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Show THE Page Six m 'ni -- TIMES-NEWS- Thursday, December 4, 1941 NEPHI. UTAH . Kabbits and Budget int. f JMts are becoming' an impor-tefactor in Australia's national wr economy. The United States nt THE SUNNY SID E OF LIFE . THE TWITCHELLS There is trouble In the home of the Elmer Twitchells. Ceiling trouble. III SjjSjjSbSl FEW DAVS AFTER THE oToRV ABOUT STiNSE AND SILK" WAS RUN IN " THE El LL&OAR D ", HAL C'AME TO HVRA'S DRESSING- - TENT J""' M . HOME. "WE'LL Soon INTER. CPUARTERS SO vje've 'lit TV V PLANNING WW LET'S - Mky"'"" CEREMONyP "P , M BeATV 'ift f ADSl"? HAVE THE WM PERFORMED M THE: CENTER NVfTH RM3r OF THE ALL THE TROUPERS AS GUESTS IN THE "''RESERVES" ' WHAT KXJ WV Elmer is establishing ceilings. that there haven't been ceilings in the Twitcheli residence. The issue just now is a different kind of ceiling. The Washington kind. The prevailing type. INTO JEFF ON THE. LOT FEW MINUTES LATER HAL RPM - -- - -- - HAVE BEEN "V. 'ga TALKING OVER OUR MARRIAGE- - ' VIE WANT T To TAKE PLACE AT PVSEMINOLA BEACH RSHT AFTePUJ THE LAST 7 I BOSS, NVRA AM' fee GREATYi THAT VWlLL ( ") V,W jj fc Practicing Physicians There are approximately 155,000 practicing physicians in the United States. Nt By ED WHEELAN A W XfHLPhillipr Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP rab-b- it taking so many Australian of manufacture the skins for is military felt hats that Australia exdollar comfortable a up building change credit. I LISTEN TO BAUKHAGE Nat'l Farm&Home Hour Th3 HAL AND VOU'RE THE MAN I M JUST FOR - A '.SPECIAL DEUVERV LOOKING- - 10.30 each morning, Monday through Friday .kg: KUTA, Salt Lake at 570 KC and Blue Network Stations other NBC trying to put a ceiling Twitchell's hats, for instance. (We heard that crack about them being funny enough as is.) He wants the ceiling established at two hats per season, a drop of about eight. And he thinks there should be a price ceiling too; somewhere around $3.50. Elmer is on Mrs. By RUBE GOLDBERG LALA PALOOZA Fair Exchange VP OFFICER, LALA ACTiT' TV-- J M HA, HA, HO.HO 'f MAyrp tuat'tup K PALOOZA'S JEWELRY , . . LET ME THINK KICKIN' AROUND SOMEWHERE IN THIS JUNK! MY ) I nnn - LI AinrY TIARA FROM JUNK I SAW THE RUSSIAN TONY'S KID WEARIN -) CROWN T' SCHOOL A YESTERDAYU A U IBtkCIQI , I I I Flook f s-- VVT0KWD A LOLLYPOPi . v "A HERE'S A LOLLYPOP-NO- W 1 G1VM-rLiM:A- HERE'S SOME MONEY MY CHILD -- BUY A Elmer is for a fur coat ceiling, too, but the crisis hasn't arisen this season, because Mrs. Twitcheli got a new coat last winter. She got it wholesale at above twice what it would have cost elsewhere. THOUSAND LOLLYPOPS. , And he thinks there should be a ceiling on all the wife's expenditures. "I told her last night that there must be a ceiling on bridge losses," said Elmer today. "Every time she goes to one of them Tuesday Ladies Bridge parties she loses emergency money on a level. Maybe the best way to solve this would be to put a ceiling on her bids." Square Divisions triangular division consists of three infantry regiments, two regiments of supporting artillery, one battalion each of engineer, medical and quartermaster troops, and a company of signal corps men. Its total war strength is about 12,500. The square division is composed of two regiments, and a brigade of three regiments of supporting artillery. It has one regiment of en- Triangular, A gineer, quartermaster and medical troops, and smaller units of ordnance strength totals about 18,500 men. pre-defen- It rr mimmii S'MATTER POP isiniai' nMBaiiaasia"VMiM He wants a ceiling on the wife's contributions to causes, also. "I am all for being charitable and fair," he explained, "and my heart is no mustard seed when it comes to reacting to the worthy appeals of today, and there has gotta be some limit The old lady just subscribes to everything. Last week she put me down for $10 to the American Fund to Save Icelanders From American Army Slang. She ain't got no judgment. I've imposed a ceiling. Everything she subscribes above $4 a week is void." By C. M. PAYNE Merely Interrupted YE5, THIS. w - Frank Jay Markey Syndlcato, Inc as irnsiaiai 12 n c.i i ni . MESCAL IKE The Rains Came b, s. l. huntley IlLp'' If' COLON ClTACTD -TO PLEASE I I i FT NOT AT "LL ' R. Roelofs Jr. says he knows a man who is so rich he can afford to take the ladies for cocktails and dinner in the ladies' dining room at a man's club. John Cudahy says that Hitler looked to him like a man with a malignant disease. He's a victim of geographical indigestion, hardening of the head and retarded mustache. By J. MILLAR WATT " I "What did she say?" we asked. "What didn't she say!" exclaimed Elmer. "Did you explain inflation to her?" "No." "Why not?" "I don't even understand It myself," concluded Elmer. s 1 '' POP And There's Nothing to Preparing It B "Me and the wife ain't speaking just now," confessed Mr. TwitchelL "Yeah, it's more ceiling trouble. Pin money ceiling. I used to give her $10 a week, but this is a time of crisis. The future is uncertain. Nobody can tell what may happen next in this world war. So I told her the new ceiling on pin money would be $7.50." 1 I 'uim K 1 '5 A "What Mr. Lewis fears T Is that he We would lose face." News Item. can think of no face which could stand it better. HOTELS tn RKNO. NEVADA slop at the HOTEL GOLDEN Kenn's largest and must popular hotel. When OFFICE EQUIPMENT AND USED desks and chairs, files, typewriters, addinfr mch's. sares, S. I.. DESK EX.. 3.5 W. Hroadwar. Salt l.ak NEW n. VUISII SCHOOL OP BEAUTY CULTURE Lamest in the West. 18 years sucModern, thorough, pracoperation. tical Enroll anytime. Write for catalogue. 83S South Main Salt Lake City. Utah .,;-- cessful By Mail Only . . . Watches repaired $3.50 or less. Returned C.O.D. servi?e. CRUSERUWstJ-lWATER SOFTENERS Water made soft as melted snow A RAINIER WATER SOFTENKH. State. Clinrer Supply Co., S I. C. DEALER FRANCHISES AVAILABLE Hardest WITH S03 tt GLASS Mirrors The Journal of the American Medical Association reports tnat experi- I -D- I uu M SPORTING uKJ Uffi u l! Ir M 3 i ! ments at Harvard provt that women suffer from cold and btat more than men because they rto not dress as warmly. This mr.ices the opinion unanimous and presumably official C. P. Yaglou and Anne Messer who conducted me experiments had a group of rim sit In an room 'Ja men's trousers and then change to women's lingerie Then they hi.d women go through a similar test. Nothing can convince us that the whole thing wasn't arranged by a couple of Yale men. In Its new tax proposals, may subscribe to the notion that It is impossible to get blood from a stone. But it thinks the idea is good. Washington, feT pgr? V .rf i 1 cluyas J -" VTi. 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