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Show THE MIDVAJ.JE JOURNAL Page Eight ·Two of Greatest Southern Backs News Notes VICTIM OF TilE TIMES Tramp-Yes'm, Indy, women was the cause of me present condition. The Lady-.Tust In what way? Tramp-Well, ya' see, ma'am, I used to earn a good ll\'lng selling hairpins, and when the dames took to bobbing their hair me business dwln(lled down to nothing and I had to take to the road. APPLIED OTHER NAMES Neighbor-Your huband Is very frank-calls a spade a spade, l gu.:ss? Mrs. Suburban-Sometimes; but oot when he's digging post holes tor our new fence. Zero in Things to Be We'd hate to be a crook Who's always being hounded; And hate to be a. drum That's always being pounded. One on the Tightwad Mary-Ue ran Into a streak of tough luck on account of his stlngJ· ness the other day. Ella-What happened to nlm? Mary- Well, you know tte saved the first dollar he ever earned and the other day he spent It, and now be's mad because a dollar Isn't worth its full value. Ideal Sport Knlcker-There's a fellow that h1 never bothered or troubled by his tenants. They never even kick about the rent. Bo::l<er-Lucky fellow. Wbere's his property?Knicker-A cemetery on the edge of the town. Business Tabooed Daughter of Wall street broker, on a fishing trip with her father-Oh. fotlter I A bear I Broker (watching his bobber)-'l.'ell him I can't see hlm. I posit! vely will not t>llk busincss.-Wall Street Journal. For Instance Ikey-Fader, vot do they mean by a ''lofty ambition" L1ls Father- Veil, mine son, It might be no ambition to own von of dem fifty·story pulldlngs.-Hoston 'l.'ranacript. DID IT WITH HIS LUNGS Nervous Wife-My, John, how cnn breathe that way! Huhby (fat, wheE<Zy and Irritable) -With my lungs, of course! ~·ou Unappreciated Menu For proper bait I was Inclined; The price I paid was plenty, sure l hung around for hours to find A fil!h that Will! an epicure. Poor Fellow Appel-Poor old Boh Urirnn I An · other good man gone wrong to his old age. Alden-What's the matter? Ha8 he robbed or murdered !!orne one? Appcl-Oh, no-much -worse than thnt. He's taken to golf. Keeping Them Wet Aslrtt-How do you remember to water the plants when your wtfe te away? 'l.'elllt -I "eep them to ttte bath tub. Saving Her Pace "I refused Jack time and Ume agafn and now he's saved me from drownIn~." "I suppose you succumbed ut once." "No; l had the presence of mind to pretend lt was attempted suicide.'' TOOELE-With twenty-three work· Ing properties. Tooele county ranks third in the state in number ot :producing mineral mines. It also ranks high in the livestock industry. VERN~Uintah county is second In the state In production of alfalfa seed, producing 33,333 bushels In 1927, and third in com, with a crop of 57,000 bushels In 1927. SALT LAKE- Producing 62,699,· 257 pounds in 1927, Utah county ranks second In the state In production ol lead. It Is first In alfalfa hay, apples, honey, peaches, pears, spring wheat and cattle. HEBER CITY-Wasatch county produced $7,656,151 worth of mineral in 1927. It ranks second in volume of ore treated, second In minerals produced, second in gold, silver and zinc, and third In copper and lead. county's COALVILLE- Summit produced eight working mines In 1927 $5,371,264 worth o! minerals and $135,· 901 worth of coal. The county ranks third in tons or ore treater, thil'd in production of zinc and third In production ot coal. RICHFIELD-The beet sugar harvest or Sevier valley Is about halt over, according to officials or the Utah-Idaho Sugar company's plant at Elsinore. The beet factory will start slicing beets for the vats soon and expects to run continuously for a period of from four to five weeks. OGDEN-Dell Adams of Layton, Utah, stopped off here on hi.