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THE TT NOV An Apology, RAISES Whether the following excerpt from the Wllllamsvtlle (N. D.) Item Is it bona fide apology, or only the work of the office humorist, It has original- 600 CHICKENS TIDAL WAVE MAKES Lift off Corns! Doesn't hurt a bit and Freezona costs only t few cents. MANY HOMELESS ity: "We wish to apologize to Sirs. Overholt. In our paper lust week we had as a headline 'Mra. Overholt's Big Feet.' The word we ought to have used is a French word, pronounced the same way, but spelled 'fete.' It means a celebration, and is considered a' very tony word." NEPHI. UTAH. MES-NEW- S. Or-vll- le After Being Relieved of Organic Trouble by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable " " "Compound. Oregon, 111.'' I took Lydia E. Pfek-ham- '6 Vegetable Compound for an or-.game trouble wnica pulled me down until I couki not put my foot to the floor and could scarcely do my work, and as I live on a nIl farm and raise six hundred M M? i chickens every year it made it very bard ior me. saw the Com pound advertised in oar paper, and tried it. It has restored mo I can do all my work and tny health I an o grateful that I am recommendD. M. ing ft to my friends." Mrs. . Oregon, 111. Alters, B. K.who4, have suffered the Onlywomen such troubles and have dragged long from day to day can realize the relief which thin famous root and herb vemedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, brought to Mrs. Alters. Women everywhere in Mrs. Alters' condition should profit by her recommendation, and if there are any com- write Lydia E. Pinkham's Slications Co., Lynn, Mass., for advice. The result of their 40 years experience Is at your service. Found. Colonel Breckinridge of the Navy League was talking in New York about a stern father. "He's stern, entirely too stern,'' he faid. "In fact, the old boy's raving now raving mud against his son. "He sent bis son off to New York last week you know, and told him to " find an opening. Well Colonel Breckinridge chuckled. "The boy telephoned yesterday to wire $200, as he was In a hole." "I WALL OF WATER OVER TEN FEET HIGH SWEEPS OVER TEXAS TOWN. Residential Section Swept Away, Least Fifteen Lives Being Lost, While Property Damage Will Reach Four Millions. by-la- At Corpus Christ!, Texas. Fifteen perare dead, approximately four thousand are lwnneless and property damage, it Is estimated, will reach $4,000,000 as a result of the tropical hurricane which raged here for twenty sons hours. With your fingers I Ton can lift off ny bard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the hard skin'cai-lUse- s from bottom of feet. A tiny bottle of "Freezoue" costs little at any drug store; apply a few flrops roil the corn or callus. Instantly it stops hurting, then shortly fou lift that bothersome corn or callus right off, root and all, without one bit f pain or soreness. Truly! No hum old-tim- Father's Little Joke. I was absent from high school one day. The next day I asked my father, who loves a joke, to write an excuse for me. He did so, and' In my hurry I forgot to look at it before handing it to my teacher. She took the note, read It, looked at me, and read it again. I began to feel that . something was wrong. Finally she handed me the note. It read: "Please turn Betty over your checkered apron. She needs It." Exchange. women. Mrs. AnE. Idaho Reed, S. nurse. Case Mountain Home, Idaho, says: ST "Two years . ago I had an attack of kidney trouble and it grew quite serious in a short time. It came on suddenly and my kidneys seemed to give out. 1 got Doan's Kidney Pills and one box was all that I needed to make me well. Doan's Kidney Pills acted on my system, my kidneys and stopping all the pains. I have had no sign of the trouble since." Gt Doan's at Any Store, 60c Bos fcja F52 strengthening DOAN'S" FOSTER-MILBUR- 38-19- 19. mm What is CASTOR. A lf CASTORIA GENUINE S7 Objected to "Parking." My laundress' young son brings my laundry ' home In his little wagons writes a correspondent. The other evening he had his little baby sister along, and left her sitting in the wagon while he brought the basket in the bouse. The baby started to cry and I said : "What's the mntter with her?" "Oh, she wants to come with me; she never does stand for being parked," he replied. ALWAYS In Use For Oyer 30 Years The "Roughing It" Hostess Now, everybody, you'll have to drink your champagne out of Burgundy glasses, and the caviar hasn't come, but I know you don't mind roughing It. Life. Always - half-poun- d Noncommittal. "How are they selling things in that bazar?" "Oh, at a fair price." Friendship Is a good deal like your credit. The less used the better it is. At the Beginning' and the End of the Day There's health and comfort in the truly Ail-Americ- an table beverage Wild West Stunt in Gotham. Itock Springs, Wyo. John P.u.vlmi. deputy state giiun- - warileti. is dead, and Joe Onieyo. 