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Show OODEN DAILY COMMERCIAL: CHURCHYARD AmBKiD( liury-lu- g Ground. Lost at ne and uever found. On the tombstone of a man Lill: Arrival and dep irture of U. S mails at tho posioince : Ar. Dep't. 1 ::to a. m. Lnion Pacific... 8 ::) a, m. Central Pacific. MSiu " 8::) p. ni. ' 10.HI0 Utah Central 5.H " I'ark City and Coalville. 10:11 " 6m " BriKham City, Logan and Collin-ito10:00 " 9 KX) a. m. Denver ami Aspen ' 5 :00 p. m. 10::i0 r ::!0 p. m. Utah Northern " J0 lrtah'entral D. Ai. K. (i. V " 10.HJ0 a. 9X) ir. I 'liiii-nnn Jtr l.'.,,. . J iu oamp, in. i'di' Hmitsvillo and Eden, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Vrt Weber and Florence, Tuesdays and Fridays namt-- J n t y I M. Hrrr lies the tongue of Oodfre Which always luxl, And lu--a here trill At Monknewton: Erected by Patrick KeUy, Of the town of IroRbrtIa, Mariner. Io memory of his posterity. Epitaph on the tombstone of a lady in t Tennessee: "She lived a life of virtue and died' of cholera morbus, caused by eating greeu fruit, in hope of a blessed immortality, at the early ajro of 21 yejirs, 7 months and 10 days! Reader, 'Go thon and do likewise. ' A stone cutter received the following epitaph from a German, to be cot upon the tombstone of his wife: "Mine vive Susan is dead; if she had life till nex Friday she'd leen dead tli net two veeks. As a tree falls so must it stan. all tings is impoible mit God." Journal of Education. MELVILLE VAjtieu The action is exceedingly strong and positive, the breech mechanism being The magazine thoroughly automatic. is a'lu-e- iron case half an inch thick and about four incites square, fitting to the under sidof the lock. A gate shuts it fr at the will of the operator, so that the jcun can be used either as magazine or a single tiring arm. It in provided with a novelty in the way of a long range tight designed to cover distances from 1 .fc'OO to S.JUU) yards, but the ordinary sight is not considered as fine that in use on the American Springfield rifle. The cartridges are shaped somewhat after the design of the famous Lebel cartridge, the leaden ball being encased in a thin steel sheet for the purpose of preventing the distortion of the bullet. Waslungton Star. Tier lkn the body of John Mound. 3 RAILHOMOS. John Itull and Ills Gnn. Secretary Proctor has received a present of a new Enfield riilo from the English government as a sample of the style of arm now in use in the British service. It is handsomely incased in a polished wooden box, with silver plates and corners, and lined with blue velvet. It is of the latest magazine pattern, thirty caliber, and weighs about ten pounds. LITERATURE. Epitaphs Found la Old FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1890. roSTOFFICK Atterbury, Dotal d Dobon&Cf c x n imp kflmvi HOURS. 14 General delivery windows open at 8 o'clock a. m. aud close at 6 o'clock p. in. Money order window opens at S o'clock a. m. and closes at C o'clock p. in. AGENTS II! ,'1 Co. FKEE DKLI VERY SYSTEM. Business district, two deliveries per day, at 8 o clock a. m. and 2 o'clock p. m. Hesidence districts, one delivery per day, at 10 o'clock a. in. Kim ton 1 1, I H IF JL DODY TTJEET A BODY the result la a collision, whether " thro the rye," or not. Life is fullcoming of collisions. We are constantly colliding with somebody or something. If it ien't with our neigbliors it is with some dread" diseases that " knocks us off the track and disables us for life. Women espeperhaps of cially it fteetns, hare to bear the brunt more collisions and afflictions than mankind. In all cases of nervousness, bearing down sensations, tenderness, periodical headache, congestion, in anipains, sick and all "female mation, or ulceration weaknesses," Dr. Pieroe's Favorite Precomes to rescue the of women scription as no other medicine does. It is the only medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee, from the