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Show llEhfR THE HELPER TIMES. J OUR COMIC SECTION ry D Our Pet Peeve LJ in BELLSiJM nzzzm 1 SOUNDING HIM OUT thought-readinThey were trying What did 1 just think 01?" asked Max of his friend Arthur. -You thought, Mas. that if 1 were to ask you now for the loan of $.10 till the first of next month you would say you couldn't do it Was that right?" "No. that's wrong." "Really? Then you can let Die have , UST of the cockroach army jVb use GREAT DISCOVERY M Petcrman's will get him Here U the right in thousands EVERY cockroach has been exterminated by Peterman's this- season. You must have a powder for roaches. Peterman's Roach Food is the right powder. It entices cockroaches from their nests. They get just a little on their legs. Back to their nests they baseboards, under floors, where no spray could reach them. Every cockroach tbey touch, their young, every egg is extermi nated. Nothing is left but a little PETER3LLVS ROACH exterminates PETERMAN-- S DISCOVERY Md)-exterm- hind FLYOSAN experience. J iT Tg ffl cut The smoks wOTrt A 4 Irp 11-- . J ' " THE FEATHERHEADS Uh-Hu- Go Ahead cant you be couSeooS .,- 1;::;- - EMJF TO 5AV SOMETHING? qgjjs & "I've made a great discovery, Mom." "Well, what is it?" "I've found out that the heavy end of a match is the light end," Cut Up! "" J-- if 1 shouW seo The woofus or the stiickersee: 'Tis marvelous, indeed, the crast Of him wlio always seeks a pass. "QjF wUl exterminate Friend Well, how do .you like being married? You were always lamenting when you were a bachelor. Married Friend Oh. it's Newly much better, thanks. Before J was miserable at home and miserable 1 when I went out, and now am only miserable at home. Der Goetz, then 50 yearf We know that is ine, k M 200FifilAT,!t.t,t An Error of Omission On Mother's day the children bu their mother a beautiful plant i a few days before Father's day, mother said to the children: "'s next Sunday is Father's day and bought such a nice flower for t; think it would be nice to get si nice flowers for dad." Little 8: could not quite understand. She "I don't see why. He didn't bod thing on Children's day." has been local interest aroused by the fact that the underground stream known as the "Surrey Woe Water" has recently been flowing" fairly rapidly along the Cater-havalley, an occurrence which, according to ancient tradition, presages some event. The stream is supposed to appear above ground every seven years, and the recent rising was rather later than usual, as it It is generally starts in February. thought that possibly the heavy rainfalls expetienced in March assisted to bring about the flow, as the hills round about are full of water. world-shakin- All in One Spot - J h Oh, woe Is me ni and MOTHF00D-protec- ta frw "Surrey Woe Water" X, kills flies against moths, You must have a specific insw ticide for each insect No .ingle insecticide M to bed; quitoes. PETERMAN'S Much V iaate. (used through spoUt oa alL We have bad nearly Peterman'i ha the right inaeeticide for enrb in-ecu On sale wherever drug are aoliL (Copyright, W. N. U.) FOOD cockroaches. PETERMAN'S ANT F00D terminates ants. dry dust. No odor. mt imectid. Jot each insect: - go-be- 3 rr,. waving that white flag! -- the money." STAND g s. The fog record for this ennctr) held by Sequin, Maine, which 2,734 hours in 1907, about 30 per; of the entire year. Vienna. Terrible Scandal Neighbor Don't tell a soul about It, but did you know Mr. and Mrs. Smith parted yesterday? Village Gossip Do tell. No, I never dreamed of such a terrible thing. How did it come about? Neighbor Why, you see she went to her sewing club and he attended the stock show. Capper's Weekly SAY "BAYER Power of the Press "Do you stand back of every statement you make in your newspaper?" asked the timid man. " answered the country editor. "Then," said the little man, holding up a notice of his death, "I wish you would help me collect my life insurance." "Why-er-yes,- ASPIRIN" and Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART .Accept only "Bayer" pachs which contains proven directions. ITandy "Bayer" boxes Aln hnftlPQ of 24 and Aspirin Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture FINNEY OF THE FORCE rev- SEE HERE.' OTFN ThST ft LAY Had It Coming to Him .2- - QrYMETCUM f7 aT My v - NlUb BOSS Vl AT Z C J HUH V? BOSS I ANf D,D Hg How much did you lose on Lynx the race? I had inside information that the race was fixed bo I kept off it. Hare-Tortois- e Fox Not a Kfed. Photomania of SallcjMC" Her Probable While a German scientist claims to have plans for a mammoth ship for deep sea service that will make --HO miles per hour, another scientist in England claims to have found a method of securing energy In coal that will be five times the energy now secured, the discovery being made In learning the proper temperature at which powdered coul may be fed into the firebox, and he claims he can install his device In any power plant and save much more than one. half the cost of fuel. Part lanter "A cow with a lighted one of her horns came street last night," saidC Slackputter of Petunia. surff" "What under the sun?" Numbers, Mayor ejaculated Alain was she up to?" "I d'know. I was busyover clew to the bank robbers roebhT terproof, but I man honest nn for looking to the movies." pas ore-in- Democratic ' nice, a Mrs. Garb-Th- ufs engage is feller our Jenny Seeing vs. Hearing "My husband always wants a front seat." "Mine does, too, nt the Follies; but a rear seat is good enough for htm In church." The world la full ot picture books. " aazziea public blinks, Intent on how a person looks Instead of what he thinks. of 12 ta'i 100-D- fligg of Monoacetlcacldestcr Finds New Coal Energy I Newspaper are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years SKINNING THE BOOBS 0 Western INSIST! t0'r knw' J do you Mr. Garb-H- ow Mrs. Garb He was "''" before he'd been in the minutes. How Stupid People Are! -- w ' Patient Is the doctor in? Oilice Poy-- No, im Just stopped 0nt for lunch. P. Will liu be in after lunch? O. R. Why no, that's what he went out after. R,ston Transcript. ! NO.' ) fYKBAlWHiMUPIF l M'SS'N I Children CrySL He Is That Way Retty-T- om DO "1 ID A WTNlinnnnn n nr k said lie started life by running away with a circus Mortle- -I don't doubt it. He'd run away with anything that's not nailed down. No Escape "I hoar that your divorced wife has made up her mm , marrv a glmg young hnvver" "Well, if Margaret up nor rjndte might as well cease strug- - .,,, A Sue Thing "Why are you so wiin , t , t you've g,,t K,t tho Swy wi:, " MOTTTEK- ;- Flet chcr's p k' V f I VuTr Castoria Is especially prepared to relieve Infant in arms and Children all ages of constipation, Flatulency, Wind ana Diarrhea allaying -- IVcause," replied n,.nry "Henrietta Is on the jury.- - IJLl ...3 ausnig inercirom, and Bowels, aids the assimilation To avoid ai,j. i Hh-N- ' ana, by reguiam't of Food; giving - oi r l'hysicians everywhere iook tor t ne signature iwyj 'Ji'inVi. Ml |