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Show 3 TPUSTtE SALE. NOTICE OF trxi Cwut Lkt in th? M run. e.c;;c:r .m:. rf of f lb w&rfl I Live llo?L:iijrI-- t J J.i. ili 1 Ja rr :i n it u imj. tLat I ti ni l j a c:s-- i t y-- tt-- I TLr .i ir Uiaiht ff an 1 to j rvvrLt trvii--rLi f r a 1 t'.uw r L w ia 1 . alv(-m-- r.iit L-- tril Lve rvt-- u away. S iiif tb- - tf tiil !. fi-- f. o n vrtiti..u. r 1 frir-iid- qual-iticati- fr s h.-it- t ;iti-ii- dura-found- How He Got Off. One night Brown came home very late and found his wifd evidently prepared to administer a Candle lecture. Instead of going to bed he took a seat, and resting his elbows on his knees, seemed absorbed in grief, sighing heavily and uttering such exclamations as "Poor Smith, poor fellow!" Mrs. Brown, moved by curiosity, said sharply, "What's the matter with Smith?" "Ah," said B, "'n, "his wife is giving him fits just now." Mrs. Brown lei her husband off that time. Exchange. Bepr.iiea TTKh 9,000 Teoih. Many herbivorous reptiles of the meso-zoi- c penod had enormously long hind legs, on which they were able to wade far out into the deep water after sea weeds and other food. These sreatures were particularly extraordinary in point of their dental equipment, inasmuch as each of them had about 2,000 grinders to chew with, arranged in magazines of 500 each like cartridges. Interview in Washington Star. tiit 1W. Mr.:. ta'-- f. Ai-ft- a titi , llir-- e iu the b'jt l"i-ite- usii"y in the lea 4 ll.rre Laving pet 4 'ii-- l l (-- 1 i. !:;.-'.- l I el.- -' . . VI v -- ;.-( t i I i !- I u.i-- t.4 iwi. e " 4i .1" i f rt .kBJ- - ! ! .T. Urtr; V U. . . Hi j l . ... r. .4 w.T"- 1 il l I ..i . , ... iu.pi.v o.er f r-- Ira ia I C . i.lie-T- Ill JU-- i - W t t- - i: 1 - , . .. .......e-..rl i't .ki ot iur SA("HI;d HKIKT AC t iswr rlM tNUtl ) . I tj ouilttrfe.1 tJeu, l"Ck. .f iLe 111 h tfcr rx. A vt-- e j'.'t e .t!i !.. i r--- t. UK MY, Mtrr - Pi-une-si-Wlt- il . i I . Uitm-HTiiel- iltvtx Ij -- LiliLtS - Or - ..... - 't.w Js - bi. I iLi lerre t - i e eO,U- GEO. A. LOWE. Cream i:AZ c,.. ix ,.- - bt-!J- :?i.i. U.rfIU. A ,.,:! . t. ; - O .- 1 . . -- r.t, Xf'UH. JvmLB W. Mf 1m"..i. ii - ft ; ;.e y w - to i 4 lilB4'.ra.tV! J It ..v-i.3i tl4rt. it i KwiiJ iel uwaii. I rk mu ia rae d d.'Wn j :r- U i f nil were t ti.y two 1 . !. 1 V.3U ia Aia. iLiiy ia in Mexieo, lYt:!rl au 1 i; u 1.3V . lis j'i :.4 I i1t-- lllrt. l u t the fciliw (frir. m 1 J.lUe".' tLt -- . xe fc .;.;t if r? tx-:t- - t e.i lx.'i-.i- ., : ilwIiaiU LU.y ia -- tt p ri.e-- l tr w WaOhs, Le-- j 'ei. . itiioi. iuxi iMHK:ij'.ix. loikfafe, I u lioad vf t 1H..VM mi I I,i:;-.-eu..ie irur.TB . I- V- j Ca-tjs- . llliiiries, 1 Ihifklioai-d- j Tm bine Wheels. tbe tjUra-Ii.Is a Utoni.! exjriia-tiyu,v tr.d Jij &.;.m,l tt Nvm-.-wi.j i. of 4 mi ! dx .iled J.j t!.e it Wvull ILat that id lii ue ,.ti-- r t liMf fouiity , ii ..f ouif Mills. iJ .(!IT r"t;xXiOTt! ?!. ladir atxl W.ijrt Cmiutj - i blue. e.c-;-- i l Ii. in. IHHKH !.i.v Mfety alerje is of s.rk la.d iuip.jrtauc i.:,.o I Tin Ai Hiti''St. tll. thuruuh peteai Ki.sh ourw t j justify the AU Kt T. of a aL:an-t.- l C!!-- f j Di!( to. li!,H:.n flurei til iMK't: keej.;!., tXJ- - ! IT IS A WCMIRFlL EEVELY j Wa-- "" Jt- ItlC, MnuI ttil lur!ali;c ti f.r the h.rt lived ) !tjr.rr.'(. Hard- rtt.L fctxi fc!.,.rt Wid re tx.duvteJ eu!lli '2S. vr.kijeu o::e, with its unreliable faaieu-in.r- . iJ!..(l..I 121 U Iill-- t il IL.' , I '..IT ) h.i-- t j I u.ri-.!