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Show t Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Absolutely pube A Servant's Instructions. Tyntlull'e, Imagination. This instructive imagination for we The following rules of conduct for servants are said to be found iu a Liv- are not concerned with mere reminiserpool household : Servants who have the good fortune to reside in my bouse must with the following rules: They must be up punctually at 6. Have all meals punctually to time. Must be clean and tidy in their persona, and at their work must not be spoken to. Must not speak at the doors to any of the tradespeople. Must not sing. Must not wear heavy boots. Must close doors quietly. Must stand meekly while being reproved. Must not answer back. Must be obliging and cheerful. Must bo willing to stay in any Sunday or day out when required, and when asked to do anything to do it quickly and well and show no impatience or ill hates that. temper, as Mr. Must put up with fault finding and wishes complaining whenever Mr. to fault find or complain. likes to be called at 7. Mr. Takes tea at 20 past 7, towel at 20 to 8 and breakfast at 8 prompt, and will not wait a minute, and no nonsense. . By order, Mr. London Million. here resulting in the cent imagination creations of the poet and there in the dis- coveries of the man of science, is the highest of bftiuan faculties. With this faculty Professor Tyudall was largely endowed. In common with successful investigators in general, he displayed it in forming true conceptions of physical processes previously misinterpreted or uninterpreted, and again iu conceiving modes by which the actual relations of the phenomena could be demonstrated, and again in devising fit appliances to this end. But to a much greater extent than usual he displayed constructive imagination in other fields. He was an excellent expositor, and good exposition implies much constructA prerequisite is the ive imagination. forming of true ideas of the mental states of those who are to be taught, and a further prerequisite is the imagining of methods by which, beginning with conceptions they possess, there may be built up in their minds the conceptions they do not possess. Of constructive imagination as displayed in this sphere men at large appear to be almost devoid, as witness the absurd systems of teaching which in past times, and in large measure at present, have stupefied and still stupefy children by presenting abstract ideas before they have any concrete ideas from which they can be drawn. Whether as lecturer or writer, Professor Tyndall carefully avoided this vicious practice. Herbert Spencer in McClure'a FRAUDULENT LOTTERY SCHEMES Clever Devices aud Bogus Circulars by beWhich Many lVople are Being alphabet naming his nine children, Caroline Swindled. ginning with .Alice Beatrice and ending with Xerxes Yorick Zenith. New La., June 23, Orleans, since the Ml nine ro living, and the eldest is Louisiana btak-- Loitery Company removed to one pair Honduras and resumed business under the enly U years old. but there is of "twins in the list, which used tip sis name of the Honduras .National Lottery Comletters of the. alphabet. The children pany, the natrons of this great concern have vnner bait for clever operators, and everv are easily nicknami d by calling their beeu month thousands of people are taken iu hv lotschemes which purport to be the original initials for short. Toronto Empire. tery to the Al;.ii:..-tA Toronto man Las fcoi,o thiougb the . V.-e- il Two yimtalious. This quotation appears on the bedroom door in a south Lancaster (England) hotel, "I will lay me down in peace and take my rest, for it is thou, Lord, onlv teat makest me to dwell in safety." Below which the proprietoror has penned, "Owing to the frequency hotel robberies, you are requested to bolt your door." London Globe. a An Experiment with a Bus. A bee flies much in the same way as pigeon that is to say, it first takes an upward spiral flight into the air, and then darts straight for the object in view. Now an experimenter on insect nature once covered a bee's eye with paint, and sent it into the air; instead of darting straight off after rising, it continued to ascend. Pearson's Weekly. A Retrogression. A man who has kept an account of the number of kisses exchanged with his wif since their union consents to its publication as follows: First year, 36,500; second year, 16,000; third year, 3,650; fourth year, 120; fifth year, 2. He then left off keeping the record. Exchange. The flowers I sent her by the ton Would that I could recall Them now. For she'6 said yes to one Who sent no floueig at all. Louisiana Stale Lottery. The niudus operandi is to send a Imneh of m im.i.iiiv a tickets to some oromincnt lw. ........ cionolimentiirv twkft fiU..l f.ir Iva.l is instructed to sell of the ticket to some other prominent person, and keep the other tilth for limiselt. Another condition is that the party must remit iMl iu payment for tickets, at least three days before the drawing.-in order to make the offer appear a circular of the Honduras National genuine, Lottery H. Company is enclosed with the address oi Ixnnbard 61 Co., New Orleans. La., carefullv stamped in red ink over the addres- - of Paul Conrad, Puerto Cortez, Honduras, I . A., care t eutial America Express, Port Tampa Citv, Fla. As a matterof fuct.the Honduras National Lottery Company has no such agency In New Orleans, aud lxunbard A: Co. never had auv connection with this company. The New England States are flooded with the bogus circulars, and a number have already been swiadled. Button ( Jiass.j iicraut, Juneo. Friend What did he say to you when he proposed '! Miss Rox He said life without me meant nothing. Friend He was sincere iu that. That's justwhathispossessionsamouut to. KEAKINtt THE GKATK. one-tilt- ' Made by Thunderbolts. sandy petrifactions much resembling branches of trees. You may conclude that these are the remains of forest monsters that grew in a faraway geological age, but if you will take the troj-bl- e to ask your guide, or, better still, one of the professors, who are always handy, he will- - tell you a queer story one, iu fact, that "smacks of the marvelous." These tame looking, supposed to be sandy petrifactions are, in fact, Scientifically real "thunderbolts." speaking, they are "fulgurites." They are composed of a poor quality of glass and are made by the lightning striking sandy deserts and" plunging downward and latterly vitrifying all the sand with which it comes in direct contact. On the Sahara fulgurites are found in every conceivable shape and size, some 30 or more feet in length and 4 inches in diameter, others not larger than a lead pencil and still others not larger than a knitting needle. Scientists usually consider fulgurites as being a good index to the size and force of discharge of the lightning stroke which formed them. Is essential to pood health, and when the natural desire for food is gone strength will soon Jail. For loss of appetite, indigestion, sick headache, and other troubles of a dys- - Hood's nature. peptic Hood's Sarsapa-rill- a is the reme dy which most A Hood's Pills HERNIA Hupture,' TIE NORTHWESTERN Of Milwaukee, Wis. ance Union, PILE TUMORS, Cash or on shares; any portion of 7,000 acres situate near Willows, Glenn Co., Cal. uooil buildings; artesian water; most ot it has been cultivated. Monry to Loan. Address Eo. K. Pottkb, 508 California Street, San Francisco, Cal. operations. Frswllndother diseases of the lower bowel, promptly cured without pain or resort to the knife. in the Bladder, no matter how CrnAVrp D X vi.1 Jj large, is crushed, pulverized, and washed out, thus avoiding cutting. GrTvDTP,T'TT'D'G, of urinary passage is D 1 IU.V 1 UlvCJ also removed without cutting. Abundant References, and Pamphlets, on above diseases, sent sealed, in plain envelop, 10 eta, (stamps). World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, ft. Y. VOU MAV BE PAYtNQ THIRTY PCH CENT. TOO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPLIES. SEND USORDERS BY MAIL. PRICES ON EVERYTHING TO EAT, DRINK, SMOKE AND COOK WITH IN OUR MONTHLY CATALOGUE, THE LARGEST IN THE WORLD. MENTION FREE. SENS POSTAL. THIS PAPER. Goldberg Bowen & DOCTOR P GROCERIES Lebenbaum THE GREAT CURE INDIGESTION A ReguIatoroFthe Liverand Kidneys A SPECIFIC FOR Scrofula, Rheumatism, Salt Rheum, Neuralgia, ill all otter run the wind mill when water is wanted, often causes the owner to become discouraged. Get a HerculeB Gas or Gasoline Engine and you can pump water at any time. NO GOAL "3 To haul when running the Hercules Gas or Gasoline Engine; no ashes, smeU or dirt. Always ready, and a boy can start It. Workmanship the best. iu. s ana Constipation. Is needed to run the Cheapest aud best Hoisting outfit In the market, the Hercules Gas er Gasoline Engine. They have met with the highest approval in t n 432 PINE ST., SAN FRANCISCO NO BOILER 4 Independent of the Insur Is LAND FOR RENT! Of cuttm: tumors, allays the itching, acts as a poultice, relief. Dr. Kirk s German Pile Ointment s prepared only for PileB and itching of the private parts, and nothing else. Every box is warranted Sold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt of price, $1.00 per box. J. J. Mack & Co., Wholesale Agents, Ban Francisco. GO. and other TTTMnT?Q Ovarian, Fibroid varieties, without