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Show We'll Prepay Your Liver's or express Your Life ges any The postage Holiday. Good amounting lo $5. bought of ua. In Cold or Silverware, in Platinum s HI and again raising her CASCARETS toe box week's treat-meri- t. All druKKUta. Biggest aeller in the world. Million boxes a month. UTAH A POSTAL CARD MANENT CURE FOR BRINGS YOU COMPLCTS PRICE LIST ON Drunkenness and Opium Diseases. niDEaVS A POSITIVE and PER- IDC DAW s wsvw r."vw CI PELTS Ladiai treat., at puelicitr. aa tlcketes. eriv.trly ai ia their awa aoaiM. THE KEELEY INSTITUTE, 334 W. Seata T..pU Street. Salt Lake Citr. There la a RUBBER STAMPS IKAI.8, 8TKNOH.H. A IXi K 8. TKAhK I... II L'uL'i: WANTED I pathetic face to the speaker, now burying it iu her eniaoiuted hands and giving way to long sighs of exhaus-Jon- . A kJ.r.TAGS lFRce . si Li L AMO X MEN AND WOMEN to HarhiT Trailu In Kiiiht Wtwka, Tuition, witti art of tools. $Vi5. With partial Oft of tools, US. With your own tnola MS. Aildreisa, Molar Barber College Ktr-tIS Commercial Walt Lake t'uy, Utah. r I WOOL MICEVS3Ll.U C 7.id kV"" " Hue Kiitilier Type Outfits and euiillva In atock. Mail onlcra rweive prompt attention. ALT LAKE STM CO., wait Lake City OKI POSTED. SArnrACTORY SSTVSNS wimnTtn DU.NTEK, COLOliAUO Come to Los Angeles nd act a HI'Hr Tha finest on aarth to IWi place yitb year. nun. aoreuiuai worth Write for catalog W." - jKbtCATION MKS(4 aolioo. ;?r7r?CS- s7r ia An Optimist's Mishap. "I try to be optimistic, no matter what happens." "I suppose you would be optimistic If you lost your Job." "Yea, I should try to keep remembering that there were other Jobs to fit til Floor Ilamburiar HuUding. For men whose time is valuable be had." doubt keep optimistic If you wore you would no "And right on being: to lose your wlfeT" "Why not? I care a great deol for my wife; but if she were taken from me I should continue to be hopeful. It Is always possible for a man who has lost his wife to find anoth confound the luck! Darn it all Dash! Daahl Dash! That's always the way. When a fellow has to depend on his last match a gust of wind is sure to come along and blow it out" She Went to Bed. Vere (8 years old) "What does transatlantic mean, mother?" Mother "Across the Atlantic, of course, but you musn't bother me." Vera ''Does 'trans' always mean across?" Mother "I suppose It does. Now, If you dont stop bothering me with your questions I shall send you right to bed." Vera (after a few minutes' silence) "Then does transparent mean a cross parent?" His Reason. Are you glad school begins in Lady Just a few more days? Boy Ves'm. Lady You want to get back to work again, don't you? Boy No'm. Lady Then why are you glad? Hoy 'Cause they moved me to district an' I'want to seo If I can't lick de new kids. KNOWN THE S1.V 1 4-- . aVa 1 " '.-- WORLD OVER PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Weotirue tee east. Cluim and a luortaat rmmelel growth. Keeev 7ails to Beetore Orey Hal to It. Toothful Color. Cam seel, ilteua Lair fuLf, f 'K Thompson's Eye a,Water UK, iee eretae. eeM fetter le ere In Sb Me it How to Market Your Serrlces t.lg hMsi-piPrlrflw how to And tba-now 1 10 oiniirui iv four how to fttxirt-elreti- lt eTry txwk ofrntMlern pualtlon- - ctmpiing Your Own market fur m marmet. appllmnt, ft nuuuii Ue Farmt Wantlr1 lo to boy. Hnd VaUuBAJpaninilan HmlUj Co. nd lowfui buw JTlfUi Atv,prlo,w Tork. wantd rvry town. Ksrlutai noipr-V tunttf to rrn toignxinff la LIU II si Sit II II t 4Ti W M I W trrlioF7. ;4i-- 4 . tatac a4ui at-.