- f tiie:!..!. Fot: Cir!P4TUv. S.M kS:.ixti h, i:iv.ii !'H" -mlMl kti.l tieri ia r ..t..ui,i stad.e. I HVlNVt L, OK SlJ i j TLree-- f .Mirths of a mile of track wvrw (.UlvhywiuUihiJ B !. it ti- U- !!,iN, WdrV mU 111.1 -f Beside Ais ii Ul Utfiies ltWJll.L j th Lii.L fieoiei.t iif draw.e vm laid with theee tie on the Chicago. fl.luer iu yittmr it), au.J traV E'.ure. i'im ar Uugtt u ad th le Ujf 1 Of Uf Mll Milt pnxit I I'KICK il CENTS. Westenj and Indiana railroad iut'hi-ag- i . Aiw pup.Isinti u.uut-teudior.viv l .n.ijiiir iu ll tjunuMM- irf lr n.nwl. and the t.me elajeI isarbfd Wire, liUrk- inOitoUr. lUiktr ki. :,!( uil luii : od .lJ Sal ia prtiLt uiirayon, by ili llru'.st. butt. tiUt v!om, oiiCLil fc.:!:, saua k:.d 6f? Tl.oui.auil Las been nifnVieiit toive rvc.ltsof t.iuif itrtsl tu beniita;enller Vfrirt. XtUer smith Tim. Is. Etc. reliability. The ties were laid at a jjitt ui Apfiin.-tijiur- r tbeteuijU. lieo or rff or Iq ti e rm mi w whtre the Wlla-- t was liht gravel, an I belimciiiif. 01 ia imi BRINGS Wir.s Jephrtmenl hrr MHDICIN'i: CO., ti Uwlit Ia xruT-i- beeer. i.w gixeu in music, at.d in.ii,:x t.arp. the traftk- eiLty regular ; ranis iu one ui.iirtuatl. n J..lm A. h n. i .n) J S.a Frjcrii.i.i, CaLforr-.a- . . OCiUK.V ' il m,'.m, n.duJoi.u aiid Mie r.aiim tli Ifiutr, i j.ir.l, l I'TAH. direction racb. day, the 1 til uj.u engine tbe' Mi.i m ititlier. i inl StK itf (Mull in oii.in.r f:.i ja art, n;i!t..e. ,. weighing h" niilit ti4 fiu;i-A. K le, .r t.i bi jni!i.'s. with irtli, I.die Lieru f j. n;d tor tlmu-- i ! r Tlaiu .n.a.i.'r uole, U.1 e rer.il,fT in tie (uuds on e.u h pair of drivers. Dunng tVeWe aii.1 il.M.i d,.i!ri- - ia t.'i I oia .4 tin? I uilei fty. the tune that the tie Law dowri ! likeman-i ilFor farther jrtieuiars -i eacli. u. of !it- at.;,!x to Strf over o't.'j"") trains have jas-e-d ov-- them, tier aion-raiihtI aiu oilier ri.m- - Sujurior, t)g leu. Ui !1 I el . I'tai.. and the manager states that the cost of a..:r ewh. .i.euLi.!ri.f.i.f miJ tef al io' Leitt'iil of ull ir:.l f .r "sale at this maiutt nance ha.-- been so stu.iil as to u. . Iini l'ie on of itfli!eB - itHHiMMd tf!-iU1. .l..i;i anj ea. li ift in the CV!uu,eroii.l U:!;i-- . Lanlly worth taking into consider- luieret f lea per K.'lde.iiu likr iii tberaie. ation. New York Telegram. tiioiiu Ir.iui mi.ImIi iU if lyvnil uiilil "HJijI'b blxseiii A. !.. rij;!itH.'n huudreil u.l uiu.-- t to rijiiikii.d," say i eri tnt ttio thousiitiils vxlin l.axe leeu i isr.sl aid .rinii'.irv noT. by ti.e U'I Mie Too Kiirr. liv I iia ltt a foreran msile. eiecnli"! Ui comiiatv SoMid h)le, tfleliriited Oroti Kidnev Teu. Sold A well known vocal teacher of B.ston, eril t.v aaidOtf.ieu b it everx eacln.f Mild uot.ier. wh-isreputation brings him pupil from tern due aud (taxable oil or l fore ' bf Un-- l day Ix-rbuinio- -i niJ all over the country, relates that there of Aini. A. !., Cc(TAts done up like rievx ui.e Ami eaili of aid tirt t ttm once came to him a lady who announced twelve t).io'..N Sii xx) Lmaprv, nolea U iu iu trie aord. aud tiroiinsory that l to herself as a mu.-i- c teacher from another IiK lire, and of the Mhiwm Twenty fifth titrwt, rear IUhvJ Hutei. M Tflejilume IT.'