munufacturers, that it will rive satisfaction in every ciise. or money paid for it r. will be refunded. See guciranUt on Au Italian Ingenuity. An Italian on the river bank has solved the problem of giving his children au outing with the least ptssible exertion to himself. He places his three children in a baby carriage, to the handle of which A Pom. a rope about twenty feet long is tied. The tendency of the times, poetically, The bank behind the house has a gentle ettns to bo toward an extreme brevity decline, so that a brisk push from tho as to lines and profusenes of rhyme. It father sends the carryall flying down Copyright, 1883, by World's Dis. Mn. AS8W. may not be aniiss. therefore, to repro- the grade. When the water's edge is duce the masterpiece in thi.i line, which reached I he vehicle's flight, is checked rocently attracted the attention of a cor- by a cord. lint the most remarkable respondent: part of the contrivance is the goat which Dr. A. b, draws the contrivance back up the inC.d. clined backyard. The animal is made regulate and cleanse the liver, stomach and E. f. g; bowels. They are purely vetre'able and to trot through j long hall from one end :-: One a IKMe. Sold perfectly harmless. " of the Louse to the other. Tims the man cents u vial. ni.jk.lm; drtwffists. ry N. o. p. can sit inside the 'res.r outside door of Q. r. s. t, the hallway, away fro n the sun's rays KA I LHOAI) TI M E TABLES. well directed kick, a Dvwxyr. the steer by goat siin-pht. This, it is cteimetl. is ore of the while at t'ne fame ti'ne the little ones DAILY. SUNDAY INCLl'DRD. J und at tho same time one of the are enjoying :i de lightful tohogirrm sliile imxst incomprehensible (therefore proand departure of trains carrying Arrival amid the refreshing breeze wafted across at the Union depot, Oden. Utali. found) poem; in the English language. I;isenirrs stream. the Springiield Republican. Wakhinirtuii Post. Union Pacific Railway. Mitten by a Mueeualn. ( MOUNTAIN TIME. Forcible I.ople. John Courter. of Manatee. Fla., was Pater Well. Adolph. whom did yonr bitUn on the heel by a moccasin snake. Leave. Arrive. college men select, to repr.sent them at He was walking past Howard & Kenthe convention? No.2 Limited Fast Mail, nedy's jioinl, and as he was stepping over Omahu.tunciUllnir.. (J M , ,w Adolph Twirler. sir. some grass the suake struck him. and IVnver. Kamas ( ity, j Pater Twirler? Can he put thing? J and enM. daily hung o:i so that he had to pull him loose. forcibly? and over Courter felt pains shoot No. S Atlantic Express. him, Adolph You bet! He can pitch a ball started for home, over a mile away. He l ' 11:00 a ' cil MV'K2ha:l'r'?,nJ. through a wire netting every time. siiek and w!"- - obliged to he down, liecame J and east, daily Burlington Free Press. but he trot up again and went home. Utah & Northern. When he got there his body was swollen, o Theatre. In a Chief MOUNTAIN T1MB. his his even with his throat chin, Stage Manager The bass drummer's eyes nearlynearly could he and shut, hardly What shall we do for laid up Arrive. Leave. (peak. Fortunately the boys had been drum and cymbals? Valley lo-- ) ritstructed what to do. They gave him No. c.al. Hattle Creek, and J 10 10 a in 9:15 a m Proprietor1 I've arranged it all right. a dose of ammonia, saturated the iutermtniiate points. 1 Bnzenbark. of the St. Paul road, is to woumls with KenMr. for and tent it, mumhave a box, and he's consented to 6at Fast Mail and- ) Abel and other neighbors. No.ftutte and Helena Exble hu name during the overture and nedy. .Mr. him all the w hisky they could pres all poiut north, 5J0p m They gave between acts. Judge. daily tind with ammonia in it, and got up a ) reaction. Then they applied turpentine A Well Trained Animal. Utah Central. and ammonia until he was out of danger j "Is this horse well broken?" TIMK.J (MoPKTAJNand able to get up. Exchange. "Very. He never jumps and shies, i Arrive. Leave. except before ladies, and then in such a Ouoer Place for a Tree. no IVk imr.Wkaci.tn that "Owy of the most unique sights I have No. 701 - Atlantic Fast ) he is dangerous without actually being ever 2:00 a m 9 M a in Mait. Salt Lake City, seen on my travel.