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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH BEKTIHIE STORY O By THORNTON W. KURGCSS PETER NOTICES A FUNNY SMELL Short Tall the him, Peter Rabbit would keep sniffing and From somewhere there snlffirg. was comlne a funny smell that be didn't just exactly like. It remind- . .i i . 1 i i. cu.a iiiui Buuieiumg oi iue seem him with Muskrat carries and Jerry ts so fond of, and which has given him the name of muskrat It was a muBky smell. At first Peter didn't WHENEVER 1 t1 Largest MPUC I Puzzle in World Jig-Sa- w III ! 77i By DOUGLAS MALLOCH - N. J A, Ar Short-Tail- Graphic Golf For?" . think that It might be coming from Short-Talnobut finally Short-Tal- l ticed the way In which Peter was l, enlfflng. "What are you sniffing for?" demanded Short-Ta"I was Just trying to make out where that queer smell comes from," il replied Peter. Short-Tal- l stopped running about long enough to take two or three sniffs. "I don't smell anything queer," said he. "I would almost think Jerry Muskrat had been here," said Peter sniffing harder than ever. Short-Tal- l "I began to chuckle. know what It Is," he said, "only I don't think there is anything queer about It It Is me you smell. To be exact, It Is the scent I carry with me. I like It myself, but I've been pleased to note that there are many dare-to-flg- rt flag, or flag however fair, It's the blue and white and red flag, the same flag anywhere. A cotton or a gold flag may hang above the door, And yet It ts the old flag, the flag our fathers bore The same red, white and blue flag, The same old flag. Our flag forevermorel The same old tried and true flag Our flag forevermorel A In Apricot Linen X '01 7 I IV' mi n (l W i mm mai MEDIUM EMAB1.E? BOLD PLAY. SPARED SHOTS Favoring one club Is often apt to create a condition that will spread to other shots. It is no less a fault than pressing, although it Is considerably less heard of. Oftentimes this hitting well within ourselves becomes so chronic that It Is hard it the word sandbae overcome. Generally the best cure to has been traced to the Is to underclub for a while In order ancient days when only to counteract the tendency, a curaknights were allowed to tive method favored by Francis fight with lance and sword Oulniet. For Instance play a hard The ordinary man used an shot with a mashie Instead of resortebon staff to one end of which was fastened a sanding to a No. 3 or 4 iron. These two extremes will thus evolve after a bag. time Into a suitable medium shot Once this is achieved the shot can . 1938. McClure Newspaper Syndicate. be hit firmly toward the pin. The WNU 8eric greens today generally will hold a firm Iron and the feeling that one was a most surprising thing to hear can thus play boldly for the pin anyone with such little adds confidence to one's game. be a big eyes would "Everybody to his own taste," retorted Peter. '"For my part I don't see what objection you can have to big eyes. I should think you would want to see a little something." "And get them full of sand every time I dig a tunnel? No, thank you ! You may have big eyes If you want them, for me the smaller the bet- It'- - . 193J. Bell Syndicate. , r 1933, by T. W. Burgeaa. Portraits SCI in Profil one-fourt-h One of the latest of Parisian fashion creations for the young lady Is this apricot linen dress with brown stripes. The hat Is d ONERS mm Corned Beef Sandwich. Norway Sandwich. Boll two cupfuls of tomato, add a pound of chopped dried beef and half a pound of rich cheese which has been put through a meat chopper. Let come to the boiling point - IwJ: 7 , -- '.T PAPA KiXOW- S- 'l f z-- i ; i f ? ! !!' -- I ! ' People whitewash trees so they can find their way home on a dark night BONERS are actual humorous found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers. tid-bi- ts Alaska is an advantage to the United States because there Is a dollar's worth of precious metal there, e i U 1 ptz-- r- " )j f - , e 7 - . -- i -- Wil- e e What is a beaker? Most birds have beaks a tut a pell-ca- n beaker. e ;v7's In France children enter school In the tenth grade and go backward? to the first grade. missionary Is a takes rabbits out of . In Chicago, Is not for housing, as displayed at A Century of I'mgrtss, the great exposition as may be soon In and also are for chickens for residences shown, alone. The latest styles our photograph, they are nothing like the old unsightly coops. Inhabiting the new houses at the fair are a lot of wonderful pri.e chickens of all breeds. MODERN e e i A , e The Renaissance were the people who lived half way between Europe and the Middle Ages. - has ' e The Indians came over to Amerind to smoke a piece of pipe with liam Penn. i'i ' j 4JT'f i 7r.;i e ' h t- if - Fortunately, Just when I thought I must do something to satisfy my long repressed desire to become an actress, my firm gave me a vacation. I resolved to go to Hollywood and try to "break Into pictures." Two weeks, I thought, would at least to mix and e trick man who a hat Home came to have many luxuries and baths. They took two "Pop, what Is a speculator?" "One who dances while a broker baths In two days. That the cause of the fall of Rome. Addles." 1933. Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. C, 1933. Dell Syndicate. WNU Service. TWENTY-FOU- R HOURS OF GLORY Parisian ' Lady of the Tub" Queen for a Day. Tn the gay nineties," says " bulletin of the National Geographic city, "the washerwomen or blanchl. seuses in each quarter of the city of Paris elected a queen from among themselves, and the queens in their turn e'.ected a 'Queen of Queens.' This honored lady of the tub was borne on a throne to the president of thf. republic who bestoweiTSpcif her a golden bracelet Among other presents she received $100 in gold, a dress which might serve for her wedding gown, and a crown which might later be pawned or used as a parlor decoration, depending upon the vicissitudes of the queen's later ' years. "Recent celebrations have been merely processions of floats, grotesque or lovely according to the The moods of their designers. queens of queens have been beautifuland with no background of suds. The president now presents them with wrist watches. queen for the day is selected from the 20 queens who represent the 20 arrondissements of Paris. In addition to these queens there are many more, including queens of students, hucksters, dressmakers, and typists. "The number of queens has grown so great that it is now Impossible for each to have a separate automobile for herself, and others for her attendants; so each queen has her car filled with her ladies In of the The automobiles waiting. queens are followed by floats which often caricature current events. There may be, for example, the ogre of high prices, the housing problem, landlord. and the vulture-face"The route of the procession is tour of equivalent to a Paris. It passes through the most interesting sections of the city: the Latin quarter, the Place de la Concorde, the Madeleine, the Opera, and Port Saint Denis. The procession stops at two places, the Elysee palace, where the president kisses the hand of the queen of queens and bestows a wrist watch upon her, and the Hotel de Ville where the city fathers' place her on a dais which Is occasionally used for the entertainment of a visiting sovereign. "Mid-len- t Thursday is the only day except the French national holiday on July 14 when the Paris boulevards are closed to vehicular traffic and turned over to the crowdg of pedestrians struggling to, get u close to the festival cars. are "Celebrations for now held in Corsica, Italy, and Nice and Cannes on the Spain. French Riviera, stand out, however, as the cities where the holiday spirit of the occasion is enjoyed with prewar zest and where the populace is not just a crowd of observers but active participants in the fun." d all. Modern Housing for Hens at Century of Progress ;r' sibilities of failure If I attempted to gratify my desire in this direction, I was appalled. My two daughters and mother were with me and when I in San Francisco, thought of going to New Tork and taking them with me well, there were just a flock of "Ifs" that persisted In popping up. Hollywood I hardly dared even to think of it at Put a thick slice of corned beef " two-lett- Irene Rich. between two slices of lightly buttered bread. Spread with a thin coating of made mustard and a let traced to many countries. It existtuce leaf. Horseradish may be used ed In medieval Persia in the Sixin place of the mustard for variety. Another way Is to chop the corned teenth century ; profile portraits have been found early in the Far beef, add mustard and enough of the TTnf !n thu KWa vnllow ovrnva. "Travel may broaden one," says fat of the meat for richness and use Hons; In old Italian burial grounds, studious Stella, "but I still think a on buttered rye bread. and so on. In a notable collection sailor would have to do many a Dried beef chopped with green there Is a fine silhouette of Goethe, hitch before he could classify as a peppers and salad dressing to moisten used on rye bread Is espethe poet. college professor." cially tasty. Chopped tongue with cucumber relish or chopped pickles, used on buttered whole wheat bread. Is very good. " I " The history of portraits In profile would comprise large volumes, for It goes back many centuries and Is ? FREQUENTLY wonder how my career would have been affected If Hollywood and San Francisco were farther removed from each other. And then I "bring up-- ' with a snap reminded that I've allowed a little "if" to creep Into my word thoughts. The little seems to have so much influence In shaping our lives If we weakly allow it to. We permit "ifs" to inflict themselves upon us Instead of seizing upon our opportunities and making the best of them without thought of contingencies. I think I learned this lesson a trifle late, but when I did, the reaction bordered closely upon sheer recklessness It appears, as I look back. I Just went right ahead, throwing caution to the winds and came to Hollywood, definite friendless and without knowledge of a worth while course of action. All my life I bad secretly cherished an ambition to be an actress, but whenever I considered the pos- Off His High Perch celery. Add mayonnaise use on any bread. cz By IRENE RICH days. and add chopped sweet pickles, green peppers and a stalk or two of WNU Servtc. HalC add one beaten egg and cook to the spreading consistency. Add cayenne and spread on buttered bread. This will keep In the Ice chest for a few WNU Service. l. p WNU Service. 