- i. M f--fA in ill rirnr TAKK A DQSt OF 1PIS0)91 'for COUGHS & COLDS THE POLITE CHICKEN. . I an-odd- The Ancient Egyptian. For a long time the visitor to the rreat museum stood gazing at the Egyptian mummy swathed la bandages. me one tains.' he ventured. "Tell -What Is It sir?" asked the guide. "Wan it automobile or aeroplane accident?" Chicago News. What He Calls Himself. Willie Kathor, a man Is always a bachelor before he gets married, isn't be? Father Yes, my son. Willie And what does he call himself afterwards? Father I wouldn't like to tell you, my son. Drooklyn Life. Lf J Art CE7X4Y vou nvr &M3 Afoir srrf ro a? " Ths Way to Find Him. "My wife and I are going to spend a few months with her people at Certain Evidence. Strong's Corners." said the meek little "Has the On' look come this week?" man. "and I "want you to mall your paper to me "I haven't heard It yet" Life. "Tes." said the clerk, "what's your Food foe Thought name?" "Well er to tnaka sure, t guess Wife "My dear, the hens bava erratcbed up all that egg plant seed you'd better address It: 'Mary Strong's Husband, Strong's Corners.'" you sowed." Professor "Ah! Jalnuy!" Severs Punishment. article on (And he wrote a Belle And did you make her eat the "Development of Knvy in tbe Minds of the Inwer Grade of Bipeds.") her own words Deulah Eat 'emt I made her A Matter of Conscience. Fletrhcrlze em. Bessie I wondor why several of tha men at the wedding the othT night didn't congratulate the bridegroom? James suppose It was because they were all married themselves. Hadn't Coma His Way. "It Is reported that there are more bank notes In circulation now than ever before In the history of the coun- 1 try." . "Have you found out where they art circulating?" Han No Imagination. Mlstresa ' What kind of a time did you have?" Maid (rapturously) ."A drame of a Post Toasties With Cream Of With Milk tolroe." Mistress (surprised) "A dream! 1 thought It was a wake." RalUmora American. The Difference. Oripps After all th difference man end worran Is on of waf With Fruit. Savoury and tar. Uripgs What do you mean? Orlgps Man rnds h money fool. Ihly on a U ar eni a woman on wear, Iloston Tranw-rir.- A t Gent TENEMENT 1 ITO n ' MAIN ST. I Ant CIIX. I A I A dead liver means awful sick ...... ..................... ......... .................. ............ ness don't let it come when it can be prevented. Cascarets On this afternoon, when the girl was keep the liver lively and bowels In the midst of her lecture, a woman into the room and fell in a chair, regular and ward off serious, :rept aalf The lesson continued, fainting. fatal illness. 90a the woman now mounted novrl'ies or Diamonds, wo auatnte the Highrat Quality el minimum Pricea. SALT IN char- on r if SYSTEM Hint, n I'm afraid yrm are cold. FhaT t take off my coat and pnt It sronrj you? She Ton ma put your coat arounl toe. but hy take it off? Wholesome Economical "The Memory lingers Cereal Co., Lltt, Battle Creek, Mich. Po-tn- m The face was so white, so Imploring, that when the girl stopped to weigh another baby, she left It a moment In the machine to go to her and ask her address. It was well she did bo, for as she continued her lecture, the woman, grown too weak to llBten further, arose, crept to the door, grasped the bottle of milk the attendant there gave her, and staggered out. The girl weighed a few more babies, finished her lecture, dismissed the mothers, and turned large reflec-Jv- e eyes upon me. "That woman worries me," she said. "I must go to her. She Is so frail. Perhaps her baby Is starving. Perhaps the whole family Is starving. There is much suffering this summer among the poor. Will you go with me?" I assented and we started out. The sun blazed on the shriek of the street. The girl took the slip of paper from her pocket and read the address. "It's near the river," she comment ed, "a long way," and she began to walk very straight ahead, looking neither to the right nor to the left of her. "It Is necessary down here," she explained. "You must pretend not to notice these people, for you will offend them. They are not animals, they say, nor ants or moles that you must put your spyglasses on them, studying their lives. They have their pride. I have to be very careful of the mothers, too. not to make them feel that I know much more about bringing up ba bies than they