17, is held in'the county Jail on n barge of murder. Omcyn shot Huxton when lie officer allempi ed to arrest him for burning nut of season. I City Gets Huntington Trove. A group of books and objects of art. believed to be the largest individual collection in the world, valued nt .5'jr,0,(HHi.itx. will be given lo the people by Henry K. Huntington. Los Angeles. The Original Postum Cereal your coffee troubles e by joining the great army who now drink Bid good-by- . passing resolutions." "But we don't stop there," answered the professional uplifter. "You have no idea of how a set of good, strong resolutions Inspires the rank and file with new confidence to tackle the problem? of the day. Particularly after we get them published in the newspaper;." Birmingham Housework is too hard for a. woman who is half sick, nervous and always tired. But it keeps piling up, and gives weak kidneys no time to recover. If your back is lame and achy and ' your blue kidneys irregular; if you nave spells," sick headaches, nervousness, dizziness and rheumatic pains, use Doan's Kidney Pills. They have done wonders for thousands of worn out Children Cry For OLD AGE STARTS WITH YOUR KIDNEYS that old- age begins with Weakened kidneys and digestive organs. This being true, it is easy to believe that by keeping the kidneys and digestive organs cleansed and in proper working order old age can be deferred and life prolonged far beyond that enjoyed by the average person. y ' For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been relieving the weaknesses and disability due to advance ing years. It is a standard home remedy and needs no introduction. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil is inclosed in odorless, tasteless capsules containing about 5 drops each. Take them as you would a pill, with a swallow of water. The oil stimulates the kidney Keeping Up the Good Work. "My friend," remarked the practical man, "you can't reform the world by Back Given Out? The damage was caused mostly by tiilal wave driven in from the north by a gale estimated at from sixty-fiv- e The Cutlcura Toilet Trio to seventy miles an hour. The official CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y. Having cleared your skin keep It clear record of the tide places it at ten y every-daCutlcura your by making six say feet inches but many deep, toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse the water was fifteen feet in depth on W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. and purify, the Ointment to soothe and the beach. heal, the Talcum to powder and perin She'll Tell About It. No toilet table Is complete tlf C'happaral and Mexquite streets, fume. were flooded, sug ! Adv. business A Souvenir Fiend. "Can a man have wealth untold, without them. 25c everywhere. Adv. and while the districts, water has receded, they Windsor Magazine "She held out pa?" One's obstacles are usually of one's her hand and the young man took it are filled with debris. "Not if he lias a wife, my son." is and fear the provident Early wn making. The entire North beach residential and departed." Boston Transcript. Chicago News. of safety. Edmund Burke. section of the city has been swept A lot of good liars got their training clean, except the Spohn sanitarium, (he United States public health service by making excuses. hospi'al, which was occupied by thirty-sevesoldiers sent here for treatment, frt Contents 15Pluid DraohM and o'ie frame house. Practically every frame building on the beach front was destroyed, together nith most of the boats moored action and enables the organs to throw there. The residence section on the off the poisons which cause premature hill wa slightly damaged and a few New old age. life and strength increnso houses were unroofed. as you continue the treatment. When completely restored continue taking a Many were rescued from Ncuces bay, two MEDGOLD or each capsule day. where th-- y were found floating, clingAL Haarlem Oil Capsules will keep you in health and vigor and prevent a return ing to sprrs and debris, after the wind of the disease. had subsided. Do not wait until old age or disease The mnyor lias sent an appeal to have settled down for good. At the first AVeietablePrcparauonfirAs the governor, asking that two comsign that your kidneys are not working . simi.iuii5UM---.