1933. Douglas Mftlloch. pin-poi- that "Listen I ter." snapped Short-TaiI hear footsteps I" Short-Tal- l disappeared along one of his little paths. j . Dried Beef and Pickle Sandwich. of a pound of dried Put beef and three or four sweet pickles through the food chopper, add mayPork Sandwich. onnaise and spread on buttered Mix chopped, cooked pork with bread. This tastes like ham sandchopped onion and green pepper for wich. seasoning, moisten with salad dressTry beef, cheese and celery for a ing and use as filling on buttered moisten with salad dressmixture; breid. Take pork that has been ing. cooked with boiled dinner, chop fine by Western Newspaper Union. jJoYou Know eyes say nuisance. V ' 11 gpBooft fPARtNS RGUT tatter-to-a-threa- d dare-and-d- o I n street, Some one's bought a bright flag, the old began to fade, A blue and red and white flag, to carry in parade, A red as red as flame, a blue as blue as skies. And yet it is the same flag, the fairest flag that flies The same blue, red and white flag, The same old flag, The one and only right flag, The flag that never dies! HER Copyright by Herman A red and white and blue flag, the marching men to greet, A tasseled, fringed and gold Sag, a flag as pure as snow, And yet it Is the old flag, the flag we used to know The same red, white and blue flag. The same old dare-an- d do flag. The same old tried and true flag, The flag of long ago! Jig-sa- What Are You SniffinQ The Movies a new Sag, to bought SOME one's above the people who do not like It. The more that don't like It the better suited I am." "Why," demanded Peter. "I should think that If you liked It yourself, you would want everybody else to like It I would." "Perhaps you would and perhaps you wouldn't," retorted Snort-Tal- l "If you were In my place you would feel exactly as I do about it All the members of my family like that scent It makes finding each otbei an easy matter. But Reddy Fox and Red-Tathe Hawk and most of the others who bunt little folks like me don't like that scent Just as soon as they smell It they go looking for someone else. About the only one who doesn't seem to mind It Is Ilooty the OwL I hate that fellow. Yes, sir, I bate that fellow. If he only made some noise with his wings --v I wouldn't mind him so much beZfjC cause I've got as quick a pair of ears as anybody. But my eyes are not much use " "I shouldn't think they would be," Interrupted Peter, for the first time motion picture actresses are putting together, noticing how very tiny Short-Tail'- s THESE three beautiful puzzle In the world. Hollywood, Calif., the largest eyes were. 20 feet long by "They are plenty good enough for The puzzle Is an actual painting cut by machine, and Is 5 feet In width. It contains over 8,500 pieces. all my needs," sputtered Short-Tai- l rather hotly, for he Is quick tem"If I can tell light from pered. dark, that Is about all I care. My nose and my ears tell me everything else I need to know. I couldn't get along with eyes any Digger than SHOTS TRY THESE SANDWICHES I've got No, sir, never In the world. a would be Bah nuisance. Big eyes so many hearty Who wants big eyes!" THERE are rhnt mnv hn nrenared At this funny Peter speech blinked his own eyes very fast It from a few slices of cold meat with the addition of pepper, onion, catsup, or other seasonings, that one may have a variety without any trouble. f How I Broke Into The Same Old Flag yield some definite answer, favorable or adverse. Blanche Ring, whom I had met and told of my ambitions, was playing in San Francisco at the time, and when I told her I had decided to go to Hollywood she gave me several letters of introduction to Influential motion picture people. These I never used, for I felt that I should stand or fall solely upon my ability. The two weeks stretched on. I don't think anyone rattled studio gates more persistently and ineffectually than I did. I walked miles between studios, hoping, but my only reward was "not a tiling," and "come back next week." But the lure of pictures had taken hold of me during those weeks of seeking, and my discouragement found a counterbalance in increasFive months ing determination. slipped by during which I eked out a precarious existence, working now and then, and only encouraged by a few small "bits" along with "extra" work. Then, one day, I received a call from Vitagraph. Just another "extra" job, I thought, as I waited outside the casting office with several others. But It wasn't and when I left a few minutes later it was via the door into the back lot to begin immediately In the second leading role with Earle Williams in "The Girl In His House." But even after playing this role I found that I had a long way to go. That was in June, 1918, and during the succeeding months I received a little substantial encouragement. Then came the real "break" following the release of "The Girl In His House," when Dustln Farnum chose me as his leading lady In "The Man In the Open." Thus reassured, I sent for my children and mother, and we began modestly to enjoy the home life, of which we had so hopefully dreamed. Seven leading roles opposite Will Rogers and two with Frank Keenan, which followed, lent Impetus to my confidence In the Justification of my ambitions to be an sight-seein- Technical Vagrant Listen, judge; I'm a hobo, but this town was named after my r. Judge Impossible ! Vagrant But true ! He was named In 1776 and this town wasn't on the map then! Brooklyn Eagle. Salt Lake City's GNewest TEMPLE 200 Rooms Just oppoiitt Mormon Tabernacle ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING "PI IE advertisementa you find In your newspaper bring you Important news. News in regard to quality and prices. Just as the "ads" bring you news on how to buy edvan-tngoous- ly ... so nmUltlon. do the "ads" offor the merchant the opportunity of increasing his sales at small expense. lesson above gained from gratifying this 200 TUe Baths Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM $1.50 that one all others Is to be my experience, and that Is that the less one allows his thoughts to dwell on the "Ifs" the contingent issues of a course of action which Is In Itself worthy the more nearly he will succeed in Hotel TEL actress. As I look back It seems g WNU W 2033 WNU Service 1y |