!. city, ami declar-- d her intention of tak- tll oi. OoMN. l'tmli.Uerenilier6tli for On or the -i day of April. ing a course of lessons. She aski-- his Mountain Amiier, tuitileby the alue rereived. the itieo flay romariy. terms, and pronounced them satisfaciiromiMea to .ay John A. Iinle, or Sthelllias lirevjin,' eoiiijmtiy is the" beixt iu thoui-auaalile and dnllare. then went on to talk about the order, oni'u tory, b.erae in the market. lT S. eoid din at the 0deu M ile Hank of time of lessons. I tali. Willi interest at tbe rate of ten r "You see," bheexplaiued, "I have only n ut. per auii.im f mm date hereof, until paid, and after jiuk'iiient ; aud if uit be a limited time in Boston, and I must both liefon- fur institutwi the collect ion of lu note agree manage so as to get the whole twenty to pay teu per cent, attorney' fee. Ooms ('(.At f'tialPII. lessons into that." B Snluey sitexeua, l're. t, "How long are you to be here'" the John W. McWilli.inin. Sec'y. Other asked. And twelve .roiiiitior note lieine of the ; juit words. Hitereaainl teuor, that ir to "Three weeks," she replied. .VW. O..UI N. I'tah, ltwnilr . lessons A. in three weeks!" be I), "Twenty On ir liefore the tirM day of April. the CVden flay company, a exclaimed aghast. "How could that be for value John A. llole, or tiny cirMiration, prominent done?" iu L. order, tixe tiiiudred (rmn dollana, pajahliState Hank of Odden, "Oh." she responded easily, "I could S. void coin at theOitden I'tah. with intere-- t at the rate of ten percent, take two lessons some days." tier annum from date hereof, nntil paid, Until anil if auit be insti"Yes," the teacher answered, "or you before and after jinbriiieut, tuted fur the collection of thia note agree to might take the? whole twenty lessons one pay teu per cent. attorne' fee. IhiltKX t'l.AT ('OMPXt. after the other all at once. That would By Sidney Sietrttia. I'res't. only take about ten hours." John W. WcWilliams, Sec'y. The face of the lady brightened. And WiiEBKAS.Theaaid Ocden Clay company of trust thereby proinire. and iu the C T "no w I "Would you really he willing to give did W afonnid did in terms covenant and attree to and them tome that way?" she asked. "Then with the unlit John A. Hoyle, to well and truly the said promissory note hereinbefore depaxI could get home inside of ten days, and scribed, together with all interest, that Both the method and results when get my advertisement as your pupil niiirht become duo thereon, according to the ia taken; it ia pleasan tenor aud effect, and true intent and ineauiug Syrup of Figs printed before the end of vacation." An.1 of IlllllIlllIlIllllIlllllllllItllllllllllllllMIIIIllllIIIIIIllIIIllllMIIlIlllllIllllMllltllllltlllliiiiiiiiiiiHtituillUIII said proniihsorv notes. to the taste, and acts and refreshing the amusing part of the story is that the And Whereas, Said promissory notes have the on the interest nor ne of them. Kidneys, pently yet promptly woman could not be made to see the ab- not. nor has either on the same nor on either of them been paid as aud IJowels, cleanses the syssurdity of her suggestion. Boston Cour- promised and covenanted as aforoauid, nor Liver tem effectually, dispels colds, head otherwise, ier. fri-i- fufii--ieii- u n r. : t U..i. : lt err-:'- . tu'jc-titurio- u. j ! Ht-av- y ial. - 1 'i4l tir lV(i.NFHfMxi:,.! ; !;, k!C In, lu Ir im- tif L 1 1 . - at l.i,i ' ilnt U-e- u AnK-nc- .t r ' t.-- jr il-- k. iu-i- reitely - Will interest you if you are on the buy. niuety-fMieilv- l- Iu-k- 1 d Ur-des-- Garden Tools and Handles fol-lo- !.ll, A. - OU - I'ailily' Ids or a Microbe. Two sons of the Emerald Lsle sat in the depot the other day, miming from one current topic of discussion to another. They finally reached the subject of the great prevalence of sickness. "Are'n't yes afraid of typhide fever?" said Denis. "Yis, I am," replied Pat. "Pat?" "Yes, Dinny." "What are thase microbys and germs the docthers are talking about?" "Waal, I'll tell yez my idee, Dinny. Them germs and microbys are