THE PACE SIX TIMES-NEW- Thursday, Slay 10. 1931 NEPIII. UTAH S. Along the Concrete JdT ; wk. Humorous Sally Sez Our Pet Peeve sgr ? Same to have to weKON Tj f BECAN EARLY little boy, returning- home after Sunday school class, gazed tor a time at Ms baby brother. Just 000 month old. 'Aluunny,H he said, "when will baby begin to talk?" "I e.xjjct It will be a year or more before be can aay anything,' was the discouraging reply. "Why, Mummy," aald the boy In a very disappointed tone, "Job cursed the day he was born I" Stray Stories. A jI fslka 8aiUaaliMna-iiri- " "Darling," he Inquired Id the confident tone of one who knows what the answer will be, "why didn't you accept that little donkey, Jones?" 'Iiecause, she answered, dreamily, loved another." THE FEATHERHEADS SArll ITS vERY COLO IM vOULO .T BS "Well," Dumb, Mayba makes you think he was an In crime?" asked the chlet replied the cop, "there was station on one corner, a Possible, HAVE" on another and a popular beauty parlor In the block, and yet he goes and robs a dinky gents furnishing store." Cincinnati Enquirer. speak-eas- -- a mi?. HERE- IT TS QUITE MAI'BE HOT -- THERMOMETER. And THAM "THAT be convinced RUfHT WERMOMETC MUST BE BROW -THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT TdU ARB r 11-. Kr-M- ST A -V . S 1 I n s lF B m J-- P a 1 1 T PRJ I "asr 1 i oaf a - ivia.111 Wast 85 trr. I V OUT OP . WHY I IM A DWELL W HOT HOUSE IM HER-- t AT 1 I or 90 1 I it im. lw pcopl HOME INDUSTRY taa rar, aaa Bprinc la tha beat far It alway krlar Hop ana (M Owr. Dollars spent for Intermaantala Mad Goads ara Hptinc Dollars, for tbey always ratara U as, tm help as baila R'allty waars Goods Hop was befors, a lot's all aado la tha Wast and auk every daj a Bprlnf Dar. kr Mr. Idaka Falls. Ma. EUlrrd Braithwalte, Beaatlfal Modera Now BEAVER DAM HOTEL ATMOSPHERE THIS ROOM? 1 THIS WEL- L- J"UST TAKF A LOOK AT THE SO A CHILL comfortable - frfORE- SbU HAVE ana lull af U THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY gprtnr la km acala la all aw lorr. of A Hot Argument I'LL SAY I HAVE WHY IT CAN'T BS - SEEMS LKE kPAt kiaine-w- rATBOMZB Br OUxiraa HUH? WrOf e&T-fiH- Plain An4 & it they were bllsafully discussing the a filling wh alwayi Tk a an tIm, czerru, keep la trim, wrktr "MinUI" Another? "What amateur aGW 7J1 HOME AND 6Q She bad Just accepted him, and "I 5n - an th Arizona Strip. Half War to Loo Anselca r No. SI 3i Miles Beyond St. Gearc HOTEL. CABINS AND CAFI Reasonable Rates Prohibition Repealed In Arizona hs LARGE IF At 400 Utah Oil Refining St Service Stations in Utah and Idaho FINNEY OF THE FORCE Ter. I know ? show BE ON A .DIET? try Some, VE1 OlDM'T Yer, list; fHERE mrs. smoop him BilT IT AIN'T ON ME DiET "CATERPILLAR" TRACTORS haTO aereral rood nsed "Caterpillar" Tractors on which desirable deals can Se oar salesmen la bo made. A Real Sacrifice un huh ? vez. NO.TriANK You t ViOULD LIKE "Do you think a man should divide his earnings with his wife?" "Yes If Bhe don't get It all first.1 Br Tea Olaotdlia IT is ?XT tT FROM ' . PR.ClARK, W AN' c SPBClAlERIsrilK THE PO WHUT ta. miss oP Y2 ALL TH HE MADE 7 RVE; VJHY-- TH' pfpf PoLLARS HE. W Sj Tremonton or Bait Lake City. & Equipment Co. 13 West Sooth Temple St. Salt Lake City. Utah Landes Tractor CHARGED ME Utah High School of Beauty Culture 121 80. Main St.. Salt Laks City Tin Builj Ciltiii Froftssioa bows it Deirusnt Yoa can now learn a profession that will make yoa independent for the rest af year days. S15 per month only