the perils To f 25c. NATIONAL INSURANCE There's no long-e- r any need of wearing clumsy, V chafing Trusses. which give only partial relief at best, never cure, but often inflict great injury, inducing inllamniaUon, strangulation, and death. In Conservative Surgery Triumph of la the ore. Sure cure for blind, Weeding and itching Piles. One box has cured the worst cases of ten years' standing. No one need suffer ton minutes after using Kirk's German Pile Ointment. It absorbs i are purely vegetable. And makes Its own fire Insurance rates. For Insurance or local agencies, apply to Geo. W. Turner, Manager, No. 322 Montgomery Street, San Francisco, CaL burn with indignation. SURE CURE FOR PILES. CD Cures no matter of how long standing--, or of what size, is promptly and permanently cured without the knife end without pain. Another to o parilla WKV'W'W.''V THROW IT AWAY. NO WIND Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts entry yet promptly on the Kidneys, liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist-whmay not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any Sarsa- - certainly cures. It quickly tones the stomach and makes one ''real hungry." Be lure to get Hood's aud only Hood's Sarsaparllla. mines. OrciS ENJOYS Good Appetite A Try Germea for Breakfast. In old age infirmities and weakness hasten to close the gap between us and the grave. Happily scieutitic research and pharmacal skill have allied themselves in furnishing us are-liabl- e means of ameliorating the aliments incident to declining years, auil of renewing wanIts name is Hostetter's ing physical energy. .Stomach Bitters, a widely comprehensive remedy in disease, and an inestimable blessing to the elderly, the feeble aud the convalescent. Kheu-inutiailments, trouble with the kidnevs and lumbago are among the more common ailments of the aged. These are effectually counteracted by the Bitters, which is likewise a prevention aud curative of malarial complaints, dyspepsia, constipation and biliousness. It is highly pro motive of appetite, sleep and the acquisition of has is w In the museums of nearly all the large colleges yon will see what appear to be V . and newspaper they were married. printing establishment, and after the In appointment of referees, timekeepers and judges, the representative and the newspaper man took off their coats, rolled up their sleeves and went to work. It was not a very long job, the notice containing but 111 words. Wellman minutes and finished in twenty-fou- r pulled a clean proof, while Cummings called time four minutes and a half later, and his proof showed four errors. The story has already got out, and Representative Caruth, of Kentucky, now says he never did believe Cummings was a printer anyhow. Washington Cor. New York Herald. do-e- About the only chance a poor gas consumer THE BEST OF REASONS. ' mauu-facture- d vigor. The reason why Allcock's Porous Plas ters are popular is that they may be relied on to cure, Walter Wellman Won. 1. Lame back, sciatica, stillness or twitch set type Representative Cummings of the muscles. ing Thursday night for the first time in 2. Chest troubles, such as pleurisy, pneu o is Mr. thirty-twvery Cummings years. monia, consumption. 3. Indigestion, Dinousness, dyspepsia, proud of having been a printer. So is kidney complaint. Walter Wellman, who left the case some The success, nowever, win uepenu upon twelve years ago. the genuineness of the plaster used. Ihe Peter Cooper's Cherry Table. There were some printed notices reot allcock s roRors x lastkks There is in the city of Brooklyn at the popularity has been so great that multitudes of imitaquired by the Press club in a great hurry the A. Golden a table, tions have sprung up on every hand. The and Mr. Cummings offered to do the house of Mrs. A. without doubt, will in- only sure cure is to get the genuine All- work. Mr. Wellman said he could do it history of which, It was COCK 8 fOROUS 1 LASTERS. better and quicker than the Now York terest many an old New Yorker. Brandreth's Pills improve the digestion. made by Peter Cooper, which lends it representative, and a wager immediately the more Some men tell lies because it is their only interest. followed. this table that he and his means of getting quoted. at was It several congressmen Accompanied by smell went to a wife ate their first dinner after they Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust, ns men appearance it is much smaller than the modern dining table. It has two leaves and two end pieces that are attached to the leaves by hinges. In all it is about four feet square. The legs are long and slender. The wood is of cherry, and, old as the table is, so