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Show i I MONOCLE I ''Awake, Awake, Salute the Happy Mom' WITHOUT A FAULT Such should be your wedding ring. Perfectly made, properly finished, plump quality, heavy enough to last your lifetime. Such are the kind we make and sell at moderate prices. r . ; We pay transpo Hon on purcha of $5 or over l I7t LAKE SALT Cllt. - . . ' v - , . " v ' ' , I it . A POSITIVE and PERMANENT CURE FOR -- S v - $ - . ' ' ; UTAH FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION ? , ' . . , s . f ..rjs'- trT&m .x'-t . .. ' , ChoU 7 Glim Ber nardon. mr eood man, but how can I find the customs office? Jack Tar I'll tell ye. mate: shift ver lantern from starboard to tiort and foller the twist in yer face. - - . Kept Umbrella Thirty Years. faithful old umbrella which has shielded the family of Dr. James A. Mulltcaa of Greenwood avenue from the storms of 30 years, was stolen on Sunday. During the rain ou that day the physician lent the umbrella to E. A. Sock, and while tho latter was in a store some one stole it. "The umbrella belonged to my father and has been In the family for more than thirty years," said Doctor Mulllcan the other night "It has been covered several times. "To persons who are unable to keep the same umbrella for more than thirty days this may seem Incredible, but it Is true," concluded Doctor Mulllcan with a smile. Chicago Tribune. Drunkenness and Opium Diseases. A Tfc.rt b M publicity, m tickwu. LdiM treated at THE KECLEY IN- h.it.ly ia ikeir STITU I E. J34 W. S.lk Slmi. S.II Uk Cilr. u Tl. a ?l HTKNCII.K. RUBBER STAMPS EMM, A 1)11 K M, THA1IK CilMKH. Kte. Full Hue Rulilier Type Out II tn nil uiplic in ttock. Mull iriltrM rert'ive prompt attention. 8 ALT LAKE STAMP CO., Salt Laka City As They Do In New York. Sbo was a beautiful and statuesque blond who bad changed her reatdeute from New York to this city and secured a position as stenographer in the office of a Btald, dignified cltizeu of good old Quaker descent. On tho morning of her first appearance Bhe went straight to tho desk of the boss. "I presume," she remarked, "that you begin the day over here the same las they do in New York?" "Oh, yes," replied the boss, without glancing from the letter he was reading. "Well, hurry up and kiss me, then," was the startling rejoinder, "I want . to get to work." Philadelphia Telo-graph- Trying Suggestion on the Mare. Twice as the bus slowly wended its way up the steep Cumberland gap the door at the rear opened and slammed. At first those inside paid little hood; but at the third time they demanded to know why they should be disturbed Good - iv v.-- t. - . vf, new Vcar By Cetllt tnary Ovlcr forget, And mar each page tvith acts of petty strife And selfishness full large in sin's unfading Ink, Una upon line that ne'er can be effaced, Showing us anger. Idleness, and waste. Making us pause impelling us to think. And much rcgrctt IVritten Salt Lake City, December 3031, 1910. Low excursion rates via The Salt Lake Route. Tickets on sale from all stations In Utah on Salt Luke Home. Fron Tinllc district and Nfphl and East, December 3tth and 31st; from l'Jll. S.,- , . Is given to us, with leaves uncut as yet. Its pristine purity skull tve STATE WOOL GROWERS' . CONVENTION. 3, r v December returning until tt ,r r I rXNOTUER chapter VI from the Book of Life r January . - -; The Way of Life. Bald of an elderly man In . . : business In Atchison: "lie can't stand ' punishment as he formerly could." i And there Is punishment to be en: dured In making a living; don't forget It. Look over your own experience, : ; i and you will detect punishment every hour of the day. If it Isn't at home, It la on the street car or ou the road. How many ways there are to punish . .4nlrA.'.'.