for the complet of six months. Phons or writ for oar catalogue. LIST Easily Explained Judge How can you be so mean as to swindle people who put confidence In you? Prisoner Well, your honor, they are the only ones that you can swindle. Blarney Lady Motorist But really It wasn't iny fault I put out my hand. Gallant Irishman Sure, me darlln', 'tis your hand that's so small I didn't see It at all. London Dally Telegraph. Poor Credential Iiurja Say, I was a fool to tell that dentist that you sent me to him. ASK W HAIR OIL BOBBY THATCHER-T- he I y- - . . Man-Hu- 1111 camY BS EVSWWHERS IF YOU'LL. AT OWCS QUIST OOWH AND TELL ME ABOUT XT' FROM FIRST TO 7 LAST WBLU GET SOMEFHACS By GEORGE STORM nt . I II That.. IHIIl1 I n 1 ' I I M you some calls PRETTY HARD I TOOK aiuV J lN i . I THE HOTEL.! OF COUKbt THE PROFESSOR LEFT TOWI4 BUT M6BBE WE CAM FIND OUT WHICH PUTS A NEW FACE I A HB IT! .... . 1 penrssoKHEARD aiEChSD OUT"" phttiBONE ST1RR1M' AROUND IM HIS VAAMT MB AWHILB AGO-.- . TO CAUb nim- -- j HIA ROOM C ' H'S 0I Li 1 iti SUFFERS WHEN YOU GET STALE CHICKS FRESH-HATCHEchicks for Bar only best results. Overnight service to all points in the In te mounts in West. Phone, write, or wire for prico list and literature. AH leading; varieties. 0. S and pullets and turkey poults. Hatches dally. Distributors for the best in brooders, feeders, and other poultry supplies. BAMSHAW HATCHERIES Compliance Certificate No. Bit State. 8. L. C. Ut.. Ph. Mar. 474 S4S r Compliance Certificate No. 1204 So. 7th East. Ptoto. Ut.. Ph. 613W who Bklpped from home. Jumped Into marriage and lived hop-pll-y ever after? SAN $g JLi&RANCISCO tm I Mil kan- garoos "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" oh: peaii tie:: 1 Aioy3io3 PJ MsxiNi5; Y Go waws up THeR'y j to fit BURGLAR A Different Kind Hooss - i'u. London child (on her first view of a rainbow) advertising? 1 3687 So. Ferry's Seeds are sold only In fresh dated packages. When yon buy Ferry's Seeds you are sure of the finest quality available. Adv. The Only Way hear about the two PEttDUCT TIMPANOGOS HATCHERY you'll want a den In our new house? Mr. Jewsmlth I'd like one but I lead such a dog's life I guess I'll have to be content with a kennel. Did you At I fii 1 YOlR POCKETBOOK rS-- Mora Appropriate Jewsmlth I suppose INTERMOUNTAIN AN Fool what do you Slncepaw mean? Iiurja Well, he Just made me pay cash In advance. Mrs. YOUB DRUGGIST POR what is it, 4 A TH6 BOR5tAft fAna I r. ? Well, That's Settled! ck: I TELL foO THERE ISKT with Me: 1 fceo- VOO'RC Coo coo? Downstair." WAKC Frcn Ogci and Salt Uki City -- !OWrJTAR Y WGHT, LADyJ eoasLAa "Vim J a M upstar.s!J l XOWWTAjfi London Tatler, LOS ANGELES . . . $19.87 (via Saa Francisco) These are examples of oiu low one way fares to California, good in coaches and reclining chair cars on our fastest trains. Fares good in Pullman cars are very low, too. Soashcm Pacific n t tljf II S'MATTER POP :- tf - , Ip-V-- .-. v - Al. , . 3 1 cWfeftia "wu tik,i w.g By C. M. PAYNE A Dry Wash 11 i . 1 See your local Railroad agent or write D. R. Owen, General Agent 41 So. Main wat Mow Com Te. J f cMtA x- r For Further Information St, Salt Lake City. UL - $3 fC till wnk nM Paid p" for the bent article on "Kh should use Intermonntain made (Jooda" Similar to above. Send rour story in pm.e or verse to Products Column. P. I) Doi 1555. Salt Lake City. If roar lory appears In this ft column yoa will re- - TS "S I II 1 -. ceive check for n Week No. 341S W.N.I. rrJJ SMI Lake CHy .