carefully has it been kept by Mrs. Golden there is no sign of scratch or mar on it. In his early ventures Peter Cooper was often unsuccessful. It was in 1816, when he was living at Hempstead, Long Is land, that he failed in business. A few days after his failure he held an auction sale of his household goods, among them being this table. Mrs. Mary Golden, a mother-in-laof Mrs. A. A. Golden, bought it for a few dollars. She after ward used it as a dinner table. At her death, in 1855, she willed it to the pres ent owner, Mrs- - A. A. Golden. The ta ble is one which Mr. Cooper made with his own hands, and, it is said, valued it very highly. Exchange. Elephants are fail to take up the collections iu some of the Hindoo temples in India. Here Is an idea for circus p:oprictors who visit tough ruining towns. There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, aud until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local (iisiase, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing tocure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It s is taken internally in from to drops to a It acts directly on the blood aud mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure, tseud for circulars and testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75c. A merchant never counts himself as surefooted until he has footed his big bills. 6? CO Blood aM SM Diseases, It is a positive cure for all those Painful Delicate - "omplainta and complicated troubles and Weaknesses common among our Wires, Mothers and Daughters. The efl'ect is immediate and lasting. Two or three doses of Da. FABTeiir'REMBDY taken daily keeps the blood cool, the liver and kidneys active, and will entirely eradicate from the system all traces of Scrofula., Salt Khenm, or any other form of blood disease. No medicine ever introduced in this country has met with such ready sale, nor given such nniversal satisfaction whenever used as that of Da. Pardee's Remedy. Bend for pamphlet of testimonials from those who have been cured by its use. Druggists sell it at $1.00 per botUe. Try it and be convinced. For sale by IVTAOIt NO MA t CO., t York's Seventh Regiment. Sand II Front St., Sun Francisco. t3 2 t A correspondent asks, "Will you give -3 me some information about the war rec ord of the Seventh regiment, N. G. S. i Who has water to pump, machinIS THE BEST. N. Y., how long they served during the CUfMC ery to run, hoisting to do, etc., WE-N- O SQUEAKING. i war of the rebellion, what battles they Hercan afford to be without a t3 $5. CORDOVAN, t were engaged in and the total number of cules Gas or Gasolene Engine. FRENCH& ENAMELLED CALF For simplicity It is the best men lost during the war?" 4.t3.5-- FINECALF&KANGAR01 I 0 The regiment, as a regiment, has only $ 3.5? P0LICE.3 Soles. a slight war record. It volunteered for UnDIlkln,.. 4 ' ' FYTCJ FINR. service in 1861 and marched from Bal timore to Washington; but, its own con fessions to the contrary notwithstanding, LADIES' Or electric spark to care for. it was not the first organization to reach Just light the burner, turn the the capital. Again, in 1862, it served SEND FOR CATALOGUE 9J wheel, and it runs all day. Exfrom May 26 to Sept. 9, principally in docs not start until yon MB pense Baltimore, and in 1863 it served from commence to run the engine, and You enn mate money by wearing- the July 17 to July 20 at Baltimore and stops when through. W. I.. Douglas S3.00 Shoe. Frederick, Md. It fought no fights and Tlrcniisr, we are the largest manufacturers of lost one man, accidentally killed. But substitute. this gradeuf shoos in the world, and guarantee their value by stamping the name and price on the when you resolve it into its component CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. bottom, which protect you against hlnh prices and it did great work. Six hundred parts the middleman s proms, our shoes equal custom, SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. work in style, easy fitting and wearing qualities. members of the regiment KY. and sixty-tw- o YORK. N.Y. HEW LOUISVILLE, We have them solti every where at lower prices for An Electrlo Sleigh. That a HerculesGas or Gasoline served in the army and navy, 613 as comthe value piven than any other make. Take no subMr. C. J. Schminskey has applied for missioned officers, from master in the stitute. If your dealer cannot supply you, we can. Engine cannot do? It is used Stored a patent on ah electric sleigh. for machinery, to general in the army, and sixty navy bean cleaning machinery, koist-inelectricity concealed beneath the seat of were killed or died of wounds or disease. works In mines, running the sleigh furnishes the