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PAROLE ABOUT A MONJTHWU RAW OVER Good old Nature has put into redv peppers a marvelous therapeutic heat that gets right down to the source of trouble and almost instantly relieves the pains and aches of rheumatism, still joints, lumbago and neuritis. safe- Thousands have found it the one guard against chest colds, too; Now this genuine red peppers' heat is contained in an ointment that you just rub on. In less than 3 minutes you feel relief come. It is called Rowles Red Pepper Rub. Safe. Will not burn or sting.Get a small jar from yourdruggist. KNOOU IT..,. Absolution Protection 4k, Visitor But surely you spank your boy when he is naughty ! Mother We'd like to, but he's the only one in the house that know. anything about the wireless. off "ft 'l "7 1 .. A 7 'I(,IS STOP YOU il COLD e WTTV UNREWARDED Our Pet Peeve TnVG TT7AVT? TimVTTT liOva-- i with By JOE ARCHIBALD CUAJ U' WWtU fit V l'VMI4i Drives it away in 12 hours. Relieves Headache Neuralgia Pains SMu vjvrVjtW.1 J j That's No Joke "A person may lose 40 per cent of his blood and live to tell about It," says a passing item. Yes, and we have discovered, alas I that some of those who lost 90.9 per cent of their money in the stock crash can live to tell about it and spend about 99.9 per centof their time doing it, too. Cincinnati "Ooo-oo- , Harry. A horrid man stole poor little Spot." "Awful ! And to think I wouldn't know the man to thank him if I met him on the street." ... MUSIC KEPT BACK H A Naggin BacKache IT V She Do you think there is any music in Miss Schreecher? He There must be. We haven't' heard any come out yet. By Charles Sughroe MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL ,ecP VjWYltf o COPW 'M Wrttff ooiiAYPtC aww.v WAWHWOUUGr ALL IUG0 i Wa D0VJKi Uncle Eben - "When a man thinks too well a hisself," said Uncle Eben, "it's I sign dat maybe he is forgettin' i few things he knows about hisself.' Washington Star. We'd Like to See More of This Mysterious Tramp Printer Nmpipa Unfaa YOO'O BETTER STlCK WRiXE STUFF UM But He Does That Well Once in a while you meet a man whose only function apparently is to serve as a mooring mast for a nickel cigar. Lafayette Journal and Courier. S VjavTE PIECES FEP. TO SOW.ETUUG PNER.. I lrpil EPOSEO OP tU BN F- f Hay Warn of Kidney or Bladder Irregularities A persistent backache, with bladder irregularities and a tired, nervous, depressed feeling may warn of some disordered kidney or bladder condition. Users everywhere rely on Doan's Pills. Praised for more than 50 years by grateful users the country over, soia oy 1 sall tea V3WVTE0 DIURETIC FOR dfc" rTiiij The Cop and the Anthem O. Henry's Short Stories -- j Wedding Custom Vetoed Drawn by John Hix I 54 Wedding eve celebrations have 'cen prohibited at Camburg, In Thur-ngiGermany, In their customary form. Usually friends of the couple gather outside the bride's house, and celebrate the occasion by the smashing of crockery, but this has caused such havoc to motor-ca- r tires that the authorities have been compelled to Intervone, since the town Is liable for the damage, Arranging so Appointment "If you will ritll upou me som time when I am entirely disengaged, think I can rcleve you." "All right, Doo. What are your 0 0 0 goiung 0 try A V o o Lg.sfe-- 1 It hours?' we haven't much governmarmuch. won t cost 0 .J p'ointmentsoothing draws out your magnet when rubbed on chest and throat. Ease, breathing when inserted in itufly nostrils. Jan srnl tubes 30c K Cold like When wild porse honk hluh of liishts and when fuiipy moves uneasily on his park bench you may know Hint winter is near at hand. A dead leaf fell in Sonpy'B lap. That was Jack. Frost's card. Jack always gives fair warning of his annual call. Tlie hlbernntorlal ambitions of Soapy wore nnt of the highest. In them there were no considerations of Mediterranean cruises or of soporific South-cThree months on the inland seemed to skies. Soapy the essence of tilings desirable. There were many ways of reaching the Island.. Suflpy left his bench and strolled up I'rondway. lie baited at a glittering cafe. If be could reach a table inside unsuspected, tuiccoss would be bis. A roasted mallard dock, thought Soap- y- Arid then Camcnibert and a demi-tassI'.ut ns Soapy set foot Inside the restaurant the eye fell upon bis decadent Strong and ready bands turned him about and conveyed him In silence ntid baste to the sidewalk. head-waiter- 's (B McC'lure Newspaper SyndkaU (To Bo Continued) - |