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Show THK HELPER TIMES. HELPER. UTAH OUR COMIC SECTION Of HoweAbou- t- rfiSN'TTHiS i tr ATUPlJ IUk I i y. i (OH BOY! WILL i z BC A i inr 7 1 I i Sr ED 0 Our Pet Peere I I (WHERE IT5 PRY AND VAiM II. I I I i i , I T5? Bell Syndicate. IT WNU Service. wmmi Hanford s Balsam of Myrrh recently sent uie contains a picture of a grinning skull, and under it the words: "What'? the use?" If a A foolish picture and question. bear takes after you, why run? If you break a teg. why have it set? The What's the Use philosophy Is .nly disninl and foolish. We are here, and should take as good care of ouras long as Is selves us is possible. AW.OUT TODAY ru pos-sibl- Years ago there was general indignation because a certain Doctor Osier said all human beings were old at forty, and should be chloroformed to get them out of the way of those still able to carry on. A very ridiculous statement, of course; many are useful at forty and far beyond. Hut It would have been sensible had Doctor Osier suggested that certain worthless people be selected, and chloroformed at any age. The shift less and Idle, the criminal, the hopelessly foolish who do nothing but make trouble for thos more worthy. (Copyright, W.N.li .l Very Unusual Children FINNEY OF THE FORCE J4"I1M man 'Mj yoo 3 ' fl! X WM fTTTTA a50J THOSE LITTLE 0QCrtwS-lSEETHE- Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes once tfrote a health rule that has been quoted so often I may be condemned for printing It again. It is to get an ncurable disease, take care of your self, and live forever. It was his way of emphasizing the important fact that wonders may be accomplished, easn. and pleasantly, by "taking care of yourself.' SWT Vy n?ver pay much attention to what a poet says. 1 do not know what be is talking about; and I have heard of Impretty much everything of real world. in the portance 1 needs only a food suitable more and short fast, Is easily persuaded that a Most surgical operation will cure her. of the poor men I know coinpiam m debts they owe doctors for operations. Many clS - Tfiitii-W'- W ( mtV'R B0RM W THIS NHSHBOR 3m 1 earn lace, s'.- -i 'f"r rson- - j A 1 R THE 13 VU A V-f- fl'lifil I i y ;lsUMMON WAV MA'AM a woman who thPi-Piifte- nfiiii W SHOOED ( AvAV 1 JM Jfil BY TALK AV T IXFEET . ' i m Whole Wheat at its best in tempting flaky form and it cooks in 5 minutesl book A OOHN AGAIN, I) HOWE The lighi of thousands of years really illuminates their way. The great truth is that men are not well behaved, and that those who behave best j;vt along with most comfort and ease. In every phase ot life, fnm feeding to learning, from manners to money, here Is the sermon preached by deity, bishop and layman; it is u fact so uuivtrsally known that. Iiefore encasing in stealing, a thief preaches honestv. To prosper as well as we may, to complete our lives as comfortably and easily as possible. It is only necessary for niau to accept his own preaching. you, 7 put a dainty blue and white china set in every Situ Imvt long cuiiteiKk'd Uiat tlic tire groping in the dark; this Is one of their most common mumblings. IS1HAT HORSES TO Cups and saucers are the first to break! So we've fc One often hears ot the great fight Inferbeing made by Capital, and the Is that Capital ence is usually given fighting for robbery, spoils. The truth Is, the great fight of Capital is for the sacredness of obligation, for industry. Capital is a thine that cannot prosper in a country where there is only rioting and A Healing Antiseptic . Uoner back (or first bottlt If sot suited. All dealer. Callouses postpaid. Describeyour casefor special instructions. Valuable horse book S free. Quick, safe, sure relief from painful callouses on the feet. 8-- At all drug and shoe Oorci mScholfs s Xino-pad- on ankle, hock, stifle, knee, or ia floTifv1 nff r,romDtlvi by Absorbine withoutlaying up ' norse, JNO muster; jiu yam, an hair gone. Atdruggisti,or$2.60 A laUsfied oner saye: "Colt's knee swollen four to five times normal size. Broke and ran for two weeks. Now almost welL Abaorbine la sure great. Put one an th fuinitfone Missed Delight tV. "Madge's honeymoon was completely spoiled." "How?" "The papers containing an account of the wedding failed to reach her." Boston Transcript For Colds, Crip or Influenza and as a Preventive, take Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablets. A Safe and Proven Remedy. The box bears the signature of EL W. Grove. 