-"of national guard .with supplies properly, go to your druggist and get a panies 1ing1leStomachsaiBcwew, box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil once. he sent at Capsules. Money refunded if they do Port Aransas, thirty-fiv- e miles from not help you. Three sizes. But remember to ask for the original imported i4 on the upper end o Corpus Cristl, i,ArMinn GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed pack'is Thereby rTotnoumjuisvwas .completely deIsland, Mustang ages. ill (erfulneandRestCoataufi molished hy the hurricane Sunday, acl neither Optam.Morphlnen; Done to a Crisp. cording to a wireless message picked Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops auCTtti. n . A few friends of mine were over to np at Houston. and SootMng Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, I in a the afternoon. had cake spend Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. FATALITY MARS VISIT. the oven baking, as I .was keeping For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the house while mother was out of town. relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; During the conversation I told them News Writer and Driver With Wilson in what a good cook I lnitde. and how I Killed Auto Crash. allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Party r I Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving had never wasted or burnt anything. Driven Portland. at breakneck We were busily talking one-haan speed along the Columbia headway, healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The hour later when one guest exclaimed : twelve miles from here. Monday, an ' Mother's Friend. AhelpfulRemedyfcr "I smell your cake !" Needless to say. automobile bearing three newspaper Constipation and Diarrhoei It was burned to a crisp. Exchange. correspondents accompanying President Wilson's party .left the road, An Irish Opinion. turned turtle on an incline and left resirttin4flinj!an Bears the Signature of During March, 11)18, we were camped two dead and three injured men in its facsimile Signature01 in northern Fruu.ce. It was the rainy wake. season, and our clothes were always Ben V. Allen, for fifteen years the damp. One morning a big Irishman, Washington correspondent of the jniCEOTAtmCoWa as he thumped i lie water from his hob- Cleveland I'lain Dealer, was instantly nails, said in a husky voice: "If a guy killed, is was James It. Patterson, T.i don't get pneumonia here there is years ild, the owner and driver of something the matter with his lungs!" the ei Everybody's Magazine. The Injured were Robert T. Small, WnSh'ugton correspondent of the PhiKind You Have Infallible Sign. Bought ladelphia Public Ledger, Stanley M. Exact Copy of Wrapper. "There goes another married ninn !" Iteyn'dds, Washington correspondent said a girl in charge of a candy coun- of ll' Halriniore Sun and Arthur 1. ter. ' SulliViin, a reporter for the 'Portland "How do you know?" asked the cashNew. ier. three-)omid box "He used to buy a Jail Sentence for Townley. of randy twice n week, and now lie Jackson. Minn. Ninety days in the once a month." buys a Jackson county jail the limit under the statute was the sentence imposed Find Coal in Argentina. District Judge K. O. Dean on A. V.. by been Coal deposits have discovered Townley. president of the National in the Andean foothills of Argentina. Nonpartisan league, and Joseph Consular Ileport. former organisation manager, who were cimvlcted July 12 of having Always cut the deck after the bird who is always lolling the world how conspired to tench sedition. honest he Is. Daily Strike Loss Ten Million. a!;JiillpllplliJnl!!JlliJl!g!B!iginllrjMrilt3lDlJign New York. Ten million dollars a day has been the cost to the fulled States of strikes and threatened strikes fn the last eight months, as1 serts Stephen Mason, president of Hie National Association of a n " Science says Personal Question. "Person" in the dictionaries Is described as "an individual human being." But It U not so in England from a legal standpoint, as women do not come within the class. This was revealed recently when the Itoyal Astronomical society of London decided to admit women as fellows of the council. The plan was found to be impossible until the society hud its charter altered. Kligihles for election In the society's were described as "persons" and when legal opinion was obtained it was decided that a "person" was strictly of the masculine sex. The change was made in the charter and (lie clever women who had distinguished themselves In star gazing were admitted to the society. Postum instead of coffee. Two sizes, usually sold at 15c and 25c Race Riot In New York. New York. One negro whs killed two Injured and a pntrolmnn assaulted la a fight between negroes nnd whites vhlch broke out Monday nt 13."'lli street nnd Iexon avenue. In the heart of the negro nectlon. Order Restored In Honduras. t. Washington. Order has been 1 In Honduras and consequently the landing force from the United. States cruiser Cleveland has returned to that vessel at Puerta Corte., the state department has been advised. res-tor- Everywhere at Grocers. WSBSSSBBBSMamiSsM QOOD IDEA! Wild West Stunt In Gotham. New York. Six bandits held up the Wlllluinsbrldge brunch of the limine Ilorougli bnnk Monday afternoon mid escaped in an automobile with $SOiK) hi cash. Open your Lucky Strikepack-ag- e this way tear off part of the top only. Protects the Lucky Strike cigarette a cigarette made of that delicious real Bur 07 Jey tobacco. It's Guaranteed by toasted.