-,-" said Arthur daily of New York, "is the old court Til take him." said Chappie. New Thom.Ls, rk Cit y Kx- house in GrceucaMle. Ir.J. 1 was in the No. Utah A North- York Sun. fires. town the other day, and my uttentloii ern. AccomiiUHlation, v 2:M p Siklt Lnlce Cit. Krusco was celled to a full grown tree. jNTuw. Inrrcilnluiit. ;iinl all intermtHiiate Mrs. Madison Square Did you read the curious tliiug a'oout tlus tree v;is point about that messenger boy who ran away that it didn't grow on terra Anna, but on the tower of the court house. The No. 707 Athuitic Kx ) from home? :. JJ a m tHO p in Salt Lake Cit),J ' Mr. Madison Square Yt-J don't tree sprouted j'oais ago from a crevice jrs. intennediate poiuti... develand of it the tower, in the bricks believe it. - Kat Mail and ) Mrs. Madison Square Why? oped year after year, until now it is a No.V.7(XA N. Suit Exprs. foot or more in circumference at the Mr. Madison Square What! run? Lake City, and nil S C p m p. n: fiointn, Life. trunk. It is one of the most enriou daily tree growths I have anywhere. It The Cream of the Joke. for the will have to soon, however, go Rio Grande Western. "Yes. when I get city boarders I iisa new court a construct to is going county MOUNTAIN- T1MK. off the skim on 'em for cre.'uu. If any It eems a pity that it cannot be h.iue. a I of 'em tumble to it say it's just joke.' Arrite. Leave, for it is u fine specimen of VAnd you sll the real article else- preserved, ComFast. Mail, Salt erratic tre: growth. Cincinnati No where, eh?' Lake tity, Provo. Gazette. mercial Iseadville, Pueblo, lha- - 9 :X a m' S:W p. m "Of conrne. You eec that's the cream ver, and all points east of the joke." Philadelphia Times. A That Devour Hrd Casli. j daily Have you ever gone across the inlet No. - "Eli" Salt Lake 1 Reputation. with n yachting party and seen Mr. J. City and intermediate ' 11 i9 a in! i:W p. m ) "My son," said the father reproach- D. Smith's shaggy haired dog? He is the loiotf, daily fully, "the fact that I am so well known most extraordinary shaggy haired dog No. 4 Atlantic Exprws, i iu town is no reason why you should that 5:40 pi mjl0)5 a m Salt Lake City. Pueblo. you will ever fee. Denver and east, daily. ) bay things on credit." He eats hard cash. "No, father; but it's the reason why I Southern Pacific. "Billy, Billy: now then." can't buy them on credit. American MOUNT AIX TIMK. j him and is what That you flip you say. tsrrocer. a five cent piece, and he gulps it down Leave. Arrive. like a morsel of meat. Of course everyCruelty to the Stenographer. 4 No. Limited Past "I see, said the editor, "that you body who goes over there in a sailing Mail, Son Francisco i a iu 8:30 a. ni make a practice of having yonr poems party flips him five cents for the fun of ) daily seeing him swallow it. and they swear to No- - 2 PacUlc Express, pot on the type writer?" "Yea; I like to have the comforting me that uu Wednesday he ate $5.30, all to San Pran-cixr- o through and intermediate 12:1. p. m 7 :30 a. m assurance that somebody beside me has nickels. Atlantic City Letter. points, daily got to read them." Washington Post, ) re. a Tort of Instrument An, At a picnic of the Union choir at Undoubtedly. GRAND Deacon Curtis' farm, an old piano which see in and Come my houe Snooper the country. It stands on gently rolling stood iu the parlor attracted much attention from its antiquity, having been ground. Simcral Isn't that a bad location in manufactured in 1740 150 years ago. ume of an earthquake? Mnnsey's It ha six h'gs, with drawers in front, and PORTLAND AND THE NORTHWEST is the property of one of Mr, Curtis' Weekly. VIA THE brothers, Mr. Frank Putnam. As it was j A Ward to