power which is New York Sun. machine shops, shoe factories, to propel the vehicle. This power is churns, etc., etc. transmitted to a single wheel in front of They Remembered 11 im. n chain. connec-tieendless an in of means the sleigh by A circumstance happened PALMER & REY TYPE FOUNDRY, Manufacturer. The face of the wheel is furnished with with the failure in business of a Bladder, TJ.Inary and Liver Diseases, Dropsy cutters, which imbed themselves in the well known inhabitant of Yorkshire Gravel, and Diabetes, are cured by 405-40- 7 Cal. from San The wheel amusement. Sansome slipthe snow and. prevent which caused much ping. Mr. Schminskey says that a speed bankrupt was asked the momentous of twelve or fifteen miles an hour can be question, "What are you prepared to 50ct. at... by the use of MouKK'H KKVKALKD I Astoria, Ok -- can siatc with pleasure that, ? R1.no Tint tin. attained by his motor. A lever to con- offer?" and in reply stated that he had lrom nn old rase of RHKUMATiSM and my I fl CURED REM Kb Y mv nsbnud was relieved One cent a dose, THE BEST KIDNEY trol the steering gear and another lever no assets whatever. vrmni7i Hvv enroll ntirelv of INFLAMMATORY RIIF.l'M ATIKM when the bent oM &v druggists. I 1 Yours iu gratitude, Mrs. N. V.Steki.k. to regulate the sieed of the sleigh are "Whstie there now, Joe?" asked a It in n!(i rm a eimrantee bv all dnie- - H doctor could get did him no good. AND LIVER MEDICINE erist3. It curCT Incipient Consumption Dlaced near the occupant's seat in tho jolly looking creditor. ana wvoup uure. ia best tlia and Uougn sleigh. Baltimore Sun. "Nothing," replied the bankrupt. " Well, you can sing. Come, sing ns DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." a song." cures Intemperance, Karvoui Diseases, (general GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF Joe fumbled with his bat and said he Debility, Female Weakness, and Excesses. as iiuiaum Willi we i treated hardly liked to sing. two ui dentl'men: puUeuts are doiuf? well, oue drank "Come, striko np," exclaimed the AI.i.KVN AMII.Ktand has had no appetite for for years of our lortyfur creditor; "let s have something for The other says he feel like a new man. It since, jn your lungs are the Homes Thus urged, Joe cleared his Very truly, W. E. Wilkin's,s See'y ltowery Branch. N.Y. enres Biliousness, Headache, Jaundice, Bonx The diseased brass." bcii AiH-rraiuiihi. rare pi. Consumption Germs. and Stomach, Dyspepsia, Constipation and Files. throat began the ballad "And DrutrfristM Can be given without patient's knowledge. As the plainMe." Remember You'll new tissue with out are Cal. wiped spots Ihe Antillq Co., Mills Bld'g., San Francisco, tive melody fell on the ears of the credto made by feel indigitors some of them began ELY'S cures Bright' Disease, Retention or nant, but tho humor of the situation at CREAM BALM ot Urine, Pains in the Back, Loins, or Side length burst upon them, and the firml Is tiii hly lino was grnetcd with roaraof laughter. ahNorlicil LoDdon Judy. Cleanse! tho Nevr W. L Douclas C- s Oil 0 BATTERY - WHAT IS IT wood-workin- Francisco, Street, HUNT'S REMEDY 1 HUNT'S REMEDY "WHERE Holes HUNT'S REMEDY CATARRH , Scott's Emulsion ; HUNT'S REMEDY That ETNA russule. unil Nasal Allay l ain liiflaiimmHoii. Ileal the. fores. I'rotcrt the; Membrane frum Additlonnl Cold. IteHlore t he Sennee of Tate ami Smell. At the Liverpool street (London) terminus of the Great Eastern railway, on a recent Wednesday, all the passengers Oil, and the Cream of Cod-liv- er arriving and departing by the local and This acts immediately train service only were counted, A delightful reached the enormous total of 92,45(5 Tidilu Water upon the Lungs and makes new persons. wilTcuhe! COLD 'n HEAD it is tissue there. Vhynciam, the world St. of Louis, C. II. Colonel Pate, A part h nppiji-r- hitoctu-- noMI nnd agTP't ut irijuu'isin or by mail, about to inaugurate winter racing in ablf. I'rU-- '.n over, endorse it. ELY BKOTIILUS.MWiim-stroct, New York. the City of Mexico on un extensive scale. concessions needed Don't be deceived by Substitutes 1 He has obtained all Office, 108 Drumm Street, San Francisco. 8. F. N. U. No. 632. New fceriea No. 31 through President Diaz. by Scott 4 Bowne, N.Y. All druggist hypo-phosphit- i ! ures yspepsia ETNA MINERAL WATER COMPANY Prepared i Telephone 536. HUNT'S REMEDY ACTS AT Kidney, Mver, and Howtli, restoring them to a healthy action, aud CliKES when all other medlctue fall. Hundreds have been saved who have been given np to die ty frleuds and physicians. OM-Eonth- sni.li id Best CUHIS IXniun IJ Al l, MY ALL tLbt UlLS. bynip. Tastes GkxL Use 8l(1 hv OniKfrl.u WMtHfc In tlnift. itri;;iflTM. I I |