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Show Thursday, November 16. THE 193.1 NEW TIMES-NEW- 1 I'TAU 1. PAGE THREE World's Largest Vineyard Is Busy These Days Scenes and Persons in the Current Nevs ft Jut !iat vih.il mii.i.s.-a- :! in t!i 1 I rtul i.iint!ir:e I t J Hi u llal ' J "(7U, liiUi. il ly j i.n.. i ri-a- the liut i:ns. t.r in ' v 1 r r'-- ., ( U ( lli'.ir. !)Ut I H j.ia i iff V. V i it. l X Vl ii' .'i V muff. :.! h at), nit J reading The other day a fellow !iaii.l o .. e .) f 1 U t B. ' - , s - J n.e these "Ctntldentlal Letli that aru ent out from Wait h I n k t o n. '1'hty call it cuntUleiitial for Its J jst meant for those that can ii .id. Its called "I'rlvate" for thero ar only a couiilo of lliuiisand dtlfi rnt ones In this Toiitldi ntial in Lettei ltaiket." liut they do mighty ;ood wtlli tin, and you would ue at the amount of fW!oB who whisper to you, '"Now 1 got this straight, it come to ni from a letter. There Is only 11 of 'm sent out and mine a.i marked number one. These people that sent this letter say they are friends of the President's, they are relatives of Mrs. Roosevelt, they raised Hugh Johnson who runs the N R. A. and listen, they know the Brain Trust. They knew em when they was Just professors, wasent called a trust, anl wasent noted for brains. So what they are telling you is the real lowdown, but dont breathe It to a Mir-lirist- lh In iint;c!piitiiiii of iroli;i)it;on repeal the largest vineyard In the world, at (Juastl, f'allf.. lias ceue of great activity. It Is more than 0,000 acres In extent and this year's crop is 24,000 tons of crapes. Airliner Needs Neither Wheels Nor Pontoons conli-lenti- I W'uHliiiiKton firemen at their annual task of washing the suiiimer's grime off tlie National Capitol. 2 Wisconsin Klate police In armored motorcycles escorting truckloads of milk during the farmers' strike. 3 New est members of the NUA advisory board; left to rijjlit : It. K. Flanders, president of Jones and I.amson Machine company; (ien. R. K. Wood, presldeut of Sears, Roebuck St Co.; Cluy Williams of the Reynolds Tobacco company ami 1'ierre lu Pont of Iu Pont de Nemours 4 Co. West Virginia Has Lots of Apples This Year I soul." Now here is what they said in this week's Letter, "The time has come to speak the truth." I don't know what they been doing all this time. Just lying, I reckon. But anyhow this letter is going to be on the level. "As we said before earlier in the Letter, the time has come to tell the truth. We bate to do it but :ts bo. The Republican Party are secretly talking of entering politics again. There is talk right here in Washington under our own noses, that I hey are going to revive the Republican Party, and here Is something you wouldent get If you dident subscribe to our Letter. The old Populist Party is coming back. "The above of course comes under of politics. Now what the This new type of amphibian airliner has been accepted by the Pan American Airways and six have been can heading we tell you this week about be will the fastest ordered from the Falrchild company. The plane, carrying eight passengers and two pilots, money? Well we are off the gold of Its type In the world, being capable of a speed of ISO miles per hour. It will be able to land In an emer standard. Yes sir, we are off the gold gency without wheels or pontoons. standard. Some of our agents got it straight. We are off the gold. Now that brings us to effect. What effect NEW CHAMPION will that have? Well its generally whispered around here among us that are in on the know, that since we are off the gold, we may go still further off, out we cant tell you Ii"? Sri further till we receive 12 more subscriptions. (Paid up mind you.) "Now that that settles our political and monetary system, that brings us down to Farm Relief. Well we can confidentially tell you that Farm Relief is a problem. Course this Is confidential, but Farm Relief is a problem. Now that settles politics, money, and Farm. Relief. Taxes, we have some confidential word for you on taxes. We have It on the best of our information that taxes will be relieved, but not until after your death. "Industry. Industry has shown a slight gain since we wrote you last week, but the expense of keeping tab on whether it made a gain has overshadowed the amount of actual gain. "Labor. We can confidentially report to our