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Show March 15, 1933 THE WEBER HERALD Page Two We Miss You, Bernice THE WEBER HERALD STAFF Official Newspaper of the Weber College Published Alternate Wednesdays Address Communication to Weber IleraCd, Weber ColIegcOgden, Utah STAFF CO-EDITO- RS BUSINESS MANAGER Rex E. Greaves and Gareth M. Neville Filbrun Ogden Helen McKay Melba McDonald Bill Baker Albert Wright Elma Skelton Thatcher Allred SOCIETY EDITOR LITERARY EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR EXCHANGE EDITOR ALUMNI EDITOR FACULTY ADVISOR BUSINESS STAFF William Ogden, Don Limb, Ed Olson. : TO A BIGGER AN BETTER WEBER HERALD. Weber students were greatly surprised when PERHAPS many and larger edition of our Weber Herald appeared on the campus. Due to financial conditions and staff vacancies, the Herald did not appear during the first of the winter term, but a new business staff has been formed and there are possibilities that our paper may be developed into one of the best in the state Nearly a month ago, Bernice Hall, well known to practically every student at Weber, fell on a slippery floor and fractured a vertebra. We, the students of Weber, should like Bernice to know that we were very Borry to learn of her accident, but glad that she is making satisfactory progress. We miss you very much, Bernice, and want you to know that we hope your recovery is speedy that'you might be with us again soon. W Weber to Take A Ducking SIGHS AND GROANS THE HEADLINES OF TOMORROW of I move we appropriate 100,000 Weber's surplus cash to the poor. "No one is as fickle as a woman." Oh Yeh! Look at Emil Henderson. Did Frank Round's face turn red the other day when he was asked to lead a yell? The trouble was, Frank, that you forgot your dress, hat, and purse. Better carry them in your pocket for emergencies. The Excelsior Club is accepting for stock in their Jean D.: "Women are fools to scrip in payment that- - is, shares up to organization marry." amount of $0.25 Roland: "Yes, but we can't marry and including the bits). (two anyon else." lands, set in a sea bluer than 'blue, citizens. beneath a sky of flawless serenity 0O0 gently sloping paradise where you may recline, fanned by soft breezes, lulled PROM by the beat of the breakers over the TO SOPHOMORES reef. Fancy royal palms, slender and With the coming of the Prom, which stately rising above the coral sands, is the farewell party given to the swished gayly by trade winds of the tropics. sophomores by the freshmen, we are Vision of flowers, incense sweet, in beginning to realize that the end of lush luxuriance, garlands of pikake this school year is rapidly approach SHOE STORE with sweetly mingled perfume fills the ing. We have been too busy enjoying the studies, the social life, and sports air. At dusk Waikiki's lights twinkling to think of graduation except as some to early stars and away on the coral MOST FOR THE MONEY the distant. and For thing vague reefs the puff of white waves gleams sophomore, the next three months will IS OUR SLOGAN be a period of winding up, of complet- mystic flare of torches where natives fish with spears. ing his two years of school life at A tropical moon rises behind DiaWeber. For the freshman, there will mond Head, purple shadows begin to be a time of preparing to take upon him the duties and responsibilities of tint the sea, while glittering waves dashes on the crystaline sand. the upper classmen. Languorus music in Polynesian The realization of what this year The has meant to us, hallows the Prom in chants gripping loved ones while they our memories. Although the sopho- romance, pretty dark skin maidens dance the hula 'neath Hawaiian skies FOR more may miss the students of last to strains from a toneful gui year, yet he realizes how dear to him tar.dreamy' have become his the new associates College-- : Looking up, you may see a lunar .freshmen. Here, the upper classmen cease to look down upon the younger rainbow overarching on this moonlight of mystic brightness. class, for all have become just stu- night Fading into the early hours of dawn dents of Weber, and both are wonder- -' charms whisper the thrill of Roing w hat the future holds for them. your mantic Hawaii and you fall asleep in It is no wonder that this party with 2339 Wash. Ave. Ogden its memories of the past and antici- - a land called "the Paradise of the Pacific." pations of the future should possess Color, romance, adventure, charm, more charm than any other. that is Hawaii. And