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The old Bohemian life and social splendor of Dublin has gone with the royal troops and the governing circle. In the countryside, however, the peasant still blames the government for his misfortune, and it makes little difference that this government Is Irish. He still has the same chee k ful indifference to the penalties overbreeding and the same old love for landlordship. "Frontiers disappear, old orders change, rulers die, political creeds vary, feuds wax and wane, but certain things abide the soul of a people whose roots lie deep in the native soil and form their real anchor." TOY M - k TO SKIOOP-A- A cSJ'tMEQ ! TOSSES-T- O Alteration In Ireland, Says Writer Li 1 Lie Lift: Easily LlFFlN KIAM FEET, AM AH I CBOSU MAW FiMGlWS SUMPN . TEBC'BLE. !! By Oibornc (ft H aii LIKE VMlFF Y- THE FEATHERHEADS ) (MEAM-SCOPF- BElM ALLE- AW They Don't mm i YEQ. FEET SOOMD LIKE A COUPLE A l' ID i COME BACK , Men Also Called "Gossips" After traveling extensively in the British isles, where he observed the conversations of men and women, Justice Alfred II. Coulter returned to Belfast, Ireland, recently, and declared that he had learned that men are as great gossips as women. In a lecture he said that it was a mistake to think that only women gos siped, for he had found men who could "talk the heads off women." Automatic Tire Pump A tire pump built into1 bicx'cla wheels, that works automatically when the pressure falls below the full inflation point, is a recent German invention. A cam mounted on, the hub operates the plunger, of th pump, which is held down by a latch when the pressure 13 high enougli, but released when the tire begins to go soft. i Books, Books, Book President Angell of Tale said at a New Haven luncheon: "The books in the Yale library double in number every 20 years. Every year 50,000 new books are added, and that many old books ara stored away to make room for them. Books, books, books! "Of course," he ended, "all is not literature that litters." . oAlong the Concrete The Home Censor W'L Hard Boiled Perkins He is the most unscrupulous man I ever knew. Derkins Say, after pulling off the stuff he does during the day he must have to chloroform his conscience to be able to get to sleep. Cincinnati Enquirer. j&2 rJfi? Willing to Compromise Mrs. Deddbeet Call tomorrow. please. Bill Collector That's what you said yesterday. Mrs. Deddbeat Well, make It dav after tomorrow, then. V t The Wrong Cue Hubby You didn't have a ras to your back when I married you. v ESCAPE. 'HEREAPTflfVr STORy k - i OP EVERyTME A V. ID Yes; but I've got plenty AVifey T7 I AT a awm77m7 tstti n in hi n RlAV CAR PS now. The Pathfinder. Whole and Hole First Actor (on tour) How do you like my room, as a whole? Second Ditto As a hole, it's fine: as a room not so good. His Grade "Is your husband a bookworm?" "No just an ordinary one." Tit-Bit- SWS (CopjTljM. WCKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL T NWTU tUM Wow. v. i AT) fc.-I AGO H mxwka nwwo gooI J I vSl M Nnp(a Km m W, By Charles Sughroe (awn - Xftj Una Never in this world will a big fair be the exciting place it was when you were fourteen years old. i?e in the First Lesson iff IPi Bur BUY tosr V A i M MniriTiiifl AcfYoyr Age! THE CLANCY . KIDS-- So, That's the End of It m uu. Mccr sva.cat., By pERCY L. CROSBY You've seen young men with old faces, and old men with young faces. The men in the latter class have learned the secret of youth, They know that "pep" and interest-i- n life come from perfect health. Many old men with young faces have told us that Fellows Syrup is their standby. They; take it regularly. They wouldn't be without it. Go to your druggist's today. Get a bottle of this valuable tonic. Take it three times daily, and watch your "pep" return. 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