clients that Labor Is not 4 ' laboring. As to the cause of labor not laboring, its 9 mw. m The yield of the orchards about Inwood, W. Va., are shown here In a great heap of apples that Is five feet deep and eight miles long. By count there are 150,000 bushels of apples In the pile, and the canneries ar busy at the Job of converting the great crop Into myriad tins of apple products. HEIRESS FOILED Planning to Help the Stranded Gets First Wheat Reduction Check w, ssZs ,, now-muc- X;Vj P i 1 generally ru- OJWOUUM'ri mored 7 r Pirns it-li- source ra These two gentlemen, Dr. M. L. Wilson (left), and Clarence E. Pick-t- t, In charge" of the expenditure of $25,000,000 made available through the public works bill for the purpose of helping stranded agricultural. Industrial and mining populations. Doctor Wilson is director of the subsistence homestead division of the Interior department, and Mr. Pickett Is chief of the section of stranded Industrial and mining groups. Although the sum available Is far short of the three billion requested by stranded groups, these men are directing experiments which will result In establishment of community groups In the states of Washington, Montana, Tennessee, Alabama, Arizona, Colorado, Oklahoma, California, Missouri, Florida, North Carolina and a number of eastern states. formation, that labor is not la- boring because labor hasent got a job. "The Weather. are Wisconsin Farm Strike Leaders of in Hf WAS SMART TO LOOK AT KM THIN around here among our fO V j tee. y The Weather here In WashVInce Dundee, Baltimore veteran, ington has been won the middleweight title from yes, and no. "The N.R.A. The N.R.A. occuple Lou Broulllard In a bout the same building it did. at Boston. "The R. F. C. We will have someto report to you In our next HOME LOAN BANK HEAD thing week's letter. Now remember, subscribe to Jim Jasbos Confidential Letter. It you take our Letter you will be the life and envy of the Party. You will have all the dope at your finger prints (I mean tips, finger tips) for remember we know all the prominent men's chouffers. Yours, Jim Jasbo." IV SS MSa,tkl Syndualt, Inc. I- - ' " P': v Mrs. o J jt St bJi ri years WOMAN MADE A JUDGE - v i Orville J. Eisele, Iowa farmer, was the first to receive a government after signing the crop reduction wheat plan. The check was for $64,44 as a tenant's share for cutting six acres off the fifty-fiv- e acres which had been used for raising wheat. lie Is shown holding bis small son. check t Laughter Heroic Hypocrisy John II. Fahey of Boston, Mass. Many Indians Never Scalped who has been appointed chairman Many Indian tribes never scalped of the Federal Home Loan bank their slain enemies until they board. In succession to Wil!i:xm F teamed the practice from tha English colonists. Stevenson. - .fta There's Gold in the Ohio Hills - "Do not despise laughter," said HI Ho, the Sage of Chinatown. "When men employ it to conceal sorrow, laughter becomes a heroic hypoc- decipher German navel secrets for months. i lAfl Merry Fahrney Pickering old, of Ouk Park. 111., suburb of Chicago, heiress to the millions left by the late Dr Peter Fahrney, was dragged from an ocean liner at New York when 8he tried to sail with her fiance Count George Dl Georgio, who was leaving this country at the request of the federal authorities. The young woman declares she will Join the count in South America and wed him as soon as she can get the necessary money from her family. twenty-tw- OS?' If Code Book Aided English In the World war, a wrecked German cruiser yielded a secret code book which enabled the English to milk I vs. - I 4 risy." Arnold Gilberts (leTt), head of the Wisconsin Farm Holiday and Walter M. Sinler, president of the Wisconsin discussing strategy In the farm strike In the Badger state. f r d V i g"! T" i'Tj ', 1 ve rf N ill it tMay A. Bentley, who has been a child welfare worker in the National Capital for many years, ;,as been given a recess appointment to Judgeship on the Juvenile court bench of the district by President Roose velt. - jt.r Amu llMMll lllll These three modern prospectors. Robert Titus, Frank Lukemlre and Kyle Moyer, cnused a lot of excitement In the hamlet of Owensville. nea.r liatavia, Ohio, by their discovery of gold In the neighborhood. "Pay dirt from the Titus farm is said to be producing at the rate of $1.20 a cubic yard. |