you ask Why is Bill going V FAREWELL Place 00 home. W SHE KNEW Dore had just returned from Sunday school, where she had been for the first time. "What did my little daughter learn this morning?" asked her father. "That I am a child of Satan," was the beaming reply. M FOOD-v- i ra u turvhint FOR YOUR PARTY call your SUNFREZE dealer or Phone 36 Tmrt l "V' Id DANCE With Milt Taggart and his famous Victor Recording orchestra Featuring Alyce King and Don Corey BERTHANA UTAH'S BEST Prevails . . . . i I N every phase of our service you will be pleased with the j unfailing, atmosphere of dignity and refinement. Our methods reflect the respect and reverence you feel for the departed. I jJ Larkin & Sons Mortuary 466-47- 0 24th Street Phone 821 OGDEN, UTAH BRANCHES 260 E. So. Temple St. Salt Lake City, Utah 5964 Compton Avenue Los Angeles, Calif. Phone, Jefferson 1244 Phone, Was. 5132 SUPPORT THE BUSINESS MEN WHO SUPPORT US B : They are the ones who make our paper possible : M THE FOLLOWING BUSINESS HOUSES SUPPORTED THIS ISSUE Jims Billiards M M Dundees National Barber Shop Berthana Ball Room Wasatch Insurance Kleneke Floral Ogden Book Store Ogden Floral Drive It Yourself Co. J. L. Rushmer, Optometerist Fred M. Nye College Inn Loveland's Studio A 430 - 25th Street w4 Xeven's In the Sports Shop CLEANERS STUDENTS! College Boot Shop Lewis Jewelers ORDER reGal q LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITYTTTTTTITTTTITTTTTTTTT CHRISTENSON'S FRED M. NYE CO. 513 Miss Denning: Some of these students come to me and claim they can write 80 words a minute, but when they leave me they can't write 50. W HAWAII been derived from the sale of beer. Beer isn't good for Utahn's to drink but, for the sake of eduCaptain "Why do you call "Beno" Romantic Beautiful Charming Blake a pilgrim?" cation we guess it won't hurt the people across our border much. If the citizens of Utah drink beer enough to put the state back Referee "Because every time he Picture a cluster of enchanted ison its feet, its liable to knock the feet from under many of the gets the ball he makes a little Sg95 FOR YOUR SPRING CLEANING CALL SLIPS -- Smart - Durable - Washable WEBERITES company. ON A DESK I slips my hand in my pocket in search of a coin. Alas, my pockets is empty and I dashes down town to join the hunger march. I has a good time to, but my pocket and stomachs is still empty. Darn parade, all I suc0:0ceeds in doing is wearing out my Mountain sports world. Weber athletes are recognized all shoes. My girl saw me too. Now is "WE-BE- ER COLLEGE" over the state as real sportsmen. They I punk. Woe is me. play hard and clean and above all Do you know, I enjoyed high for taxation, Beer for the support of our dear Alma Mater, Weberites play because they like it. BEER for unemployment relief, Beer as a farm aid plan. Did it Thats the spirit developed in the school band and really to think that high could have a band like that ever occur to the gentlemen who think of these fine reasons for representatives of our sports and we, school without Francis Burton's help alack, the student and our body faculty, plus bringing back beer, that it is also good to drink? will wonders never cease. be should our of backers, boys proud Now that Weber will derive some of her income for the sale and we are. So get out there fellows of that stimulating beverage, Beer, the student body will probably and give all you've As I sit in Political Science and got and then some be allowed one "Beer party" a week under strict faculty super- and make this spring athletic season listen to them dumbbells recite, my vision. one of the best we've had. eyes stray. Say whose girl is she, I mean June Van Orden, Grays, Dicka, Think of the demoralizing effect pay day will have upon our W Frankies or Filbrun's. President, when he realizes that a percentage of his wages have I Bramwell stock in Holt and Co. rose student of Weber county high school. 's W Mrs. W three points on Monday's market. joins the Corfriends with of Tanner couple in wishing Bjorklund stock in the poration held to a slow but steady them happiness. hours. rise in the last twenty-fou- r Ladies' Aid Society, auxiliary to the Jones' Cement Co. sold out at ATTENTION great loss all stock they held in that W Weber is taking to the idea of the prom as a duck takes to water. i I was just wondering what Melba Heart Bum The "head ducks" are the freshMcDonald will do with Spence while I'll come to you, dearest, across desert men clasg officers Fred Harris, Earl she is in Chicago. "Now Melba, cut sands, Thomas, and Harmon Williams. They it out. vou know he won't fit in that sun beat upon me and burn; have already appointed subordinate suit-case.