• way home from a hunting trip e.nd dis· played a deer, a mountain sheep and a mountain goat, which he bagged on the middle fork of the Salmon river, His companions on the trip were A. M. Johnson of Avon and Billy Wilson an Idaho guide. Each of these aJs~ shot a deer, a sheep and a goat. PROVO-Rats are again overrunlng Utah county and doing untold damage, while farmers are reluctant to take any measures to eradicate them, according to agricultural officials here. W. J. Thayne, county agricultural agent; Grover Clyde and H. V. Swen· son, district agricultural inspectors, all said recently that thousands of the rodents were extant. BOISE-Idaho daries increased the output of ever product but casein durtng the first six months of 1928, George N. Tucker, state director of dairying, reports. The production of commer· clal butterfat was 12,397,059 pounds, compared with 11,868,034 pounds dur· ing the same period last year and brought in $5,502,300, compared with $5,287,468 last year, an Increase of $214,202. PLEASAl'l'T GROVE-Purchase of 125,000 bushels of apples has been completed by the Pleasant Grove Canning company. The company just eomplet d a large run of canned toma· toes and shipped 5,000 cases to one eastern purchaser. Good crops of strawberries, cherries, beans, squash, apricots and peaches have also been The run on handled this season. apples started this week and will con· tinue until February. SPANISH FORK-Comb honey pro· ducers of this district recently shipped to Jonesville, N. C., one carload •ol 1488 cases of comb honey of the fancy and first-class grade. The shipment was made by the Stewart brothel'S, Arthur and Albert Stewart, and Lew Jones, Selling with them were the Rev. Theodore Lee and a number ot small producers. The honey crop was far below average In quantity this year, but of excellent quality. SALT LAKE-Twenty federal aid highway projects, costing $1,580,000, were in various stages of contruction In Utah on October 20, it Is shown by a report Issued at the offices of the state road commission recently. Five ot these were better than 95 per cent completed. five were more than 80 per cent finished, and only seven were under 50 per cent completed. Of the seven, two have been placed under contract only recently. GUNNISON-S hi p men t s w i 11 amount to 120 carloads ot cau!ifio'wer and 30 of cabbage, the product coming from the fields in the Westview dis· trict that has found its way to the mar· kets from Gunnison, according to L. E. Hancock, representing Smith and Hancock, wholesale merchants of Salt Lake, handling the products. Seven carloads have been shipped In the last week, making a total of last year at the same time. LOGAN-Plans for a big celebra· tion In recognition of the opening of the Western Milk company's new $250,000 condensory at Wellsville are complete, according to F. P. Champ, a director of the plant. The celebra· tion, which Is being sponsored by the Wellsville chamber of commerce is expected to attract citizens from p~ac· tlcally every town In Cache valley. A half holiday has been declared by the town of Wellsville for Saturday ' November 3. Democratic Hat a , The Turkish fe:~; was the mo!'t picturesque and economical bat In the world. \Voro winter and summer by every man In Turkey from the sultan to the poorest laborer, It was the world's' most democratic head CO\'erlng.-Wnman•s Home rompanion, Early Use of Wireless In .Tuly and August, 1809, the Mar· co_n, ~:rstPtn of wireless telephone \>as ''llow rtid your wlfe happen to tal;~ t!·': ·~ for the first time flU"in~ the thnt ll('W girl witlw.ut a reference?" I J.rt! ·,1, na~al maneuvers and the two '·:->lie didn't. The way she referred 1 et·.u i <-rs .Tnno nncl F:nropn were fitted to h;>t l:u-;t mlstres~ wa!' 'JUite sut Wtflt IL ! Bclent." Sufficient PENNSYLVANIA TO DRILL RESERVES • Lack of Substitutes Last Year Lost Three Games. It'• • Privilege to Lirle in Utah Friday, November 2, 1928 ,. The crying need of armies, teams of all descriptions but more particularly at this time of the year, football, Is nrlequntt:! reserve material. At the University of Pennsyl vanla the need is ur~pnt judging by the amount of time the coaches are spending drilling the substitutes. Last year Pennsylvanla suffered heavy losses through Injury that robbed the team of Its mainstays In SAME PRESCRIPTION the heat of the season. Paul Scull, John Shober, .Martin Brill, John Utz, HE WROTE IN 1892 l\!ort \\'llner, all regulars were ren· dered hors de combat during the Penn state contest. When Dr. Caldwell started to practice \\'ith so many of the best players medicine, ba.ck in 18t5, the needs for a. •. out of the lineup it Is little wonder la.xo.tive were not aa ~reat as today. that the team sut'l'ered the slump that People lived normaJ. hves, ate plain, caused the loss of three games. When w'holesome food, and got plenty of fresh the regulars returned to their po~l· a.ir. But even that early there were purges for the relief tions there wp.s a decided change In drastic physics and of constipation which Dr. Caldwell did the team as Colnmbia, Harvard and not believe were good for human beings. Cornell will testify. The prescription for con.stipation that This season the reserve material he used early in his practice, and which has C'ome along beLter than last, tile he put in drug stores in 1892 under the Individual!'