-jA':Li.a man who tries his best to get along and behave himself. And after a man gets oid ll Is more evident every year In that the poor fellow can't stand punishment as he could when he was New Year's eve Is looked upon In younger. Atchison Globe. many lands as a time of great rejoicTbo new year is bailed with A Tripe Famine. ing. great honors, and on this night the "I want to get two pounds of tripe," coming guest Is given a rousing wel- said the lady, entering the shop. come. "Sorry, ma'am," replied the keeper, Krlends gather In crowds and the "but we haven't any tripe today." free spirit of fun Is allowed full sway. "No tripe? Why. it's in season." and Town clocks are surrounded "No. ma'am, there's no tripe being watched, and on the stroke of 12 bells shot Just now." are rung, pistols fired, horns are "No tripe being shot! Why, what tooted, and amid loud noise the new aro you talking about?" "I I should say, ma'am, that the year Is ushered In. It Is probably human nature to re- fisheries commission won't allow tripe joice at tbo turning over of a new to be caught now," leaf, and the knowledge of one more "Are you crazy, man? I don't want chance to start anew gives vent to fish! I want tripe." happy and nuisy greeting. "Well, what in thunder is tripe, : . L "The mare. Spake low! Shuro, Ol'tne desavln' th' crayture! Kvcrry toime she 'ears th' door close the thinks wan o' yes is gitln' dovv.i ter walk up th' hill, an' that sort a' lulnea ht-sperrlts." Success. to Tiutlc, r , tin us." "Who?" points Modena 21uh and 3oth. :, SH'fxc-- His Arrival ' Working with care that Nuts may be but fctv, A'or let our oU mistakes A e1si1 t And Horrid "Pa," said little Johnny, "do all rores have thorns?" "Yes, my lad," patronizingly answers father. "I don't we any thorns on tbse s In ma's aew hut," continued A Atul 1 Occasionally to a Johnny. "You would If you had to pay for the hat!" sadly sighs daddy. s Set b "No, ha 1 no don't. After a anan leisure. ' Smart OIL ND EVER-READ- TIN OILER Y r I the lime Hamlitu tnulard f!ster, caner to uc. arnf. a crooked path leads Continental Oil Company M AXLE GREASE Krrps tho pini1l bright and frc from grit Try a boa. Dealer cvrry arhrre. MaDuiactur1 try Standard' Oil Cctnpany (Inc ) For sals by Down infromtho dumps drinking over-eatin- KNOWN THE Co- - Continental Oil men shave with the Self-relia- nt t roa sals MNUFACTUCD Oil Coaipaay WORLD OVtK g, bad liver and constipation get many a one, but there's a way oat CascarcH relieve and qnickly. TaV nti tvrtir4it and cure Prompt RrliefPernjaafnt Core eer to UVER feel fail. nurning. PILLS Purelf r cjuu better in the CaararM th href, fWnpshet. d -t ttwti. hi t.1a 1V Ail W9ikliiiuKii tr. tUfirrt amt a lliuwa 1Tff-- Wtsea i- -- cwiada imiD'" ti j eyca. VavaH Ccnc!n3 BB - I I riiJos ll brv t PU, imtU Dm, Ssms Frk t. Slgnaturo A POSTAL CAk3 KSISSYO'JA SUC: COMPLCT6 I'iT OX a- j Gcme fo Los Angeles .C RAVFURS WSrIS' r - J7, c PELTS lvaci -- it ' ETC" ; I COUCH9 rheumatism BOT .t - r . , rmn rt "Peer Mrt T. t itatinmrd tn WatMngtrm waiting tn ttne f ft T all mt the offitial Nrm laor ' rrrrtrtion at th BW rtr-ftti- President I latum hw COLDS vmvi1;; and GJR'. ISENTS DEFIIaCE STARCH i repenting at leisure?" Wedderly av (laenrinralad) S(as1a4 CARTER'S LITTLE Not Too Many. Percy noted that Subconsciously papa's nhoes w re of a terrible thickness and numbered at least 11. Harper's Magazine. It's a mis'ake to marry Into a centipede's family. Punch. No Leisure for Repenting. Singleton "Io you believe la the old adage about marrjir.g In haste and tnarries uUn livrftimi Constipation Vanishes Forever - Conservation Wanted. Candidate "What a fine baby? " P.aby "Aw klas me big sister! She likf-it and I don't Jud?e. strait-Jacke- roa sals Continental Oil Company Is specially setected for sny need In tho home. Saves tools from rusting. Can cannot break. Does not cumor become rancid. a htne ALL-AROU- IN THE HANDY, more rffertive and ia to Mrs. WtnWw'a The White House New Year's Reception .: THE It's as easy to pick up eipcrtence a It Is to drop money. K' empt et fin lite it i nicer and tniK-- dr. ro-r- Future Cains for Present Needs"I shouldn't mind having my contributions paid for on publication, . were it not "What?" "That my meals have to b paid for On acceptance." Llpplncott's. When He Cries. Th" Visitor "What are you going to rail him?" The Fond Mother "I don't know yet; his father calls him something different every night The Sketch Tr. - nf eteevt thst lrylni Household Lubricant street? Wirard Oil nrt A New Year's Sunny Thought. Mnv unV.n t.r;!in sll th Lv..