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Show vac.i: six THE oi HEAR MRS SWOOP lOEkTT TO A MARSHM4U.E& ( V THE FEATHERHEADS SO?-FAr- 01 p TM- ft SHE'S USUAL LDiKEf A KID AT 10AN AV p, SEEARe n MEOBURY?... If HEAP SHE HAD A PUKlK W j'r M SHE UJA7 mi I; ( ! V. ' GREATLV 1 MARSH AAALLERS GUAS ALL THEY ROASTED!! By Osborne X'M GoWTA GET THIS" GOY'S NAME TODAY I PEOPLE YOU MEET LES YOU KIN TO THE MEDBORY S SEEMED OP BOSTON? TO ME YOU SAID YOUR TRIPS LIKE THIS SOMETIMES TUPM OUT TO BE VERY WELL KUOOUM OME WAY OR OTHER... MA ME WAS.. AAEOBORV?!... NOpE....KiEVER HEARD EM BUT YOU SAID. ...OR AT LEAST X THOUGHT YOU SAlO YOUR MAUE (AiAS. Y NO.IWAS ( WROMG1...X J OF L A A .... IT U)AS EITHER yJ POULMAIU CAR OR Tliere It aa eld story of tht ! Caraway of Arkansas, and a speech he U alleged to liave mad In tl'e 'iiate, which may not be true; but It Is fair to recall It because It ml-- ht te true, and It la Illustrative of fount of h'. ways. The etory la Hint he hu.l lieeu mildly called to account for what appeured to be a rather attack on the IntegHe rity of a Itepuullfan senator. apologized, 8ug 'lie yuru, Bomewhat after this inaunet : "I urn sorry If hiiythlng I have Bald appears to reflect on the character of my distinguished friend on the other side. I know nothing whatever aculnst him. I have no facts w hatever to support any usault upon him; and I would go no further than to say that he Is not one whom I would choose to have aerve on the board of directors of my home town bank." Washington Star. ) An There You Is "1 OKI A OM SOME jf,i HOTEL- - STATIONERY UlE GOT VSOMELOHERE., THOUGH-- - REMEMBER A THE NAME MEOBUP.Y.... 21. 1931 Just Wouldn't Want Hun on Bank's Directorato Not Another Soul viS-- Ni' ON) Thursday. December - FINNEY OF THE FORCE J NEI'IIL UTAH TIMES-NEW- F" J 1 ttuffy iKxtrili. soothe irritation by use of Mentholatum in note. Rub briskly on chet to improve blood circulation and prevent fS. congntlon. Jart and . f Hero Well Identified When the body of John Paul Jones was exhumed eminent scientists of the United States and France conducted an Investigation to Identify the body. In the comparison of the e Houdon bust of John Paul Jones and the photograph of the body taken after the examination It Is seen how the contour of the brow, the arch of the eyebrow, the width between the eyes, the high cheek bones, the muscles of the face, the distance between the hair and the root of the nose, between the point and the lips, and between the Hps and the point of the chin, all agree. The peculiar shape of the lobe of the ear In the bust Is the exact counterpart of that observed In the body. life-siz- A Scrap of Paper Along the Concrete sub-nas- al PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM BenWTS Dandruff Stops Hair Falling Impart Color and Beauty to Gray and Faded Halrl BUcana Sl.uu ax urnnBiiti. Hlpgoi Chem. Wka.. PatrWue.N.Y FLORESTON SHAMPOO Ideal for on In connection with Parker'0HairBalaam.M&kesthe hair soft and flnfly. 60 cents by mail or at druggists. Hiscox Chemical Worka. Patchogue, N.Y. Supreme Sacrifice A very gallant deed was performed by a chemist named Zurbriggen. He was employed at a chemical works lr Switzerland. There was an explosion, and poison gas began to pour ont upon the 20 men who were at work. Herr Zurbriggen, knowing only too well the penalty he must pay, forced his way Into the room where the explosion occurred, found the leakage, and stopped It. All the workers were saved, through the swift courage of the chemist, but he himself was so severely gassed that he died soon afterwards. Shake I Sirs. Rlchley This month Is simply glorious. How I wish the end of it would never cornel Mrs. Owethemall Shake, dearie. We have a lot of bills coming due on the first, too. r (Coprriefct, MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL pAVJ VJAMTS t UWOVJ VMWMT WAS . OP TU' OLD FfcSUvOUEO BAR.&ER VJUO QjJlT OF W GOT TUROOGM, VlYEM H GtYWVlGr OUT AU, UVS "OOUa A&tU T.O SMVP OFF A COUPLE OP IkrAGdUABN WARS a,- Sympathetic I w. n. u.j - By Charles Sughroe mNmviUai AW TeX "XW OVE tta TU-- VAOf HE.R. VJUO UfcED FASUVOMt VMOOLE. iues ax tvv OP Ttf vAOixes'." SOOVA tVi1 PPAN allocs pam Mi nVV OU FViU0VlE0 GIRL VUWO VJ&S VWA Swv am" eu6ueo AW" TWOO5W VMW.EO -- 0 POVMOER. A.U' SOtE rKAES AVSSE0 A PAUSE VVJHE.RE.'S SW6 ACT, AW OV.O Mood P?y in a Waggish FASHVOVAt ftAJTO UEeHAKi The Morninz Foot Race yon miss the 8:15 since they've taken it off?" "No, not since." "Do USYA0 OF A WAVKNEB. ? KAW WE Tragedy "Tour tragedian surely looks tragic tonight." "Yep, there's only $40 in the box office." LEFT ENR vr Well, what did your friend say when you showed him my photograph? Fiance Nothing; he Just pressed my hand in silence. Bride-to-B- e rv a-l It Is the madding crowd's Ignoble that enables one to make strife it. money enough to leave A o I " ' WWbU t Uncle Ab says If practice make perfect, a lot of folks know how to II be perfectly When birds sleep on the wing they feather use THE CLANCY KIDS Before and After Finding wrong. (Cc) By PERCY L. CROSBY by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) (VV.NU Service) a (jic Pure or chococatc ice crcam. bods. Unless we love people we cannot understand them. Temptation has a music for all ears. N. P. Willis. Many a man punctures his tire on the road to wealth. STOP YOUR COLD ' !N 1 "V7 6 HOURS WITH myJL.Jr 1JJ ttaa-.sriaSa.'V.'- !. ' !' " Breaks 'ocold In 6 hours. Drives if awdy tn 2 tiours. Kefieveir v " r 1 ' HeadachqNeyratgia McKESSO PRODUCT .vf3l'j WyT W. N. U., Szl: Laka City, Pains All N0.62-U3- DRUG 1. ' |