paculiar things. Flannigan was tellin' me about them. He sez they reside in the wather. He was fishing Monday, and he pulled up his line, begob, and found a microbe on it. He eez it luked like a bullhead, but it had a paculiar face. He sez he threw it back afther he got over being scart. Me own opinion is, Dinny, that microbes are a paculiar kind of fish." "Begob, I giiess ye're roight, Pat. There's a good dale of sickness ." "Yes," replied Pat, "there's a good dale, Dinny. There do be well paple complainin'." Albany Argus. Ami V heheas. Default hns been made by said Osden flay company in payment of all and every of said promissory notes and of the interest accrued on all and every of them and the principal of the same and of every ofA.thein 1M1. I).. dn on said llrst day of April, And Whkkkah. It is provided and covenanted and agreed in said deed of trust in effect that if default, should be made in the payment of said promissory notes or either of them, on the day when the same became due ; or of the inter--, est that miftht accrue thereon, or any part thereof, for :iU days after said interest becomes due, or in case of the breach of any of the covenants contained in said deed then the holder of said notes, or either of them may declare the w hole sum of principal and interest due and payable immediately ; and said deed should remain in force, and the said party of the second part, the said Henry . Hini'low, or his survivor or successor in said trust, should proceed to sell said above described property, or any part thereof, at public vendue to the highest bidder ir for cash leither of the partius to said deed at. liliertv to become purchaser at said sale) at the county court house yard of said Weber County, nn llrst (jiving public notice of the time, terms and place of said sale, and the description of the property to be sold, by in some newspaper, printed in the English language and published in said Weber County, at least twenty days before said sale, and that upon Buch sale the said party of the second part, the said Henry C. Bigelow, or his survivor or successor in said trust as the case may be, shall execute and deliver to the purchaser thereof a deed of said premises (a recital wherein of the rexmest of the bolder of said notes, that they or ho should proceed to sell on the giving of said notice by him or his said survivor or successor, shall be received in all courts of law or enuity, and be to all intents and purposes as full and sufficient proof thereof) and shall receive the proceeds of such sale, out of which he or his survivor or successor shall first pay the expenses of said trust, including $1,800 dollars or such leessumas maybereas nable for attorney's and counsel fees aud $200 dollars as compensation to said trustee, or his said survivor or successor, for his or their services; second to pay the amount remaining unpaid for principal and interest, calculating interest up to the day of sale; third, in the event of there being a surplus cf such proceeds after satisfying the terms of said trust, then to pay such surplus to the party of the first part, its legal representatives or assigns; fourth, in case of a deficiency of such proeeeds to state an account, credit the amount paid on said notes and certify the amount of the deficiency ; And Whkreas, The whole amount and sum of the said several promissory notes is now due and unpaid and amounts to the sum of eighteen thousand dollars, principal and the accrued interest to this seventh day of April, A. I).. is the sum of seven hundred