the Wis. upon by several of the young played iodic-?:- , peals of laughter greeted its dulcet (?) tones, and it was unanimously decided that even Mr. Charles Jennings good musician tliat he is could hardly LINK. keep in tuue with its variable harmony. Over tne sierras nasi ine caiebrated Cape Marlboro (Mass.) Enterprise. tho lovely valley ol Klo Born, down MANUFACTUERS OF FINE STIFF HATS, and Unlined, in Light Weights. Lined II. M. BOND & CO., GROCERIES SOLID VESTIBULE TRAINS 11 Denver, Chicago, St. Louis, Lincoln, And Funeral Director Our Famous Dining1 Cai Attach sd to all Through Tkains nd and Wood Metallic. Casket Special Attention paid to Linbnltr.in and Preparing Hodiw for Shipment. Order by telegraph promptly attendtvl to. ! have Hearse in the city. Telethe only lirst-cla- 8 phone No. 115. Collins. For further lntormation couceruiiig thi line, apply to any Ticket Agent, or addro GKO. W. VAI.1..KHY, lt v Vm t . M II DU'I I iilii LllJUlV ' ST l I MOUNTAIN DIVISION. CLOT Shoshone Falls and Return, 17.35. Hailey Hot Springs and Return, $15. 20 Boise City and Return, $25.00. Helena, Mont., and Return, $30.00. Portland and Return, $50.00. Yellowstone Nat'l Park and Return ,57.85. San Francisco and Return, $65.00. i he , 91 m nv tio. WCf tfl uru fl ju .ngr. i l runic .iArjit..i C. P. RESSEUIE,Oen'l Mgr. S. W. ECCLEs, OenM Pass.Agt ! t",, : !, ir x. ct i 1 tin.-1 1 mm i - ! I Rio "(It-Pa- i J 1 1 1 vvf cii ciiiw l 11 1:i liters 1 1, iaji: v itie Overcoats ! former seasons production, l'er.feJt any Kit, Handsomely Trimmed and of HiiXjrior Workmanship. .Western. J f Rurpassiii in Grande i CO.. THE LEADING T TH I c r JLJL X .TLi JTV kT3 AH VOLLOWI: Soda Springs and Return, fft.OO. I Kffl IIS. Run Summer Excursions 1 . UNDERTAKER CARb ON ALL TRAINS I i CHAIR (' S. M. PRESliAW," Omaha FREE RECLINING St., Oden. Twonty-fonrt- h Orders Solicited and Prompt Attention aad Delivery. Stock of Good Always Freh and Prioos Lw for tiood Goodn. St. Joseph, Pierce's Pellets tXXv-Cac- 353 Jansas City bottlo-wruppe- to-nig- ht. Produce and Fruits, In Kei'scv. Melton, Heaver, Ghenchile, Irisli Frieze, Hootch Oluviot, Kiiich Tricot and Other Fasliionable Materials. Railway : i e J Sf-e- n Cut Coat, Wost-- I English Hox l'rinee QTYT I jLrfJLC?. Alltx)rU moreland, STANDARD GUAGE. IlljiOl li'inceOveieoats Mountaineer Alaska, Charles, Olinvstei', antl Ulstei's. and Storm lvinjx The Only Transcontinental Line - j ! . Pawlug Dirtivtlf Through ! Ik SALT LAKE CITY B- CURRENT TIME TABLE, In effect Aucust EAST BOUND TRAINS. Fist Mail Kor Salt Lake City, Provo, Leavllie, Pueblo, Uenver, 9:?5a.m no rJl ro ntg K&t daily No. veil" - To Salt Lake City daily. 11:30 a. n No. 4. At!a.tic lfxpreB Ffr Pa t Lake . Pueblo, Denver, and 5:40 City, Provo, ail point Kant da'lv jt.va c. I l i?. 8alt Lake City, daily, 5:40 p.m raclfte Lxptet From Denrer, a.m Pueblo, and all points East, daily. . No. i. Fast Mail Krom Denver. Pu0:40 p m eblo, an1 a!l potato E.t. daily Direct conneetiou mad in Union Dpoi with alltnrough Hue. Train Noh.;.S and 6 arc run to aecommn- date Ogdeo and Malt Lake psnsenRer. In effect Jtr'e in, 1A90, trains run between Bingham Junction aad Alta, a follows: Leava BliiKham Jo action at .U; arrive At Alta at 9.15 a. m. Leavn Alta at 1.50; arrive at Bingham Jnnction at 3 Ml p. za. "Why did you bow to hint? I thought you no longer recognized each other." "1 didn't recognize him. 1 returned him bow." Harper's Bazar. A Safe Recommendation She (blrtshingly) Will this hammock aold two? Clerk It will. I use this kind my-el-f. Mnnsey'a Weekly. . FINEST IN THE WORLD. tKDDINO for Breakfast. oIoBONS, under Mt. Shasta, for dinner. ASHLAND Oreroa. for Supper. M A RKS. GOLDSMITH Pahs'i .Aft. Sm Koneot Shap. j ! mm & CO. ConsulI'heOldOoctor Graduated with hifjh honors. FREE. year experience as Author aud Specialist Cure of Twenty i,n)fe)r. Lecturer. in the Treatment and Private, Nervous end Chronic Diseases. A Private