do, or they will take offense." We knocked. There was no answer. The door was slightly ajar, and the girl. In her capacity of teacher and nurse, took the liberty of pushing It open, more and more, until at last It Bared wide and we stood on the thresh old, gazing in. For some reason known only to themselves, the mothers of East side babies keep them generally in the middle of the center table In the center of the living room. They seem to take the place of ornaments, center pieces, as It were, of bits of bric-a- brac, of vases, or of fancy pitchers full of paper flowers he flower which, is most popular on the East side. This baby was no exception to the rule In tba matter of placing. Directly In the center of the table be sat, laughing, crowing, trying to' ram, both chubby fists Into, bis mouth at once, glee In his eyes and a glow of radiant and beautiful healthfulness emanating from his small personality. "What a beautiful baby!" cried the But the mother! girl. "Beautiful! Where Is she?" We were not long In finding her, stretched In the dead faint of exti-- us tlon and starvation on a couch In a corner of the room, as nearly lifeless aa any woman can be and live. The girl nurse knew what to do, with what restoratives to coax her back to earth again. She had, moreover, these restoratives In her reticule. She brought all bcr trained skill to ear upon the case, and It was not long before the mother gasped, opened her eyes, looked about her at the two of us bending over her, at her beautiful crowing baby on the table, and burst Into tears. The girl In her masterful way went aut and laid In a bountiful supply of eatables, brought them back, conked a dainty meal for the mother and gave the baby a little more milk though he bad alread more than was necessary. Then we made up a little purse between us, left It on the mantel for Immediate needs and came away. We walked for a period silently through the yell of the vendors home ward, the bridge of sighs spanning the ttreets bark of us, gray as the skeleton f a bridge against the sunlit blue of the sky. "Starved herself," I commented then, that the baby might live. Wouldn't even drink a drop of milk she had drought for blm for far he might suf-'er- . I saw the bottle on the mantel. It aa half full." The Modern Suburban Home. The clocks were striking the hour of midnight, when the crack second story burglar left his pal on watch In the road while he crept off toward the marked suburban domicile. "Well, Bill," Inquired the marawdr In the road as the more active burglar reappeared a few minutes latr, "did ye use them upper porches to advantage In gittln' Into tttst Joint?" "Vppr porches notbln'!" growled the bafnd burglar. In dixgust; "every blpused one o" them spaces that mtrht ter be open porches is twin' used fT in outside bedroom!" Norman E. Mack's National Monthly. A An old crow Zlgzsgger. sat on a hickory limb watching the aviator preparing for Blent. "How far Is It to Pilot Knob?" aaked the aeroplane chauffeur. "About ten miles as f ffy," snawered the crow, "but It'a all of thlrtv as you fly FULL OF URIC ACID THE Make the Liver Do its Duty Thorough. "You are an optimist?" "I am," replied Mr. Dustln Stax. "I not only hope for the best, but I make rtructleal arrangements to get It." GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY CURED Two years ago I was very sick and after being treated by several of-- lie beet physi cians in Clinton, I did not seem to get country people know that any better. I was confined to my bed. in Thousands of time of MiM-nuhlmp or accident beeing your Swamp-Roo- t advertised, I Wizard Oil ia the best substito give it a trial. After using it llnmlins tute for the doctor. That is why for three weeks, I found I was gaining it is so often family found upon the shelf. nicely, so I continued until I have taken a number of bottles. I am now restored to Nona in Stock. health and have continued my labors. My A woman paused in system was full of Urie acid, but Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Roo- t cured me entirely. I front of the chestnut vender's stand. "Are they wormy?" she asked. am sixty years old. Nine timet in ten wken the liver is right tha stomach and bowels axe right. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS "No, ma am," he answered blandly. "Did you want them with worms?" .W. C. COOK, State of Iowa Clinton, Is. ) dale n. Discouraging. 'George," said her husband's wife, "I don't believe you have smoked one of those cigars I gave you on your Notary Publio, County. I. ur tll.w Jt C. ot fifty-cent- and r. ater tonight herself." Signature LOS ANGELES Stop at NEW HOTEL BROADWAY North Broadway 205-20- 7 Was All Right. Howard Did you telephone Mrs. Howard that I would be detained at the office until midnight? Office Boy Yes, sir. "And what did she say?" "Said sha didn't blajne you she had made an engagement to go to the the- Prove What Swamp-RoWill Do For You bend to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham-ton- , N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, telling all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. s For sale at all drug stores. Price mutUai When in birthday." "That's right, my dear," replied his wife's husband. "I'm going to keep them until our Willie wants to learn to smoke." srrerPARD, In snd for Clinton Small PUL Small Deae. Small Price Genuine Clinton County J On this 13th cay of July, A. D., 1000, W. C. Cook to me personally known appeared before me and in my presence subscribed and swore to the above and foregoing statement. Tlx. stipation, Indiges tion, Sick Headache, and Diatrets after Eating. well-dro.sse- d Yours very truly, A gently hut firmly co: pel s lary livei do in duty. ' Curei Con Bates E. HOWARD Wo to $140 per day. BURTON A8Sft6S,18TND tiolrt. Hllvor, $1; tJolt, or tapper, Mti.tiitj 60; KinslUt Html on application and full prUw tmvr.(u (JtiiUrol and unipim work kouciLwI. IhUvUio National Baca. Col Htiturtmott, Utrbonti HMcUtirn urU-esBUvei, 7(v (.old, Smart Set W. N. U., 1 Salt Lake City, No. 50-19- 10. VERY DECEIVING. MUNYON'S Eminent Doctors at Your Service Free FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION BY MAIL The Preacher graph choir. We tried a If you are in doubt aa to the cause of your disease, or foel the need of medical advice, address a letter to Munyon'a stall of eminent specialists, and they will send you an examination blank, which you will fill oub and return to them. They will then diagnose your case and tell yotx what to do, absolutely free of charge. You do not put yourself under any obligation to them, and they will not feel hurt if you do not follow their aJVice. If they prescribe Munyon's Ilemedies and you decide to take the treatment, at goes with, a guarantee of satisfaction or money refunded. Address Munyon's Doctors, Munyon's Laboratories, 53d St Jefferson Streets, Philadelphia, Ta. phono- People Who Work Indoors With Their Hands The Sexton What success? The Preacher Fine. Nobody knew the difference till a deacon went to the loft to take up the collection. , In Perplexity. "Michael Dolan, an' ia It yourself T "Yes: sure It Is." "Well, ye know thot bletherln spalpeen, Wlddy Castlgan'a second artSeamstresses, ists, draughtsmen, and many others, cannot properly handle their tools with cold, stiff hands. Many a lost hour or two on cold winter mornings results from the delayed heat of furnace or stove. The Perfection Oil Heater In a few minutes gives the temperature that assures the worker warm hands and pliable muscles. The watch-maker- s, bus-band- "That I do." "He bet me a bob to a pint 1 couldn't awally an egg without break-Ithe shell or It." "An' ye did it?" n' "I did." "Then phwat'a ailln ye?" "It's doon there," laying his hand on the lower part of his waistcoat "If I jump about I'll break It and cut ma stomach wld the shell, an If I kape