-- . m.K . iukiii. The N 1UU Th tar Mm out1l enrh ntel t; A thoun In ymr Mr they echo through the bight hour brir.it tw delight ISach sand hopes are winging, to dintant homes their flight-- AoC hoart to heart r4 itv th old - r. pjsrim on. is meeting, while to each friend mont ll yruf mr, Soar, we send th Ho ll nl'k " hull lh grfetiaf l!h Nw Tfur'l Ia-- . Good tuk "lie tblne a glad New Year." i HANuracrunr o mr Standard Oil Company Street Treatment. Hive U,ey been treating Tn Nw Year for ch nt ynu. f r "fifJ'. hiTf'ir New Nw Vrr a kindy'i murh r"twtttr- ,n Your Harness soft as a glove tough as a wire black as a ccal Sold by Dc stars PP Some men are always looking for a chance to save money, and some arc satisfied If they merely get It Wish for You. ietertptlm circular f!t Will Keep ilAE fr. A rn, maurwti agrm.f UI.E.EU1 rrrrriT'f EYE SALVE strenKlhrnnoM eym, tuiic for eye min, w"k and wtery DrugsuU er Howard ltrot., KufTtlo, our best I If not at IP rt ClncarporatMl Worth Its Weight In Cold. good report and ill. Bvtrywktrt. Continental Oil Company Yes; they have been pouring oil on the troubled macadam. e Man. tkiltrt Jewett we could fill With records true and right, that when our book Of Ufe Is bound u-- need not fear to look. But feel that we, through He's Wondering Yet. English Waiter "Which side of the table do you wish to alt on, sir?" American Guest "I prefer to sit on t chair." r your If this new year, this chapter Have done Kiamine carefully every bottle of CASTOKIA, a sale and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Hears tho SIcnaturo o Tor Over J!; "Years in TV, V.. lim a llu K, n.ilirllt Hewitt again appear Throughout the whole. ', Tho Perfection Oil Heater fs finished in Japan or nickel. It burnt for nine hours. It has a cool handle snd a damper top. It has an utomatle-lockln- o Uame spreader, which prevents the wick from being turned bigb that tho wick can bo enough to smoke, and is easy to remove and drop backof so oil in the font. quick! clenaed. An Indicator always shows amount doe not need to be screwed down. It is put In Ilka a oork. The Bller-ca- p in a bottle, and is attached to the font by a chain. The burner body or gallery cannot become wedged, because of a nev device in construction, and consequently, it can slwsys be easily unscrewed it sn instant for rewicking . The Perfection Oil Heater Is strong, durable, well made, built for service, yet light and ornamental. Important to Mother our tale anew. . Altohtely tmokcleu and odorless solves the difficulty. You can leave the windows in a room open all day in winter, and when you close them apply a match to a Perfection Oil Heater and heat the room to any temperature you d::!rc !a a few minutes. ma'am?" "Why why, I don't know Just what It Is. but If you haven't got any I'll try come other place." ; rather let us write the title clear, Inscrilte the preface, start suo-eessf- In winter, it Is hard to get fresh air Some rooms in a house are usually colder than others, and if you open the windows it is hard again to heat the room properly. If you keep the windows closed you don't get fresh air; if you keep them open you cannot quickly reheat the room. The la certain rooms. ' AV Two Kinds of Fame. "Yes," admitted the author of a book. "I wtike up one morning and found myself fatnou." "It was different with me," remarked the politician who had made sH-ec"One morniii,; an I found myself famous then 1 woke . Up." Chicago News. But There Are No Takers. "Clarence, you don't realize what It fi to have all your career before you. I'd givo 40 years of my 11 fo to have your chances." "Of course you would, Vncle Benjamin. You'd be glad to give 40 of your years to anybody that would take 'em." Chicago Tribune. ' Fresti Air lit Winter It Is being the New Year Seeing in this fashion. "Whist," cautioned the driver, "don't spake so lo;l; she'll overhear UTAH i , j, 'I - Professor llunyon .has engaged a staff of specialists that ar renowned leaders in their line. There is no question ahout their ability, thoy are tho finest physicians that colleges and hospitals havo turned out and receive tho higtieat salaries. ITo offers their service to you absolutely free of cost. No matter what your disease, or how many doctors you havo tried, write to Professor Munyon's physicians and they will give your cose careful and prompt attention and advise you what to lo. You aro under no obligations to thenu It will not cost you a penny, only tho postago stamp you put oa your letter. All consultations are held strictly confidential. Address jrunyon's Doctors, Munyou's Laboratories, 53d & Jefferson Streets, Philadelphia, Pa. 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