-" Though And by the way girls, to you, dearest, across glacome IH ducks to take charge of the necessary wouldn't you like Red Wade as a cier lands, arrangements. Their loudest "quack" chaperone ? Heart-wear- y is that everyone should turn duckling and worn I'll return; and take himself and another to the come to you, dearest, from near or I'll I'll bet the Derby queen looked betbig pond, the Berthana ballroom, on ter in the Brown derby than Dee from far, the evening of March 17th. If you come with love's banner unfurled, II! leave your webbed feet home, howof marriage she might think she looks 111 come to you dearest, but not till ever, and dance instead of paddling Detxer m me there are panis too. uni jui about, you'll be assured of just as No other men left in this world. "ducky" a time. I'll bet Mr. Blaylocks 8 o'clock class Daphne. Judging by the talk of dates for wishes he'd sleep with his feet out the , w the prom, there can be few ugly duck- window. P. S. I wonder how the Blank Verse II lings at Weber. Furthermore, the neighbors would like it? class president, Fred Harris, will see a had little lamb, Mary to it that all transformations into seen those four Its fleece was white as snow, have Say you girls handsome or beautiful swans are made Idaho spuds, Marion, George It followed Mary to the well by the 17th, by the simple process of and Kenneth. Jerry, One day. All got curly hair too. pairing off the ducks. It fell down the well. The admission price is one dollar a "There ain't no justice," yelled Max Mary looked down into the well: couple, but what's a dollar, more or Hickman as Reed sprang another "Hello, Lamb," said Mary. less, to a duck, especially if the duck the way have "Hello, Mary," said the lamb. and by exam, English is a sophomore? ? (Oh My Heart) seen Max's you girl We think it's a "ducky" idea; how Well it won't do you any good to sigh. about you? Quack, quack! Just as a one man dame. She's we thought, so we'll see you there. There is no reason why Weber College should not have as good a paper as any other church or state college. We realize that the financial condition of our school budget i3 not large enough to support a paper but, from recent investigations of the student body, we find that the students want a paper and are willing to pay for it. Through the splendid cooperation of Mr. Peterson, a plan is now underway whereby each student will pay, at the time of regiscents, which will entitle the students to a tration, twenty-fiv- e week. The staff feels that this is a much almost every paper better system than collecting from the students, in Theory classes, or peddling the paper in the halls; so we will appreciate it very much if you will please give us your utmost support and we, in turn, will work hard and do our best to develop the Weber Herald into a paper which we may all be proud of. The present edition was made possible by the business men who are true and enthusiastic supporters of Weber. To them we Helen Lindquist. express our thanks and gratitude. It is only fair that we students, W while doing our shopping, support these business men, for, if it were not for their loyal support we would not be able to print the paper; so take careful notice of the ads and support these men Sportsmanship High who support you. at Wildcat Lair To the Chamber of Commerce, who have recently given us Fall had its football and winter its letter of recommendation to aid us in soliciting ads, we also wish basketball and now Spring brings to extend our thanks. Any advise from students, teachers, or advertisers, to help us track, tennis and swimming into the in making a better and bigger paper, will be greeted with great Wild cat fold. Under the guiding eyes of Coach satisfaction. Merlon Stevenson, the Wildcats will Filbrun Ogden. try for more honors in the Rocky CALF SKIN JACKETS STOCK REPORTS CLYDE MOORE JOINS BENEDICTS Clyde Moore, freshman student at Weber College joined the Royal Order of Benedicts when one "blue Monday" about a month ago, he was married to Miss Rea Spackman, sister of Weber's "pep promoter." Mrs. Moore is a Emporium Farr's Ice Cream Lighthouse Electric Co. Regal Cleaners Christensen's Shoe Store F. L. Burgess Barber Shop Larkin Mortuary Dr. Doxey, Optometerist Sunfreze Ice Cream Wrights M XXXXXXXXXrTTXrmmTTTn 1 , t T TTTTTTTt |