked that. Caligula did crazy He once appointed his horse didn t things. French! Pardon My My grandfather Johnny enc3'l07erHave you any refer" :onsul. 20 for a verve? haircut have with years. Mabel Can you sing You know all about Nero, Joe. Jimmy He must have been a He was the swastika ,jJPPlicaat-l'- ve Betty Which verse? got this letter type. Sweet duck. verve! last I boss: with "Wo Mabel said queer looking onrlfpH for us his own He Nero! poisoned was boy, He two days and we are satis- all. just Johnny Not at Betty Oh, no, I don't know that Bed, mother for what you would call "a bald. I song iame." He killed his own wife. Ilead of the Class Tall Story D Said A star, Nova Pictoris, has just . Correct the sentence: It Teacher feet over I -t fell today. fifty Harry letter is the merriest 5lown up. Looking down on earth, a B tSink. the me was that spilt hurt? Were you alphabet? Jerry Pupil It wasn't me that spilt the star s indignation must be pretty I was just going Harry-N- o, ,7"U'" because It's always in :lose to the exploding point most of ink! bus! crowded a through the time these days. Haunted House Wrong Word? I hear you and your One N'iRht? 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