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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH THE FEATHERHEADS By OAant BUSY AS A BEE Love's Labor (and Ring) Lett IN PRAISE OF TEA -- lviS - :N J v. , FINNEY OF THE FORCE i MOWS WHAT IT It To HAV 7 i. ft w u.MU,i.umiu J HAS fwMAT MABeL BROKE M V KHgatt li f AkD EveryTWiWO ? f ; 1 mUiHUllMLli y Mmmmmmm (lV"uUTziu The Chinese, who always dat their legends with preposterous accuracy, assure us that the philosophic discovered tea Emperor Shen-nunin the year which we call 2737 B. C. He was boiling water for his evening meal ; his fagots were made of branches of the tea plant, and some of their leaves fell Into his pot Their fragrance pleased and their odor delighted him; and he made his discovery known to the world In words which, as has been suggested, might have been printed yesterday in a bulletin of board of health: "Tea U better than wine, for It leadeth not to intoxication, nether does It cause a man to say things and repent thereof In his It ts better than sober moments. water, for It does not carry disease; neither does It act like a poison, as does water when the wells contain foul and rotten matter." I il h lll pg-JAV HE KAi LoVeo AW LOST f lra LiAJI f I- - ? V . J .TSSgSS g WW . All Hail! A New - Alibi! "That office boy of yours ha a thoughtful cast of couutenance." He's always "You bet he has. thinking up some new excuse for getting away to the ball games." frs IT'S NOT BEING DONE mmwhimm mm wMMl?s?ts Mil ' ' Will " Jack (ardently) "''"i.v Be mine, dear, mine forever. Jill LWer Control Ik ? Along the Concrete aSBKV THEY STAYED HOME What a ioy to have the bowels move like clockwork, every dayl It's easy, if you mind these simple rules of a famous old doctor: 1. Drink a big tumblerful of water before breakfast, and several 2. times a day. Get plenty of outdoor exercise without unduly fatiguing your- , self. w bowel movement at exactly the same hour every day. Everyone's bowels need help at times, but the thing to use is Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. You'll get j p v la big help to BOWELS Try for a 3. 1 II 1 Jack, how dreadfully you are. Jifff IHfcKEYSTD A Oh, a and it won't a thorough cleaning-ou- t, leave your insides weak and watery. This family doctor's prescription is just fresh laxative herbs, pure pepsin, and other helpful ingredients that couldn't hurt a child. But how it wakes up those lazy bowelsl How good you feel with your system rid of all that poisonous waste matter. Mrs. Jones Why do you all stay In the house so much, Mrs. Brown? Mrs. Brown I'll tell you, Mrs. Jones. We pay an enormously high rent for this house and want to stay In it enough to get our money's worth, you see. LOSS OF COLOR Dr. W. B. Caldwell's SYRUP PEPSIN A j Trtr V T?si ! T n t fit tJ Oh, Yeaht "Say, here's a Job In a Swiss cheese factory." "Yeah? Should be plenty of openings there." BOBBY THATCHER The Early A... i.ait... 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