! giving every Indication of name of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, roundinf.?; !uto such form as will re- is a. liquid vegetable remedy, intended • and elderly people, Left, Bob Randolph, fullba<'k, and right, Stumpy Thomason, halfback, lieve the couches of some of their for women, chlld.ren such a. mild. Mfe JUSt need they and two of the greatest backs in the Southern Conferenee in a t·emarlmble action worry. However, constant drilling !n lxnl'el stimulant. picture taken during scrimmage practice of their team, Georgia Tech. fundamentals with scrimmage as the This prescription has proven its worth real test, will keep the subsitutes busy 4Uld is now the largest eelling liquid laxative. It has won the confidence of from now on. Lud Wray, the line coach, will have people who needed it to get relief from us undet·studles to the regular tackles, headaches, biliousnees, flatulence, indi· Golfer Gets Gopher gestion, loss of appetite and sleep, bad two players who saw action last sea· breath, dyspepsia, colds, fevers. At your Instead of Birdie son. Gene Kuen, who was understudy d,ruggist, or write "Syrup Pepain." Golf possibilities-a gopher. Thb is said to be Dt·.•John \\'ilce's to John Smith and Bob Schneider, Dept. BB, Monticello, Illinois, for free Players who number birdies, who also saw service in a number o:t trial bottlo. last year nt C·hio state. · ... eagles nod 11ces among their grtmes, should be better than they scores recently ~tood In lin~ at Grady Arlkins, Chiea~o White Rox were last year. Each has had the nee· Money Loses Weight Armour club, Minneapolis, to hurler, Is one of the ~lowest, most de- essary game experience to make them If we can believe the director of the congratulate Fred Way of Minfirst rate substitutes. liberate pitchers In the majors. mint men nre getting less and Denver neapolis, who shot n gopher Bill Williams, star of the freshman bodied. Flrs,t they become able IMs from the twelfth tee. Way's Mr. Foxx of the A thletlcs is a figure eleven's line last season, Is making carry sliver dollars In their to unable drive caught the little fellow In baseba!l, even If his name looks both Kuen and Schneider hustle tor they weighted them pockets, trousers squarely just as he drilled his the honor of being the first tackle submore like nn equation In algebra. half dotlars are Now much. li'o do~n way out onto the fairway. stitute. Others In the running Include the half doland heavy too !:lecoming Temple university football team Is Barrett, who has been on the injured government the V\hen lar must go. conched by "Heinie" Mi!!er, former list for three weeks, l!'arley and Beaugets out its new smail-slzed bills there · mont. aii·American end at Pennsylvania. The guard reserves present a prob· may be no small change left larger • Captain of Harvard than a quarter.-Capper·s Weel:ly. Crib Buck, former All-American lem. Of the four men only one, War· tackle at the Univet·sity of Wlscon~in ren, a scrub fast 3eason, seems to • Is coaching football at Miami univer· have the necessary qualifications for big game service. The others are sity. learning fast but still need plenty of University of Dubuque has decided work. Charles Urban, the minister, to return to Intercollegiate athletic Thwaltes and Smalley are waging a r-------~-:L-:r.:-::r=oy Young, lllE: • competition after a lapse of three keen due! for the honor of being the Georgia St., Los An· first substitute after Warren. years. geles, is a "regulat Ed Jordan holds the honor of being fell~," active ln llugo Bezdek, famous football coach understudy to Westgate, the regular sports, and at the top at Penn state college, has received his center. His experience as a freshman in ltis C'la~se~ at final naturalization pnpers at Belle- last season makes him highly valu· To tool• at school. ~· \ able. He has Looby and Lockhart, the fonte, Pa. vou'd thin'; now him > ' form er a scrub last year and the latter • • he never' l;atl a day·~ · · Who can "Plllember when you had a freshman guard, to battle f~r the sickness but his mothpr says: "When to pitch underhand to the little kid post. Leroy wns just a little fellow, w,. 