80c. Adv. f. YOUNG. HE BALD Baldnefs easily cured, Indian formula, of results, ... old i nu,not tn rprplnt of II. H. Warren, 710 Lakeside Bo..Seattle,Wl. DON'T unhfard ... For Women who need effective douche pow. a der use astringent, soothing, safe. Send for circular. II b., C. O. V. Labor., Bx., 808, 6ta. "C." Los Angeles.Callf. a Wool Comfort Batts tn S Lb. Hhreta But Clean. Sanitary sufficient for 1 Comfort " a Colored Wool Via oei. parrei pom. N. Bx. 1391, Charlotte, Gerald I move in good circles. Geraldine I've heard you called a rounder. Bankruptcies "One of the heaviest costs of bus! ness in the United States is the inor dinate number of commercial writes Jesse Rainsford in Liar per's Magazine. "In 1900 our totaled about 6,000, about the same number that occurred In Eng land and France. During the past vear we had more than 20,000 bank ruptcies, more than twice as many as England and France combined. Batt Co., Comfort PENSIONS, Spanish-America- No Straight Path Inc. !)ULYmanai.,3P""K" SOLDIERS war, is n Resourceful Pussy '. Deseret Book Co., 44 East So. Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah HURT? bank-rnntci- cat which is at home in the res Mence of Louis Marshall, Manhattan saved itself from starvation by sound ing a burglar alarm in a neighbors house where it had gone visaing Operatives answering the alarm with rtrnwn revolvers found the nouse boarded up, the family being out of town. They made an entrance, saw nr. hnrplars. but did hear a plaintive feehip meowine that led them to the culprit. As soon as the outer door was opened, the cat made a nurnea datii to the Marshall house for some thing to eat WIDOWS, io BOOKS fall-nres.- A AND 7 For burning or scaly lidi. and in relieve inflamma tion andsorcneBs.useMitrhell Salve, according to direc tions. Soothing, healing. BALI ft RUCKEL Hew Tors HI WaTorly Plans High Blood Pressure. Headache primary symptoms. Cheap pmyentlve In "home winery discovery. 1)K. BUTTS, Norwood Park, P. O., Wliiol W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. Bananas Grown in North full bunch of bananas has been grown successfully at a Salem (N. J.) flower shop. The tree from which the fruit was gathered stands more than ten feet in height and has been maturing in a greenhouse for several months. Banana plants are also curiosities In a few private gardens In Salem, but because of the short season cold weather always nips the fruit before it can ripen out of doors. A n idle-ces- savCapital is not heard of among civilized of an instrument Is It ages; and progressive peoples. A surgeon lately told me a woman OUt iid'Ui .n to I by ; I at-i H.- I - 3 1 Hi"" I " j. MH wuy CT western Newaaper Union j E- So Felix Had to Take a Trip THE FEATHERHEADS OID'SKy i .viai,MiSTiaiwe1AJESS SIWr VI K..T77sA'Wnr i .p EH 2 fc W ao.awt piw exactly- - m TW J ee' VACATIO- WH N- V , called on him and wanted her gall Hii asked her bladder removed. where she got the notion. She replied that a neighbor woman told her that the had heard of a woman who did not feel well, had her gall bladder and thereafter enjoyed removed, health. "No one appreciates," said the surgeon, "how many operations we refuse to perform." There are so many indiscreet memoirs print of late that many are inquiring: "Shall they be suppressed?" And just as you are thinking of writing yours! In Men and The well A money. ro much HTTTiiii v hii:i!inTTTTT J women SAY BAYER ASPIRIN" DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proven directions. Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100 Druggists. io f ' nK-- i. ' Thl Bton X 1 ; lv4 S 60- MV OLD Al0a BIAWS rtAVE ACCOMOLATEO AWFOL TUiS SOtTi-wJ- a a led of money? - ftO Utttf i iftlllllV UAS TvlAT VJlTn-yfTO to SMOKEE. IS CMLY PLACE IVE FOUND VET VWTOS A PUUMAM J l M "NM ,,, fj 1 MAM CAM SAFELY " COJ )1 ST V H j V?-H- ( jJ of MonoaceUcaddester of SallcyUcida Aspirin la the trade mark of Barer Manufacture a men year I like in line tor Nearly all of Ihetn are joii mtlnii to ten thousand And when they remit that uonl they m.,v reasonably hope (or twenty (Hon Nearly sand, nfty thousand a year m n everv five thousand dnll.ir a vein mid char n comer, and has ability m Anions iW thousand dollar Meter. me who Is tin. one many vear mm. nut worth the pay tbt.v are getting, men are ml the five thousand dollar A twvii worth more, find will get It finds It dillh u'i man week dollar-u ty Is clainoi to gel a J"h hut there for I he rivet hoii ;, g PiPpMyei's wind dollar men. & wit and INSIST! Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe for 25 years. by millions and prescribed by physicians do not get along quarrel is mainly about woman never seems to because her husband isn t as much of a lover as when they were : first engr.ged. She doosn t expect It and realizes she has cooled off. too. We have learned that these things are natural. Mil men are stfil shocked at womthe extravagance of women am) the at shocked sting; en are still Is there any way of coming ot tin n. on this sun a better understanding 'CwT 44 There Is only one reason men like women, nil hough the women believe there re several hundred. r r r. "' i" Soothes flie Throat . I li )BAJOtfl ill SYRUP rospna tKe nhlecrn. nromotcs exnectoration, n 0r,cA niVht's rest free from couchinE. This remedy has been relieving coughs due to colds for sixtv-on- e years. 30c and 90c bottles. T rri'vp Buy it at your drug store. G. G. Crsen, Inc., WooJbury, N. 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