and fifty dollars And Whereas, The said John A. Boyle, the said party of the third part and holder of said notes has directed the undersigned. Henry ('. Bigelow, as such truetee as aforesaid, to proceed to sell the premises described in said deed of trust, in accordance with the power therein Often the Trouble. The variety of shoes which claim to follow the natural shape of the foot is almost as large as those that do not. Some of these shoes are so absurdly aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation permanently. For sale in 50c and hottlcsby all druggist CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. sam mscisco. cau - I ! Talks Money J AND HERE IS YOUR CHANCE. If f Health is YORK. K.t. Wealth! I WE MAK THE PBICES'j f Kept I led Seventy Feet In Length. What the mammals are in the scale of creation today the reptiles were in the mesozoic epoch. They swam the seas, cliinbed trees and were most phenomenal Some of them even flew. jumpers. While some were herbivorous, living upon plants, others were carnivorous, preserving existence by devouring their vegetable eating cousins. The vegetarian reptiles were enormous beasts, often as much as seventy feet in length. They afforded food for the carnivorous reptiles, which were smaller than the herbivorous kind, just as lions and tigers nowadays are smaller than oxen. Though bigger, the vegetarian creatures usually had no armor nor weapons to defend themselves with. Their most powerful defence, was a kick, which, de- granted. Now Therefore. In consideration of the livered with a hind leg fifteen feet in premises and of the power conferred in said I, given that length, was assuredly not by any means deedof trust, notice is herebyaforesaid fc r t le C. Bigelow. the trustee to be despised. Professor Cope in Wash- Henry and for the purposes objects of said trust, and ipy ington Star. purpose of thepayment pf the sums of mo the t'ncleanllnegft ENJOYS I0MSVIUS. KY. That Please all Excepting- our Competitors. Db. E. C. West's Nervk and Braik Treatment, a guaranteed sjiecific for Hysteria, Dizziness, Convulsions, rits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by the nse of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental Depression, Softeninir of the Brain resulting in insanity and leading to misery, decay aua death, Premat ure Old Are, Barrenness, Loss of Power in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Spermatorrhoea caused by over exertion of the or Each box brain, contains one month's treatment. $1.00 a box, or six boxes for $5.00, sent by mail prepaid 00 receipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES To core any case. With each order received by ns for six boxes, accompanied with $5.00, we will send the purchaser ur written guarantee to refund the money if the treatment does not effect a cure. Guarantees issued only by H. A Walker, Druggist Sale AgU. 371 Twenty-foart3t.. Ogdeu. Utah self-abu- fifty-on- u fifty-tw- fifty-thre- 1 I I I New Map W. L. DOUGLAS e f Syrup and Sew Maple Sugar j 1 I I Oranges all kinds, at inside figures. Radishes, Lettuce, Rhubarb, Asparagus, New Potatoes, New Beets, New Turnips and New Onions received daily-PromDelivery. Jt pt Co., BKUNSWICK! I Finest COME AND SEE US. I. G. Proudfit & Co., beefl-ciar- y - -J.