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The lake wl presently turn fresh and hereaft will constitute an inexhaustible re. ervolr of fresh water to be tnppei during summer droughts when a the miles upon miles of.grasslanj round about have to be Irrigate Heretofore the necessity of using tbi semi-sal- t water of the Zuider see ba made every protracted dry spell minor disaster to all this cow-milIt will take 30 year Ing country. more to complete the great transl! tlon from salt water to dyke land In behind the great two thirds of the present area of thJ Yssel lake Is to be dyked off ant drained to make room for a mlllloi more which means at annual Increase in the output ol cheese which staggers the Imagina tion. Fair (Enough) and Cooler Mus-- HAve lots . TRUBBie WiTrW KiDS o' HOPPlM OW V&f? WAOOM AN'A- - e oi'll To 00 SOME- THIS THIUO-- ABOUT -H Ave. l IL-- II NOW E- K IP - Me out- am -- The-re'S accident ) pOWd AT TH6 CoRKe, NOWHtRS ArJP FlNNE . 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