quiet It'll hatch and I'll have a Shanghai rooster scratch In' me Inside." . Smokeless Tha Big Show. The personally conducted tourists were viewing the Egyptian pyramids. "Good ness gracious!" ejaculated Mrs. Newrocks, "it must have cobI a pile of money to buaVI them." "Surest thing you know,", aald Mr. Newrocks; "but don't imagine for a moment that any one tourist agency stood for all the expense It was probably a Jackpot affair!" Ahxhdelj sautktlm end quickly gives beat, and with one fining of the font burnt steadily for nine boors, without smoke or smell. Has stsiiomalle-lockrn- a spreader wblcU prevents the wick from being turned high enough to smoke, and is ess to remova and drop bsck ao the wick can be quickly clesncd. It hss a dimper top and s cool bsndlc. Indicator slwsys shows the smount of oil In the font. The flller-cs- o docs not need to be screwed down : It Is nut la like a cork in a bottle, and it attached to the font by a chain, and csnnot get lost, j The burner body or gtllerr csnnot become wedged, because of a new devlcs 1 in construction, ana consequently. It csn siwsys De essiiy unscrewed in si Instant for rewicking. The Perfection Is finished in Japan or nickel, Is strong,' built for service, and ret l;ht and ornamental durable, Iln SI 00 Reward, $100. trf thai petx win n n9n pm4 la al Meet one dmawa tnat ure tku See abie la rare ia an na etene. e4 ifcet a) Caters. Malt's C'alarra rxit si Ike aeiy filr I . '.ra rare too fcaowe to Uie w1trej fraternity. Tbe weii-mad- esa-ee- e tnUnoal a eanetltuUcmal mf ' m, ittciifttM drcUr f-- tHiM Cfrary (UearveawtaJ) bf InbetMltf up the cmmHttiyrfl e4 ei4 Trtior. t.re ' He trwr. The that . felt la ne rurailT thT iaua e One Hulrt LNNre tnt enr raee Uet eure. rttd fee It of tMt!mniaie c HI "KV CO loleta O. eoH h all iTiierleie rv, laae Uu tmmj turn lot eeastipaUoa, nature aaaeaBaaeieeasa aura A44n-mF- ft met f s fa Continental Oil Company ' arte e, Crtlrrg Enrrymkm. dawn, mjutree a mwt'l Hall s et&rrs cure a tntlMl erttne: tirt-nprm tle bkw4 an4 Hrarma oMHmrtee: tre 9t U aiirfan erfMii. e"an4 c'i"S t mvuUtlo a tle dtveea. lhbf uvTMttli en tiorlat .J HARNESS Important to Mothers) f t Iry De aeee UL Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It fin... Your Harness soft as a glove tough as a wire black as a coal Will Keep EUREKA Ancient City Modernised. Tarsus, tha ancient city In Asia Minor, where the apostle Paul was born, Is now Illuminated by electricity. Tbe power Is taken from the Cydnus river. There are now In Tarsus 450 electric street lights and about C00 Incandescent lights for private use. - ro" Saia Continental Oil Company Staessre1 Oil Cewpasy I sV sf uw alts! f (1iMMrf'Kfa'bsl) A UzLjffi&&v. Signature of Tst For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought fn THE ALL-AROU- lufaft trrrstari time - h- - It's ea.oy miking money and bard mastering It. Continental Susears oil Cewpaay (In "ream II Company (I. AXLE GREASE "Trwifc SaMeatmaiHif rVIR READY TIN OILER Is specially selected for any need In tha home. Saves tools from rusting. Can cannot break. Does not gum or become rancid. eo" sail urcturo Oil It's no use praying to be delivered from temptation unless you ant to be divorced from sin. Mnnt OIL ND IN THE HANDY, Ona Thing Thst Will Live Forever, f.M in PFTTITS KYE PALVE. firt eaiea imteaee yMirlv. VH) yera li", or iJowsrd All dnigg!l Hro..ltuiTl0.i". WlneWm-- a Lubricant ri Household A Meritorious Act. Mr, Cynic Tell me one thing you ever did for your fellow men? Mr. Optim This morning I kicked a banana peel off a sidewalk. Judge. at re. e Kaesawhes e ejaejue-aeruire- i Kr rritt?ieTryrirt''iet" Kriert nv.m fr-rr- i S O-- UlU l and free Iw-ajrr- Mantifattnrd whr-r- e Orrery One ) For rr - .- errr Standard ,y Continental Oil Co. PUTNAMte FADELESS DYES S4 saet reo aM Strrta sw area taasiet Am ft. He tPn f aeVe- eS'earSejX - S -eeM Saers. Tteeara, JHOHHOC OHU Q " Hate CO., eW Qatmm?, - Tee eea I |