'l'lte end problem continues to be who playecl right field for the othl'r found his stomach and bowt:>ls were acute. Although Buch and Olexy weak. lie kept suffPring from con scrub team? ·, in the opening game, neither ~tipation. Nothing he ate ngreed with started • • of l'eeping their positions. him. lie was fretful, fewrl«h ami certain is A run a way race burt the :IIisslssippi untll\Iory Schainman, both puny. Sullivan Bill Valley league this year. Waterloo ran season, may yet win last sult!'<titutes away with the flag, being 12'% gamf's "When we starteu giving him Caliare hard fighting, Both posts. regular ahe-ad of :lloline. Fig Syrup l1is condition imfornia teHrfng in . ends who can snare passes proved qui<'l;ly. Ills constipation and • ... Completion of a deal wher,-by with the best anti either or both may hiliou!'neRs stopped and he ha~ had Charles (Slug) 'l.'olson, first baseman. oust those nnw holding the fort. John no mor" trouble of that kind. I have gops back to the Chicngo Cubs next Ball, first-string substitute last season Rince used California Fig Srrull with is still In the l'Unn!ng. Red Welham, him for colds and up~et ~pel!~. He spring was announced. a newcomer, who reported three weeks Jil;~ it because It tagtes so g-ood and The biggest heavyweight fighter on late, has displnyed considerable prom- I like it because it helps him so wonArt l<'rench, halfback and cuptalo of record was Charley Freeman, who ise. uerfully !" the Ilarvurd uuiversity footbal! team, In the backfield, Coach Bert Bell In his inches three feet seven stood California Fi.g Syrup has hePI'l th~> . and one of the reasons why the team has Wilner, an experienced quarterring shoes and weighed 330 pounds. S>tandhy of mothers fnr ovpr• trusted Is feared this season. back, and Hatowsky, a halfback last f)() yenl's. Leading physicians recon season who Is also ca!llng numbers. mend it. It is purely vegC'table ant! George Lott, co-holder of the nation Carroll Rosenbloom, bas a slight edge works with Nature to regulate, tonf' n~ doubles title and third ranking ten · Athletic Director Says the other candidates for tbe fit·st on ms star, has enrolletl for the autumn and strengthen the stomaf'h nnLl Radio Lowers Receipts qum'ler if anything should happen to the bowels of children so they get full" call at the University of Chicago. ... regular backs. !''rank Mulligan and Radio broadcasting of football games nourishment from theit· food and Opekun are other excel!ent Walter cuts down gate receipts, Jl.l. F. Ahe'lrn, St. Louls university high school waste Is eliminated in a normal way. director of athletics at the Kansas maintains a fully equipped first-uid prospects. Granville Carrel, substiFour ml!llon bottles userl a ~ur State Agricultural college, believes. room, with a trained nurse In daily tute last season, and Walter Masters, shows how mothers depend on it.· AI· Ahearn said It was his opinion that attendance, to accommodate the school former freshman star, have a fine wayR look for the word "California'' chance to oust several of those already broadcasting was largely responsible gritlder!' . . on the carton to be sure of getting nnmetl. for small crowds at home games In • the g-enuine. which the Kansas Aggies' football Thirty thousand racing fans attendteam played la:;t year. Only 21,217 ed the opening program of the h;l.lfGordon Shows Speed Cycles Through Hoopa people paid admission to see the four mile Timonium track !If l\larylaoda recent motor cycle show In At home games. The Nebraska game tlle lar.c;e~t crowd In its fifty years of London, a rider demonstrated his skill drew the largest crowd, S,HO. existence. by driving his machine through a dou· "I believe that broadcasting of • • ble paper hoop while going at high games has hurt attendance generally," .Joe DeYine, Pittsburgh scout, says speed. The stunt required a steady Mr. Ahearn said. "When there was a Ea:·l Aver·ill with Snn l•'rancisco is hand at the take·off', since the obstructhreat of rain and the possihility of the. best ou rfielder he has seen In the tion was of considerable length, ami muddy roads, people stayed nt horne, Pacific Coa~t league since the days of there was danger of turning the front saved their money anti heard the Pnul \Yaner. · wheel so as to rna ke Inn ding hazardgame reports over the radio. If radio • ous.