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Show Modern Dtll.cer Need• Sappl7 ol Calorlea Ou t .ZZJlllin inst antl y OUR COMIC SECfiON .01___________Ou__rR_e_tR_e_~_e__ __ __ __~ID Hoate81ea ahould lay 1D a heavy BUP. ply of refreshm ents when tbey expect to entertai n guests who Ulte to dlapla, tbelJ: charlest on proficiency, aaye tli.e KADaas Olty Star. .A.D account of an exhausti ve silrTey of tbe energy consume d In dancfq made by a group of Scandin avian leientlst s at the phys· lologtcal Institute of the Universi ty of H.elslngtors, baa just been received at Washing ton which sets down In preelse figures the number of calories . UB:,ed In dUl'erent kinds of dances. The waltz went to the bottom of the list with 8.~ calories used PEl\ hour per kilogram of body weight. The schottisc he, beloved or gran.d· father and grandmo ther, scored .02 of a point bel{'w the modern foxtrot, us· lnr 4.76 calories while the latter required 4.7& The polka, another In· stttutlon of grandmo ther's daJ, need· ed 7.00 calories an hour, while the mazurk~ evldentl J the laateat dance the teamed Scandin avians could pt anyone to practice for tbem, took 10.87 calories, or almoet twlee the amount of enerr7 consume d by the stonecu tter plJ1Dg hJa trade. • MAKIN G UP SOME EVEN DREA M _J ..... ., Owenatln&- lelq • pmle ........, It k..,.. the dl· ...,.. tract werldn1 norm•H r- 30o ,. 10c. At an Druaa••· e. e. 8111U, ltlo. WOODBURY, R. J. I'O B OV ER ZOO YE AR S. baarlem oil baa been a world· wide remedy for kidney ,liver and bladder disorders, rheumatism. lumbag o and uric acid conditions. W.N. U.) An Emerg ency Ca« THE FEATHERHEADS "Weren' t they married In a hurry?" "Yea, . each was afraid the other would back out."-Pa thflnder Maga· zlne. There Is one fact we c~erlsh: We never said "no" when a boy wanted to go to the circus. Life Is worth living, If only to gratIfy your curiosity about this universe . L ~- s COitecth ltemal troubles, stimulate vital cqana. Three lbes. All druuiats. lnaiat the ori&IDa1 pouine GoLD llBDAI.o OD SAl £$MEN WANTED Ken to take order• for tailor made :~~ulta. Have openlnw • 1n Utah. Idaho. 'Wyomlna" and Ne~da. 1110 New pat· terD8 to aell at US. UDion made. Aver· ace eamlncs from J75 to 1100 oer week. The A. Nash Comp&nJ'. Inter· mountai n Branch. 1101·1·8 Boyd Park llulldlnw , Salt Lake Clty. Utah. The Jarcest tallorlnw hou•• ln the world ___ -. ,_ D.Y lillY IJIIP &roo•l:r a N. Yo BrooklYn. New York.-M rs. G. Begmann of22i! Schaeffe r St., wasln a run· ~;;..;,;~,;..;;~~.,down conditio n anti could not do her housew ork. She could not sleep at night. Her story Ia not an unusual one. Thous ands of women :find themselves In a similar conditio n at some time In their Uvea. "I found your ad vertlsem ent In my letter box," wrote M~~h::~~~~e 1;~t: Compou took Lydia Ill. p nd and got relief." Hegman n also · took Lydia Ill. Pinkham 's Herb Medicine and Lydia E. Pinkham 's Pills for Constipation, with good results. She says, "I am recomm ending your medicine s to all I know who have symptom s the same as mine, and to others whom I think it will help. You may use my statemen t as a testimon ial, and I wlll answer any letters sent to me by women who would like l.Dformatlon regardl.DJ your medicine s." There are women ln your stateperhaps in your town-w ho have writ ten !etten similar to this one telllni how much Lydia m. Pinkham 's Vep table Compound has helped tbem. The Pinkham Medicine Company, Lynn, Mass., will gladlJ fumlall. other women with these names upon request To Hi. Likin• !:What do JOU think of evolution?" She-I'm going · to have my ne11 "'bon•t tanc7 the Idea: It's too slow." drel!ll made small. -Boston Transcri pt. He-Sma ll on the blii-I hope. Ambid extroa • Ambidex trous the wight Who can prove himself deft. When he's sure he Is right, And then ftnds himself lett. Fire that's closest kept bums m081 of all.