Adviser for those contetn- marruure ana tor men suner- - Thousands of young men and women aved uir from Private Nervous or Chronic from au early grave; made fathers and Diseases. Sent prepaid by express. mothers: and restored to permanent man hood and womanhood. Read "Secrets of Life" sent prepaid by express ouiy. ttiaraiiB: IT CONFORMS TO SHAPE OF FOOT If you want perfection In fit, with feedorc from corn and nil discomfort yon wili car the Bart A. Parksrd Khoe. alway It is ad nowledged as the mct-- t couifortaV?e, the best wearing and most stylish geuUeznen ihoe made la the world. OOK'T SPOIL TOUR FEET BY WEsRlHS CBFAP The j SECRETS OF impn fwuu. ibtHmrj ptlr Tlx Vvut 4 J j -r s and 2433 Washington Avenne. 24-3- 1 r- j EATING BOUSES, 14 yoai-- Wi j and at the Lowewt Prietw For Afs 'i to f. H. BBNNKTT, General Manager Burt A Packard flue SHOt. Mhoe chU no more other shoo, though aoae apBETWEEN SAN FRANCISCO AND PORTLAND than ari7 proach it in value. All styles In Handmade, Hand-wel- t and Ban The Grand Canon 01 the Upper Bacramento, e!t; also Boys' and Youths'. If not sold bj the beautiful Mossbrae Falls. Castle Bocks. your dealer send his name and yonr address to Mt. Shasta and the magnificent scenery of PACKARD & STii FIELD, 'lESSSE the Siskiyou Mountains, all by day light. Mumm. IEV NEWEST NOVELTIES rom D. O. DODOK, ! ONLY 36 HOURS , the find 10.-O- That AliMkis Kind. j Aji American officer in Alaska has rescued a bright Indian boy from torture, and proposes to take the lad to San Historic California Home of Itainona, And ef the Padre Jnnipero 8era Francisco, and there make of him either a lawyer or n missionary. This shows a Famed for fair Resorts where care romea not and pleasure never cloys. J very level hf:ad. If the boy turns out to be of the ioor and jious sort make him BEACTIFITL DEL MONTH. KL CARMKIX) a missionary, but if he shown a desire to j BY THE SEA. be the first native born Alaskan to go to Tobetnlte. The Big Trees. Taboe. The Oaj- era nd Ut. congrrss educate him for the bar. Detroit Free Press. Growing Potatoes In Her Pocket. An Auburn woman is raid to have hung up a c;tlico wraper, in the pocket of which was a potato, a year ago. She did not use the wrapper till one day last week, when she discovered a whole lull of potatoes in her pocket. There were seven or eight perfect httle tubers. Kennebec Journal. Ileix? you can Is Hpecially Attiactive. No. S. through del Sacramento across the beautiful bay that rivals that of Naples to the great city of Ban Francutco by the Golden oat. Land or the FIff, the Olive and the Vine. 8ht. DEPAETMENT WB8T BOUND TRAINS. No. 5, Kll-K- Scenic Route I 24, 1690. No. 2, 2.-0- ! OUR BOYS AND CHILDREN'S CLOTHING ton, Sold by ASHBYBROS.OGDEN. El i -- flCTrinrTrfllfin MervoueDebUlty. Abuses of the System. kUOl UllltilWWWth,..., Vitality. Confusion of Ideas. Aversion to Society. Loss of Enenxv. Premature Decllne.Varl 3 H resulting from the dmnniiiK effoeteof youthful COCle and ImpOtency You Inny be in the fln-- t ttagm. but remembtrthitt you aro trrors und ezoomea. ftud anpronohinr the last. Do not lot iclr-- prid or sham modesty deter you from lUluv to youi arcniztne a menu. Many u I riirtii una tuituruuy minti juuuk rvrnorso on on hl.i e to run and until taim endo red with trenius ha rf'rmitui ricked his Intellect, and deuth eaiinitxl its vicilia. For ruuiember, 'ProcrasUoa- tkralstnethlororume. aur treatment for th rlovodleae tbwt It will notonly We have eo arrunged aifnrd mmHaterelif, but permonentefira. Xtt::r.AritKlt, uv jiartinUe to forfeit S50O or every ea$eof private dlrtie that nr. u utetloke and fait to rute. All Inxev views and letters are sacredly confidential. Jlodlelno packed 4 as not to exclto ono personal curiosity, and sent by express If full descriptiVn nfcus itriven, but Send stamp for question list. ulervlew In all cases proferrod. ConilUition 9R LUCAS Private 0ISPENSARY. 6P Randolph St.. Chkago, KL t-e iri A |