-Popu!ar l\lechanlcs Magnzine. reports could be shut oft' within a radt.lany a sensational halfback nas ius of 100 miles and then broadcast be· succeeded In later life, after recovyond that, I don't think attendance ering from the Idea that five or six would be harmed, but, of course, that stalwarts wll! always be on hand to Is impossible. clPnr the way. ... "We believe that I.Jroadcastin~ Is one of the services of our institution, Recent changes make almost no dif· however, and plan to continue with the ference to the football spectator who air reports." still explains the game to his wife. in a loud public \'O!ce, on the basis of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable rules. 1908 the University of Utah Has Strengthened Her ~ti_D_II_D_D_Q_ .I!_D_D_I_II_I.., • S~nrtNntes . . • • • ~ • • • • • Los Angeles Boy Needed H_elp • • • • • • I • • • • • • • • • . . • • • • • ... COULD NOT GET OUT OF BED • • a Strong Football Team The University ot Utah football team for this fall will be £1]ually as su·ong as last year, but critics do not be· lleve It can survh e the season un· defeated. Coach Ike Armstrong bas been working hard with tbe line and hopes to find In his squad men to re· place Dykeman, Christensen, Caffey Hardy, Taufl'er and others who have been regulars for the fnst two rears. Ben Lingenfelder, who has assisted Armstrong since he began coaching nt Utah three years ago, will be back to take charge of the backfield. Vadal l eterson alco Is a.;slsting Armstrong. Champion, quartet'bnck on the team for three years, ls fi'eshman coach. Capt. AI Carmen will lead ; he Ct·imson over their heaYy >'Chedule. ne IH one of the best tacl' IPs develoJ;eti In Utah. Tl1e ends will he w<>ll tnl,en cure of with Pete ('tHt(•h nncl Pi!ul Cecil. Jo the haddiPitl are llotlgson. romt·or. PriC'e anil otJ;er Compound • • • The New York World complains that boxers seem to ha\'e lost all orl~in· ality In selecting their fighting names. This has been refPrred to our old pal, Bud News Eber. • • • Ninety-eight batters went to the plate In the American Leglon elimlna· t!on game between the Bismarck nnd Linton clubs in North Dakota, the for· mer winning 1!l to 2. • • • .Jack Quinn has been pitching for twenty-five years, despite the fact that he has always been a horse for w"!'k. I~rom 1914 to 1917 he pitched a total of ln3 games. an average of nenrly fifty a season. • • • Al Lesko, a Penn State footb:lll nnd hn~whall star, made a:ooLl in haspl;uli lt!s first yPar out. The Yankees t:ucl him nnli fanned him to .Jer!'ey Cit\ where he C'aua:llt good hal! lie Is nue of the four stars lost by grntlua!h•n Coach Zuppke Is quoted as saying that Gordon, ltis left tackle is one of the fastest grid players he ever saw on a football field. Brief Advises I'layers to Get an Education Bunny Bl'i~>f, 1\Iilwaukee sandlotter completing his n.neteenth year of professional baseball, ud\-ises the young player to go to college. "He will get tite best out of the game by dC'ing so," says Brief, fa· mons home·run hitter of the Milwaukee Amel'ican &ssoclntion club. "He has an opportunity to develo[l Ills game us he gets an educationgets expPrt ro:t('hitJg. If lie !'.mounts to nnythi11g nt all, he has the oppor· tunit.l' of ~tartin;; his L'HrPer wlt!J 11 han(! hy l:l'ltit•g 11 bonus. In the old cluy:s lliL'I"L• ,,.,,,., n.Hllill!,; lik~ •hat.'' Elkhart, Ind.-"1 had n. tired feel· ing and was unable to get out of bed . - - - - - - -.. without the help of my husband. We heard of the Vegetable Compound tllld deoicled to t:ry it. I am still tl.l.k;ang it and it eure is a help to me. I can do my work without resting before I am through. I k.fJw that if women will give the Vegetable Compound a trial they can overcome those tired and worn·out feelings. I cannot ex· press the ltappiness I haYe received and how completely it has made over my home."-!IJR!'l. D. H. SmER , 1326 Laurel St.. Elkha.rt, Indiana. WolF - COYOTE, FOX and SKUH~ l~.xl'&R"tll ....... \roa C~'"srn.F:R. GJt, 9 coyotc:s OCt• bJ,.-ht.llr.nlgiH l2!.W. Free Circular.. rr~e Fo·muJas and loslluctions. &O:!GE EOW.\RllS. Uv>~:stOII.. Moatt. |