-Sha kespear e. able, he replied, "I've missed my train-an d by halt a minute." "Good heavens !" said his friend. "Cheer up! Anyone would think, to look at you, you had roil!lsed It by half an hour." · Whale ol an Order a HE DIDN' T GET COLD MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL "TIME ( ~ "'tb eAuo ""t•tt ATfEI.lTIOIJ '"1D A. ~ NINIS t'n!U-9 'IOU Olleuoo.c£D•. )J~. ~LL., SNII"'I" '"nole L.Att ""MO UJ e.4W!A'i0 L~l~ "'''M' ·~~lot'' "You say Georre wrapped you up In bls coat to keep you warm? Didn't George get cold7'' "Why, Mary, you certalnll ' didn't think George was ll!llly enough to take his coat ofl', do you?" aouu home of .IDOiqUitoeS ltalto ldUI bed bup. roadies, ana, iad tWr •JIL '-1 -tO iDieas but barmlell to meoklnd. Will Dot ttaJa. Get Flit today. .l' ..acl &... diRD JOat "ooe- weacs ~ IMPRDVt~ IottS" PUrn~. I~OF "'f"tat.kr ~QRAIJUA"f'£ WORW,AS~ (i()"f rr The Village Gossip A~ loW. IUMS'tEI!R. LOSI"'"i" 1!1~ ).l&W "'NSeS' W~EJJ \.\'iKr.U l,_ B\JR)JEI) OUY J..\IS ~0 S'EY • "TW' MUIISTiiR.. ~ "'b 91! F'Rebrr: SO ,AL.L. ..W. (!lol.l D SA.V VJA.~. "'H Df:AR! Al1J1" ~ ~YOKit.l(i!" Fall ol Lo11e This world Is full of beaut)' Ae other worlds above, And It we did our duty We'd ftnd It full of love! Sa.n,.. A few fritmdt diQp in on Pa Buzz • Student -Do you make life-sized en· 1argements of photos? Photogr apher-Y es, sir; It's our spe· clalty. Student -Well, do this for me; It's snapsho t I took of a whale.- Qur Dumb Animals. [ [1=-= -=!1 Jlnks-T hat stenog of mine Is a t·eal ( little economist. She uses an old toothbru sh to cleaa tlte type on her machine. Smith-Y es? Jlnks-A nd between timet~ abe 1l8ell It for an eyebrow brush. DR .....,. • Might Have Been Worae L}"dia E. Pinkha m'• Ve,:eta ble A man was standing disconsolately Com~und Haa ReatoreCI the on a station platform . On being asked by a friend why he looked so miserHealth of Thousands Dau1dli,.. Proee.. The bridp between Joy and sorrow WeD, It's Been a Hard Day and:".,. . College Lad-Qb , yes, lots of the fellows use cribs In class. No-College Lass-Gr acious, are they as sleepy·hf'aded as that? HELP FOR SICK WOMEN c.Ol!~ c /\ J Is\' .,.,,,,II I : Gre en's LAug ust Flow er '* - "Am dere anybody In de congrega tlon wb•f wishes prayer for delr fall JD'I!" asked the colored minister . "Yassuh ," responded Brother Jone~ •Jo.b's a spen'thrl:f', an' .Ah throws mala money 'round reckless like." "Ve'y well. We will join In prayer fo' Brother Jones-j es' atteh de col Iectlon plate have been passed. "-llll nols Farmer. "What do you think of the girls meet:lne at the Legion eo mother and four-year~ld Barbara decided to go et today ?" to the movies. The picture being "Ob, they're making a good shew· shown that evening, unfortun ately, d& lng." ptcted the somewh at common story of a beautifu l woman gi\lnlng the ad· Praiae mlretlon of the other woman's hus· "This book Is highly spoken of." band and fafiler of two children . On "Where? " returnin g home daddy had not arrived "On the jacket.'' as yet. Barbara hesitate d tor a mo· ment, then curiousl y said: "Well, -.~----- --- -~·-----· .1 mother, where Is our husband tonight?" i The 11ame little Barbara followed grandpa to the basemen t and was 1 heard to say: "You don't need to worry, I'll help you, money Isn't llldlpM ioa, Dppepe la, etc. ._.,. . . DlatnM after Hurried everythl ng."-lnd lanapoll s News . . ./ .., Pray Later Claec:iecl Vp on Father ---- -------· (It/ •cs." Dacld7 was to attend a bustnesa Can't Deny Tlau It, I II The newif married couple had tall· en out. The quarrel lasted through thl' night, and next morning the wife. wltMut speaking, went down to prepare breakfas t. Thinking It was tim"' to m,ake peace, the husband went to the top of the stairs and called : ".What's for breakfas t, darling?"' "Rats I" came back the tart reply. "All right, dear," repUed hubby; "cook one for yourself, bbt boll me aD Quite True ..Pop's what's congenial employ· menU" "Anythin g tbat pays a blrrer 1&1· ary."-.A merlcan Legion Monthly. laat tla: Man "Say, Rlchlelgb, we'cl like to have you help us out at bridge. You play, don't you?" "Not very well." •so much tbe better. We plar for money." E11en WorN Larry-c an yeu Imagine anythlDJ worse than being a comstal k aqd haY. lng yout ears pulled by the farmers? Harry-H ow about being a potate wttb 7our eyes full of dirU ~-==---a ~ MBa PtW~ A~ ~ \Gifll 9fAGEO A IAn\.E J/IONfJit ( UMifCT"• MRS. Plf.l~-400~( IS' Qllt.t "'& J.4AW HIM . UP 1tJ G0UAr fbft ~-m.iQ A At.~() -ne.& J40W I*JAJt AI.&. 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