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I'll made speeches to Vi nii'li who sat aii together, and then thc&c 12 men were put in a dark room ( be developed." Montreal Star. She Hliut off the gramophone and turned excitedly to her father. "lsnl," she exclaimed, "that U the latext kind of Jazz record. Iid you ever hear H n t J'inu go wonderful?" Father, who hud heen trying to read his evening paper, grunted. "Nil," he replied wearily. "1 can"t say I have, although 1 once heard a collision between a wagon load of tilled enipty cans and a farm-car- t with ducks." Montreal Star. THE FEATHERHEADS I By Oiboro. C SEE HERE - TO RAISE 5 1 UH j WoZ W- 1 HUH V I 1 SO Vou'RE NOT ) J yOLl THINK. VWJMEM SHOULD THEl WELL CF IT fT I G&T A MAW'S 7U6HT -- U J J ,M THIS J 71 From Hand to Hand 1 ulUV 7 ARP P GC"N5 TO SUPPOSE 1 T.O U ) WHEW COMS MEN'S WAGES. T- yoiJ.rV w.LLGET womeN - I Tl WILL TIME InEXT rT7 - SATURDAY NLSjJ j I J A MOUSE WISDOM Cava Him the Work The new olllce boy had been Instructed how to answer callers. 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