-- K-e-e' TILE o f Salt Fish at a Bargain. Try Our White Soap, 20 bars for $1.00. fifty-fou- o f - JUST RECEIVED. i fifty-on- Three Cans Sardines, 25 cents. One Can of Strawberries, 15 centsOne Can of Pine Apple, 15 cents. One Can Pumpkin, 15 cents. Best String Beans, 10 cents. Quaker Oats per package, 15 centsTwo packages Tea, 25 cents. Best Canned Peas, 10 cents- - I I I b W.H. Wright &Sons o, 1 yox&oyyx hereinbefore set out, will, on Thursi ay, thirtieth day of April, A. IJ.. eighteen nn lred and ninety-on- e at eleven o'clock in the 'ore loon and other special- O 21 111I of that day, Bt the county court hot.! yard ties for Gentlemen, bem mm Ladles, etc., are warWeber of County, Utah Territory,r the h am a .root, ing on the north side of Twenty-fouranted, and so stamped on bottom. Address ave Adams between Washington avenue and W.L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. Sold by nue, in OgdmOit y, Weber County. Utah Territory, offer for sale and sell at public vendue all the following described lots, pieces and parcehs of land, lying and being situate in Ogden City, Weber County, Utah Territory, namely; all of 2355 WASHINGTON AVE. block forty-et(40), in University Place Addition to said city, according to the official and Place said of or University recorded map plat Addition in the office of the county recorder of e in said Weber County ; also all of block said University Place addition ; except the lots r e fifty-twand fifty, thereof, according to said map or plat ; also lota twenty-eigh- t (281. twenty-nin- e (2ii), thirty CM), in block (31) and thirty-tw(:)), thirtv-onBilliard Hall in Utah. (52) of said University Place addition, according to said map or plat, with the ma-on situate trade in fixtures, and chinery place Up Sttvirs Over Maclen's. said premises anil heretofore used by the party of the first part in said deed, the Ogden Clay Company, in its business of brick making; also have the largest Hall in Ogden and rise two kilns of building brick, estimated as con- theWeBrunswick Tables exclustaining one hundred and fifty thousand (150,000) ively. brick, to the highest bidder for cash, and that deed trust to said the either of the said parties shall be at libert y to become the purchaser at said snle, and that said property will be sold en masse or in such parcels or subdivisions as will best suit the financial condition and convenience of purchasers; due regard being had to tbe iuterests of the said Ogden Clay comimny and of the said John A. Boyle, the said in said trust deed and of tlra exercise by s SPECIALTY. J. F. BUBTOS, MAjtAGEE, di-e- broad at the toes that they give an impression that they were designed for a hoofed beast; others are ventilated in the sole. But, in spite of all these original and expensive patented devices, the fact remains that as many people escape all afflictions of the feet who wear ordinThe Point of a Boarhound. The boarhound is, like many other arily well shaped, hand sewn shoes as dogs, of high temper and courage, but those who adopt eccentric shoes. It ia quiet when its natural game is out of evident that there is some other trouble besides the shape of the shoe that is at view. It id obedient enough when but has unflinching courage, work. New York Tribune. aud when attacked does not know when Reaannable. it is beaten. It is not a dog to keep in Father My dear girl, the last gown town. English Mechanic. you got was only eighty dollars, but this Not a Warning. one is ninety dollars. Is this worth ten "Your ti ne is up," remarked the con- dollars more than the other? tractor to the sexton, having just finDaughter Certainly, father. Just ished fitting the church steeple with a think how much later it is. Cloak brand new clock, American Grocer. ' ieft'.ulb ;-n . : i eT-,- . j..-- v. . r Lai il Tea. I. i,j t. a Vlt.l Lave j All Wit tli.s IlirTe illy Liijiiug ti?y U;:li. er s I iu:;.roveiuent-- s N'e J 1 i ii- -- i S.utU Lave iJvrd the lrblt-iluciii cp in thx-i- r warj-r- i It - 1 U.j airs if tru-r?- , wLiib rublr-- iw-ito j.ut on a frnsh jdir tij.ruui;, u..n au J uiLt Now, my frit-ii'auj mj.l.y-n .! ruy braiu jowrr aoJ buiiir very nearly liikly 1 they J j not attribute to tlirin a very high eiohanralilu Ci.h value. The iiui.rtant thiu;. tberefure. Hid to le to Uiiov-- r a way f umk-in- , utie ji.ir .f tr.'U?er lu- -t Uuya without ba'iu. Fortunately, I lisve a jirai tic.xl kiiivl-e-i,i- e of met lianics, arij am .f hu inventive turn of luind. I have pjrit the savcar ings if all my iut life ia cuitjjt-rtiiotirs a l.i Ktvly, and flying nitlini-- s which Very nearly in flying. My nwvity t hel a new iuveutiou. I went one of the nrnt skillful and artistic tailors on the iSoWery and toM liiiu what I wanted, and at the sain a t time warned linn tliat 1 had a on my idej;. My idea was toet home of the cement which enabh-- s a broken plate ti Mipiiort a ton of cobble stones and a hect of the genuine, t,u fashioned grow uch atlm old fashioned (;uni ahoea were made of and jnfte back of the kin "an oblong jiiece, wide jijh and loiin enough to cover all that j.art of the troupers which generally bag!. The tailor entered into He orTerol to my idea enthusiastically. buy the patent outright for twenty dollars, and to give me a royalty of five cents a pair on the first hundred pairs which should be sobL I refused hid offer, and am "holdintf for a rise." He thought that if a little plasticity wan a (jkm1 thing a great deal more I think he must have would Ite pasted inside those trousers the soles of his grandmother's gum shoes. The first time I went out with those trousers on strangers accosted me, and fcaid they should not have known that I had no legs from my walk if they had not been informed that I was a Graud Army man and had had both legs shot off at the battle of Antiebtm. The cause of their delusion was that art I lifted each f.iot from the ground the leg from the knee suddenly snapped forward. On the way home from business I went into the M. A. C. gymnasium. I had no time to put on my gymiiiinium tights, and contented myself with taking off coat, vest, collar and cuffs. I started in for a run. My friends ami the director thought 1 showed poor judgment in starting at uch a pace. Some of the cr;ick runners wera on the track, and at the outset I almost equaled their fastest spurts. But, great Scott, how they were when I spurted I They said I got around the track at such a rate of speed that I was only visible as a continuous curve, diabolic rather than parabolic. I felt that if I ran my fastest again I should need a pedometer with an air brake attachment. The swift way in which my feet glidei? forward and the extent of their reach were especially admired. A crack oarsman's "recovery," they said, was nothing in comparison. I jumped the high jump. In fact, if I stooped down suddenly, I felt obliged to jump up straight into the air several feet. I broke the records and left the pieces far behind me in "high" and "broad" jumping, I smashed the lifting machine, and in short did astonishing feats in all that grade of work where the action of the knees comes into play. I was heralded far and wide as a new and marvelous sprinter and jumper. And, best of all, my trousers now never bag. They keep their virgin form as long as they hold together. 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